EDeukyo Maid Tai
By: Jonathan "ThunderFox JT" Santos
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Time for Disclaimer:
This fan fic is a crossover parody of Cartoon Network and A.K.A. Cartoon Productions' Ed, Edd n' Eddy with Hanaukyo Maid Tai. Ed, Edd n' Eddy and Hanaukyo Maid Tai are copyrighted by their owners, so I don't mean to harm them. I'm only using the characters to make my crossover parody fan fic. I'm only making this fan fic more interesting. SO PLEASE DON"T SEW ME!!!!! Thank you for your support.
Jonathan "ThunderFox JT" Santos
Chapter 2: ServicED is Our Specialty
Last time, the Eds came out penniless with another scam backfired. But when the mail came in at Eddy's house, Eddy receives a letter by someone from Honshu, Japan. But who could've sent the letter to Eddy in such short notice?
"Maybe it's a blood-thirsty ninja assassin from the Supasushi-clan who sends eerie messages to their victims, like in the kung fu movies." Said Ed, imitating a ninja while wearing a scarf over his mouth, holding a paper shuriken in a cheesy ninja stance.
"Nah, get over it ninja boy, I bet it's a secret admirer who read my good looking profile in the Internet, oh I'm such a lady's man." Eddy recalled, kissing his puny muscles.
Double D sighed from his so-called friends' wild ideas. "Oh p-lease! Could you at least open the envelope and see who's it from."
"Yeah, Yeah whatever." Eddy carelessly opened the envelope and began reading the letter.
"Let me see Eddy!" Ed shouted while breathing over Eddy's back.
"Cut it out Ed, your stinky breath is wrinkling the letter!" Eddy pushed him over, but instead he pushed himself back since he's weaker than Ed is.
"*groans* Okay, where was I; Dear grandnephew, If you're. . .uh. . .you're. . .Argh, I can't read these fancy-snazzy squiggly words." Shrugged Eddy. "You read it Double D."
"Sometimes it's hard to be the only one with advanced literature skills and knowledge, a curse I'm afraid." Sighed Double D, and he pulled out his special reading glasses so he can read the letter for him. " Okay, now let me see."
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Dear grandnephew,
If you're reading this letter, that means I am no longer living in this world and left to the "Great Beyond". It's been so long I haven't seen you since you were a baby. While in loving care of your parents and my so- called half brother in America, I've dreamed to see you one last time before I died. I'm very sorry for this uncertain plot, and in return, I decided t to leave my mansion estate and fortune as your inheritance since I have no descendents in my country. I have enclosed some plane tickets for your safe arrival as soon as possible. May your life fill with happiness of my eternal gratitude.
Sincerely,
Echigo Edeukyo
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"My word, that was beautiful. T_T" cried Double D in an emotional moment. "I feel so sorry for his lonely death. . ." But Eddy then grabbed the letter from his hands, drooling over that last statement.
"Oh thank you, thank you, thank you!" Eddy was overjoyed in excitement. "After all those meaningless attempts of my "Get Rich Quick" scams, I've finally getting the one thing I deserve, cash, cash, and more CASH!"
" You're in the bunny, Eddy!" Said Ed in a goofy look. "That's money, chowder head." Recalled Eddy.
"Eddy! I'm ashamed of you, have you any moral decency and respect for your granduncle's death?" Double D complained in serious tone because of Eddy's cruel intentions.
"Yeah, so what sock head? As long as I'm getting his money, I'll be made- in-the." Suddenly, Eddy's brain snapped. "Wait! Did you say Echigo Edeukyo?"
"Well yes, what makes you so concern? IF you are!" Answered Double D.
"I think I remember something, like. a flashback!" Then the scenery turned blurry as the flashback began.
"Ahhh! My face is blurry!" Screamed Ed. "Shut Up Ed!"
Flashback
It was 6 years ago, way before my granddad ran over stop signs, he told me stories about his half-brother from Japan. His name was Echigo Edeukyo, and he's one of my favorite relatives who changed my life. He even told me one story about my great granddad that used to travel the world. Years after WWI, my great granddad went to Japan to see the sights. But suddenly, he met a beautiful girl named Miyuki, the heir of the Edeukyo clan, one of Japan's most richest clans and nobles. They were made for each other and shared forbidden love, I don't know what that means, but I think that's how my granduncle was born. But somehow the clan was furious when they found out Miyuki was eloping with a foreigner, especially an American. And for that matter, my great granddad returned to America, never to see his loving Miyuki-chan ever again. When WWII broke out, Miyuki raised a loving son in loving memory of her first love. Granddad told me how kind Echigo was when I was a baby and the good times we shared: playing horsy and patty cake, and most importantly. HE EVEN BOUGHT ME MY FIRST JAWBREAKER! Then left to Japan to continue his work. After that, he stopped coming since he was too busy with social business with the clan. That was the last time I remember about him and I. . .I. . .I miss him!
