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The Nosgoth Times

Raziel Defeats Black Demons, Succumbs to Fangirls


Raziel was driven into the Spectral Realm earlier today after being brutally attacked by legions of fangirls. At least

2 dozen of those suspected for this assault were placed under arrest by the Sarafan and detained for questioning.

Sources say the incident occured shortly after Raziel activated the Fire Forge, and began to make his way to the Sarafan

Fortress. Along the way, several powerful Black Demons (unholy abominations from the nethermost pits of hell) appeared in

front of him, blocking his way. With hardly a second thought, Raziel lunged for them, Soul Reaver wielded, and sliced them

into small pieces. He then disposed of several Sarafan Warriors, including a Sorceress who he spent over half and hour trying

to hunt into a corner. He commented to the world at large that her soul was 'not worth all that trouble'.

However, before his entrance to the Sarafan fortress was secure, a mysterious portal opened near him and scores of female

humans poured forth into Nosgoth. Although Raziel made a valiant attempt to hold them off and succeeded in reaving the souls

of four, their sheer numbers were too much for him and the stunned fangirls watched as he vanished off into the Spectral

Realm.

One of the assailants, interrogated by the Sarafan, confessed her reasons for taking part in the brutal attack:

'Poor Raziel!' she lamented. 'He has so much rage...he needs a hug.' She then broke down into helpless giggles.

Other suspects gave similar reasons.

After Raziel's disappearance from the Material Plane, the surviving fangirls sank into a state of manic depression. Some

collapsed, helpless, to the ground, others built a 'Church of Raziel' and engaged in unspeakable acts of cannibalism in an

attempt to summon the noted Soul Reaver to their presence.

Other residents of Nosgoth were amused by the incident.

'Ich spatatige das mein himmelfueffen ein hoemmelscheizer ist!' said Ustenheim resident Hans von Scheissen. 'Der sie

voegestebegeben krackhaus sind habe!'

On the other hand, a fish in the lake of the Sarafan fortress, made an incomprehenible bubbling noise when asked

for an opinion.

'I think we can safely assume that this attack was triggered by a cult following of Raziel,' said an expert on such

incidents. 'An obsession with the character leads to a crazed desire to bow at his feet, and when these fangirls saw the

opportunity to do so, they rapidly took it.'

It is also unknown who opened the portal that allowed these human females into Nosgoth, but a top Sarafan priest said today

that 'whoever did it will be charged with possession of weapons of mass destruction.'

Raziel's destination after being sent back to the Spectral Plane is unknown, since reporters failed to contact him.

However, he is expected to shift back into the Material Plane later today.