EDeukyo Maid Tai

By: Jonathan "ThunderFox JT" Santos nadiaja@bellsouth.net tfjt_2000@yahoo.com

Time for a disclaimer:

This fan fic is a crossover parody of Cartoon Network and A.K.A. Cartoon Productions' Ed, Edd n' Eddy with Hanaukyo Maid Tai. Ed, Edd n' Eddy and Hanaukyo Maid Tai are copyrighted by their owners, so I don't mean to harm them. I'm only using the characters for my crossover parody fan fic. I'm only making this fan fic more interesting. SO PLEASE DON'T SEW ME! Thank you for your support.

Jonathan "ThunderFox JT" Santos

Notice:

Since this fan fic is PG-13, this chapter may contain some nudity (don't worry, there's only one scene with nudity), minor adult content or anything that's fan service related (minor anime hentai or cheesecake). It is advised that you do not read this chapter if you're at least14 or older. But nonetheless, it is still mostly humor and anime parody so it doesn't change anything.

Chapter 3: Love Thy Ed, Eddy Meets Mariel

As the story goes, Eddy receives a letter from his late granduncle and inherits his mansion and fortune. And doing so, the Eds head to Honshu, Japan; from 1st class travel by airplane to hiking in the mountains. They've gone to a heck of lot of trouble, but they finally made it to Edeukyo Mansion, but without warning, a squadron of cute maids were heading straight in their way.

"Gentlemen. . .it looks like this the end for us." Cried Double D in fear.

"It's been nice knowing ya' guys. . .WHAT AM I SAYIN'?!" Eddy exaggerated of the outcome. "I'm too handsome to die!"

Ed stood with his finger pushing his lower lip and answered. "Nope, can't think up a word guys."

They held on together, closer and closer, the maids ran at them with full speed. Finally, they were pounced in a cloud of dust. As the smoke cleared, the maids were gone, and the only ones standing were Ed and Double D.

Double D had his eyes closed; he opened one eye, then the other, and finally noticed that the maids were gone. "Strange. . .my body feels physically in tacked, and I haven't felt any physical impact." He said in confusion. "It's looks like they're gone. Ed, are you okay?"

"I'm hungry." Answered Ed in his idiotic state.

"I'll take that as a yes." Double D recalled. "Anywho, where's Eddy?"

But then, a faint cry came from behind Ed and Double D. "GUYS! HELP Meee. . ." It was Eddy, pleading in terrible agony as the maids smothered him with their love and kindness of the arrival their new master, not to mention their well-endowed busty bodies.

"This is way beyond PG-13!" Cried Eddy, struggling out like a deer thrown into a pack of hungry wolves. But then another maid grabbed him, and smothered him into her breast.

"Okaeri nasai, Ediu-sama!" Greeted the smothering maid in a crimson apron.

Then another maid grabbed Eddy and smothered him with all her "love". "It's so good to see you, Ediu-sama!"

"We've been waiting for your arrival for sooooo long! Cried another maid, hugging Eddy with all her might.

"My name is not Ediu-sama!" Eddy shrugged with his face all red in embarrassment. "ACK! And could you please let go of me, I can't breathe!"

"For Heaven's sake Ed!" Exclaimed Double D, worried about the fate of their beloved companion. "Eddy doesn't stand a chance. If those maids don't let go of Eddy soon, he'll suffocate!"

"Don't worry Double D, they're just playing!" Smiled Ed.

"I hope you're right Ed." Double D doubts Ed's conclusion, but then Eddy's whole body changes from red to purple, from purple to gray, then finally from gray to pale green.

"Can't. . .hold. . .much. . .longer. . ." Thought Eddy, feeling his life squeezed out of his body. But suddenly, all the maids let go of Eddy, and formed into a semi-circle.

Eddy was able to breathe once again, changing back into his pink skin color once again. "Finally, I thought I was going to that big candy store in the sky!" Eddy gasped heavily for air and he was able to breathe freely. "What's up with you Asian girls? Can't a guy live through his personal space? (For crying out loud! Now I'm talking like the sock head. )"

"Doshute no, Ediu-sama?" Ask the maids in unison.

"For the last time, my name is not Ediu-sama!"

Eddy is a bit ticked off from hearing that name over and over, but then a black haired maid stepped forward, and walked toward Eddy. She was wearing a short orange blouse with a white apron, a white maid cap, and two pigtails with orange hair ornaments on both sides.

