Part 2, Chapter 3

Disclaimer: I do not ownDragonball Z

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -----------------------

Goten bursted through the screen door. "I'm here!" He shouted. "Trunks said something about a fat guy, then his dad, then....." Vegeta stopped him because he was bouncing a ball on the ceiling. "Yes, but I wanted MY son, not you, so go away and leave me alone!" He chuncked the balkl right at Goten's forehead. It bounced off and hit the wall, and Vegeta caught it. "I know you don't mean that." Goten said. "But I can help you. Trunks can't." That brought Vegeta to wonder HOW COME Trunks coulden't help. But He didn't ask. "Go find her." Vegteta said. "Im tired, and I have to watch Bulla." "I have to have somewhere to start!" Goten said. "I can't just go outside and start looking in trash cans and everything! They could be in the next state by now!" Vegeta rolled on his back and bounced the ball on the floor. "My son could do it. He's stronger than you. WAY stronger." Vegeta tried to bounce the ball, but it hit the corner of the coffee table, and it rolled away. Goten hated it whenc Vegeta rubbed How strong trunks was in his face. "Do you want me to help you, or not?" He asked. He was getting roiyally P*ssed off at Vegeta. "You could have told Trunks to DRIVE away." Vegeta said. "He has a drivers liscence, you know." Vegeta walked across the living room and fetched the ball. But Goten snatched it away and threw it out the window. "My ball!" Vegeta cried. he looked out the window, but it had rolled into the swimming pool. '' I'll get you for that!" Vegeta growled. Goten was picking up the phone. "I'm calling someone." He said. " Someone who can help." He dialed a number, while Vegeta reached down trying to fetch his ball, but his arms weren't long enough. Then, he accidently pitched forward and landed with a splash, and he sank. "I dont care if I sink like a rock." He resolved. He liked it down here because it was quiet. But He coulden't hold his breath that long. He looked at and through the surface, he saw Goten looking around through the window, searching for Vegeta. Vegeta layed down flat and proceeded to try and go to sleep. He fainted.

"Your so stupid!" Goten swore at Vegeta, followed by as many cussing words as he could name. "Why coulden't you figure out that if you go underwater and try to breath, your going to faint!" Goten wanted to slap Vegeta, but he knew that would cost him his life. Vegeta spat out sour tasting water. "Who didja call?" He asked. "A police?" Goten shook his head. "The proper word is cop. And no, I didn't call one. I hired a private invetigator." Vegeta groaned. "Somebody else to come see how stupid you are." He said. "I want Trunks. Where is Trunks? This is none of your buisness." Vegeta rolled, and he fell off the couch with a thump. "Ow." he said. "I think my ribs are broken." He layed there, out of breath. Then, somebody kicked in the door. "This is the F......B....................I!" Said a man. He sounded retarded. "Why did you have to kick in the door, stupid! I hired you!" Goten said. The FBI guy shrugged. "Whats the probelm here?" He puled out a heart shaped notebook and a barbie pen. There was a purple fuzz on the bottom. "Go away." Vegeta said. "We don't need your help. The one that needs help is you." Vegeta got up and walked up the stairs to go play with Bulla.

Trunks wanted to go help Goten, because he was bored. The Charles kid was going on and on that Trunks needed to tae etiquitte classes. Then he bragged about how badly he treated his servants. "Shut up!" Trunks roared. He shoved a pillow into Charles' mouth. "Now, we're going to talk about ME!" He said. "Your going to go and distract the guards, while I steal a....um.....Golf cart and drive home." trunks knew he coulden't fly or someone would see him for sure. Charles spit out the pillow. "And what if I wont? I am a true honorable person, and I dont--" Trunks lit up a powerball. "I'll use it if you don't!" He said. You dont need a mirror to see how much he acts like Vegeta, do you? Charles didn't care if he died, but he decided to help. So he went outside and started dancing in front of the guards, and throwing money around, while Trunks climbed into a vacant golf cart and put the gas pedal to the floor, and it went about 30 MPH. Not very fast, but faster than the guards could possibly run. He figured he would be at his parents house in about an hour.

