A Really Long Foreword:

The group have just been transferred from the hotel to the house, (they couldn't get anyone to open it and had to wait until morning, remember). Let's explore it with them. The front of the house is brown, really dark brown. There is a small garden with no grass and a low fence. The house is shaded by large oak trees that seem to bend inwards. The house can only be entered from the side. The door opens to a small hallway. On your left is a square staircase. On your right is the dining area. In front of you is a half wall (up and across about four feet separating the dining area from the living room). Behind/over the wall is a large room with a large TV and two luscious leather lounges. All furniture is dark brown. In the 'family' room wall is a doorway, with no actual door. Through the door is the kitchen with all usual accessories and a walk in pantry. There are French doors opening onto a porch/balcony/verandah that leads to the back garden. The garden is a huge rectangular block of land, there are trees and vines covering the fences so that it doesn't look like a prison. There is a pool sort of in the shape of an 8 and a double garage opposite. A quarter of the shed is a laundry with washing machine, dryer and presser. The rest of the shed is a gym/ wrestling ring set up for anyone that wants to work. The shed is sound proof. Back into the house now at the foot of the stairs. Almost every stair creaks. At the top of the stairs is an L shaped corridor. You are at the top of the L, by the way the L has been reversed. Walk forward to your left is the first bedroom, it has four beds, the room is labeled 'alpha.' Walk forward again, you are now at the second bedroom, it also has four beds, it is labeled better (not 'beta', 'better'). You have now completed the long side of the L. turn to your right walk a little then stop. To your left is a bathroom it belongs to all the males in the house. Directly in front of you is a small room that has only two beds and a bathroom, it is not labeled. To your right is the final bedroom, it has only three beds and is labeled 'bummer'. Behind you is a pull-down trapdoor staircase to the attic. All rooms have ceiling fans and windows. There is nothing in the attic and the bathrooms are simple. There are thumbnail cameras everywhere but they are invisible to the naked eye. Due to a timing error on Vince's behalf the cameras will not display to the viewers what happens in the first day, and that's probably a good thing!

***Story starts here***

"All right! Shut up!" Triple H bellowed from the twist in the upstairs corridor. "Due to some of the antics on the plane, our room mates have been decided for us." The assembly groaned. Triple H took the list the hotel had been faxed and proceeded to read it out while balanced on his suitcase.

"Randy, Raven, Edge, Maven." He pointed to the first room. "You four are in 'alpha'. DON'T GO ANYWHERE! I have other announcements to make." The four guys stood together.

"Taker, Austin, Rocky and myself will be in room 'better'. Both Hardyz and Kurt are in 'bummer'. " The Hardyz glared at him and he readily glared back. "Don't like it? Tough shit! Molly, Lita, you're together in room nameless. Have fun!"

Matt grabbed his girlfriend and held her to prevent her escape.

"I have other announcement's assholes!" Hunter cleared his throat when the 'alpha' males started to move off, "the cameras get turned on tomorrow that means as soon as you wake up, you are in CHARACTER! The wrestling shed and laundry are sound proof so as not to upset the neighbors. The deal with the house is, if you want out, you call from this cell phone and tell Kevin Kelly you want out. " He cast a blood shot eye over the troops. "I took the liberty on the plane of writing a cooking and cleaning roster for the house and I know that everyone who counts will like it. The next…"

People behind Kurt were starting to get restless.

Kurt stepped forward, "what ever you have to say Hunter I will agree with, I trust you. Do I smell bourbon on your breath?"

Molly stepped forward also, "I trust you, just like Kurt. Hey I can smell it too!"

Hunter smiled this was going to be fun. "Kurt. Molly. I'm glad I have your support and I knew that I could count on you two to interrupt me. So what I was going to say was the next two people to speak will be in charge of every thing, well done guys!" he jumped off his suitcase and walked into his room. "Oh yeah, Molly and Kurt? I'll be wanting my lunch when I finish unpacking or there'll be hell to pay!!"

Everyone laughed and went to their room to unpack except Matt, who didn't think that Lita should be alone with Molly just yet, and Molly and Kurt who tipped their stuff on the floor and went to the kitchen. They guys were lazing on their beds and talking about it being just like summer camp while Kurt and Molly made lunch.

Matt walked into Lita's room behind her. Molly had tipped her stuff everywhere and it was all PINK! Lita's breathing got deeper and heavier.

Matt ran for it calming instructing all around him to do the same in three simple words, "SHE'S GONNA BLOW!"

All the 'manly' men raced into 'better' and dived under Taker's bed while he shook his head at them. Lita walked past threw him an evil look and he bit the dust as well.

Kurt walked up the stairs, "hi, Lita."

She was unnaturally calm, "hello Kurt, where is Molly?" Kurt shivered her face was expressionless, her voice toneless.

"She's downstairs chopping up the salad with a big knife. You should see it…"

Lita smiled at his cheerful reply it was almost as if he knew but her silence was making him suspicious.

