Foreword : I apologise for this chapter being so short but I suddenly realised that a week has gone past and their hasn't been any major trouble by which someone could be pressured into leaving. Where we left off…a parallel dimension has opened up expectorating four beautiful women into the house and nicking off with Lita and Molly. The 'gentlemen' of the house like the Amazons much better than their original housemates and are horrified to learn that the girls can only stay for 24 hours. Until that is, one of them gets an idea.
"At midnight tonight it will open up and we'll have to go back unless…" Mongrelle was scheming, "Raven, what are Kepler's laws as relates to your dimension."
Raven dropped to his knees and hugged her legs, "I don't know and I…"
"Uh Raven?" Raven looked up at Tye.
"My apologies, I'll try again," this time he grabbed Mongrelle's legs, "I don't know and I don't think anyone else here does."
Everyone started to talk at once then there was another big bang. Maven was standing next to the dining table he had thrown his book to the ground to get silence and it had worked.
"Excuse me, Keplers laws state that 1) the planets orbit the sun in ellipses. 2) That the line joining the sun and the planets sweeps out equal areas in equal periods of time and finally that 3) the square of the planets orbital period is proportional to the cube of the semi-major axis of the ellipse." Everyone stared in silence at Maven and his book. "What? I was a school teacher at one point."
Jeff nudged Edge, "hey Maven, your intelligence is showing!"
"WHAT?!" Maven looked at his crotch quickly then realized what had been said.
"Now, now Jeff. No-one likes a wise ass."
"Oh that must be why no-one likes you!"
Maven and Jeff started yelling at each other. They started to throw punches and then to really fight. All the couples in the house were making out except for Raven and Mongrelle and Jeff and Lore. Lore and the older wrestlers were egging Jeff and Maven on in their contest who could hang the other up by a wedgie first. Mongrelle and Raven were ignoring them and were scribbling on Raven's charts.
"EUREKA!" Raven yelled, "we've done it!
"Ah hem?"
"You've done it!"
Wedgie contests stopped (Maven was winning). All eyes were trained on the gothic duo.
"If we can create an explosion at exactly two past midnight tonight then we'll be able to stay until the planets realign in a diagonal." Mongrelle really emphasized explosion.
Vix hugged Matt closer, "how long do we have?"
Raven picked up a calculator, "well. Judging by the horizontal velocity of the orbital period in feet per second. You lovely ladies have approximately, 2592000 μs (two million, five hundred and ninety two thousand nanoseconds)."
Lore walked over to Raven and booted him in the knackers as hard as she could, "how long is that?"
Raven's voice was so high that only dogs could hear it, so Mongrelle picked up the calculator and began pressing buttons. Tye looked down at Raven on the floor and then up at Mongrelle and back again a couple of times.
"Are you even hearing what's going on? She just kicked him in the 'nads."
Mongrelle nodded, "yeah but he really deserved that!"
Vixen caught on, "but won't that ruin your fun?"
Mongrelle looked at Randy and Maven helping Raven to his feet and shook her head, "no, he's still got the use of his hands and his tongue, doesn't he?"
Maven and Randy dropped him and keeled over. There was a chorus of "EW!, THAT'S GROSS! And NOT COOL!" from everyone but Raven and Mongrelle.
Mongrelle laughed, "anyway, two million, five hundred and ninety two thousand nanoseconds is roughly…three days." The same group of people that had just been disgusted by Mongrelle's first outburst were overjoyed at the second. Room 'better' and Kurt Angle were laughing and patting each other on the back. Randy and Maven were hugging each other and jumping up and down. And the couples (exception of Mongrelle and Raven) were kissing passionately and getting use to it.
"WAIT! HOLD EVERYTHING!" Triple H looked at the corners of the room, "what about the camera's? The only places there aren't camera's are the attic and the roof!" Mongrelle and Raven smiled. Tye, Vixen, Lore, Edge and the Hardyz paled. Tye began to hyperventilate.
Rock raised an eye brow, "what's wrong, Tye?"
She was almost in tears, "I've broken my own rule!"
Edge looked at her funny, "your what?"
Vix laughed insanely, "her rule, the golden rule of Tygra."
No one in the wwf had a clue what she was talking about.
"What rule?" Jeff asked having retrieved his underpants from his butt crack.
Lore whispered in his ear and Jeff doubled over laughing. This left an opportunity for everyone else to be enlightened.
Rock nudged Tye, "what's the rule?"
"Promise you won't laugh." she looked at everyone in the room and scowled at Jeff still laughing. "Love thy neighbor but don't get caught. YOU BASTARDS! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T LAUGH!"
"The Rock said no such thing!"
Everyone was laughing but Raven and Mongrelle, standing side by side and discussing the effects of the alignment on static and electromagnetic fields.
Rock looked at the cell phone on Hunter's belt, "hey there's no reception on the phone." Triple H half-turned to find the Rock, Austin and the Undertaker looking directly into his ass. He took the phone of his belt and shook it.
"Press the middle button." Vix commanded.
Hunter pressed it and reluctantly held it up to his ear, "it's beeping."
Raven found his (louder than whisper) voice again. "No shit Sherlock. We're in an electro-…"
Stone Cold Steve Austin booted Raven in the balls again. Mongrelle finished his sentence for him, "an electromagnetic field. Look I'll prove it." She rubbed her feet on the carpet and touched the Undertaker's arm. **ZAP! ** He grabbed his arm, "ouch!" she giggled and zapped Austin and then Triple H. As a direct result Mongrelle was put in a straight jacket and locked in the shed by Lore. Raven for fear of his life and manhood was locked in the attic by someone he hadn't pissed off.
