Love IS Crazy!
By- Da Ruler Of Da Universe
Chapter 4- Truth or Dare?

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN KIDS NEXT DOOR!!! IF I DID, NUMBUH FOUR WOULD BE FORCED TO WEAR A SHIRT THAT SAYS 'I LOVE RAINBOW MONKEYS'! Oh, and thanks for the dynamite stealing idea Numbuh7!
Thank you ppl for reviewing! ^_^ You are da coolest! Just DON'T flame... anyways, in this chapter, they will be playing TRUTH OR DARE!!! ...and as you may have guessed, it will be messed up!

"Okaay then..." muttered Numbuh Two-Seventy-Four. "We have seen the kids here and we have noticed how messed up they are... SO WE SHOULD GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THEY GET US!!!!"

Numbuh Eight slapped Two-Seventy-Four. "What we really should do is something that WON'T make us look TOO stupid..."

Numbuh Seven suddenly got an idea. "I know what's perfect for that! We should play Truth or Dare!" She chirped happily.

"Truth or Dare? THAT GAME STINKS!!!" cried Numbuh Two-Seventy-Four.

"WELL WE ARE GOING TO PLAY IT WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!" screamed Numbuh Seven, about to punch Two-Seventy-Four in the face.

"I like your idea, Numbuh Seven," Numbuh Eight started. "But how will we get the whole team in one place at the same time? They're as crazy as hell-EVEN WORSE!!!"

"Well, here's the plan-lets all go tell each team member by themselves that instead of playing 'Truth or Dare' we'll be doing something that they would ENJOY doing, so when they are all together in one place, we'll send a cage slamming down on top of them, so they would STAY in one place, and we will FORCE them to do WHATEVER WE WANT!!! Muhahahahahaha!!!"

"Wait-wouldn't that mean LYING to them?" asked Numbuh Two-Seventy-Four.

Seven grinned. "Of Course!" she said happily.

"COOL!!!" cried both Numbuh Eight and Numbuh Two-Seventy-Four at the exact same time.

"And... erm... Numbuh Eight? Could you dare Numbuh One too kiss you-know-who?" whispered Numbuh Seven to Numbuh Eight.

"Sure!" Eight answered, grinning.

"OK! Me and Numbuh Eight will go 'inform' the others! You set up the cage!" she cried, pulling Numbuh Eight away.

"BUT WAIT!!! WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND A CAGE?!?"

"Try Numbuh Four's room!" yelled Numbuh Eight as she and Numbuh Seven headed to Numbuh One's room.

Numbuh Two-Seventy-Four sighed. Why did he have to hang out with girls who were more 'street smart' than him? He did, however, have feelings for one of them. He rubbed his face. She had just slapped him ... even though he knew she didn't mean to hurt him, his heart still ached. She probably didn't feel the same way he felt about her... He then went off to find the cage.
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"So what your saying is that there will be a chess competition RIGHT HERE in the Kids Next Door head quarters?" Numbuh One asked eagerly.

Both Numbuh Seven and Eight put on a cheesy grin.

"Yup!" cried Numbuh Eight.

"It'll be the best chess tournament around!" The two girls both said at the same time.

"...And Numbuh Five will be there ... or should I say... Abby?" Numbuh Seven exclaimed to the leader, who was now blushing uncontrollably.

"Splendid!!! I must get ready right away!" Numbuh One cried, rushing towards another part of the tree house.

"That was SO easy!" declared Numbuh Seven as soon as Numbuh One was gone. However, they didn't know Numbuh Five was actually spying on them, hiding behind a chair, for she had heard their plan about tricking everyone into playing Truth or Dare. She liked it, and she wanted to see how easily her team mates would fall for the trick.

"D'you think the others will be easier to fool?" asked Numbuh Eight.

"No, Numbuh one is kind of a dope... a bit too much of a dope for his own good!" answered Numbuh Seven, laughing.

"Speaking of dopes..." said Numbuh Eight. "I can't believe Two-Seventy-Four is such a big dope! I mean, he lets us get away with making him set up the cage!"

"I know! He should've killed us by now!" giggled Numbuh Seven.

"Yet, he's kind of cute though..." mumbled Numbuh Eight loud enough for Numbuh Five to hear.

"OH MY GOD!!! YOU LIKE HIM!?!" yelled Numbuh Seven.

Numbuh Eight turned red. "I JUST said he was cute! I don't want you playing match maker with me!!!"

Numbuh Seven groaned. "Awww... I'll give you a dollar!"

"No! Not even ten dollars would make me say yes ... well. MAYBE..."

"But I only have seven dollars!(A/N- Hehe, Numbuh SEVEN has SEVEN dollars ... gawd I'm corny =P)"

"Too bad!"

Numbuh Five then got an idea. 'If Numbuh Seven can't play match maker with Numbuh Eight, Numbuh Five will!' she thought to herself, grinning.