Flash forward
The scenery returned back to normal, and Eddy was crying over Double D's shoulder. "Double D! You're were right, I should have paid more respect to his death."
"Don't worry Eddy, I know your granduncle may forgive you, he just wanted to make you happy." Double D patted Eddy's back to calm him down, but then Ed started to shed tears as well. "Ed, you too?"
"Uh, huh." Ed hummed in with a drippy nose and blew it with a dirty handkerchief. "I wish I had a granduncle like Eddy's!"
"Thanks for the pick-me-up, Double D" Eddy snorts his nose with all the drippy mucus from his nostrils. "I would really love to bring you guys with me, but there's not enough tickets for the trip."
"Oh contraire Eddy, but there's still more writing on the back of this letter" Double D revealed the backside of the letter.
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P.S. One of my maids enclosed two extra plane tickets for two of your friends, you can bring them to the mansion if you like.
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"Woo Hoo! Looks like we're going together huh boys." Eddy smirked while holding his two best buddies with joy.
"Indeed Eddy, just like old times." Concurred Double D. "Like the Three Musketeers."
"All FOR ONE. . ."
"AND GRAVY FOR ALL!"
"This is gonna be tougher than I thought." Said Eddy in a worried look.
The next day, the Eds have reunited themselves at the bus stop, carrying their luggage and escentials. But Ed carried everything from his room, same as usual.
"Okay boys, did everyone gotten their parent's permission?" Asked Eddy.
"Affirmative Eddy!" Double D agreed, showing his parent's permission slip in computer format.
"Me too Eddy!" Shouted Ed in a happy tone. "Sarah wanted to come, but mom and dad said no because it's too expensive."
Double D and Eddy sighed in relief, wiping off the sweat of their foreheads. "Lucky for us Ed, imagine what would've been like if Sarah tagged along."
"Indeed, I doubt Sarah would've killed us if we didn't took her to this year's Hamtaro Convention." Giving the thought about it, Double D started to shake in fear.
"Gross!" Ed agreed.
Eddy pushed Ed out of the way and saw the bus. "Hey Look! The bus is here!" The bus has finally arrived since its next stop is Peach Creek International Airport, but then Kevin rode along and saw the Eds.
"Hey Dorks!" Kevin smirked and stopped his bike for a while. "What are you three doing here? Don't you know it's a school day?"
"We're going to the Airport, KEVIN." Said Eddy sarcastically.
"Oh Really, to where? Dorkannia. Ha ha." Kevin laughed at the Eds.
"No Kevin, we're going to Japan." Answered Ed.
"To see Eddy receive his inheritance from his deeply departed granduncle." Agreed Double D.
Kevin bluffed of their excuse, since he doesn't believe them. "Granduncle, Smanduncle, big deal. My dad got a new promotion from the jawbreaker factory, and he earns ten times more money than your stupid drop- dead old fart."
Eddy was furious and face turned burning red. "Hey! Don't you dare talk about my granduncle that way, Kevin! When we get to Japan, you're gonna regret the day you mess with me, my friends, and my granduncle's death."
"Yeah, whatever. Well, smell ya later dorks! If I wanna." Kevin gave them a raspberry and rode off back to school.
"My word Eddy, that was intriguing." Eddy's self-respect amazed double D. "I never seen you act like that before."
"Eddy's da' MAN!" Cheered Ed, giving Eddy a pat-on-the-back, but hit him too hard.
"Well, he was pissin' me off, so I had to say it. Nobody disrespects my family." Eddy stood up wiping the dirt off his clothes. "Come on, let get in the bus to the airport as soon as possible."
"Right!" Ed and Double nodded in unison.
And so, the Eds put their bags away inside the trunk, got in the bus, and drove away. A half an hour has passed, and the Eds have arrived to Peach Creek International Airport, with their luggage sent to the baggage drop, and their tickets ready. They passed through the metal detectors, Eddy and Double D were okay, but the alarm sounded off after Ed passed through. The security guards scanned the half-witted Ed-boy with their handheld metal detectors. They searched him, but instead it tickles him. Then the guards took off Ed's green jacket, and searched through it pockets. All they could find was an old-fashioned metal toaster, a die cast model of a rocket ship, and a stack of limited edition, metallic cover Slug-U-La magazines, Ed was clear to go.
They arrived at Gate 32, where their flight to Japan is waiting. The Eds look through the window and saw the plane they're going to ride, Japan Airlines. They showed their tickets to a female Japanese flight attendant and she looked at tickets carefully.
"My, it looks like you'll be staying in 1st class, kids. How ever did you get these tickets?" Asked the flight attendant.
"Well, let just say a family member gave me the tickets for a special day." Smirked Eddy.
