Note from the author:
Thanks for the rave reviews. Last night I got up in the wee hours to lay a sacrifice for the porcelain god, and I fell down

the steps (my usual luck). My foot got messed up and it's probably broken. So it cheered me up to see the reviews...anyway

this injury also means that since I can't even walk, much less go outside, I'll have lots of time to scribble out more

articles...be happy.

To the person who asked what the German guy said...nothing, as far as I know. I barely speak any German, I just made up

words that sound German. I like to do it to people randomly, they usually find it funny.


Disclaimer: I don't own Moebius or any other LoK characters, nor do I own Bob Marley, nor am I Rastafarian, nor am I Jah,

come to break down 'pression and set the captives free.


THE NOSGOTH TIMES

MOEBIUS SHUNS ELDER GOD, CONVERTS TO RASTAFARIANISM

Sources say the Time Guardian, Moebius, has formally abandoned his allegiance to the Elder God, and converted to

Rastafarianism. He has so far used his staff to steal many Bob Marley CDs from vampires, bought tickets to Jamaica, and

grown dreadlocks (fortunately he still wears his hood so we can't SEE him with dreadlocks)

Commentators have bewen pondering possible reasons why Moebius might have undergone this radical conversion.

'It's possible that he may have had a feud with the ancient Elder God, and split up with him,' said Grimhag the Buff.

'However, why he would take Rastafari as his religion of choice is unclear. For one thing, nobody in Nosgoth has ever heard

of Africa, or Rastafarianism.'

Other journalists speculated that a few Rastas may have entered Nosgoth at the same time the horde of fangirls which

yesterday overcame Raziel arrived. This influence may have reached Moebius, who decided that he no longer wanted to plot to

rule the world, but instead wanted to listen to reggae and unite jah people for the rest of his life.

Moebius began preaching his new faith to the Sarafan.

'Jah come to break down 'pression, set the captives free! I got so much things to say right now, like we all gotta unite

with one love, one heart! Let's get together and feel alright! Give thanks and praise to the Lord, and it will be alright!'

The Sarafan priesthood were skeptical about this development.

'I think it's extremely strange that our spiritual leader, Moebius, should suddenly tell us that mighty God is a livin' man

and it's time to go to our fatherland,' commented a Sarafan Pikeman. 'Not long ago he was telling us to crucify vampires,

but now...'

To the amazement of many, Moebius has abandoned his long-held anti-vampire stance, now telling vampires that they have been

oppressed and to 'get up, stand up! Stand up for your right! Get up, stand up, don't give up the fight! Life is your r

right!'

Both Kain and Raziel were overjoyed to hear this.

'Apparently, Jah is not very big on killing Kain,' said Raziel. 'He seems to put more emphasis on having one love and

jammin' in the name of the Lord.'

Likewise, Kain told reporters: 'Now that Moebius is not constantly trying to kill me, I can once again set up a vampiric

empire to rule the world and subjugate the humans under my iron fist. Muahahahahahaha!'

Kain then executed a vampire caught in his court with a Bob Marley T-shirt.

Moebius is not the only person affected by this new trend. Many of the population of Nosgoth are playing reggae music in

the streets now and growing their hair into dreadlocks. Jamaica's popularity as a tourist destination has also skyrocketed,

even though nobody knows how to get their or where it is.

'But it doesn't matter,' said a resident of a small town in Souther Nosgoth. 'Cause we're leavin' Babylon...we're going

to our father's land. Exodus! Movement of Jah people!'