"Of course it's your name, Ediu-sama." Said the black haired maid. "Around here, we pronounce, "Eddy" as in "Ediu", and "sama" means "master" or "lord"."

"Me? Master?" Eddy was surprised to hear that. "Hey, I like that sound of that. Me, master Eddy, or lord Eddy. No one has ever called me that."

"Oh brother." Said Double D.

"Oh my lasagna!" Recalled Ed.

The maid giggled in a cute, but mysterious way. "It's our duty to serve your every whim, and now, let me show you my "devotion" to my duty."

"What?" Asked Eddy in a nervous look.

The black haired maid put her hands onto Eddy's cheeks. Eddy started to sweat and mumble without words and syllables. She puckered up her lips, closed her eyes, and then she kissed Eddy. . .ON THE LIPS!

Ed and Double D gasped as they see Eddy's lips met her sweet lips. At the heat of the moment, smoke came out of Eddy's ears, his face turned red again and suddenly, he blacked out.

Hours later, Eddy regained consciousness and slowly opened his eyes. "Uhmmm, what hit me?" Eddy groaned and felt a slight headache after waking up. "The last thing I remembered I was in front of my granduncle's mansion with Ed and Double D, and the next thing I was attacked by hundreds of maids. Was it real?"

Eddy shook his head, thinking that it couldn't happen like that. "Nah it couldn't be, it must've been a crazy dream." Yawned Eddy. "Oh well, back to bed." Eddy punched his pillow, covered himself with an "unfamiliar" decorated blanket, and went back to sleep. In a second, he opened one eye and it grew like a saucer, realizing the sudden change of scenery.

"Wait a minute, this isn't my bed." Said Eddy. "On second thought, this isn't my room!" He pulled out the covers, jumped out of that big fancy bed he slept on, and looked around the gigantic bedroom. "WHERE THE HELL AM I. . .AM I. . .AM I. . .AM I?" Eddy's voice echoed through out the bedroom.

"Oh no! This isn't a dream! I must be inside my granduncle's mansion, and that kiss.yuck! I've been kissed by girl!" Eddy spits out all the so-called "cooties" and wipes his mouth off. "Hey, what am I wearing?"

He then noticed he was wearing a brand new pair of light blue pajamas, feeling the smooth material of his jammies. "Whoa! These pajamas are made out of pure silk; this must've cost a fortune. Hey, and it got my name on it, with a 24 karat gold label."

Eddy never thought that his granduncle was THAT rich, so he decided to stay here for a while. "Wait until the guys see me with this, and speaking of which, were the heck are they? Might as well look for them."

Eddy went to the bedroom door and opened it. When his head peeked out of the door, he turned his head left to right to see if the coast is clear. Eddy was amazed, he never seen soo many rooms in a hallway that long. "Jumpin' Juranimo! It'll take me forever to find them!"

"Hey Eddy!" Cried a familiar and yet idiotic voice

"Over here Eddy!" Shouted another familiar voice.

Eddy turned around and saw Ed and Double D, wearing pajamas as well. "Guys! Am I glad to see you here!" Eddy was overjoyed to see his buddies again. "What? You're wearing silk pajamas too?"

"Well actually Eddy, we're surprised as you are." Recalled Double D scratching the back of his head. "When you blacked out, Ed and I decided to assist you, including the maids. They clothed you and took care of you, I was impressed that they even took care of our injured wounds from falling off that mountain."(As seen from chapter 2- JT)

"And stuck in this mansion we are!" Smiled Ed.

"Well boys, I don't know what the heck is goin' on in this crazy mansion." Eddy puts his hands in his pj pockets. "I say we change our duds, and find the guy who's taking care of this place."

"Affirmative Eddy." Agreed Double D.

"Okey-dokey, Smokey." Ed ranted with one of his stupid rhymes again.

And so, the Eds went back to their separate rooms, changed back with a new clean set of their regular clothes, and explored the great halls of the Edeukyo Mansion. Walking along the hallways, the Eds see some maids dusting very rare Old World furniture and expensive crafts with care.

"Kombanwa Ediu-sama." Greeted one of the maids, dusting the furniture.

"O' Genki desu ka Ediu-sama?" Greeted another maid, dusting an exquisite ceramic vase.

Everywhere they go; they see maids vacuuming the rug, maids placing 15- foot window curtains, maids arranging flowers in the vases, and through the window, even maids paddling on dusty carpet. No matter where the Eds go there'll be more maids waiting to greet their young master while tending their scheduled chores.

"My word, this mansion is overrun with cute maids!" Exclaimed Double D.

