Love IS Crazy!
By- Da Ruler Of Da Universe
Chapter 2- The Dance From Hell

Disclaimer: I DONT OWN KIDS NEXT DOOR!!!
HI PPL!! Remember the other chapter where Numbuh Two asked Numbuh Five to the dance and she said YES?!? MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! What a horrible match...so horrible it can create... THE DANCE FROM HELL!!! Enjoy! ^_~
Numbuh One had been up all night, planning revenge on that a** Numbuh Two.

"Hmmm... What should I do... maybe I could spill fruit punch on him? No, it has to be MUCH more creative... MORE evil...," Numbuh One thought out loud, pacing. "Hmmm... yes.. THATS IT!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

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Numbuh Five was getting ready for the dance. She didn't wear anything fancy. After all, she was going out with NUMBUH TWO. Numbuh Five shivered. Why did she have to go out with such an ugly guy? She sighed, and put a small flower in her hair.

Suddenly she heard someone knocking on the door. She opened it and saw Numbuh Two grinning at her holding a bouquet of flowers. Numbuh Five took them, and tried to act happy, but she really wished that Numbuh One would be the boy to give her the flowers. Oh well, at least she would get Numbuh Three pissed.

As soon as the two went downstairs to where the dance was held, they saw Numbuh One sitting in a chair with a look on his face that looked as if he was determined for something. Three was in a fluffy pink dress all alone sitting at the snack table. This was Numbuh Five's chance.

"Numbuh Five sure is having fun with Numbuh Two," Numbuh Five cried as loud as she could, making sure Numbuh Three heard her.

Numbuh Three didn't show any sign of anger. Instead, she grinned evilly. She walked over towards Numbuh One, and said loud enough for Five to hear, "Your a great date, Numbuh One! Your SO much better than Numbuh Two! I'm SO glad I got you to leave that b**** Numbuh Fi-- I mean, Lizzie!"

Numbuh One sank in his chair. He REALLY wanted someone to shoot him right about then. Numbuh Three was actually lying, he already dumped Lizzie a LONG time ago, and without her help.

Numbuh Five was literally red in the face after hearing this. How DARE she take HER MAN!!! She was so mad that she went up to her and slapped her so hard that Numbuh Three had a red mark on her face for the rest of the night. This angered Three so much that she slapped Five, and it resulted in a huge cat-fight that made both One and Two back away in fear.

But after One realized that Two just stole his girl, his plan of vengeance popped back into his mind. He took out a remote control and pushed a big red button on it. Suddenly, a giant cage came down from the ceiling. Everyone looked up at the cage to see that is was none other than... NUMBUH FOUR!!!

The short blonde boy pounded on the cage. "Get me outta 'ere!," he roared.

Numbuh One laughed evilly. "Muhahahahahaha!," the insane bald kid cried.

He then pushed another button and the floor of the cage disappeared, and Numbuh Four came plunging down to the ground. As soon as he got up, he started jumping around like a monkey, slapping people's faces, including Numbuh One (This was the part of the plan that Numbuh One hated).

"HOW DARE YA MAKE A DANCE!!!! THEY ARE SO GIRLIE!!!!," Numbuh Four screamed, jumping atop Numbuh Two's head.

"Numbuh Five thinks you should chill down, Numbuh Four," Numbuh Five said uneasily, backing away.

"CHILL OUT!?! YEAH, I'LL CHILL OUT!!!," he cried in a crazy tone, throwing a bucket of ice-cold water at Numbuh Five, which made her fall backwards and make her back hit the wall, making the flower in her hair wilt and fall on the cold, wet floor beside her.

Numbuh Three broke into a huge fit of laughter.

Numbuh Four turned to the Asian girl. "SO YA THINK 'ATS FUNNY?? LETS SEE 'OW FUNNY IT IS WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YA!!!"

He then hurled a bucket of icy water at Numbuh Three AND Numbuh Two.

"Hey! What'd I do?!?," protested Numbuh Two.

"WHO CARES WHAT YA DID!!! ALL THAT MATTERS IT AT I GOT YA!!!," Numbuh Four shrieked, jumping atop Numbuh Two's head once again.

"Calm down, Numbuh Four!," Numbuh One cried.

"CALM DOWN?!?! YOU LOCKED ME IN A CAGE! WHY SHOULD I LISTEN TO YA? WHY I OUTTA-" He pulled out a bunch of dynamite and ten seconds later, the room was literally covered in ashes.

Numbuh One was the only one conscious at the moment. He got up, and walked toward Numbuh Five. He picked up the flower that was once in her hair. This was the only thing he had of her left, now that she probably hated him and really liked Numbuh Two (or so he thought). He then screamed, "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

-END CHAPTER-

Muhahahahaha.... I told ya it was the dance from hell!