Disclaimer: I don't own a thing. You know it, I know it...just don't rub it in
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"Voldie!" squealed Harry.
"I prefer to be called The Dark Lord or He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named...but whatever."
Harry: (0.o)
"Anyway, where was I? Ah yes, I'm here to take you away to my lair and torture you."
"Haven't you tortured me enough?" wailed Harry.
"NO! Not enough torture! For what you did to me..."
"What? You mean kill you? You are supposed to be dead, you know."
"But I am back from the dead!"
"And why is that?"
"Because"
"Because??"
"Tsk! Do I have to explain EVERYTHING?!"
"It would help a lot"
"FINE! Because you are out of the time warp that youtourself foolishly created - "
"I didn't start it! It was the rest fo Hogwarts!"
"Yeah...blame it one everyone else. Anyway, now you are out of it, things that have been done have been undone. So I am undead. In other words, living."
"Oh Okay then"
"Now I'm going to torture you some more back at the lair"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Music started up. Voldie froze and looked around.
Hermione was dancing into view. Ginny was following her closely.
[to the tune of 'Get the Party Started' by Pink]
Ginny: Herrrrrrrrmione G.
Hermione: I am studying for my extra subjects
Ginny: my extra subjects, subjects...
Hermione: I"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm taking three and thy're all at the exact same time
Not much time for Quidditch just to watch Harry seek
Twenty pounds of homework due by end of this week
Fred and George make fun of me just 'coz I am smart
They just laugh and joke and prank and play and they fart
I've got lots of homework, I've got no time to spare
Please pass me those quills and ink that are over therrrre!
Harry was never so thankful for spontaneous singing in his life.
Ginny: Herrrrrrrrmione G.
Hermione: I am studying for my extra subjects
Ginny: my extra subjects, subjects...
Hermione: I"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm taking three and thy're all at the exact same time
But I have time managed in this one little glass
I'll turn back the future and go into the past
Get to different classes in a matter of time
I'm not doing homework, but I'm making this rhyme
I should be in 7, not in year number 5
Then I'll make sure Voldemort will not be alive
Ginny: Herrrrrrrrmione G.
Hermione: I am studying for my extra subjects
Ginny: my extra subjects, subjects...
Hermione: I"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm taking three and thy're all at the exact same time
Hermione and Ginny then danced right out of sight again.
"Hmph" Voldie pouted. "I didn't authorise all that singing."
"What are you talking about?" Harry asked. "Of course you did"
"I didn't"
"You mean...it was something...from the beyond?"
Harry and Voldie both aquired a far away look and stared into space for several minutes.
"Now shut up and get into the bag!" yelled Voldie, snapping out of the trance and holding up a potato sack for Harry to get into.
"Yes sir" said Harry miserably and he climbed into the sack.
Voldie began his journey, with Harry in the sack, to his lair.
BUMP!
"Ouch! my head"
"Oops, sorry"
BUMP!
"PAIN!!!"
"Sorry Harry, but there's nothing I can do a-"
BUMP!
Many bumps later, Voldie got to his lair.
Harry had a huge bruise on his head.
"Now for the fun to start" Voldie smirked evilly...
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So what will happen next? What lies in store for our Hero? Read on and don't forget to review!!
~Feishien
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"Voldie!" squealed Harry.
"I prefer to be called The Dark Lord or He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named...but whatever."
Harry: (0.o)
"Anyway, where was I? Ah yes, I'm here to take you away to my lair and torture you."
"Haven't you tortured me enough?" wailed Harry.
"NO! Not enough torture! For what you did to me..."
"What? You mean kill you? You are supposed to be dead, you know."
"But I am back from the dead!"
"And why is that?"
"Because"
"Because??"
"Tsk! Do I have to explain EVERYTHING?!"
"It would help a lot"
"FINE! Because you are out of the time warp that youtourself foolishly created - "
"I didn't start it! It was the rest fo Hogwarts!"
"Yeah...blame it one everyone else. Anyway, now you are out of it, things that have been done have been undone. So I am undead. In other words, living."
"Oh Okay then"
"Now I'm going to torture you some more back at the lair"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Music started up. Voldie froze and looked around.
Hermione was dancing into view. Ginny was following her closely.
[to the tune of 'Get the Party Started' by Pink]
Ginny: Herrrrrrrrmione G.
Hermione: I am studying for my extra subjects
Ginny: my extra subjects, subjects...
Hermione: I"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm taking three and thy're all at the exact same time
Not much time for Quidditch just to watch Harry seek
Twenty pounds of homework due by end of this week
Fred and George make fun of me just 'coz I am smart
They just laugh and joke and prank and play and they fart
I've got lots of homework, I've got no time to spare
Please pass me those quills and ink that are over therrrre!
Harry was never so thankful for spontaneous singing in his life.
Ginny: Herrrrrrrrmione G.
Hermione: I am studying for my extra subjects
Ginny: my extra subjects, subjects...
Hermione: I"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm taking three and thy're all at the exact same time
But I have time managed in this one little glass
I'll turn back the future and go into the past
Get to different classes in a matter of time
I'm not doing homework, but I'm making this rhyme
I should be in 7, not in year number 5
Then I'll make sure Voldemort will not be alive
Ginny: Herrrrrrrrmione G.
Hermione: I am studying for my extra subjects
Ginny: my extra subjects, subjects...
Hermione: I"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm taking three and thy're all at the exact same time
Hermione and Ginny then danced right out of sight again.
"Hmph" Voldie pouted. "I didn't authorise all that singing."
"What are you talking about?" Harry asked. "Of course you did"
"I didn't"
"You mean...it was something...from the beyond?"
Harry and Voldie both aquired a far away look and stared into space for several minutes.
"Now shut up and get into the bag!" yelled Voldie, snapping out of the trance and holding up a potato sack for Harry to get into.
"Yes sir" said Harry miserably and he climbed into the sack.
Voldie began his journey, with Harry in the sack, to his lair.
BUMP!
"Ouch! my head"
"Oops, sorry"
BUMP!
"PAIN!!!"
"Sorry Harry, but there's nothing I can do a-"
BUMP!
Many bumps later, Voldie got to his lair.
Harry had a huge bruise on his head.
"Now for the fun to start" Voldie smirked evilly...
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So what will happen next? What lies in store for our Hero? Read on and don't forget to review!!
~Feishien