The two girls argued about it until they reached Numbuh Two's room. They STILL didn't notice Numbuh Five was following them, watching their every move.

When they went inside, they noticed that two was putting needles through a doll that looked A LOT like Numbuh One.

"Erm... Is that a voodoo doll?" asked Numbuh Seven.

Numbuh Two nodded.

"Er... Which is EXACTLY what you'll need for tonight!" cried Numbuh Eight.

Numbuh Two put on a VERY puzzled look on his face.

"Well, since everyone *HATES* Numbuh One, we'll all jump him tonight!" Numbuh Eight continued.

"Yeah... ermm... and you won't need any weapons 'cause we'll supply 'em all!" added Numbuh Seven, putting on yet another cheesy grin.

Numbuh Two's expression brightened. "What a great idea! We must do the legendary curse dance to insure a safe battle!" he roared, pounding his chest like... erm.. Tarzan.

As Numbuh Two did this, Numbuh Seven and Eight sneaked out and went into Numbuh Three's room.

"HEY ... aren't you that ugly girl with the pink hat? And aren't YOU the nerd girl?" Numbuh Three asked as soon as Eight and Seven entered her room.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING UGLY, YOU-" cried Numbuh Eight, charging at Numbuh Three.

Luckily for Numbuh Three, Numbuh Seven grabbed Numbuh Eight's arm, which stopped her from attacking Numbuh Three, and said, "We were just coming to tell you that the people from the rainbow monkey factory will be coming right here and give away free rainbow monkeys!"

"FREE RAINBOW MONKEYS?!?! YAY!!!" yelled Numbuh Three, literally jumping off the walls.

Numbuh Seven felt like slapping the little brat, but instead, she and Numbuh Eight headed to Numbuh Four's room. Numbuh Four was sitting down reading a comic book.

"I have an idea" whispered Numbuh Seven. "Did you ever wonder what that shortie Numbuh Four had locked in that closet of his? The one labeled 'DO NOT ENTER'?"

Numbuh Eight nodded, and Seven continued. "Let's find out! I'll distract him, and you'll take whatever is in there! The mission isn't to dangerous for you, is it?"

"No, I ain't afraid of him."

"Good. Now hide! And good luck!"

Numbuh Eight hid behind Four's wrestling ring while Seven went over to Numbuh Four. (A/N- This part is from a flashback that is from another fic called Numbuh 7's Big Mouth! Try and read it sometime! =D)

"Hey, Numbuh Four!" called Numbuh Seven.

"Yeah?" he mumbled, not looking up from his comic book.

"I made some jello, want some?"

"Not now, ah'm busy."

"You just know I'll finish first, 'cause you EAT it-" she made a disgusted face at the thought of EATING jello instead of drinking it "- and I DRINK it through a straw!"

"Yeah right!"

"You know you can't beat me!"

"Wanna bet?!?"

"Yeah! Loser does winner's math homework for a MONTH!"

"Your on!"

As they both rushed to the kitchen, Seven stopped and looked back at Eight. Seven shot her a thumbs up sign and Eight rushed to the mysterious closet as Seven left to beat Four.

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Eight carried a sack of 'stuff' from Numbuh Four's closet. She wouldn't tell what she found until they got to Numbuh Five's room.

Numbuh Five, who was still spying on them, started to panic. They would find out she was watching their every move! She was about to make a run to her room hoping that they wouldn't see her when she suddenly tripped, making both Numbuh Eight and Numbuh Seven look back and see Numbuh Five.

Numbuh Five got up. "Um.. What's in there?" Numbuh Five asked, pointing to the sack Numbuh Eight was holding.

"It's a surprise!" cried Numbuh Eight. "I'll tell ya as soon as we get into your room."

"Oh, really? Numbuh Five thinks we should go and get something to drink first." Exclaimed Numbuh Five, thankful that she changed the subject at the right direction.

When they went into Numbuh Five's room, Numbuh Five asked them what they would like to drink.

"I'll have a soda, please!" said Numbuh Eight.

"And I would like some green jell, please!"

"Uh... isn't jello something you eat?" asked Numbuh Five.

"I DRINK it with a straw!" cried Numbuh Seven proudly.

As soon as Numbuh Five managed to get Seven some jello, she asked again what was in the sack Eight was carrying.

Eight giggled. "Dynamite. Best explosives you'd ever find around here!"

"Dynamites? So THAT'S what was in Four's closet..." mumbled Numbuh Seven.

"Numbuh Five wants to know how you got those without losing an arm!" cried Numbuh Five, though while she was spying on them she knew.

"Well, we have our ways..." said Numbuh Seven, winking at Numbuh Eight.

"Yeah ... you can keep secrets, can you Numbuh Five?" asked Eight.

Numbuh Five nodded.

"Well, we are playing a game of Truth Or Dare ... and we want the whole team to play with us ... so we tricked them into thinking that we'd be doing something they'd like!"

