Well folks, I know it's been a while. But finally, here is the latest shocking event to occur in the world of Nosgoth.

First, though, I'd like to ask some more questions, mainly about the plot of the game and the ending.

What the HELL is going on? That last cutscene where Raziel shishkebabed himself with the Reaver, and then Kain showed up and

talked for a little while...I didn't understand. I was hoping for an ending that told me what was going on in a bigger scale,

like, who are the dead guys that turned Janos Audron and his boys into vampires? I can't remember all the other questions I

had, but the game didn't explain much of anything. This obviously means there's going to be a Soul Reaver 3, but I want

someone to tell me what's going on...and as to Blood Omen 2, I don't have the game, but what are the events leading up to

Kain getting screwed over like he does? And also, what kind of an endgame is that anyway? You can't get hurt? That's

REALLY hard.

Thank you.

Anyhow...as you can tell, I've run out of ideas that make any sense (the Communist party issue saw the death of those)

so here we go. This one takes place in the good ol days while Kain and his kiddies were a happy family.


VAMPIRE LIEUTENANTS BUSTED FOR DRUG POSSESSION

Three vampires were busted last night when police found them smokin' in a Nosgoth back alley. An alarm was issued by a

resident who saw smoke rising next to her window and look out to see three vampires gettin' high. Police rushed to the scene,

and found Raziel, Zephon, and Dumah, three of the highest-ranked vampires in Kain's empire, rollin' blunts and gettin' dey

smoke on. They attempted to flee, but one the cops busted a cap in their vampire behinds and subdued them. It was discovered

that they were in possession of massive quantities of pot, which Raziel swore to his dead Sarafan gra'momma was sugar.

'Taste some!' he slurred as the police held it incriminatingly before him. 'I swear to my dead Sarafan gra'momma it's only

sugar!'

THe police then handcuffed all three of them.

It was later discovered during interrogation that they had recieved the pot in a deal from 'a blue homie with this cloth

thing around his mouth.' The identity of this blue homie remains a mystery, but the police department has issue a request

that any blue homies spotted should be detained and brought in for questioning. One was reportedly spotted by some

teenagers, but as soon as they tried to grab it, it vanished.

The three vampires were thrown in cells, and when brought out again this morning, claimed that they were actually planning

to use the drugs for an experiment in subduing 'Sarafan screwup mothas'.

When Kain heard the news, he reportedly almost gave in to the temptation to make Rahab his new favourite. However, Raziel

used his one phone call to contact Kain and tell him that, if Raziel were to remain the top vampire, Kain could have some

blunts too.