"I see. Well then, enjoy your flight, and thank you for choosing Japan Airlines. Sayonara!" bowed the flight attendant.
As they went pass through the gate, the three Eds have finally made it to 1st class. It had everything they ever wanted: free snacks and sushi, big screen TV, portable headphones, and online Internet access with free games. They were made in the shade. As the plane took off, they waved one last good bye to Peach Creek and the Cul-De-Sac.
Edd: Good-bye mother and father! Good-bye school! Good-bye my 5,362 ants!
Ed: Bye baby sister! Bye Johnny and Plank! Bye Jimmy! Bye Rolf! Bye chickens! Hey, I can see my house from here. Then three seagulls flew by Hi Penelope, Edmund, and Nester!
Eddy: Good riddance to Kevin and the Kanker Sisters! And HELLOOOOOO fame and fortune!
The plane flew higher and higher until their hometown is nothing more than a gleaming little dot. The Eds were enjoying their flight, playing and talking all day, and sleeping all night. 3-4 days has passed, and the Eds were sound asleep. When suddenly, the plane landed with a big thump, which woke up Double D and Eddy. Eddy shoved Ed's shoulder to wake him up, since he was still sleeping.
"Are we there yet?" mumbled Ed with drool all over his mouth.
"Of course we're are lumpy. Look out the window!" Eddy pushed Ed's head to the window seat, and Ed suddenly stared at the Sendai airport and the surrounding Japanese buildings! They've finally arrived to Japan!
"COOL!" Ed cried and pulled out his head out of the window pain.
"Well what are we waiting for?" Asked Eddy in excitement. "Let's go!"
The Eds quickly rushed out of the plane in a gust of wind before anyone could. Claimed their luggage, packed up some tour guides, maps, jawbreakers, rice crackers and curry bread from the nearest convenience store (Good thing Double D has been freshing up his Japanese along the way), and heads out of the airport.
"Jumping Jiranimo!" Exclaimed Eddy with surprise. "I never knew Japan would look this good! All green and civilized."
"Banzai!" Shouted Ed with his arm waving.
"Well let's not dilly-dally on sighting seeing gentlemen." Complained Double D, holding up a map and the letter. "But according to this map, we're at Sendai, which is at least 30-50 miles away from Honshu."
Eddy dropped his jaw after hearing Double D's last statement. "50 miles?! That'll take us forever!"
Ed scratched the side of his head in curiosity. "How're we gonna make it to the mansion Double D?"
Double D rolled the map and put it into his backpack. "Not to worry my dear friends, I have some expendable solutions."
From then on, the Eds tried various ways to travel: hitchhiking on the back of convenience store trucks, hitching a ride from motor scooter drivers, bicycle rentals, and last but not least, hiking through forest mountains. At that time at the cliff of a mountain, the Eds were exhausted after a close shave with nature.
"*pant*. . .*pant*. . .That was close one!" Gasped Eddy, twisting his sweaty T-shirt to soak out all the sweat. "I thought we're gonna be bear chow for good!"
Double D took off his beanie, then cuts a scene to Double D's hand flip- flopping his beanie, then back to Double D putting it back on. "Oh I concur Eddy, if only SOMEONE hadn't woke that mountain bear with a bear hug."
Then Eddy and Double D turned towards Ed eating his last rice cracker, looking him straight in the eyes. "Come on guys! I thought it was a panda." Cried Ed in despair and fumbled his lips.
"Ed, pandas live in China, not in Japan." Recalled Double D with his intuition.
"Oh, okay. . ." Ed finished his last rice cracker.
"What's the word on the mansion Double D?" Eddy pushes his head out of his T-shirt collar
Double D pulls out the map from his backpack. "Well according to the map, the mansion should be at least 200 meters from here."
Eddy was concerned of Double D's navigation after those many attempts in transportation "Really Double D? Are you sure?"
"The map doesn't lie Eddy, I'm sure your granduncle's mansion is close by." Double D pointed the location of the mansion to Eddy.
"Really?" Eddy continued asking.
"Really!" Double D replied back.
While Eddy and Double D continued arguing, Ed continued eating more food until he saw something out of the cliff. "Home on the reign, huh guys?" Mumbled Ed, slurping his jawbreaker.
"Cut it out Ed!" Shouted Eddy.
"But guys, I think I see. . ." Ed continued pointing at the mansion.
Eddy was so furious of Ed's whining that he grabbed Ed by the collar. " Ed, could you just SHUT UP! If I hear one more peep out of you I'll.HUH?!" Eddy looked over Ed's right shoulder. Right over the cliff is a great view of none other than Edeukyo's mansion estate. " WHOA NELLY!!"
"See? Told ya'!" Recalled Double D in a sarcastic tone and walking toward them.
"Well what are we waiting for? Lets go roughing it!" But suddenly, combine weight of all three of the Eds made the edge of the cliff too uneasy. "UH OH."