Numbuh Five chuckled.

"Will you join us tonight and play?" asked Numbuh Seven.

Numbuh Five smiled and nodded.

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Eight, Seven, and Two-Seventy-Four sat waiting for the kids to come join them. Amazingly, Two-Seventy-Four DID get the cage set up and when he pulled a rope that was just above his head, a cage would come plunging down on top of them, trapping them all.

All of a sudden, the five kids came in at the exact same time.

"HEY!!! Where are the chess tables?"

"Where are all the weapons?!?"

"Where are all the rainbow monkeys?!?"

"WHO TOOK MY CAGE?!?!"

"Uh... Numbuh Five wants to know why everyone's yellin'!"

As soon as they were all in the same exact spot, Two-Seventy-Four pulled the rope, making the cage fall down on all of the KND members.

"WE HAVE GATHERED YOU ALL HERE TO PLAY TRUTH OR DARE!!! THIS WILL, IN SOME WAY, WILL MAKE YOU LESS INSANE!!!" yelled Numbuh Seven.

"Why should we listen to you?!?" asked Numbuh Four.

"I'LL GIVE YOU A DOLLAR!!!"

All of a sudden the whole team calmed down.

"Okaaay then ... this game'll be short, everyone will go ONCE!!! I'll go first!" said Numbuh Seven. "Numbuh Five! Truth or Dare?!?"

"Truth!" said Numbuh Five.

"Okay ... tell us what you REALLY think of Numbuh One!"

Numbuh Five blushed. Now she knew what Eight was talking about when she said she didn't want Seven to play match maker...

"N-numbuh Five thinks Numbuh One is ... umm... A great person ... and ... kinda cute..." she mumbled, looking towards the ground.

Seven grinned. "Hehe, now it's YOUR turn, Numbuh Five!"

Five suddenly put on a grin. "Numbuh Eight, Truth or Dare?" she asked.

"Dare," she cried, not wanting to pick 'truth' and look weak.

"Numbuh Five dares you to kiss Numbuh Two-Seventy-Four!"

The color in Eight's face disappeared. She liked Two-Seventy-Four ... but what if he didn't like her back? And to kiss him in front of everyone? That was embarrassing! But she had to do it...

As she walked over to Numbuh Two-Seventy-Four, she shown no signs of weakness, though she felt as if she was about to suddenly drop dead. She looked up at Two-Seventy-Four, who was taller than her, and kissed him softly on the lips. She then rushed to the darkest corner of the cage to cover up her face which was a bright red.

"Ok-kay..." she mumbled. "N-numbuh One! T-truth or Dare?"

"Dare!" he cried.

"I-I d-dare you to kiss F-f-five!"

Numbuh One turned as red as a tomato. Oh, why did he have to pick dare?!? He sighed and walked up to Five and kissed her on the lips and hurried to a darkened part of the cage just like Numbuh Eight did.

"Numbuh Three. Truth or Dare?"

"DARE!!!"

"I dare you to burn one of the rainbow monkeys your holding right now." Numbuh One mumbled, handing Numbuh Three some matches.

"Wha-what!?!?! Do I HAVE to?!?!"

"IT'S A DARE!!!"

Numbuh Three's hands trembled as she used a match to create a small fire, and hurled the rainbow monkey in it.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" she screamed as the rainbow monkey burned in the fire.

"Stupid! It's your turn!" Numbuh Seven called to Numbuh Three.

Numbuh Three glared at Seven and mumbled, "Numbuh Two-Seventy-Four, Truth or Dare?"

"Truth."

"What is your REAL name?"

"... it's Chad."

"OH MY GOD!!! WHAT A DUMB NAME!!!"

"Oh, shut up, you frikin' idiot," cried Numbuh Eight from her dark corner.

Numbuh Three glared at Eight but stood silent.

"Numbuh Four ... truth or dare?"

"DARE!!!"

Two-Seventy-Four snickered. "I dare you to hug a rainbow monkey!"

"Whaa...?!? BUT SHE JUST BURNED A RAINBOW MONKEY!!!"

Numbuh Three grinned. "I have another one!" she cried, throwing the monkey at Numbuh Four.

Numbuh Four growled as he hugged the soft rainbow monkey, and afterwards ripping it's head off.

"HEY!!!" screamed Numbuh Three.

Numbuh Four ignored her. "Numba Two, Truth or Dare?"

"Truth"

"Is it true tha' your a fat f***?!?"

Numbuh Two nodded.

"OK THEN!! WE ARE DONE WI' THIS GAME!!! NOW GET ME OUTTA 'ERE!!!" screamed Numbuh Four.

Numbuh Two-Seventy-Four paused. "I don't know how... "

"WHAT!?!?!"

-END CHAPTER-

Heh... sorry it took so long... And I guess your probably wondering how they got out... erm.... I DON'T KNOW!!! ^_^