Vegeta came back down the stairs. The FBI agent and Goten were playing chess. "Have you found her yet?" Asked Vegeta. "Why are you sitting on your behinds?" The FBI agent looked up. "Oh. Well, when was the last time you saw Bulma." He asked, still playing chess. "At the country ckub when the big fat man took her!" Vegeta said. "Then she called me. I still remember all her words......" The FBI agent could see Vegeta was clearly going mad. "She said um...... she said....she said-a...." He scratched his head. "Well fancy that. I don't remember. if she were here to make me something to eat, I would remember." He flounced on the couch. "I want her back! We gotta find her!" He started to cry and kick his feet. Goten patted Vegeta on the back. "Thas Okay." He said. Vegeta snatched Goten's hand away. "Don't touch me!" he said, then he bit Goten's finger. "OWWWWW!" Goten said. He nhoticed one of Vegeta's fingers was broken. He was going to weretch it to the side, but he decdied not to. "Maybe you should go to bed." Goten said. "We;ll do what we can on the streets. You need your rest." Vegeta nodded. "I'll help tomarrow, and--" The door bursted open. "I'm here!" Trunks said. He looked happy. Then he saw the FBI agent. "Oh no! Your the one that watched me rob the house and I got away from you!" He started to run out the door. "No, I won't arrest you." Said the FBI agent. "We're here to find your mother. She was kidnapped by aliens from the planet mars. They probed her." Vegeta shok his head. "No, thats not what happened at all! A fat guy took her away from me!" he threw another fit. "So let's go look!" Trunks said. The FBI agent nodded. "Okay." "Lemme go get my little sister." Trunks said. "She can help, too." "Be careful with Bulla." Vegeta said. Then he started towards his room. He heard the door slam a short time later.

"Where should we start?" trunks asked. "I think a big fat man would go to....a trashy neighborhood with lots of scummy places to hide." Bulla was squirming. "What are we doing? Why did you wake me up to go walking in trailor trash neighborhood?" She was clearly upset. "A big fat man stole mother." trunks said. "We're gonna find him." Trunks didn't know if he WANTED to find her. She was so bossy and mean and touchy and edgy. The FBI agent had a magnifying glass and he was taking 1 step a minute, examining the ground. "Nothing over here." he said. Then he took out a rubber hot dog. "The fat man will smell the hot dog, and he'll come out. Then, we'll catch him!" Trunks looked at the hot dog. "I can't help but notice......that's a RUBBER hot dog. He can't smell rubber." The FBI agent shrugged. "I'm getting paid for trying, not succeeding." He picked up his rubber hot dog and gave it to Bulla. "What would I want with this ugly old thing?" She asked, throwing it across the street. The FBI agent had tears in his eyes. Trunks looked in a garbage can, and a cat jumped out and ran off. That's all that was in there. "Think, you stupid kid!" FBI said. " He woulden't be able to fit in such a compacted space! Look in places he could fit." Trunks dind't much care for being called a stupid kid, but he tried to supress his anger. The FBI agent held up a finger. "Oh, I've got a GREAT idea@!!" he said, and he ducked into a phone booth. "Oh, what's he gonna do now?!" Goten whined. "Come out in a Superman outfit?" "That woulden't suprize me one bit." Trunks said. Bulla was squiggling in Trunks' hand grip. Then, THE fbi AGNT CAME OUT!" He had a big bloodhound dog on a chain. "This dog's name is Smithzonian! He'll track down your wife!" Trunks looked disgusted. "She's not my wife, she's my mother!" He yelled.

Vegeta layed down about 30 minutes ago, but he coulden't sleep! Ever since he'd been , married (about 15 years ago) He had someone sleeping with him, whether it be Bulma or another girl. (JOKING) So it was hard to go to sleep when you were in a big king sized bed by yourself. He kept groping for her, but she wasn't there, and he was sad. He was near tears and madness. "I wonder if she'll call again." He asked the fish in the fish tank. But they only swam.

