"Now for more songs!" the voice said, it's voice echoing around teh cavernous room.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shreiked Harry, stumbling backwards.

"Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes!!!" Voldie said, doing a little happy dance on the spot.

"AAARRRRGGGHHHHH my EYES!" Harry yelled, shielding his eyes from the monsterous sight.

Voldie stopped dancing.

"Fine. If you want to leave, you're free to. Not tied to that damn pole anymore" he pouted.

"Yes, precisly what I was about to do" Harry said, marching toward the door.

"Oh no you don't, laddie!" the voice boomed. The door closed and clicked, the sign of locking.

"Aw crap, I'm doomed in this room with some singing idiot and some powerful force that can make the idiot sing!" Harry muttered, throwing himself on he floor and waiting for his doom.

"HARRY!" yelled a voice. "I'VE GOT THE ANSWER!"

"HERMIONE!" Harry yelled. "WHAT IS IT?"

"WAIT TILL I CATCH MY BREATH!"

"WHY ARE WE YELLING?"

"I DON'T KNOW!"

"HOW DID YOU GET THROUGH THE LOCKED DOOR?"

"STOP ASKING TOO MANY DARN QUESTIONS!"

"You shall not learn the secret to all this song singing!" the voice siad calmly. "Why didn't you get rid of her earlier?" the voice whispered liudly to Voldemort (long time since I actually used his name, huh?)

"SHUSH!"

"So you ARE in on this song singing bussiness yet again!"

"It wasn't me!"

"SURE it wasn't"

"It wasn't Harry!" came Ron's voice.

"Oh, do you're in league with dear old Voldie as well, are you?" Harry said in an accusing tone.

"I prefer to be called the Dark Lord" Voldie piped up.

"So?" everyone said, turning around to look at him.

"Errr....I'll just go back into my corner, shall I?" he said, creeping backwards slowly.

"You do that" Harry said irritably. "Answer me this then. If it isn't old Voldie who is doing this, who is?"

"Use your brain, you dolt!" Ron exclaimed.

"Isn't that obvious?" Hermione said impatiently.

"Erm...lemme think.." said Harry, scratching his head "is it ...uh... erm... can I have three chances?"

"Ohmigod" Hermione said, slapping her forehead.

"It's that dude!" Ron explained, pointing to the ceiling.

"AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I'M MELTING, MELTING!!!"

"Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh so it was the voice!"

"Well duh" chorused Ron and Hermione.

"Ah! You have rid us of the song maker!" Harry exclaimed in jubilation.

"Aw darn you Mudblood and Weasle. I liked to sing and dance and-"

Harry, Ron and Hermikone looked at Voldie funny.

"Erk! I mean, alas, my plan is foiled, blast you, blast you all into oblivion. I will now make my way to the Forbidden Forest and hide for the next fifty years or so. Faretheewell"

And in a puff of smoke Voldie was gone.

"All in a day's work" Ron said, dusting off his hands.

Harry looked at his watch.

"Ah, we still have time for another song"

"Oh alright, but no more after this, promise?" hermione warned.

"We promise" Harry and Ron said in unison.

Ginny ran into the room and bowed.

"It is my pleasure to entertain you all for one last song." Ginny cleared her throat. "This one's dedicated to you, harry Potter" she added, batting her lashes and giggling.

Harry groaned. "Oh no. Not another tribute song"

Harry, Ron and Hermione sat down in chairs that materialised out of nowhere and Ginny began. [this is not a parodised song. It's called 'Ode to harry Potter' by the Switchablade Kittens. Very catchy song]

Ginny: I can't help but blush when you're near me

But you just exclude me from your circle of three

I'm right in front of you, but you don't see

You treat me like I'm a Colin Creevey

I love you

But it seems you don't love me

My friends say you're so brave

And I know

You will see that we were meant to be

When you miss me it will be too late

I have swallowed so much love my hair grows red

Come over to my house to see my brother instead

You didn't get my Valentine, didn't know what it meant

Every page about you my diary's read

I love you

But it seems you don't love me

My friends say you're so brave

And I know

You will see that we were meant to be

When you miss me it will be too late

Even though you're the one I adore

Next year at Hogwarts you'll see I've transformed

I will hold my head up high, I'm a Gryffindor

And you won't need to save me anymore

I love you

But it seems you don't love me

My friends say you're so brave

And I know

You will see that we were meant to be

When you miss me it will be too late

When you miss me it will be too late

When you miss me it will be too late

Harry, Ron and Hermione clapped and cheered as Ginny took another bow and ran out of the room.

"Well, we'd better run out of the room as well" suggested Harry.

"Yeah." Agreed Ron.

So they all ran out of the room and no more singing was ever done in the Halls of Hogwarts. Well, maybe for the Slytherins in the Fifth book, but I'd better not spoil the plot for those of you who have not read it.

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*Wipes tear from eye* oh that was a marvelous musical! Not as long as the other musical, but marvelous nonetheless. I hereby resign from writing any more Hogwartian Musicals. Toodles.

~Feishien~