They stood still with out breaking a sweat, and Double D whispered to them quietly. "Gentlemen, don't move an inch, don't even think about breathing."
But out of a bush, popped out a little brown rabbit staring at Ed. "Hey look guys, it's a bunn-y. . .ah. . .ah. . ."
"NOT GOOD, NOT GOOD!" Thought Eddy and Double D in unison.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH. . .*plugged*" Eddy quickly plugged Ed's mouth and nostrils with super-duper-secret-marshmallow-surprise pieces from their extra box of chunky puffs.
"Phew! That was a close one. . ." Sighed Eddy with relief. "ACHOOOOOOOO!" The cliff suddenly collapsed from Eddy's gigantic sneeze by surprise. "I hate cartoon surprise takes."
Ed, Edd n' Eddy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. . ."
Faster, and faster, the Eds fell down the cliff like three lead balloons. But when they hit the mountain hill with full impact, they rolled down the hill like bowling balls, and crashed right onto a certain large gate.
"Ehhh. . .STRIIIIIIIIKE!" Mumbled Eddy, seeing Dollar and Yen signs over his head.
"Rubber-Baby-Buggy-Bumpers." Double D was all-dizzy like and lost his balance.
"I think I swallowed some dirt. Nah ha ha." Ed laughed with his stomach full of dirt.
Eddy regained all his senses and looked at the gate. "Man! What hit us? Hey! We're here!"
"Huh?" Then Double D's eyes turn into Bambi eyes after seeing the gate. "Rapture!"
"Is the trip over? BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRPPPP!" Ed belched out the all dirt he ate. "Excuse me. I think I lost my lunch."
" At last! We're finally here boys! Get ready to retire!" Said Eddy with delight.
"This gate reminds me of Baron-O-Beef-Dip's Curse of the Gate to Doomsday, the mini series." Advised Ed with one of his Sci-Fi movie moments.
"Well Whoop-di-doo Ed." Said Eddy carelessly, ignoring whatever Ed said.
"Gentlemen, shouldn't we at least ask someone to open the gate through that speaker." Double D pointed at that speaker near the gate. "Go ahead Eddy. You do it, it's your inheritance."
"Well. . .okay." Shrugged Eddy and then he pushed the doorbell button on the speaker.
Then a cute female voice came out of the speaker. "Mushi, mushi?" Answered the girl in Japanese language.
"He-llo? Do-you-un-der-stand-en-glish? Asked Eddy in a slow but simple pace.
"Yes, I understand english." Replied the girl in English, but in a Japanese accent.
"Good." Sighed Eddy in relief. "Now listen closely! My name is Eddy, and I brought my friends with me from America. We're here about my late granduncle's passing and my inheritance. So will ya' please open the gate?"
"One moment please." The mysterious girl's voice suddenly faded, and then the gates have open slowly."
"Finally!" Shouted Eddy.
But somehow, when the Eds walked through the gate, everything was quiet. . .TOO quiet. When suddenly, the earth started to shake.
"W-w-what's-s-s g-g-going o-on D-Double D-D-D?" Shouted Eddy with shaky tone.
"I-I'm n-not s-sure Ed-d-dy-dy-dy!" Double D answered with his teeth chattering.
"Shoosh, my yeast is rising." Ed put his head to the ground, hearing the vibration from underground.
"W-what I-is it E-e-d-d-d?" Asked Double D.
"STAMPEDE!!!!!!!!!" Shouted Ed in fear.
"W-W-WHAT!!!" Exclaimed Eddy. Without warning, coming from the mansion, a big cloud of dust came dashing toward the Eds.
"Ed was right! It is a stampede!" Recalled Double D
"Yeah, but a stampede of what?" Asked Eddy in fear. "That's what I like to know!"
But when that cloud of smoke came in closer, the Eds could almost see what or who's making that stampede. It was much worse than a stampede of buffaloes, but a stampede of.CUTE BEAUTIFUL MAIDS?!"
"MY GOD!!! IT'S A STAMPEDE OF MAIDS!" Said Double D in a nervous state. "Hundreds of'em!"
"Hundreds? No freakin' way!" Recalled Eddy.
"TOO MANY MAIDS FOR ED!" Ed hid his body under his shirt and green jacket.
"EDIU-SAMA!!!!!!!" Cried the beautiful maid squadron of the Edeukyo mansion.
"NOT GOOD, NOT GOOD!!!"
To be continued.
Preview: ThunderFox JT: Yo! ThunderFox JT here! On the next chapter of Edeukyo Maid Tai, the Eds get their hands full with the ever-lovable Edeukyo Maids, serving their every whim, at least they thought it was their every whim. But then another maid come to see Eddy and explained everything about the mansion, the maids and his granduncle. Find out next time in chapter 3: Love Thy ED, Eddy Meets Mariel. See ya there.