"Smithzonian sucks." Trunks said. "he coulden't find anything." Smithzonian ran out in front if a speeding semi. "Watch out for the-- *SQUASH*--truck." Smithzonian was no more. "Whats your name?" Goten asked. "You've been with us about 2 hours and we don't even know what your name is." The guy pulled out a card. "Agent Dan." He said. "FBI." Trunks grabbed the card and ripped it into a thousand peices. "Dan, your such a terrible FBI agent that once your through here, you'll never serve another person! We wanted to find my mother, and you thought I was her hhusband as opposed to my cranky old dad! And then you tried to find her with a dog, and he turned into a pile of ground meat from a semi truck!" Bulla wiggled again. Dan was sad because he thought he was a good FBI agent. "Do you have a pic?" he asked. "Its alot easier to find someone if you know what they look like." Trunks pulled out a pic of Bulma with her head in Vegeta's lap on a picnic trip. It was taken around the cell saga. "Oh. She's pretty." Dan said. "When I find her, can I hit on her!" trunks grumbled and took the picture back. "Not as bad as I'm going to hit on YOU!" He said. "That was cheesy." Goten said. Trunks brandished a fist. " That's her!" Dan said, and he pointed to a big fat brown headed lady. "That's not my mother." Trunks said. "Why would a good-looking guy like me come from her?" "And why would a good looking guy like your dad marry her?" Dan asked. Trunks was outraged. "First you want to hit on my mother, now you want to hit on my dad?! You disgust me!" Dan hung his head. He didn't think he should be judged.

Vegeta decided he wanted to call his old friend, Kakarott. Kakarott(Goku) was busy training Uub, and vegeta missed him because now they were freinds. he dialed Goku's number. Goku picked up. "Who is it? I'm busy!" He said . "It's Vegeta." vegeta said. "Somebody stole Bulma away." Goku was silent. "Oh, hi Vegeta! Somebody stole her away?" "Yes." Vegeta said. "A big fat guy. maybe he killed her." Goku chucled. "Oh, maybe he did, but lifes full of maybe's! Maybe he TRIED to kill her, but she crawled away, and then she died in a ditch! Or maybe she even got tied to a train track like in the old Popeye cartoons!" Vegeta was sobbing. "Do you think that's what happened?" he asked. "Or maybe she got raped." Goku said. "But sometimes its good for women to have a little change of pace in bed." Vegeta coulden't beleive what he was hearing. "She's noT BORED of me so she got kidnapped!" He said. "A fat guy stole her!" "Oh." Goku said. "Well, I hope you find her! That is, of course, alive. No one wants to find anyone dead." Then Goku's phone hung up. Vegeta figured Uub did it because he wanted to train someore. Vegeta put a jumbo sized marshmellow on a coathanger and held it over the fireplace. It was crispy brown and smelled yummy, but his never turned out perfect, like Bulma's did. He pipped it into his mouth. It was almost burnt, but not quite there yet. It stuck to his lips and the top of his mouth. "I wonder." Vegeta said, "If I could talk to Bulma telepathiccly. Trunks is trying to learn how, maybe he can talk to her for me." But he doubted this would work with her small life force and no Kais around. Vegeta thought of the many things he could do to rescue her, if she was still alive. he didn't think he should be sitting here on his butt while a big fat guy slimed up his wife. So he decided to go and look for her in a different place than Trunks and the others. They were looking in ghetto neighborhoods and he thought he could look in rich neighborhoods, like the one he lived in. So he flew out the window. "Bulma!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He yelled as loud as he could, which was pretty loud. "BUlma, if you can hear me, answer!!!!!!!!" Nothing but a bat making a funny noise. "Bulma if you don't answer me your gonna be in trouble!" It echoed off a distant house. "It's hopeless." he said. "They could be on a plane to America by now." he sat down on a rock. "Your sitting on my head." Someone said. "Your head?" Vegeta asked. "Why would I be sitting on your head, when your a rock?" He flew off. Little did he know, he had been sitting on the fat guys head. "I'll never find her.......ever." Vegeta said. He went back home and landed on the couch, where he beat the sofa with his fists and kicked his feet.

