Now for my second chapter :D
Disclaimer: The day I own Harry Potter will be when pigs fly. The parodies are not mine. I just enjoy writing musicals, so sue me! No! I don't mean /i! Stay away you evil lawyers! Back! Back! *waves crucifix*
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Harry was looking around desperately for some place to hide. After his last experience, Harry knew that no place in Hogwarts was safe after someone spontaneously bursts into song.
Harry turned a corner and hid behind a statue of Eric the Oddball. He closed his eyes and tried to think calmly.
"OK, how would I get out of this situation...think calmly. I would DESTROY THE FRIKIN MANIAC WHO PUT THIS BLASTED CURSE ON ME!!! No, must think calm thoughts...I would...do...something...this isn't working."
Harry opened his eyes and found himself in the library.
"Or i could turn to Hermione for help. That is if she doesn't start singing again."
Harry started walking around the library, looking for his brainy friend. He peered behind a book shelf nervously and saw Hermione. With Draco Malfoy.
Harry gasped. He could feel another song coming on.
Sure enough, music started and Hermione started to dance like Shakira amd sing [to the tune of 'Whenever Wherever' by Shakira]:
Hermione: Lucky you were born in wizarding world
So we could both make fun of distance
Lucky that you love a muggle-born for
the lucky fact of my existence
Baby I would travel Hogsmeade solely
to gel your hair and bleach it daily
Never could imagine there was only
One hottie in these dormitories
Le ro lo le lo le,
Le ro lo le lo le
Can't you see...I'm at your feet
Harry didn't even bother running. He sighed and leaned against the nearest book shelf. "It looks like I'll be stuck in this musical world forever"
Hermione: Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
Gryffindor or Slytherin
What can a house mean my dear
Krum, Potter, it's over
You'll never have to wonder
I already like a Slytherin
and that's the deal my dears
Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They cast curses taught by Lupin
Lucky that my brains are big and working
So you don't confuse them with Pansy's
Lucky I have cloak from Harry's father
To run for cover when I need it
And these two eyes watch Quidditch closely
The day you lose will cry a river
Le ro lo le lo le,
Le ro lo le lo le
At your feet, I'm at your feet
Whenever, Wherever
We can sneak out together
Three Broomstick, some Buterbeers
We'll have a drink my dear
Thereover, see Skeeter
You'll never have to wonder
The whole school knows we date plainly
Not a big deal my dear
Le ro lo le lo le,
Le ro lo le lo le
We can fly, say it again
Lo ro lo le lo le lo le
Tell me one more time
That you'll quit
callin me Mudblood
Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
At the ball and at the feasts
You noticed me my dear
Your father, Death Eater
Gets on my nerves forever
There's nothing left to fear
If you'll really leave the way he lives
Whenever, Wherever
we're meant to be together
Gryffindor or Slytherin
What can a house mean my dear
Your father, Death Eater
Gets on my nerves forever
There's nothing left to fear
If you'll really leave the way he lives
Harry made haste to the library door, glad that the whole thing was over.
"At least they're not singing muggle songs anymore." Harry muttered.
"No, they're singing /i songs!" came a voice from above.
"Who said that?" Harry spun around so fast it cause him to do a little pirouette.
The voice chuckled.
"Never you mind. Just get along and be tortured. Remember, death is inevitable"
"Okaaaaaaaay then" with that Harry walked as fast as he could out of the castle.
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Oh, will Harry ever get out of this musical madness? Or will he become mad himself? Find out and don't forget to review!
~Feishien
Disclaimer: The day I own Harry Potter will be when pigs fly. The parodies are not mine. I just enjoy writing musicals, so sue me! No! I don't mean /i! Stay away you evil lawyers! Back! Back! *waves crucifix*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Harry was looking around desperately for some place to hide. After his last experience, Harry knew that no place in Hogwarts was safe after someone spontaneously bursts into song.
Harry turned a corner and hid behind a statue of Eric the Oddball. He closed his eyes and tried to think calmly.
"OK, how would I get out of this situation...think calmly. I would DESTROY THE FRIKIN MANIAC WHO PUT THIS BLASTED CURSE ON ME!!! No, must think calm thoughts...I would...do...something...this isn't working."
Harry opened his eyes and found himself in the library.
"Or i could turn to Hermione for help. That is if she doesn't start singing again."
Harry started walking around the library, looking for his brainy friend. He peered behind a book shelf nervously and saw Hermione. With Draco Malfoy.
Harry gasped. He could feel another song coming on.
Sure enough, music started and Hermione started to dance like Shakira amd sing [to the tune of 'Whenever Wherever' by Shakira]:
Hermione: Lucky you were born in wizarding world
So we could both make fun of distance
Lucky that you love a muggle-born for
the lucky fact of my existence
Baby I would travel Hogsmeade solely
to gel your hair and bleach it daily
Never could imagine there was only
One hottie in these dormitories
Le ro lo le lo le,
Le ro lo le lo le
Can't you see...I'm at your feet
Harry didn't even bother running. He sighed and leaned against the nearest book shelf. "It looks like I'll be stuck in this musical world forever"
Hermione: Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
Gryffindor or Slytherin
What can a house mean my dear
Krum, Potter, it's over
You'll never have to wonder
I already like a Slytherin
and that's the deal my dears
Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They cast curses taught by Lupin
Lucky that my brains are big and working
So you don't confuse them with Pansy's
Lucky I have cloak from Harry's father
To run for cover when I need it
And these two eyes watch Quidditch closely
The day you lose will cry a river
Le ro lo le lo le,
Le ro lo le lo le
At your feet, I'm at your feet
Whenever, Wherever
We can sneak out together
Three Broomstick, some Buterbeers
We'll have a drink my dear
Thereover, see Skeeter
You'll never have to wonder
The whole school knows we date plainly
Not a big deal my dear
Le ro lo le lo le,
Le ro lo le lo le
We can fly, say it again
Lo ro lo le lo le lo le
Tell me one more time
That you'll quit
callin me Mudblood
Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
At the ball and at the feasts
You noticed me my dear
Your father, Death Eater
Gets on my nerves forever
There's nothing left to fear
If you'll really leave the way he lives
Whenever, Wherever
we're meant to be together
Gryffindor or Slytherin
What can a house mean my dear
Your father, Death Eater
Gets on my nerves forever
There's nothing left to fear
If you'll really leave the way he lives
Harry made haste to the library door, glad that the whole thing was over.
"At least they're not singing muggle songs anymore." Harry muttered.
"No, they're singing /i songs!" came a voice from above.
"Who said that?" Harry spun around so fast it cause him to do a little pirouette.
The voice chuckled.
"Never you mind. Just get along and be tortured. Remember, death is inevitable"
"Okaaaaaaaay then" with that Harry walked as fast as he could out of the castle.
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Oh, will Harry ever get out of this musical madness? Or will he become mad himself? Find out and don't forget to review!
~Feishien