Note: reviews and comments are always accepted. Thank You!
Time for Disclaimer:
This fan fic is a crossover parody of Cartoon Network and A.K.A. Cartoon Productions' Ed, Edd n' Eddy with Hanaukyo Maid Tai. Ed, Edd n' Eddy and Hanaukyo Maid Tai are copyrighted by their owners, so I don't mean to harm them. I'm only using the characters to make my crossover parody fan fic. I'm only making this fan fic more interesting. SO PLEASE DON"T SEW ME!!!!! Thank you for your support.
Jonathan "ThunderFox JT" Santos
Chapter 2: ServicED is Our Specialty
Last time, the Eds came out penniless with another scam backfired. But when the mail came in at Eddy's house, Eddy receives a letter by someone from Honshu, Japan. But who could've sent the letter to Eddy in such short notice?
"Maybe it's a blood-thirsty ninja assassin from the Supasushi-clan who sends eerie messages to their victims, like in the kung fu movies." Said Ed, imitating a ninja while wearing a scarf over his mouth, holding a paper shuriken in a cheesy ninja stance.
"Nah, get over it ninja boy, I bet it's a secret admirer who read my good looking profile in the Internet, oh I'm such a lady's man." Eddy recalled, kissing his puny muscles.
Double D sighed from his so-called friends' wild ideas. "Oh p-lease! Could you at least open the envelope and see who's it from."
"Yeah, Yeah whatever." Eddy carelessly opened the envelope and began reading the letter.
"Let me see Eddy!" Ed shouted while breathing over Eddy's back.
"Cut it out Ed, your stinky breath is wrinkling the letter!" Eddy pushed him over, but instead he pushed himself back since he's weaker than Ed is.
"*groans* Okay, where was I; Dear grandnephew, If you're. . .uh. . .you're. . .Argh, I can't read these fancy-snazzy squiggly words." Shrugged Eddy. "You read it Double D."
"Sometimes it's hard to be the only one with advanced literature skills and knowledge, a curse I'm afraid." Sighed Double D, and he pulled out his special reading glasses so he can read the letter for him. " Okay, now let me see."
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Dear grandnephew,
If you're reading this letter, that means I am no longer living in this world and left to the "Great Beyond". It's been so long I haven't seen you since you were a baby. While in loving care of your parents and my so- called half brother in America, I've dreamed to see you one last time before I died. I'm very sorry for this uncertain plot, and in return, I decided t to leave my mansion estate and fortune as your inheritance since I have no descendents in my country. I have enclosed some plane tickets for your safe arrival as soon as possible. May your life fill with happiness of my eternal gratitude.
Sincerely,
Echigo Edeukyo
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"My word, that was beautiful. T_T" cried Double D in an emotional moment. "I feel so sorry for his lonely death. . ." But Eddy then grabbed the letter from his hands, drooling over that last statement.
"Oh thank you, thank you, thank you!" Eddy was overjoyed in excitement. "After all those meaningless attempts of my "Get Rich Quick" scams, I've finally getting the one thing I deserve, cash, cash, and more CASH!"
" You're in the bunny, Eddy!" Said Ed in a goofy look. "That's money, chowder head." Recalled Eddy.
"Eddy! I'm ashamed of you, have you any moral decency and respect for your granduncle's death?" Double D complained in serious tone because of Eddy's cruel intentions.
"Yeah, so what sock head? As long as I'm getting his money, I'll be made- in-the." Suddenly, Eddy's brain snapped. "Wait! Did you say Echigo Edeukyo?"
"Well yes, what makes you so concern? IF you are!" Answered Double D.
"I think I remember something, like. a flashback!" Then the scenery turned blurry as the flashback began.
"Ahhh! My face is blurry!" Screamed Ed. "Shut Up Ed!"
Flashback
It was 6 years ago, way before my granddad ran over stop signs, he told me stories about his half-brother from Japan. His name was Echigo Edeukyo, and he's one of my favorite relatives who changed my life. He even told me one story about my great granddad that used to travel the world. Years after WWI, my great granddad went to Japan to see the sights. But suddenly, he met a beautiful girl named Miyuki, the heir of the Edeukyo clan, one of Japan's most richest clans and nobles. They were made for each other and shared forbidden love, I don't know what that means, but I think that's how my granduncle was born. But somehow the clan was furious when they found out Miyuki was eloping with a foreigner, especially an American. And for that matter, my great granddad returned to America, never to see his loving Miyuki-chan ever again. When WWII broke out, Miyuki raised a loving son in loving memory of her first love. Granddad told me how kind Echigo was when I was a baby and the good times we shared: playing horsy and patty cake, and most importantly. HE EVEN BOUGHT ME MY FIRST JAWBREAKER! Then left to Japan to continue his work. After that, he stopped coming since he was too busy with social business with the clan. That was the last time I remember about him and I. . .I. . .I miss him!