"This is hopeless." trunks said. "We might as well go home, and me and Goten might as well go back to school before we get our butts cooked." He sat down on a garbage can. Bulla went off to play in the sprinkler. "We can never give up!" Dan said. "Just like Sherlock Homes! Did he give up, when a giant hound was chasing him?" "Sherlock Homes was a fictional charectar." Goten said. "he was noithing but a THOUGHT. How can I be inspired by a thought?" Dan was quiet. He looked at the bloody remains of Smithzonaian and cryed. "Smithzonian DIED for you!" He said. "And this is the thanks he gets?" Trunks yawned. "He died chasing a squirrel." Trunks got up and brushed off his pants' seat. "I'm going home. I'm tired of this, and I want to tell dad it's hopeless and he needs to find another person to.....fulfill his needs with." "Maybe you shoulden't tell that to Papa." Bulla said. "he might get sad." She didn't want Vegeta to get sad. "Who cares if he gets sad." Trunks said. "he needs to learn that.....that.....well, Im sure there's something he needs to learn." And Trunks grabbed Bulla and took to the skys. "I'm outta here to." Goten said. "Nice meeting you, Danny." he flew off. "What about my pay?" Dan called into the sky. They were almost back to Trunks house when Trunks wanted to sit down and rest. he landed on a large, weird shaped rock. "Your sitting on my head." Said a voice. trunks jumped up like the seat was hot or something. He looked at a nasty, rolly-polly fat guy. He had wide nostrils and a pig nose. "Youe ugly." Trunks said. "I bet your mother put a bag over your head before she kissed you goodnight." The man stared at trunks. "Why are you so beat up?" Goten asked the man. the man was missing a finger, and he was all bloody. There was a huge gash on his forehead. The man started to cry. "There was a lady I kidnapped. I gave her beer because she was sad. Then she got drunk and started beating me up, then she left to go home, but she was going the wrong way because she was so wasted." He held up his hand, 4 fingers and a stub that used to be a finger. "This is what happens when you give a drunk a pocket knife!" The man sobbed. "Did the lady look like this?" trunks held out a picture of Bulma. "No, thats not her at all. She didn't look that manly." "Manly?" trunks asked, and he looked at the picture. It was a picture of Vegeta. "No, Sorry, this one."He said, and he held out a true pic of Bulma. "yeah, that was her. But that other fellow was at the country club and--AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!" Trunks drop- kicked the fat guy, and he went miles and miles before thudding on the ground. "Now we have to find a drunk wandering around not knowing where she is." trunks said. 'This won't be easy." Goten shelided his eyes because the sun was coming up, and looked down the street. "No one there. Let's walk a little farther, because he said she went the opposite way from the house." Trunks nodded, and he put Bulla on his back and flew up high. "Maybe she went in a an alley." He said, landing. "But we better walk, because it would be hard to see her flying." Goten wasn't so sure, because he didn't think it would be hard to see a lady with electric blue hair. Bulla had a stick and she was bashing trash cans with it. She was having a great time.

"I guess I'll call trunks and see if they've found anything." Vegeta groaned to himself. This talking to himself was getting easier minute by minute. he picked up his cell phone and he dialed trunks' cell phone. He picked it up. "Yeah?" He asked into the phone. "It's me, your dad." vegeta said."I was wondering if you had found anything so far." he said. "I'm curious." Trunks sighed. "Well, We found the fat guy. He said Bulma got drunk and cut him up, then she tried to walk home, but she was so drunk she went in the opposite direction, so we're looking for her that way." Trunks said. "Good." Vegeta said. "I'm not feeling so well. I coulden't get any sleep, maybe that's why! BUT HURRY UP AND BRING HER HOME SO I CAN GET SOME SLEEP!" Vegeta's words depleted into mindless, screaming sobs. Every once in a while, Trunks could make out Bulma's name or a small choppy scentance in the sobs, but he stopped trying, eventually. Vegeta heard the click of a cell phone closing, and he knew trunks had hung up on him. he didn't blame him. he would have hung up on someone if they had burst into sobs like that any day.

"hey, over here!" Goten said. There were sounds of terrible commotion in an ally. A woman's voice was cussing in slurred words like she was drunk. "Are you okay, Miss?" Goten asked, going around the corner. Bulma was in the ally, but her face and hair was so dirty it was hard to tell. She was cursing out a trash can. "Here's your mother." Goten said. "But I'm not sure you really are going to like what you see." trunks came around the corner just in time to see Bulma pitch to the floor. Drool ran out of her mouth. When Trunks picked her up, one of her eyes opened. "Oh, issss you." She said. "You ssave meee, nottt that lowlife Vegeta..............." Her head dropped again. "You don't mean that. Your drunk." Bulla said. Even Bulla could tell. "You.....shuttttupppp, Bullaaaaaaaaaaaa..." Bulma said. Bulla recoiled. "Im gonna cuttttt of that fat.....little pricksssssheadddd." She said. She was cussing and saying more obscene things than Goten had ever heard her do before. "F*ckin B*tch Agnisssss and her stupid ugly partieeeeeeeee..." Bulma said. Trunks started flying with Goten having Bulla. "You just shut up MOM." trunks said. "What are you.....doing homefrom schoollllllllll?" Bulma asked. "You neeeeed to learnsome respect......." Trunks rolled his eyes and ignored her. Then he landed at his door and kicked it in. "We're home, Dad." trunks said. "Thank Freakin goodness!" Vegeta said, then he ran over. Bulma's head popped up. "Oh, hhhhhhhhhi Vegeta." She said, then she fainted.

