I typed this up a long while ago and forgot to upload it! Well, anyway, here you go. Read and review...review review review!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Not even the parodies. My talentless being doesn not know how to write such things. Don't you love writing disclaimers? It sure puts your self esteem up.

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"Moo ha ha ha ha ha ha, Moo ha ha ha ha ha ha" Voldie began chanting while dancing around Harry, who was tied to a stake.

"HELLLLLLLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEE!" Harry yelled.

"No one can help you now, scar-head!"

"AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"Moo ha ha!"

"NO MORE MOO HA HA'S!!!"

"It's MWAhahahahaha, not Moo ha ha. Say it right, you twit" came a familiar voice.

"Eh?" Voldie turned around, shocked and completely clueless.

"HERMIONE! YOU'VE COME TO SAVE ME!" Harry screamed hoarsely.

"Stay back, you evil Mudblood!" Voldie said, holding his hands across his face for protection.

Hermione screwed up her face "DON'T CALL ME MUDBLOOD! BLOODY HELL, HOW MANY TIMES TO I HAVE TO SAY IT?!"

Voldie and Harry looked dumbfounded.

Hermione calmed visibly.

"Now, what I came to say is that I have found out who has re-started all this singing business."

Harry grinned. Voldie looked somewhat dissapointed.

"The awful person who is making us all sing and dance and do other ludicrous things is-"

"OBLIVIATE!" came a voice from nowhere in particular.

Hermione shot backwards into a wall and several rocks bounced off her head.

"Ouch" she moaned.

Suddenly a flash of blonde hair darted across the room towards Hermione. It was Draco. He cradled Hermione on his lap and stroked her hair.

"FERRET BOY!" Harry squealed.

Draco tossed an evil glare at Harry and turned back to Hermione.

"Are you okay, my long-molared mudblood?" A/N who cares if Hermione's teeth are no longer long? I wanted to use that phrase okay? Got a problem with that?!

"Draco..." Hermione said feebly.

"Yes my oobly woobly?"

"This is making me sick" Harry muttered.

"I wanted to tell you...how much I..."

"Yes?"

"HATE BEING CALLED A MUDBLOOD!!"

With that Hermione jumped up, slapped Ferret Boy in the face and stormed off.

"Wait Hermione!" Draco followed Hermione out the door.

Harry and Voldie watched in awe as all this happened. The ceased blinking for several minutes.

Harry was the first to wake from his trance.

"Untie me, good sir!" he demanded.

"Never!"

Voldie began pacing and muttering to himself.

"What do I do with him? ... Need lots of pain ... What *do* I do?..."

Suddenly Voldie froze up, closing his eyes. Seconds later, his eyes opened sharply and an evil grin spread over his face. His head turned towards the door and an old limping man walked into the room.

It was Frank Bryce. A/N You know, that old dude that took care of the Riddle's garden in GoF

"CRUCIO!"

Out of nowhere music started up.

"Oh no no no no no..." muttered Harry closing his eyes. He peeked them open to see Voldie strip off his black robes to reveal a tight, bright red body suit.

"AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH"

Voldie started singing [to the tune of 'Oops I Did It Again' by Britney Spears]

Voldie: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah,

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah,

Oh yes, I have to accept,

I made them believe I was one of them,

Dumb Muggles,

They thought I was their friend,

How couldn't they see they had reached their end?

face it, I'm a Death Eater,

And I'll do what's typically me,

Oh muggle, muggle

Frank Bryce twitched in pain. Harry couldn't bare to watch. But the sight of Voldie dancing in a bright red body suit was too over powering.

Voldie: Oops!...I crucio'd again,

I tortured him bad, and he cried in pain

Oh muggle, muggle,

Oops!...I crucio'd too much,

Now my muggle is dead,

I'll look for someone else.

You see the thing goes like this,

I just laugh away

as they start wishing they ceased to exist

They scream, hit by my spell

as their limbs shake and twist in so many ways,

It appeals to my senses

I can't help it now so sue me,

Oh muggle muggle

"Sue you? That sounds like a good idea"

Voldie: Oops!...I crucio'd again,

I messed up his mind, and made him insane

Oh muggle, muggle,

Oops!...I crucio'd too much,

Now my muggle is dead,

I'll look for someone else.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Voldie: "Hey, before you go, there's something I want you to see." *shows him the wand*

Frank: "Oh, it's... interesting, but wait a minute, isn't this...?"

Voldie: "Yeah, it's a wand" *smirk*

Frank: "Oh, a wand... I was going to say a stick..."

Voldie: "A 'stick'?! Well let me show you what this 'stick' can do!"

Frank: "Be my guest!"

Oops!...I crucio'd a muggle again!

I guess I just lost my temper,

Oops!...I think I'll never have enough,

I love this painful Curse!

Oops!...I crucio'd again,

I tortured him bad, and he cried in pain

Oh muggle, muggle,

Oops!...I crucio'd too much,

Now my muggle is dead,

I'll look for someone else.

Voldie froze.

Harry blinked.

"Now what?" Voldie said, dumbfounded.

"UNTIE ME!!!" Harry yelled.

"Uh, don't think so." Voldie replied, shaking his finger.

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Will Harry ever get untied? And just who is the person in charge of all that singing? Find out...later. While you wait, why don't you review!!

~Feishien~