Flash forward
The scenery returned back to normal, and Eddy was crying over Double D's shoulder. "Double D! You're were right, I should have paid more respect to his death."
"Don't worry Eddy, I know your granduncle may forgive you, he just wanted to make you happy." Double D patted Eddy's back to calm him down, but then Ed started to shed tears as well. "Ed, you too?"
"Uh, huh." Ed hummed in with a drippy nose and blew it with a dirty handkerchief. "I wish I had a granduncle like Eddy's!"
"Thanks for the pick-me-up, Double D" Eddy snorts his nose with all the drippy mucus from his nostrils. "I would really love to bring you guys with me, but there's not enough tickets for the trip."
"Oh contraire Eddy, but there's still more writing on the back of this letter" Double D revealed the backside of the letter.
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P.S. One of my maids enclosed two extra plane tickets for two of your friends, you can bring them to the mansion if you like.
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"Woo Hoo! Looks like we're going together huh boys." Eddy smirked while holding his two best buddies with joy.
"Indeed Eddy, just like old times." Concurred Double D. "Like the Three Musketeers."
"All FOR ONE. . ."
"AND GRAVY FOR ALL!"
"This is gonna be tougher than I thought." Said Eddy in a worried look.
The next day, the Eds have reunited themselves at the bus stop, carrying their luggage and escentials. But Ed carried everything from his room, same as usual.
"Okay boys, did everyone gotten their parent's permission?" Asked Eddy.
"Affirmative Eddy!" Double D agreed, showing his parent's permission slip in computer format.
"Me too Eddy!" Shouted Ed in a happy tone. "Sarah wanted to come, but mom and dad said no because it's too expensive."
Double D and Eddy sighed in relief, wiping off the sweat of their foreheads. "Lucky for us Ed, imagine what would've been like if Sarah tagged along."
"Indeed, I doubt Sarah would've killed us if we didn't took her to this year's Hamtaro Convention." Giving the thought about it, Double D started to shake in fear.
"Gross!" Ed agreed.
Eddy pushed Ed out of the way and saw the bus. "Hey Look! The bus is here!" The bus has finally arrived since its next stop is Peach Creek International Airport, but then Kevin rode along and saw the Eds.
"Hey Dorks!" Kevin smirked and stopped his bike for a while. "What are you three doing here? Don't you know it's a school day?"
"We're going to the Airport, KEVIN." Said Eddy sarcastically.
"Oh Really, to where? Dorkannia. Ha ha." Kevin laughed at the Eds.
"No Kevin, we're going to Japan." Answered Ed.
"To see Eddy receive his inheritance from his deeply departed granduncle." Agreed Double D.
Kevin bluffed of their excuse, since he doesn't believe them. "Granduncle, Smanduncle, big deal. My dad got a new promotion from the jawbreaker factory, and he earns ten times more money than your stupid drop- dead old fart."
Eddy was furious and face turned burning red. "Hey! Don't you dare talk about my granduncle that way, Kevin! When we get to Japan, you're gonna regret the day you mess with me, my friends, and my granduncle's death."
"Yeah, whatever. Well, smell ya later dorks! If I wanna." Kevin gave them a raspberry and rode off back to school.
"My word Eddy, that was intriguing." Eddy's self-respect amazed double D. "I never seen you act like that before."
"Eddy's da' MAN!" Cheered Ed, giving Eddy a pat-on-the-back, but hit him too hard.
"Well, he was pissin' me off, so I had to say it. Nobody disrespects my family." Eddy stood up wiping the dirt off his clothes. "Come on, let get in the bus to the airport as soon as possible."
"Right!" Ed and Double nodded in unison.
And so, the Eds put their bags away inside the trunk, got in the bus, and drove away. A half an hour has passed, and the Eds have arrived to Peach Creek International Airport, with their luggage sent to the baggage drop, and their tickets ready. They passed through the metal detectors, Eddy and Double D were okay, but the alarm sounded off after Ed passed through. The security guards scanned the half-witted Ed-boy with their handheld metal detectors. They searched him, but instead it tickles him. Then the guards took off Ed's green jacket, and searched through it pockets. All they could find was an old-fashioned metal toaster, a die cast model of a rocket ship, and a stack of limited edition, metallic cover Slug-U-La magazines, Ed was clear to go.
They arrived at Gate 32, where their flight to Japan is waiting. The Eds look through the window and saw the plane they're going to ride, Japan Airlines. They showed their tickets to a female Japanese flight attendant and she looked at tickets carefully.
"My, it looks like you'll be staying in 1st class, kids. How ever did you get these tickets?" Asked the flight attendant.
"Well, let just say a family member gave me the tickets for a special day." Smirked Eddy.
"I see. Well then, enjoy your flight, and thank you for choosing Japan Airlines. Sayonara!" bowed the flight attendant.