When Bulma woke up, Vegeta was sititng by her with a rag on her head. "What happened?" She asked. She looked at the time. It was 5:00 PM. "I was fainted for that long?" She asked, sitting up fast. trunks shook his head. "Sleeping aids." He rattled a bottle. "Tell us about the Kidnapping thingy." Vegeta said. "Was it funny?" "Of course it wasn't funny, dipsh*t." Bulma said. She was edgy because she had a horrible hangover. "Dont talk to me that way!" Vegeta roared. Bulma ignored Vegeat. "I'll tell you later." Bulma said. "It's no one else's buisness." Then she gave that Veggie a big hug. Veggie liked it. But at the back of his mind, he was thinking, (She called me......dipshot....or dip something). But he tryed not to let that bother him at all. "How's your head?" Trunks asked her. "You look like you fought a nasty fight, and cracked your head like an eggshell." Bulma rubbed the back of her head, covered in a bandage. When she was done, Vegeta felt it. He could see it full veiw because Bulmawas sitting in his lap, and he gagged 3 times because blood was leaking through. "Its fine." Bulma said. "But it hurts something awful because of my horrible hangover." Vegeta watched the banage get full and suddely wished her hair was still long. "Um, *GAG* I think you outta change that before we go to *Gag* bed, okay?" He coughed. Bulma nodded awkwardly. "There was this guy." She said. "He showed up after I.....defingered the burglar. His name was....DAN, and he gave me more booze. He also mentioned something about my husband being.....good-looking, and i was like, whoa, don't move in, and he told me not to judge him." She noticed Trunks and Goten and Bulla's gaping mouths. "What, you know the guy?" She asked. "Why, yes." Goten said. "We hired him....her....it.....to be our private investigator. I gess he had other ideas in mind." Bulma almost gagged. But not nearly as bad as Vegeta was, trying to look away from the bloody bandage. He needed an excuse for her to get up--fast. "Um, Bulma u are cutting the curculation in my legs and feet off." He said. But she only shifted her weight. "I think I need to wash dishes." Vegeta said. "I already did." Bulma countered. "I need a sandwich." "Trunks will make you one." "YOUR BLOODY GASH IS MAKING ME GAG!" Bulma was silent. He thought she was going to get up, but she handed him a rag. "What would I want this for?" Vegeta asked. "If it's grossing you out so much, hold that gay old rag over it. I'm telling the story of Dan, and your interrupting." Vegeta was sad, but he did anything and everything he could to stop seeing it. Thankfully, the rag worked, but somehow, knowing that warm blood was flowing beneath your fingers wasn't that comforting.

