Chapter 3

Written by Soul Reaver
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Raziel *grinning*: You sluagh cannot stop *cough* me...

*Raziel summons the Reaver Blade now ready to strike mercilessly*

Raziel: I used this *cough* baby, millenias ago to defeat the cave-sluagh...*ZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZ*... huh? Oh yeah... : And I can use it to defeat you!

Sluagh cop (joking): Oh no it's the Reaver!!! We have to hide!! Please, don't use it on me! Come along just fine now... and we can take you back, safe and sound.

*But our hero and his wraithblade aren't too old yet*

Raziel: I know that in my days we didn't have the soul-guns and plastic reavers. But still - the Reaver should be feared.

*Swings the Reaver at the sluagh cop eraticating it instantly*

Raziel: *snore* so you want some more? *snore*

PC Steve: Alright, grandpa, fun-time is over. Take him down boys...

*The sluagh SWAT approaches Raziel carefully*

Raziel (thinking): So. How can I elude their grasp?

*Raziel looks around and notices a ledge, just a few meters from the sluagh-highway, going up to the mountains*

Raziel: Here goes *cough* nothing!

*With a howling screech our hero and his wheelchair slam into the air and land on the other side*

*The sluagh scream out their terrifying swears, but there's nothing that they can do*

Raziel *laughing*: HA! *snore* Seeya suckers!

At the same time in the OAP house...

Moebius: Let go of my staff!!

Kain: NO! Your staff has done too much ill... Disabling vampiric powers is one thing but scearing the sluagh children...

Moebius *desperate*: But... but they deserved it! You would have done the same thing.

Kain: You wish!

*Kain pulls the staff out of Moebiuse's hands and starts to break it*

Moebius: Please, I beg you...

*Crack*

Kain: Oops... I think your toy just broke...

*Moebius falls from his wheelchair and starts crying*

Kain *grinning*: Vae Victus...

Moebius *through tears*: You'll pay for this! The Wheel of Fate shall turn against you, I've seen it!

Kain: Oh... PLEASE! Don't make me laugh. We settled it with the Squid centuries ago... now he doesn't want to speak to us and his sealed in the chamber below the dining-hall.

*Kain leaves, falling asleep shortly after he reaches his compartment*

Moebius: You nearly had it my rampaging vampire... *pulls out the staff from behind and looks it lovingly, remembers that he is supposed to remember that he will fall asleep soon and calls a sluagh to take him to the Oracle Rooms*