As they went pass through the gate, the three Eds have finally made it to 1st class. It had everything they ever wanted: free snacks and sushi, big screen TV, portable headphones, and online Internet access with free games. They were made in the shade. As the plane took off, they waved one last good bye to Peach Creek and the Cul-De-Sac.
Edd: Good-bye mother and father! Good-bye school! Good-bye my 5,362 ants!
Ed: Bye baby sister! Bye Johnny and Plank! Bye Jimmy! Bye Rolf! Bye chickens! Hey, I can see my house from here. Then three seagulls flew by Hi Penelope, Edmund, and Nester!
Eddy: Good riddance to Kevin and the Kanker Sisters! And HELLOOOOOO fame and fortune!
The plane flew higher and higher until their hometown is nothing more than a gleaming little dot. The Eds were enjoying their flight, playing and talking all day, and sleeping all night. 3-4 days has passed, and the Eds were sound asleep. When suddenly, the plane landed with a big thump, which woke up Double D and Eddy. Eddy shoved Ed's shoulder to wake him up, since he was still sleeping.
"Are we there yet?" mumbled Ed with drool all over his mouth.
"Of course we're are lumpy. Look out the window!" Eddy pushed Ed's head to the window seat, and Ed suddenly stared at the Sendai airport and the surrounding Japanese buildings! They've finally arrived to Japan!
"COOL!" Ed cried and pulled out his head out of the window pain.
"Well what are we waiting for?" Asked Eddy in excitement. "Let's go!"
The Eds quickly rushed out of the plane in a gust of wind before anyone could. Claimed their luggage, packed up some tour guides, maps, jawbreakers, rice crackers and curry bread from the nearest convenience store (Good thing Double D has been freshing up his Japanese along the way), and heads out of the airport.
"Jumping Jiranimo!" Exclaimed Eddy with surprise. "I never knew Japan would look this good! All green and civilized."
"Banzai!" Shouted Ed with his arm waving.
"Well let's not dilly-dally on sighting seeing gentlemen." Complained Double D, holding up a map and the letter. "But according to this map, we're at Sendai, which is at least 30-50 miles away from Honshu."
Eddy dropped his jaw after hearing Double D's last statement. "50 miles?! That'll take us forever!"
Ed scratched the side of his head in curiosity. "How're we gonna make it to the mansion Double D?"
Double D rolled the map and put it into his backpack. "Not to worry my dear friends, I have some expendable solutions."
From then on, the Eds tried various ways to travel: hitchhiking on the back of convenience store trucks, hitching a ride from motor scooter drivers, bicycle rentals, and last but not least, hiking through forest mountains. At that time at the cliff of a mountain, the Eds were exhausted after a close shave with nature.
"*pant*. . .*pant*. . .That was close one!" Gasped Eddy, twisting his sweaty T-shirt to soak out all the sweat. "I thought we're gonna be bear chow for good!"
Double D took off his beanie, then cuts a scene to Double D's hand flip- flopping his beanie, then back to Double D putting it back on. "Oh I concur Eddy, if only SOMEONE hadn't woke that mountain bear with a bear hug."
Then Eddy and Double D turned towards Ed eating his last rice cracker, looking him straight in the eyes. "Come on guys! I thought it was a panda." Cried Ed in despair and fumbled his lips.
"Ed, pandas live in China, not in Japan." Recalled Double D with his intuition.
"Oh, okay. . ." Ed finished his last rice cracker.
"What's the word on the mansion Double D?" Eddy pushes his head out of his T-shirt collar
Double D pulls out the map from his backpack. "Well according to the map, the mansion should be at least 200 meters from here."
Eddy was concerned of Double D's navigation after those many attempts in transportation "Really Double D? Are you sure?"
"The map doesn't lie Eddy, I'm sure your granduncle's mansion is close by." Double D pointed the location of the mansion to Eddy.
"Really?" Eddy continued asking.
"Really!" Double D replied back.
While Eddy and Double D continued arguing, Ed continued eating more food until he saw something out of the cliff. "Home on the reign, huh guys?" Mumbled Ed, slurping his jawbreaker.
"Cut it out Ed!" Shouted Eddy.
"But guys, I think I see. . ." Ed continued pointing at the mansion.
Eddy was so furious of Ed's whining that he grabbed Ed by the collar. " Ed, could you just SHUT UP! If I hear one more peep out of you I'll.HUH?!" Eddy looked over Ed's right shoulder. Right over the cliff is a great view of none other than Edeukyo's mansion estate. " WHOA NELLY!!"
"See? Told ya'!" Recalled Double D in a sarcastic tone and walking toward them.
"Well what are we waiting for? Lets go roughing it!" But suddenly, combine weight of all three of the Eds made the edge of the cliff too uneasy. "UH OH."