Later, it was time for Trunks and Goten to go back to school. "Thanks for helping me find Bulma." Vegeta said. "I probley woulden't have picked her up, if I saw her that drunk." Bulma groaned. "Bye Trunks!" Bulla said. "Sorry mother set your lizared free." Trunks hadn't even thought of 'Demolitian Dude' since he was here. "Oh, they did? Well, they have a suprise for me, and I have one for them!" He jammed his hands in his pockets and straightened up. "Ineed6000dollarstopayfordamagethatididwithmygunimsorryillneverdoitagainiswe ar!" Vegeta nor Bulma got a word of that. "Slower." Bulma said. "Like a Japanese, not an American." Trunks took a deep breath. "I...........need......6000.......dollars........to.......pay......for.....d amage......that.........i........did......with.......my........gun.......im. ....sorry........illl.......never........do.......it......again......i...... swear........." Bulma and Vegeta gave him the open-mouthed gape. "What in the blue mother f......." Bulma slapped a hand over Vegeta's face. "What your dad means is, there's absolutly no way you could be so frggin stupid that i actually WORRY about your health!" Trunks knew he wasn't going to get what he asked for, but he decided to listen instead. "Shut up, I asked a favor, not for a lecture." Trunks said plainly. "A FAVOR?!!" vegeta roared. Bulla went into her room. "6000 DOLLARS IS NO FAVOR! ITS A SMALL FORTUNE!" He stomped his feet. "WE SHOULDEN'T HAVE TO CLEAN UP AFTER OUR INGORANT, FALIURE SON BECAUSE HE CAN'T GET A JOB, AND HE BLEW UP HIS SCHOOL WITH A TRAINING GUN!" Bulma usually told him to calm down by now, but she was joinging right in. "6000 DOLLARS IS MORE THAN A YEARS WORTH OF GROCERY MONEY!" She said. "WHAT WILL I HAVE TO BUY GROCERYS WITH, IF I GIVE YOU ALL THE MONEY?!" trunks shrugged. "OH, I DONT KNOW, THE 10 MILLION DOLLARS THATS JUST MAGICCLY LYING AROUND THIS MANSION?" Bulma shut up. he was right. "6000 dollars isn't even half of one of your paychecks." trunks said, not as mad. "Why can't you spare that?" Bulma was about to give in, but then she thought. "No, me and your dad refuse to wipe your @$$ for you every time you do something stupid." Trunks was taken aback. "A whole lotta help you freaks are!" He said, then he grabbed Goten's arm and they flew off. "freaks, are we?" vegeta asked. "WELL I HAVEN'T HELPED NOTICING WE'RE THE ONES WHO KEPT THE 6000 DOLLARS!" He yelled into the sky. trunks flipped him off, but Vegeta didn't see, because Bulma was in front of him, as well as the bloody gash.

* * *

It was the next mornin', and Vegeta, Bulma and Bulla were going to meet Akurei and Kilo at the mall so they could go shopping. Bulla and Bulma were exited, but Vegeta wasn't. "Just hurry up and get ready so's we can get this over with." Vegeta said. He was suprisingly grumpy after he and Bulma's 'passionate' night last night. For the reader's sake, I won't go into detail. Anyway, Bulla was already ready because all she had to do was brush her hair. Bulma had to fix her hair, put on make up, dress up nice, and make the bed and everything else. "If you would come help me make the D*mn bed, maybe I'd be ready faster." Bulma said. Vegeta decided not to say anything else, or he might actually HAVE to make the bed, and that was something he did not want to do. "Put on that.....red dress thingy you were wearing the nite before last at the country club." Vegeta said. "That one's all bloody, honey." Bulma said. She was frustrated because she had to change the sheets. "Im going to wear a shirt and shorts." Vegeta knew what a shirt and shorts meant in Bulma language. Really short hoochie shorts and a low cut shirt. Good enough. When she came down, he was right.

When they got to the mall, it was really crowded. People were swarming everywhere. "Papa, we won't be able to see Kilo and his daddy in all these people." Vegeta realized Bulla was right. "Your right, Princess. We may just have to....not wait." Bulla got upset, and Bulma glared at Vegeta. "We will wait.' She said. "Don't worry." After 30 minutes, Akurei and his son still weren't there. "He's late all the time." Bulma said. "Let's just wait more." No sooner had she said that, then she felt a tap on her shoulder. She turned around. "hello!" Akurei said in his french Accent. "hey!" He said to Vegeta. Kilo was on his back, the normal grumpy frown tossed across his face. "Hello there!" Bulma said to him. he grunted. "When do we get to the toy store?" Kilo asked. Vegeta rolled his eyes. "When do we get to the clothes store?" Bulma asked. "I hate clothes!" Vegeta griped. "Never!" "But Papa, I like clothes." Bulla said. "Sure, me too. Who doesn't love clothes?" Vegeta asked. "You can't get enough clothes." Bulma wanted to crick back the broken finger until Vegeta screamed, but she didn't. "I kinda wanted to go to the puppy store." Akurei said. "I hear they got really cute puppys and kittens that love to play." Kilo decided he wanted to go there, too. Vegeta didn't like animals, but then again, Vegeta doesn't like anything. "I wanna go to the food court." he said.

