The year is 2064 and Lawndale or any other high school still stinks. There
still are stupid cheerleaders and dumb jocks to face and yes a fashion
club. The cast from Jackass from "the past" enters a time warp and lives on
and continues in this new environment (yeah).
Daria wakes up and heads downstairs. She attends breakfast with her family,
reading her newspaper and listening to what goes on around her. Jake says
"Quinn how was your Midterm Exam study group last night? "Quinn says
hesitantly "Oh uh it was fun. We kissed. I mean covered the topics we
needed to know." "I expect you to get a good grade on you test, you stayed
there till 3:00 "said Helen. "But mom we were tired and I probably will get
wrinkles sooner than I expected." Daria smirks and says "I am sure both his
and your lips were tired alright!" Helen who is shocked asks Quinn if she
went on a date. "We are going steady! I swear! This is the man who will
bring you your grandchildren." Daria exclaims "Yah and someone will have to
bring you birth control pills." Helen says "Quinn you know there was a test
and now you're grounded for 5 months." Daria says "Guess your grandkids
will have to wait in Quinn longer now that she is grounded." Jake startles
and yells "QUINNS PREGNANT! What is wrong with this society! Helen call a
shrink, I need therapy b/c I am going mental and drunk after I drink the
entire Fridge full of Heinkeins!" "Jake calm down, she is not pregnant and
Daria leave out the wise cracks for once you father can never take a joke."
All of a sudden down the block a scream is heard and suddenly Rake Yohn
from Jackass enters the room. "That is no joke dude!" Jake says" Ah! Who
the heck are you! What are you talking about! I need a beer!" Rake says
"Dude, I am on Jackass and Johnny Knoxville was pelted with paintballs!
"Quinn says "Oh those things hurt! You need a serious make over." Quinn
calls her fashion friends. Sandy says "You were right Quinn, this is a
dilemma!" Tiffany says "The color mustard is so wrong but it would only
look good on him!" Rake yells "Hell no! I despise everything mustard! I
also hate period blood!" Sandy says " Eww." "It was not me this time" said
Stacy. The girls try to turn Rake into a beauty queen.
The next day was Sunday and the girls failed to make Rake into another one
of them. Another visitor comes over by setting the sprinklers off on the
Morgindorpher home. This person was Steveo! Quinn goes over to complement
him on his leopard bikini while Daria calls Jane. Daria: Hey Lane, how are
you? Jane: Okay, Trent heard a song last night and wants to play it with
the group. It sounds familiar. Daria: Yah, I got strange news. Jackasses
are invading our home!" "What else is new? Lawndale is full of them!" "No I
mean the show!" (Corona is attempted by Mystic Spiral in the background and
is picked up on the phone) Daria: "Oh great, that's the theme!" Jane "Oh
that's the song they are playing! Is it Minutemen or something? In Trent's
case it's more than minutes it is more like hours. Let's go get pizza!"
Daria and Jane meet each other and see people watching in awe Brandon
Dicamillo doing impressions, Bam Margera, Matt Hoffman and Tony Hawk doing
ramp tricks and Party Boy or Chris Pontius well what else, showing his
garbage and partying! Chief Roberts catches Kevin's attention. "Hey bro,
cool moves. Teach me how to move like that on my babe!" Jane laughs "What
a freak show, want to go the only place safe now I know of?" Daria
curiously says "Where is that? I like to know." "Lawndale High."
That's all for now on this part. Hope you liked it! What will they expect
at school? Find out soon! This is my first fanfic.
