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Summary: A show where we kidnap characters from different TV shows, movies, and books and drive them insane. Please be nice it's our first fic.

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The Lizzie and Shannon Show

Allie: Hello I'm Allie.

Jessica: And I'm Jessica.

Allie: And welcome to uh um the uh *psst* Jessica what's the name of the show.

Jessica: What why are you asking me?

Allie: This was your idea.

Jessica: Hold on let me think.

Allie: Don't hurt yourself.

Jessica: Hey shut up. Ok I got it it's called *Dramatic pause* The Lizzie and Shannon Show.

Allie: The what?! Ok fine whatever. Now all we need is a theme song.

Jessica: What don't look at me I came up with the name of the show I'm not doing the theme song to!

*A crew guy runs on stage.*

Crew Guy: Don't worry we already have a theme song. Allie: Ok hit it creepy announcer guy.

Creepy Announcer Guy: Live from an undisclosed location. It's The Lizzie and Shannon Show!

They drive people insane They enjoy causing people pain

And when they get a break They go skinny dipping in the lake

They know everything there is to know It's The Lizzie and Shannon Show

Jessica: What the?! Who the hell wrote that? When I get my hands on them I'll

Allie: Jess chill we'll deal with whoever wrote the song later right now we have a show to do.

Jessica: *Twitching violently* Sure whatever you say.

Allie: Right. Anyways this show is about

Jessica: Us taking over the world Mhahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahah

Heather: *hits Jessica in the head with a giant rubber mallet*

Jessica: Ouch! Hey what was that for?

Allie: Shut up your not suppose to tell them that!

Jessica: Opps. I didn't say anything what are you talking about? *starts whistling innocently*

Allie: Right. As I was saying this show is how we kidnap characters from different TV shows, books, and movies and drive them totally insane.

Jessica: And now to bring out our first victim I mean guest Dawn Summers.

Allie: *starts laughing evilly*

Jessica: *Blink Blink* * Blink Blink Blink* Ok for some strange reason she doesn't like Dawn. Oh well bring her on out mysterious cloaked dudes.

*Mysterious Cloaked Dudes bring out a very scared Dawn Summers*

Dawn: W-w-who are you?

Jessica: I'm Jessica and the girl with purple hair who is laughing insanely is Allie.

Allie: *Stops laughing* Hey I am not laughing insanely I'm laughing evilly.

Jessica: Opps sorry. She's laughing evilly.

Allie: Thanks *starts laughing evilly again*

Jessica: Right

Dawn: W-where am I?

Allie: You are in an undisclosed location.

Jessica: Namely our basement.

Dawn: What am I doing here?

Allie: *In a very sweet voice* we kidnapped you.

Dawn: Why?

Jessica: To ask you some questions.

Dawn: That doesn't seem to bad. *starts to relax*

Allie: *starts chuckling evilly*

Jessica: Ok first question.

Allie: What did you have for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

Dawn: Um

Jessica: That's nice next question.

Dawn: But I didn't even answer.

Allie: Your wasting my life. Next question.

Jessica: Why is the sky blue?

Dawn: How should I know?

Allie: Answer the question!

Dawn: Um 32?

Jessica: Good enough for me.

Allie: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Dawn: I don't know

Jessica: Neither do I.

Allie: It seems we have ran out of time.

Dawn: Thank God.

Jessica: Before we go we have one more question. What is the 12536573635235th person's name? Oh and before I forget if you get this question wrong you will be thrown into the Hole of Insanity.

Dawn: Um Bob?

Allie: I cant believe it, there is now way, its impossible, its inhuman, it defies all logic, she got it right!

Jessica: So what push her in anyways.

*Allie pushes Dawn in the Hole of Insanity which magically appeared behind her*

Dawn: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Dawns screaming gets fainter and fainter. Then is heard louder and louder above. Dawn falls through the ceiling and back through the Hole of insanity again and again* Allie: Oh no not again.

Jessica: Hey the stupid thing is broken again.

* Hole in the ceiling closes* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *a loud thud is heard*

Jessica: Ouch. Well thanks for watching.

Allie: We'll see you next time.

Jessica & Allie: On The Lizzie and Shannon Show! Bye!

~*~ Well what do you think? Review. And all flames will be used to help warm the homeless. Thanks Bye!