Lore walked back inside now, "hey guys look what I found." She held up a dead pigeon. All the males rushed upstairs howling and shrieking to hide leaving the Amazons downstairs to in the lounge waiting for some sort of sign or explanation. The men upstairs hid everywhere in closets, showers, under beds, in their suitcases (Jeff Hardy) all to avoid the pigeon that Lore had brought in and put in the bin.
(Note from Madame: not all the guys rushed upstairs, in the confusion someone got outside to the shed. I'll need your help later to find out who.)
Mongrelle was secured in a straight jacket upside down suspended from a beam. She heard the door open and close and assumed that Lore had left it open. The broken bottle cut into her back without warning. Again and again piercing the undead flesh but the undead flesh did not utter a sound until the Singapore cane rained blows upon her bleeding back. "Coward. Why don't you even face me? I am unarmed and defenseless and you are still a coward." The blows became more frequent. The blood sprayed everywhere, it covered the ring and surrounding safety mats. Not one more sound did she make until the wooden stake pierced her ribcage and drove towards her heart.
"RAVEN!!"
The single scream caused Raven's testicles to lower themselves from his throat and he climbed to the rooftop. The Amazons were on the verandah in seconds. Raven dove into the pool off the roof and hurried to swim to the side, he damn near ripped the door of the shed off. The Amazon's were frozen at ringside but he leapt into the ring and gently pulled Mongrelle down. Tye stayed with Raven and Mongrelle while Vix and Lore ran into the house. All the guys were rounded up and lined up in the living room, on their knee's (merely to eliminate the height factor). Tye stripped the beds and brought the sheets down she laid them on the dining table.
Raven carried in Elle, he lay her down gently on the table he sat stroking her hair, as she had been when he had woken up. Whispering softly and sweetly to her, words that no one else could hear.
Tye prowled the line of big men on their knees.
"All right shit eaters, this is the deal. One or more of you got away from us and beat up on Mongrelle when she couldn't defend herself. We don't care why, we want to know who. so we can fucking kill you for what you did to our friend."
**After an hour of interrogation. **
Vix shook her head, "so none of you can provide an alibi or a motive beyond reasonable doubt for not beating up on Mongrelle."
Lore laughed, "THAT'S SUCH BULLSHIT!"
"Shh, she's waking!" Raven hissed. He lifted her slightly, "Elle? Are you okay?"
"No… I need to feed!" she looked at him with such longing that he felt compelled to unbutton his shirt and lean his neck forward to her.
"Raven…no not you."
He lifted her up, "yes me, I know you need this and I'm not going to lose you." She was too weak to resist any further. The house was silent as she drank. Austin shuddered Mongrelle had forcefully fed on him so he hadn't felt what Raven was feeling he had felt only pain. Raven was moaning softly in a mixture of pleasure and pain. She stopped, color flooded her cheeks momentarily. She pulled his shirt closed and pulled him close. "I love you Raven." he smiled at her, both weak and exhausted they slept in front of everybody on the table for a while. Mongrelle wrapped in Raven's arms and Raven in a dream he wished would never end. The wwf wrestlers were dismissed to their rooms for a while, to sit and wait for further questioning. Unfortunately no one listened to the Amazons and instead of going to their own rooms in silence they assembled in 'better' and sat talking. Except the Taker who sat down in a corner writing down everyone's names and everything that had happened to each of them since the Amazons had arrived, (in other words possible motives) his list looked like this: -
Matt Hardy - Mongrelle scared the crap out of him at first contact
Jeff Hardy - has heard how badly Mongrelle treats Damien in her dimension
Randy - was snubbed by Lore, Mongrelle was the only one defenseless.
Maven - Mongrelle took his spotlight after he helps them find a way to stay
Triple H - lost control of the house when the Amazons arrived, Mongrelle was the only one defenseless
- Mongrelle yelled at him and stared him down
Rock - Mongrelle ignored him
- zapped him
Kurt Angle - missing out on only available sex (for him) ever
- Rescuing the Undertaker from Mongrelle causes doubts over his sanity and masculinity
Edge - hears how Mongrelle treats Tye in the other dimension
- sees how Mongrelle treats Raven
- Grudge against Mongrelle's father. (Gangrel)
Austin - bitten and partially drained
- scared into submission
- zapped by Mongrelle
The Undertaker - beaten, tied up and left in the attic by Mongrelle
-challenged repeatedly
- zapped by Mongrelle
["That's all of us," Taker looked at the list.
Jeff was looking over his shoulder, "not all. I think you've forgotten someone." Jeff took the pen and paper and began to write. He handed it back looking grim. Taker looked at it, "no I don't think so, Jeff. But then again."]
Raven - gets kicked aside for people to get to Mongrelle
- Could feel that she's only being nice to him to get info. on this dimension
- feels unloved (Mongrelle doesn't seem to return his feelings until tragedy strikes)
- Could feel used/cheap/dirty. (Mongrelle uses him for blood and sex only)
- feels emasculated by claims of her hardcorédness
Note from madame: Now you've seen the list, I need your help. Mongrelle didn't see who attacked her and at this point it could be anybody, the first week is up and someone has to go within the next three days. Email me at : mongrelle666@hotmail.com and tell me who attacked Mongrelle and left her for dead (remember it could be any male that's in the house, your decision can have as much or as little to do with the list above as you like). If you want to be creative you can tell me why.
