Who loves parodies? I DO! Especially Harry Potter song parodies! They have inspired me to write my second Musical and sequel to my last musical. If that made any sense at all. Read on my children!
Disclaimer: I own...nothing. So sad and woeful am I.
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The hero of our story ran and ran and ran right into the Forbidden Forest, the silly boy.
"Oh look, I have run and run and run right into the Forbidden Forest. I am a silly boy." said Harry.
"Yes, silly boys must be punished for their mistakes" the myserious voice said.
"Me? Punished? Nah!"
"Oh you just wait and see..." the voice said mysteriously...
Sure enough, Harry heard bongo drums in the distance.
"Oh for Pete's sake!"
"Who's Pete?" asked the Voice.
"Oh shut up and let me get tortured already."
Two death eaters emerged from the thicket of trees. You know what happens next[to the tune of 'Hakuna Matata' from 'The Lion King':
Death eaters: Avada Kedavra,
what a wonderful spell!
Avada Kedavra,
It's our favorite craze...
It means no muggles
for the rest of our dayssss-s-s,
It's our muggle-free philosophy,
Avada Kedavra!
Harry blinked. Was that it?
Death Eater 1: Why, when Volds was a young bad boy,
Death Eater 2: when Volds was a young bad booooooy...
Death Eater 1: Put a sock in it!
Death Eater 2: alright...
He thought that the muggles lacked a certain appeal
and he learned how to kill them with a flick of his wrist
Death eaters: Our insensitive souls
do not even wince
as the spell hits the muggles and they pass away....
Death eater 1: We're not ashamed!
Death eater 2: oh why be ashamed?!
Death eater 1: This is just a cool game!
Death eater 2: oh what's in a game!
Death eater 1: And we feel all excited
Death eater 2:how do we feel?
Death eater 1:Every time that we-- (silence...)
death eater 1: Er, can't come up with something that rhymes here.
death eater 2: Who cares! *shoots green light out of his wand*
Death eaters: Avada Kedavra,
what a wonderful spell!
Avada kedavra,
it's our favorite craze,
It means no muggles
for the rest of our days
it's our muggle free Philosophy
Avada kedavra!
Harry backed away slowly as the death eaters danced off into the distance, killing random centaurs along the way.
Harry bumped into someone unexpectedly on his way out of the Forest...
"So we meet again, Harry Potter"
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I suppose you can guess who Harry bumped into, right?
And you know who the voice is, right?
You should know these things because I am quite predictable.
Now review I say!!
~Feishien
Disclaimer: I own...nothing. So sad and woeful am I.
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The hero of our story ran and ran and ran right into the Forbidden Forest, the silly boy.
"Oh look, I have run and run and run right into the Forbidden Forest. I am a silly boy." said Harry.
"Yes, silly boys must be punished for their mistakes" the myserious voice said.
"Me? Punished? Nah!"
"Oh you just wait and see..." the voice said mysteriously...
Sure enough, Harry heard bongo drums in the distance.
"Oh for Pete's sake!"
"Who's Pete?" asked the Voice.
"Oh shut up and let me get tortured already."
Two death eaters emerged from the thicket of trees. You know what happens next[to the tune of 'Hakuna Matata' from 'The Lion King':
Death eaters: Avada Kedavra,
what a wonderful spell!
Avada Kedavra,
It's our favorite craze...
It means no muggles
for the rest of our dayssss-s-s,
It's our muggle-free philosophy,
Avada Kedavra!
Harry blinked. Was that it?
Death Eater 1: Why, when Volds was a young bad boy,
Death Eater 2: when Volds was a young bad booooooy...
Death Eater 1: Put a sock in it!
Death Eater 2: alright...
He thought that the muggles lacked a certain appeal
and he learned how to kill them with a flick of his wrist
Death eaters: Our insensitive souls
do not even wince
as the spell hits the muggles and they pass away....
Death eater 1: We're not ashamed!
Death eater 2: oh why be ashamed?!
Death eater 1: This is just a cool game!
Death eater 2: oh what's in a game!
Death eater 1: And we feel all excited
Death eater 2:how do we feel?
Death eater 1:Every time that we-- (silence...)
death eater 1: Er, can't come up with something that rhymes here.
death eater 2: Who cares! *shoots green light out of his wand*
Death eaters: Avada Kedavra,
what a wonderful spell!
Avada kedavra,
it's our favorite craze,
It means no muggles
for the rest of our days
it's our muggle free Philosophy
Avada kedavra!
Harry backed away slowly as the death eaters danced off into the distance, killing random centaurs along the way.
Harry bumped into someone unexpectedly on his way out of the Forest...
"So we meet again, Harry Potter"
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I suppose you can guess who Harry bumped into, right?
And you know who the voice is, right?
You should know these things because I am quite predictable.
Now review I say!!
~Feishien