They stood still with out breaking a sweat, and Double D whispered to them quietly. "Gentlemen, don't move an inch, don't even think about breathing."
But out of a bush, popped out a little brown rabbit staring at Ed. "Hey look guys, it's a bunn-y. . .ah. . .ah. . ."
"NOT GOOD, NOT GOOD!" Thought Eddy and Double D in unison.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH. . .*plugged*" Eddy quickly plugged Ed's mouth and nostrils with super-duper-secret-marshmallow-surprise pieces from their extra box of chunky puffs.
"Phew! That was a close one. . ." Sighed Eddy with relief. "ACHOOOOOOOO!" The cliff suddenly collapsed from Eddy's gigantic sneeze by surprise. "I hate cartoon surprise takes."
Ed, Edd n' Eddy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. . ."
Faster, and faster, the Eds fell down the cliff like three lead balloons. But when they hit the mountain hill with full impact, they rolled down the hill like bowling balls, and crashed right onto a certain large gate.
"Ehhh. . .STRIIIIIIIIKE!" Mumbled Eddy, seeing Dollar and Yen signs over his head.
"Rubber-Baby-Buggy-Bumpers." Double D was all-dizzy like and lost his balance.
"I think I swallowed some dirt. Nah ha ha." Ed laughed with his stomach full of dirt.
Eddy regained all his senses and looked at the gate. "Man! What hit us? Hey! We're here!"
"Huh?" Then Double D's eyes turn into Bambi eyes after seeing the gate. "Rapture!"
"Is the trip over? BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRPPPP!" Ed belched out the all dirt he ate. "Excuse me. I think I lost my lunch."
" At last! We're finally here boys! Get ready to retire!" Said Eddy with delight.
"This gate reminds me of Baron-O-Beef-Dip's Curse of the Gate to Doomsday, the mini series." Advised Ed with one of his Sci-Fi movie moments.
"Well Whoop-di-doo Ed." Said Eddy carelessly, ignoring whatever Ed said.
"Gentlemen, shouldn't we at least ask someone to open the gate through that speaker." Double D pointed at that speaker near the gate. "Go ahead Eddy. You do it, it's your inheritance."
"Well. . .okay." Shrugged Eddy and then he pushed the doorbell button on the speaker.
Then a cute female voice came out of the speaker. "Mushi, mushi?" Answered the girl in Japanese language.
"He-llo? Do-you-un-der-stand-en-glish? Asked Eddy in a slow but simple pace.
"Yes, I understand english." Replied the girl in English, but in a Japanese accent.
"Good." Sighed Eddy in relief. "Now listen closely! My name is Eddy, and I brought my friends with me from America. We're here about my late granduncle's passing and my inheritance. So will ya' please open the gate?"
"One moment please." The mysterious girl's voice suddenly faded, and then the gates have open slowly."
"Finally!" Shouted Eddy.
But somehow, when the Eds walked through the gate, everything was quiet. . .TOO quiet. When suddenly, the earth started to shake.
"W-w-what's-s-s g-g-going o-on D-Double D-D-D?" Shouted Eddy with shaky tone.
"I-I'm n-not s-sure Ed-d-dy-dy-dy!" Double D answered with his teeth chattering.
"Shoosh, my yeast is rising." Ed put his head to the ground, hearing the vibration from underground.
"W-what I-is it E-e-d-d-d?" Asked Double D.
"STAMPEDE!!!!!!!!!" Shouted Ed in fear.
"W-W-WHAT!!!" Exclaimed Eddy. Without warning, coming from the mansion, a big cloud of dust came dashing toward the Eds.
"Ed was right! It is a stampede!" Recalled Double D
"Yeah, but a stampede of what?" Asked Eddy in fear. "That's what I like to know!"
But when that cloud of smoke came in closer, the Eds could almost see what or who's making that stampede. It was much worse than a stampede of buffaloes, but a stampede of.CUTE BEAUTIFUL MAIDS?!"
"MY GOD!!! IT'S A STAMPEDE OF MAIDS!" Said Double D in a nervous state. "Hundreds of'em!"
"Hundreds? No freakin' way!" Recalled Eddy.
"TOO MANY MAIDS FOR ED!" Ed hid his body under his shirt and green jacket.
"EDIU-SAMA!!!!!!!" Cried the beautiful maid squadron of the Edeukyo mansion.
"NOT GOOD, NOT GOOD!!!"
To be continued.
Preview: ThunderFox JT: Yo! ThunderFox JT here! On the next chapter of Edeukyo Maid Tai, the Eds get their hands full with the ever-lovable Edeukyo Maids, serving their every whim, at least they thought it was their every whim. But then another maid come to see Eddy and explained everything about the mansion, the maids and his granduncle. Find out next time in chapter 3: Love Thy ED, Eddy Meets Mariel. See ya there.
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