Chapter 3
Written
by Soul Reaver
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Raziel *grinning*: You sluagh cannot stop *cough* me...
*Raziel summons the Reaver Blade now ready to strike mercilessly*
Raziel: I used this *cough* baby, millenias ago to defeat the
cave-sluagh...*ZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZ*... huh? Oh yeah... : And I can use it to
defeat you!
Sluagh cop (joking): Oh no it's the Reaver!!! We have to hide!! Please, don't
use it on me! Come along just fine now... and we can take you back, safe and
sound.
*But our hero and his wraithblade aren't too old yet*
Raziel: I know that in my days we didn't have the soul-guns and plastic
reavers. But still - the Reaver should be feared.
*Swings the Reaver at the sluagh cop eraticating it instantly*
Raziel: *snore* so you want some more? *snore*
PC Steve: Alright, grandpa, fun-time is over. Take him down boys...
*The sluagh SWAT approaches Raziel carefully*
Raziel (thinking): So. How can I elude their grasp?
*Raziel looks around and notices a ledge, just a few meters from the
sluagh-highway, going up to the mountains*
Raziel: Here goes *cough* nothing!
*With a howling screech our hero and his wheelchair slam into the air and land
on the other side*
*The sluagh scream out their terrifying swears, but there's nothing that they
can do*
Raziel *laughing*: HA! *snore* Seeya suckers!
At the same time in the OAP house...
Moebius: Let go of my staff!!
Kain: NO! Your staff has done too much ill... Disabling vampiric powers is one
thing but scearing the sluagh children...
Moebius *desperate*: But... but they deserved it! You would have done the same
thing.
Kain: You wish!
*Kain pulls the staff out of Moebiuse's hands and starts to break it*
Moebius: Please, I beg you...
*Crack*
Kain: Oops... I think your toy just broke...
*Moebius falls from his wheelchair and starts crying*
Kain *grinning*: Vae Victus...
Moebius *through tears*: You'll pay for this! The Wheel of Fate shall turn
against you, I've seen it!
Kain: Oh... PLEASE! Don't make me laugh. We settled it with the Squid centuries
ago... now he doesn't want to speak to us and his sealed in the chamber below
the dining-hall.
*Kain leaves, falling asleep shortly after he reaches his compartment*
Moebius: You nearly had it my rampaging vampire... *pulls out the staff from
behind and looks it lovingly, remembers that he is supposed to remember that he
will fall asleep soon and calls a sluagh to take him to the Oracle Rooms*