trunks was really mad. "How could my own parents betray me like that?" he asked. "I ask for a 6000 dollar measly amout, and they act like it's the end of the world. No one understands me." he grumped. Goten thought Vegeta and Bulma DID understand Trunks VERY well--they knew he was such a spoiled brat. "Well....." Goten said. "You grew up rich. So to you, 6000 dollars doesn't seem like much. But to a person like me, who grew up usually below average, 6000 dollars is like........2 years worth of what the whole house runs on. We coulden't watch TV for more than 3 hours a day because of the electric bill." Trunks thought of the many TV's in his house, the satellite channels, and everything else he had. Trunks wondered how much an electric bill costed. He wondered if it DID depend on the TV or not. "And we coulden't drink much." Goten said. "The water bill isn't very expensive to every family, but even 32 dollars on a bill was too much. So, we didn't drink much, and a couple times we had to drain the hot tub because it costed too much to keep the darn thing running." Trunks almost laughed. "Wow. I didn't think anyone was that poor." he said. "But still, my parents are Multi Millionairs, my dad being a prince and my mom being a CEO. That's only as fraction of what they earn." Goten snapped off his lamp. "You don't get it." he said. He was tired and he wanted Trunks to shut up.

"It's not lunch time yet." Bulma told Vegeta. "So stop whining about the Food Court. I don't wan't you to get fat, then I have to look at you every day." Bulma knew Vegeta would never get fat because he worked out like 3 hours a day, but she tried to put something in his mind he woulden't eat because of. "If I was fat, that'd be cool." Vegeta said. "Nobody would mess with me because I could body slam them flat." "Nobody messes with you now." Bulma said. "If you haven't noticed, you have tons of muscles." They were sitting out on a bench while Akurei took the kids into the toy store to look at toys. "Why did Akurei want to look at toys?" Bulma asked. "It seems to me he's a little old to play with them." "Not to him!" Vegeta said. "Just the other day I walked in on him at Bulla's dollhouse. I pretended I didn't see, but I did, and it creeped me out royally." Bulma pulled out a heart notepad and a Barbie Pen. "Courtsey of Dan." She said as she flipped it open. "Akurei Birthday gift ideas........Barbie hottub playhouse...." She finished jotting it down, then she flipped into the back cover of the notebook. There was a little calemdar. "When is his birthday......?" She asked herself. It was November. She noticed Akurei's name wasn't on there. But Vegeta's was. In 3 days. She covered her mouth. "Oh me oh my...." She said. "What's wrong? I hate it when you say that." Vegeta said. he was grumpy today. Bulma pointed at the calender. "What, it's a fag heart notebook. What's there to look at?" Then he squinted really hard at his handwriting on the calender. "Prince....of.....all....saiyans'......birthday." he said, triumphantly. "Prince of all Saiyans Birthday." Then he looked at it harder. "My birthday means I get presents in.....1....2....3 days! 3 days." He said. Bulma nodded. "But I don't know what to get you beause we have everything almost." Vegeta shrugged. "I don't give." Akurei and the two kids came out of the toystore with bags. "The kids got alot of toys, huh?" Bulma asked. "No." Akurei said. "These are for me." Bulma didn't even want to look inside and see what he had bought. It was just too creepy to think that he was playing with kids toys. "Vegeta here told me a very strange story." Bulma said. Vegeta laughed behind his hand."He said you were in there playing with Bulla's dollhouse." "I was NOT playing with Bulla's dollhouse." Akurei said. "I was playing with MY dollhouse." Vegeta bursted out laughing and Bulma too. They were holding their stomachs. "I think I'm gonna wet myself!" Bulma screamed over her laughter. "I don't see whats so funny." Bulla said. "I mean, at least you weren't touching MY dollhouse." Kilo was standing there frowning and watching Vegeta and Bulma laughing. "SHUT UP!" He suddenly yelled. Vegeta sat up and wiped his eyes. "Dude, thats funny." he said. Akurei looked mad. Bulma kept laughing, and They all walked off. She got up and caught up soon. "You shoulden't be ashamed!" Bulma said. "Im sure every man gets urges to play with dollhouse, don't you, Vegeta?!" The comment almost got Vegeta laughing again. "N-no, Bulma, not the NORMAL ONES." Bulma laughed, but she didn't fall over. Akurei thought some good was coming out of their teasing; he hadn't ever seen Vegeta and Bulma laugh togather like that. "That's enough." He said. "I dont like being made fun of. That dollhouse is why Kilo hasn't got a mother. She used to make fun of me and call me queer." Vegeta and Bulma shut up. "Thats a new word." Bulla said. "QUEER!" two men who had been holding hands burst out in sobs. "What did I do?" Bulla asked, innocently. "You made the world a better place, Princess." Vegeta said. The two men ran off in stunned shame. "So, how many times have you bought extra peoples for your dollhouse?" Vegeta asked. "And what nationality are they?" If Bulma didn't know better, she'd swear this was interesting Vegeta. "My family is white humans, because I coulden't find Saiyans." Akurei said. "And they have....a mother, father, two boys, and a girl. They have three horses and a dog and an aquariam with 7 fish." "Wow, you memorize this stuff." Bulma said. Akurei jerked Kilo away from a fountain he was playing in. "You know how many pennies that people touched were in there?" Akurei asked. "Someone with AIDS could have spit on one, and if you get their spit germs in your mouth, you'll get AIDS." Kilo shook, and beads of water flew off his tail and hair. "Fine." He said, and he wrapped his tail around his waist, unlike his father who always kept his free. "AIDS can kill him, right?" Bulma asked. "I don't know about AIDS. We never studied about it in school, did you Bulla?" Bulla was in first grade. Of course she hadn't. She shook her head. "Half of the diseases on earth weren't around on planet Vegeta." Vegeta said. "Did you notice, Akurei?" Akurei shrugged. "let's go into that clothes store!" Bulma said, and she pointed at Clothestime. "I wanna go too!" Bulla said. So the three guys followed the two girls into the clothes store. "What do you think about this, Vegeta?" Bulma asked, holding up a strapless dress. "I like this." vegeta said, holding up a shirt that looked ripped to shreds. "You would LIKE it if i ran around, dressed like a whore, woulden't you?" Bulma said in a fake sweet voice. Vegeta nodded and grinned happily. "Sure." he said.