"I wanted to apologize for my earlier actions, regarding the plane trip. I feel terrible."

Kurt smiled and moved out of her way. He heard her steps pick up speed at the bottom of the stairs.

"Guys?" Kurt walked into every room twice and still failed to notice the 10 larger than full-grown men sardined into the small space under the Undertaker's bed. The Undertaker pulled himself out of the mass of bodies and got to his feet.

"You guys disgust me, you're afraid of a woman." Kurt walked in, the floorboards creaked a little.

"Oh shit she's back!" Taker dove to his stomach again.

Kurt put his hands on his hips, "are you guys playing sardines?" everyone rather embarrassed got up and stood in front of Kurt. Randy was itching to ask a question but he didn't want to break the eerie silence… he did anyway.

"Yo Kurt, what did Lita say?"

Matt and Jeff looked at Kurt. Everyone else looked around confused. It seems that only Randy and Kurt knew that Lita had spoken but only Kurt knew what she had said. Kurt was the most confused.

"She said hi Kurt where's Molly? And I told her. So what?"

Edge caught him by the throat, "Kurt. It is very important that you tell us exactly -word for word- what you told her."

Kurt was surrounded but he didn't back down, "oh yeah or what?"

Kurt thought he was calling their bluff but he was very much mistaken. Taker grabbed Kurt by the balls and Raven winced.

"You boys stand outside, I'll talk to Captain America!"

A few minutes later Taker called them all in. Kurt was lying on the floor he was obviously in a lot of pain.

"All he told her was that Molly was downstairs chopping salad."

Jeff looked like something had just hit him. "Chopping? As in with a knife?"

When Kurt nodded, Taker wrenched him to his feet by his balls and the gang ran downstairs, almost smackbang into Lita. She turned to them, puffing as though they had frightened her or something.

"What's wrong amigos?" she was setting the table, she put down the plates. "Hungry? We're having tacos." Everyone heaved a massive sigh of relief and looked at the ground guiltily. Raven took it upon himself.

"We believed momentarily that you upon descending the stairwell had brutally done over Molly with both fatal and frightful consequences."

Everyone looked from Raven to Lita and back again. Raven sighed, "we thought you'd killed her."

Lita looked hurt then laughed, "you thought I'd killed another human being?" the pack sheepishly nodded.

Taker's voice was clearly capable of being heard, "OH SHIT!" He ran down the stairs, followed by angle, out of the house and into the pool. Amused by the big man and a slightly smaller man running straight into the pool the pack followed to the balcony. Taker was pulling something out of the pool and it looked heavy. The Rock looked from side to side, "well that's the biggest damn leaf the Rock has ever seen!"

The pack laughed. Angle had untied whatever was hanging off the object and the Taker hurled it over the garden to the end of the balcony. Matt Hardy stood on tiptoes, "what is a 200 lb. weight doing in the pool?" Everyone stopped laughing. Taker was carrying something familiar through the garden. Jeff was standing at the back and couldn't see so he jumped onto the kitchen counter inside and did a hurricane impression.

"Is it a bird, is it a plane. No it's MOLLY!"

Taker laid her blue shivering body on one of the sofas while Austin and Triple H put Lita in a straight jacket. The younger guys grabbed quilts and towels to dry her hair and warm her up. Molly had almost drowned. The men ate in silence. Lita was forced to sit on the sofa and think about what she had done. Molly was now dry and had been put to bed (by Kurt J ). Lita was surrounded after dinner. They all sat around watching her. Taker wrote something on a piece of paper, folded it, signed it and passed it on.

"That weight didn't attach itself."

Lita lowered her gaze. 'I didnt want to kill her, really. I just wanted to scare her a little. Oh my god if anything happens to her it'll be all my fault.' She started to sob on Matt's shoulder, he looked at Taker and mentally beseeched him to let him comfort her. Taker heard loud and clear and shook his head.

'No Matt, not this time' he seemed to say.

Matt pulled away from her. The note was half way around the room. Lita feeling unloved put her head on the arm on the sofa and fought the urge to cry and beg forgiveness. It hurt not to cry. Matt was writing on the note now.

"Lita," he said firmly. "Read it." He pulled her up and placed the letter in her lap. The paper read;

We the undersigned agree that although you tried to claim the life of a fellow housemate, you will be permitted to stay, only if you perform one task for the undersigned…

Underneath this but before the paper had been folded were the signatures of everyone in the house except herself, Molly and Kurt (still mysteriously upstairs). Her raced, 'what could they mean by a task?' she nodded with her eyes closed. Matt unfolded the paper so that the task was visible. The room seemed to lean in. she saw them in her minds eye watching, waiting. Lita looked at the faces, tears welled up in her eyes. Matt wiped them away so that she could read. She gasped. The Undertaker's writing, the big, black letters screamed at her. There was no way these guys could be serious. She looked at each face in horror. They were serious, all grinning like hyenas. She looked down and read it again.

… Next time darlin' get Kurt!

To be continued