Chapter 2
Written by - KoolKat
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It is excursion day at the OAP home to a nice soul fountain.
The sound of playing and eating Sluagh can be heard echoeing through the eerie silence.

Moebius: Will somebody shut those kids up?
Kain: Leave them be, old fool!
Moebius: *waves staff* Clear off you little ruffians!

*Sluagh children laugh and wave plastic wraith blades at him*

Raziel: *Snorts and wakes up* What's all the noise?
Moebius: Those damn kids won't shut their traps, dagnabbit.
Raziel: What is that plastic rubbish you have there? Why when I was a lad, I used a real wraithblade.
Young Sluagh: When you were young, people lived in the trees.
Raziel: Why you impudent young scoundrel! Behold the power of the Soul Reaver!!!

*Calls forth the battered, worn wraith blade that does not seem to want to fight*

Raziel: *cough* *cough* See how you all cower in terror before me.

*Staggers forward, coughs some more and waves the blade feebly - the Sluagh run away laughing.*

Raziel: *cackles evilly* That's how you deal with young ruffians.
Umah: They weren't running in fear, you crackpot old fool. They were laughing.

*Raziel looks down sadly, knowing all too well his prime days are up and a single blue tear streams from one golden eye. Deciding that to regain his pride, he must escape, he speeds off. Several sluagh nurses follow. Approaching the gate, he looks back momentarilly, gives a knowing, satisfied smile, zooms up a ramp and over the gate. Landing on the other side, the wheelchair regains speed. Behind, the sound of Sluagh police can be heard persuing.*

Raziel (thinking): Must speed this thing up somehow... but how? Ah-hah!

*Opens his wings and catches the strong wind coming from behind. The wheelchair speeds up slowly to 60 mph and eventually to 90mph.*

Raziel: *old man cackle* heheheheheheheheheh...*cough cough*... uh-oh!

*Raziel shoves down his clawed feet and the wheel chair skids to a halt at a sluagh police blockade*

PC Steve (through microphone): Step away from the wheelchair!!!!