Now for my second chapter :D

Disclaimer: The day I own Harry Potter will be when pigs fly. The parodies are not mine. I just enjoy writing musicals, so sue me! No! I don't mean /i! Stay away you evil lawyers! Back! Back! *waves crucifix*

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Harry was looking around desperately for some place to hide. After his last experience, Harry knew that no place in Hogwarts was safe after someone spontaneously bursts into song.

Harry turned a corner and hid behind a statue of Eric the Oddball. He closed his eyes and tried to think calmly.

"OK, how would I get out of this situation...think calmly. I would DESTROY THE FRIKIN MANIAC WHO PUT THIS BLASTED CURSE ON ME!!! No, must think calm thoughts...I would...do...something...this isn't working."

Harry opened his eyes and found himself in the library.

"Or i could turn to Hermione for help. That is if she doesn't start singing again."

Harry started walking around the library, looking for his brainy friend. He peered behind a book shelf nervously and saw Hermione. With Draco Malfoy.

Harry gasped. He could feel another song coming on.

Sure enough, music started and Hermione started to dance like Shakira amd sing [to the tune of 'Whenever Wherever' by Shakira]:

Hermione: Lucky you were born in wizarding world

So we could both make fun of distance

Lucky that you love a muggle-born for

the lucky fact of my existence

Baby I would travel Hogsmeade solely

to gel your hair and bleach it daily

Never could imagine there was only

One hottie in these dormitories

Le ro lo le lo le,

Le ro lo le lo le

Can't you see...I'm at your feet

Harry didn't even bother running. He sighed and leaned against the nearest book shelf. "It looks like I'll be stuck in this musical world forever"

Hermione: Whenever, wherever

We're meant to be together

Gryffindor or Slytherin

What can a house mean my dear

Krum, Potter, it's over

You'll never have to wonder

I already like a Slytherin

and that's the deal my dears

Lucky that my lips not only mumble

They cast curses taught by Lupin

Lucky that my brains are big and working

So you don't confuse them with Pansy's

Lucky I have cloak from Harry's father

To run for cover when I need it

And these two eyes watch Quidditch closely

The day you lose will cry a river

Le ro lo le lo le,

Le ro lo le lo le

At your feet, I'm at your feet

Whenever, Wherever

We can sneak out together

Three Broomstick, some Buterbeers

We'll have a drink my dear

Thereover, see Skeeter

You'll never have to wonder

The whole school knows we date plainly

Not a big deal my dear

Le ro lo le lo le,

Le ro lo le lo le

We can fly, say it again

Lo ro lo le lo le lo le

Tell me one more time

That you'll quit

callin me Mudblood

Whenever, wherever

We're meant to be together

At the ball and at the feasts

You noticed me my dear

Your father, Death Eater

Gets on my nerves forever

There's nothing left to fear

If you'll really leave the way he lives

Whenever, Wherever

we're meant to be together

Gryffindor or Slytherin

What can a house mean my dear

Your father, Death Eater

Gets on my nerves forever

There's nothing left to fear

If you'll really leave the way he lives

Harry made haste to the library door, glad that the whole thing was over.

"At least they're not singing muggle songs anymore." Harry muttered.

"No, they're singing /i songs!" came a voice from above.

"Who said that?" Harry spun around so fast it cause him to do a little pirouette.

The voice chuckled.

"Never you mind. Just get along and be tortured. Remember, death is inevitable"

"Okaaaaaaaay then" with that Harry walked as fast as he could out of the castle.

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Oh, will Harry ever get out of this musical madness? Or will he become mad himself? Find out and don't forget to review!

~Feishien