Avada kedavra: Investigating the death of Draco Malfoy
Chapter 5: The happy end.
By Kuroi Shi

Authors note: This it it folks... The happy conclusion... And, just so you know, one of the reviewers came imensley close to figuring out who did it. =D
I know for a fact that this ending is going to piss off EVREYONE who bothered to read the 1st 4 parts.

Disclaimer: I am your god. Worship me.

~ * ~ 12:00pm. The great Hall ~ * ~

All of the doors in the great hall burst open, and students, and teachers came flooding in from every direction. Some entered through windows on broom sticks, others seems to fall from the celing, and some looked as though they crawled out from under the four long house tables. It was only a matter of seconds before every student, teacher, and other staff member of the school was standing, sitting, or flying in the great hall, staring at Harry. Some were giggling a bit, and others were whispering quietly, but other than that, the great hall was completly silent.

Just as Harry Potter was about to speak, well, not so much speak, as scream... The entire great hall except Harry of course, screamed in unison.

"April Fools!!"

And most, if not all of them, burst out laughing at the horrified expression on young Mr. Potters face. Harry said nothing. He was too shocked, too... too.. everything to speak. So, the headmaster did instead.

"This was all Mr. Malfoys idea. He thought it would be an entertaining prank. He came to me to ask for permission, and I agreed to help. I thought it was an absolutley brilliant idea. I even allowed him to use my office for the day, as his headquarters. I ws able to fill half the school in on this plan while you were at quidditch practice, and the rest of the school was informed this morning with the notes that you noticed, only some people received. I knew you'd think them suspicious, so they were magically charmed to change into a warning, whenever anyone but the receiver layed eyes upon them. Using some carefully placed monitors, and hundreds of students egar to scare the great Harry Potter, our little prank went off flawlessly. Don't you agree?"

"... But... But.. R-Ron... Head.. Axe... Dicapited... ... WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!!!" Shouted a rather confused Harry Potter.

"We were thinking, it was a pretty damn funny joke." Said Draco.

Harry was fuming. He was so mad, he was turning as purple as Mr. Dursley did at the mention of Hogwarts. Honestly, what were they thinking? Scaring Harry like that?

"Where on earth did everyone go? I mean... this school was totally deserted by 11:30.. There can't be an area big enough for 800 students to hide." Said Mr. Potter, after calming down ever so slightly.

"Well, All of the students, besides Gryffindors of course, stayed in thier house common rooms, The teachers stayed in thier offices, which were all locked magically, so that 'Alohomora' would not work, and, the Gryffindors spent the day in the kitchens. It was all very well thought out, if I do say so myself. You can thank Mr. Malfoy for that." Explained Professor Dumbledore. "If there are no further questions..."

"Oh, I have further questions." Harry Interrupted the headmaster. "One. how did everyone get get killed so quickly after they mentioned a possible killer. Two. How did the 'killer' do the killing, without actually killing? It looked too real.. Three, Who was doing all the killing. Four, if the little notes given out at 5:00 this morning explained the plan, why did I get a note? Five, Why didn't Hagrid know? and Six, Ron, Hermione, and the rest of the school hate Malfoy. How did you get them to go along with his plan?"

"Hehehe" laughed the headmaster, "All very valid questions, and they all have vary good answers."

"Well, could you care to explain then?" Asked Harry.

"Since it was his idea, lets have Mr. Malfoy explain then."

"Ok Potty, I'll tell ya. Everyone had a set time where they would die. it was written on the cards they were given, or Dumbledore told them thier times while you were at quidditch practice. It was all a matter of them getting to thier designated places at their set times, and an invisible someone on a broomstick took care of the rest. It was quite simple really. Weasel there screwed it up though. He wasn't supposed to be in the hospital wing. .. threw the entire plan off.. damned incompetants... Everyone had scripts to follow, if you were in the area, to make it look like someone dies when an accusation was made.. But Weasel blew that one too. He wasn't supposed to be with You potty, or that mudblood when his time came.. He was supposed to be ALONE! The little freak started laughing maniaclly too! What was that all about! We should have just locked the fool in a cupboard all bloody day." Explained Draco. "Ugh. I was disgusted with his preformance. Weasel Jr. played dead pretty well, but, I suppose she has had a lot of practice, back in second year. And, the Weasel twins probably would have screwed it up too, had they not been instructed to just lay on the floor, and play dead.. I guess since it was a joke, those incompetant fools were able to pull it off... See what you made me do potty? Now I'm mad. Good day." Draco left the crowed that was still surrounding Harry, took a seat at the far end of the Slytherin table, and helped himself to a bit of lunch. Dumbledore continued answering the questoions.

"To answer your next question, the weapons were all illusions. The 'Killers' were all teachers, with invisibility cloaks on. I own two cloaks myself, so I got Professor Flitwick, and Professer McGonogall to do it. I figured Charms, and Transfiguration would work well in creating the illusion of weapons, and dead students. You got a note by mistake, the one you got was ment for Hagrid. And, it was easy to convince everyone to go along with the plan after we told them it was a prank on you, regardless of whose idea it was." Said the headmaster. "If that's all, lets eat!"

The house tables were instantly covered in yummy food, and everyone sat down to eat, except Harry.

"You people are sick. I'm going to bed." Harry made his way up to Gryffindor tower, into his dormitory, onto his bed, and fell asleep.

~ * ~ The end. ~ * ~

So... What did ya think? .. Unexpected, right? =D