So What happens now? The long awaited chapter six is here! My brain is working again and I've got another parodied song to work into my twisted musical!!

Disclaimer: Me. Own. Nothing. Comprende?

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Harry siged. This was going to be one long day (or night? I lost track of time a couple of chapters back. But no matter).

"I'm still not untied" Harry whined.

"Oh shut up! I'm trying to think of a new and exciting way to torture you!" Voldie said. "All you've done is whine the whole time here and I don't like it"

"PING!" Harry yelled.

"Wha-?"

"I'm going insane here. I had to do something spontaneous"

"Ah. Right"

"PING!" boomed a voice. "Oh, and I must do one more thing PING!"

With that, Voldie changed from the tight red body suit back to his plain old black robes.

"What?" Voldie said turning around. "OH NO! What happened to my body suit? I was rather attatched to that"

"It wasn't me." Harry replied. "It was the voice from up there" Harry threw his head up since he couldn't point.

"Things are going to get a little more interesting around here" the voice said again.

"I don't like the sounds of that." Harry pouted.

"So you don't like my ideas, huh?" the voice said "You'll pay dearly, pothead.

"What are you gonna do huh?" said Harry.

"You are one angry adolescent in Order of the Phoenix" the voice continued.

"Are you J.K Rowling?" Voldie whispered. He then fell onto his knees and started hailing the sky.

"Oh powerful one, oh Great Master, we worship you our Godess, creator of all-"

"Sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm not J.K" the voice said.

"You're not?" Voldie got up and brushed invisible dust off his robes and sheepishly waddled into the nearest corner.

"Who are you?" Harry asked the stone ceiling.

"Less Yappin', more singin'!" commanded the voice impatiently. Harry then heard a loud click somewhere in the distance.

"That sound can only mean something evil" Harry said coldly "Uh oh"

"I feel a song coming on" Voldie said brightly, emerging from his dark corner.

"Get back in there!" snarled the voice.

"Yes voice, ma'm, sir, dude, dudette, voice, ma'm, sir-"

"Just shaddup and get in there" the voice boomed.

"OK" Voldie said tidmidly and shuffled back into the darkness.

"Now the fun begins!"

A click sounded in the distance. Harry's ropes loosened and he was able to jump down rather clumsily from the pole.

Then came the music. [to the tune of 'Allstar' by Smashmouth]

Harry: Petunia never told me that all the wizards know me

But she ain't the sharpest screwt in the crate.

She was looking pretty dumb with her monster of a son

Eating everything except for his plate.

Voldie: What the...?

Voice Shaddup! I'm having my fun!

Harry: The letters started coming and they didn't stop coming

Squished in the car as Vernon kept running

Stuck on a rock in the ocean, was awakened by a violent motion

Then came Hagrid with bit of a struggle, told me I wasn't a Muggle

Went to Diagon Alley, got cool stuff, then life stopped being so rough

Hey now, I'm a broom star,

Go to Hogwarts, Quidditch played.

Hey now, I'm a wizard,

Got my wand, best friends made

Lightning bolt on my head

"Lumos" I have often said

Voice: Don't you just love this song?

Voldie: It's a muggle song. I hate muggles!

Voice: Pft. You and your so-called 'purebloods'

Voldie: I smite your blood for I am the smiter of the smited!

Voice: Er...riiiiight...^^'

Harry: Ron's a bit poor, but he's really funny

Hermione's very helpful but reads a ton-ny.

Neville keeps forgetting his brain

Fred and George are simply insane

Ginny's real nice, but giggles too much

Then there's Dean and Lavender and such

Cho is really sweet, wish I could date her

I hope Malfoy will fall off a glacier

Hey now, I'm a broom star,

Go to Hogwarts, Quidditch played.

Hey now, I'm a wizard,

Got my wand, best friends made

Lightning bolt on my head

Hedwig is my good pet

Random Hogwarts students ran into the room for no apparent reason.

Random students:Go, go, go, go, for the snitch!

Go, go, go, go, for the snitch!

Go, go, go, go, for the snitch!

The random students run back out of the room.

Voldie: Okaaaaaaay then...

Voice: It's all part of the plan.

Harry: Hey now, I'm a broom star,

Go to Hogwarts, Quidditch played.

Hey now, I'm a wizard,

Got my wand, best friends made

Lightning bolt on my head

Too bad my parents...

Somebody once asked for, the three-quarter platform

But I didn't know how to get in there.

Mrs. Weasley showed the way, and the rest is histo-ray

I just think about how I got here.

The letters started coming and they didn't stop coming

Squished in the car as Vernon kept running

Stuck on a rock in the ocean, was awakened by a violent motion

Then came Hagrid with bit of a struggle, told me I wasn't a Muggle

Went to Diagon Alley, got cool stuff, then life stopped being so rough

Hey now, I'm a broom star,

Go to Hogwarts, Quidditch played.

Hey now, I'm a wizard,

Got my wand, best friends made

Lightning bolt on my head

'Cause of house-elves I am fed

Lightning bolt on my head

Gryffindor's color is red.

"I DID NOT do that!" Harry shrieked.

"Yes you did!" the voice said gleefully. "Fun, fun fun -"

"Yeah, sick twisted fun" Harry muttered under his breath.

Voldie squealed wiht delight. "More songs, more songs!" he chanted.

"As you wish." the voice said solemnly.

"Excellent" Voldie said as he twiddled his fingers, you know, like Mr Burns does.