The year is 2064 and Lawndale or any other high school still stinks. There still are stupid cheerleaders and dumb jocks to face and yes a fashion club. The cast from Jackass from "the past" enters a time warp and lives on and continues in this new environment (yeah). Daria wakes up and heads downstairs. She attends breakfast with her family, reading her newspaper and listening to what goes on around her. Jake says "Quinn how was your Midterm Exam study group last night? "Quinn says hesitantly "Oh uh it was fun. We kissed. I mean covered the topics we needed to know." "I expect you to get a good grade on you test, you stayed there till 3:00 "said Helen. "But mom we were tired and I probably will get wrinkles sooner than I expected." Daria smirks and says "I am sure both his and your lips were tired alright!" Helen who is shocked asks Quinn if she went on a date. "We are going steady! I swear! This is the man who will bring you your grandchildren." Daria exclaims "Yah and someone will have to bring you birth control pills." Helen says "Quinn you know there was a test and now you're grounded for 5 months." Daria says "Guess your grandkids will have to wait in Quinn longer now that she is grounded." Jake startles and yells "QUINNS PREGNANT! What is wrong with this society! Helen call a shrink, I need therapy b/c I am going mental and drunk after I drink the entire Fridge full of Heinkeins!" "Jake calm down, she is not pregnant and Daria leave out the wise cracks for once you father can never take a joke." All of a sudden down the block a scream is heard and suddenly Rake Yohn from Jackass enters the room. "That is no joke dude!" Jake says" Ah! Who the heck are you! What are you talking about! I need a beer!" Rake says "Dude, I am on Jackass and Johnny Knoxville was pelted with paintballs! "Quinn says "Oh those things hurt! You need a serious make over." Quinn calls her fashion friends. Sandy says "You were right Quinn, this is a dilemma!" Tiffany says "The color mustard is so wrong but it would only look good on him!" Rake yells "Hell no! I despise everything mustard! I also hate period blood!" Sandy says " Eww." "It was not me this time" said Stacy. The girls try to turn Rake into a beauty queen. The next day was Sunday and the girls failed to make Rake into another one of them. Another visitor comes over by setting the sprinklers off on the Morgindorpher home. This person was Steveo! Quinn goes over to complement him on his leopard bikini while Daria calls Jane. Daria: Hey Lane, how are you? Jane: Okay, Trent heard a song last night and wants to play it with the group. It sounds familiar. Daria: Yah, I got strange news. Jackasses are invading our home!" "What else is new? Lawndale is full of them!" "No I mean the show!" (Corona is attempted by Mystic Spiral in the background and is picked up on the phone) Daria: "Oh great, that's the theme!" Jane "Oh that's the song they are playing! Is it Minutemen or something? In Trent's case it's more than minutes it is more like hours. Let's go get pizza!" Daria and Jane meet each other and see people watching in awe Brandon Dicamillo doing impressions, Bam Margera, Matt Hoffman and Tony Hawk doing ramp tricks and Party Boy or Chris Pontius well what else, showing his garbage and partying! Chief Roberts catches Kevin's attention. "Hey bro, cool moves. Teach me how to move like that on my babe!" Jane laughs "What a freak show, want to go the only place safe now I know of?" Daria curiously says "Where is that? I like to know." "Lawndale High." That's all for now on this part. Hope you liked it! What will they expect at school? Find out soon! This is my first fanfic.