We can't write about Trunks right now, sorry. He's sleeping. Sleeping is boring. Alright....he's sleeping with his shirt off. You don't want to hear about that, do you?

Bulla and Bulma had about 4 bags all togather of clothes. "Bulma, you buy yourself a new wardrobe every day." Vegeta said. "What do you do with all these clothes?" Bulma shrugged. "I save them." They were sitting in the Food Court, so Vegeta would shut up. He took a drink from his straw cup and it was so cold it caused his face to go red. "hot flash?" Bulma asked. She liked to make fun of Vegeta getting older. "No, the drink is COLD." Vegeta said. He coughed two times, because the cold hitting the back of his throat was worse than a ball of hair. "Gotta hairball, Papa?" Bulla asked. Vegeta realized frightengly that if Trunks had said that, he would have knocked off his sorry head. "No, I do not." Vegeta said through gritted teeth. "I 'gotta' really cold drink. That's what." Bulla ate a french fry. vegeta picked up a french fry. "AH!" He screamed as it sizzled the skin on his fingers. "That smarts a whole lot." He shoved his fingers in his mouth. "That cold drink would be really handy, don't ya think?" Bulma dumped her chicken nuggets in her lap. "Oh, for the love of Pete!" she said. "Who's this...Pete?" Vegeta said. "I thought I was the only man in your life!" Bulma rolled her eyes. "Listen!" Akurei yelled at his son. "If you don't eat the D*MN FILLET O FISH or whatever the HELL it's called, I'm going to shove it up your nostrils until you crap it out!" KIlo screwed up his face, and he began to cry. "WWRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!" He screamed. "Shut up, kid!" Vegeta said. "I'm trying to concentrate!" "On a Big Mac?" Bulma asked. vegeta stared at his food. Akurei clenched his fists. "I hope you blew your nose!" he said, and he picked up the 'Fillet O Fish' and was dangerously close to shoving it up the crying kid's nose. Bulma grabbed his arm. "Think of the children." Bulma said. He lowered the fillet o fish, and shoved it into Kilo's mouth. Then he moved his son's jaws up and down....up and down.....and then he thumped him in the Adam's apple, forcing him to swallow the intire burger. "Garsh!" Vegeta said like Goofy. "I'm a big fat snob, and I don't treat my children that bad." Akurei crossed his arms. "SORRY SON!" He yelled at the top of his lungs. "GUESS YOU'LL EAT IT NEXT TIME, HUH?" Kilo became aware that his breath smelled like Tic Tacs because he had been eating Vegeta's. Kilo cried louder. "That's abusive." Vegeta pointed out. Akurei realized that, so he stopped.