"I never seen soo many maids, guys!" Gawked Ed.

"There's no end to this!" Shivered Eddy. "Why my granduncle hired all these maids?"

Then a female voice mysteriously answered eddy's question. "That's because your granduncle had a great fond for cute girls."

"If it wasn't for him, all of these maid would never get employed. He was a very generous man." When the Eds heard her voice, they saw a light purple haired girl wearing a long gray blue blouse with a white apron, a white maid cap, and a cute red bow tied to her collar. She seems to be much older than the Eds, at least 16 or 17 years old.

"I apologize, it would seem that I've neglected to introduce myself." She said, and she greeted them with a traditional bow. "Watashi wa MARIEL desu."

"What?" Eddy asked, not knowing what she said. "Double D, what did she say in English?"

"She said her name is Mariel." Answered Double D.

"Oh, well it's nice to here that, whatever she said." Said Eddy, pointing himself and his friends. "My name's Eddy, Echigo Edeukyo's grandnephew, and these are my friends."

"My name's Edd, with two Ds, but you can call me Double D." Greeted Double D, he bowed to Mariel as well.

"And my name is Ed, but you can call me Ed." Ed bowed, but he whacked his head on the floor instead.

"Oh my, it's seemed you have very interesting friends their, Ediu-sama." Giggled Mariel. "But since all of you are wide awake, your late granduncle requested me to show you a cinematic will at the screening room."

"A movie? Well fine by me, lead us the way Mariel." Said Eddy.

"Right this way gentlemen." Said Mariel and the Eds followed her to the screening room.

Inside the screening room, the Eds were sitting down eating popcorn and candy, while Mariel sets up the film into the projector, and played the movie. And there he was, Eddy's granduncle on the big screen.

"Are you gonna share that popcorn Eddy?" Asked Double D.

"Konichiwa Eddy or should I say hello." Said the projection of the late Echigo Edeukyo. "If you're watching this, that means I have finally rest in peace, leaving you my fortune and my mansion as your new home. This is a gift of apology for all the birthdays and visits I've missed, if only I lived much longer to see how much you've grown and how your dear family was doing." Then appeared a cut scene of the many enjoyments of the mansion, indoor game room, a water park (not to mention the cute maids in their bikinis), a gigantic bathroom and much more. "You'll be happy to see the many pleasures and surroundings that await you in the mansion, it's like heaven. You will never get lonely as long as my maids serve you with all their love and devotion. And now, I bid you farewell. And Mariel, please take care of my grandnephew and his friends as my last wish." Then the movie stopped playing, and the projector was turned off.

Eddy was pretty impressed about his granduncle's last words. "Man, I never knew my granduncle would leave all of this to me." Said Eddy.

"Indeed Ediu-sama." Said Mariel coming out of the projector room. "Because your granduncle loved you soo much after all those lonely years he had, even being far apart from your family. That's why he left you his mansion as inheritance."

Eddy was listening, but instead he started to blush while looking at Mariel's perfectly figured body and innocent face. "Y-Yeah. . .I can see that."

"Are you okay Ediu-sama?" Asked Mariel, but then Eddy shook his head, realizing after the trance.

"What? Yeah I'm okay, it's just that I'm getting a little tired, that's all." Eddy crossed his arms and blunted.

Mariel: "Should I prepare you a bath before you sleep?"

Eddy: "Sure, why not? Oh and I would like to ask one favor."

Mariel: "And what is your desire?"

Eddy cleared his throat and gave in a declarable speech. "As the new master of the Edeukyo mansion, I would like that all maids should also serve my friends Ed and Double D like they serve me."

"COOL!" Shouted Ed.

"Eddy! I can't believe my ears, are you really going to let the maids serve us as well?" Exclaimed Double D with joy.

"Of course! It's the least I can do for my bestest friends in the whole wide world, now that I'm living in the life of luxury." Eddy snapped his finger with a smirk. "Isn't that right Mariel?"

"Of course Ediu-sama, it would be our pleasure to serve Edsu-sama (Master Ed) and Nidi-sama (Master Double D) as our new masters." Mariel bowed to Ed and Double D. "Now then, let me escort you to the bathroom, I know you will find it most "invigorating"."

At bathroom, the Eds sighed in relief while enjoying the perfectly warm water. Eddy couldn't believe himself about how big is the bathroom.

"Jeez Louise, she wasn't kidding about the "invigorating" part." Said Eddy as he held a cold wet waistcloth over his head. "I mean look at this, this tub's 10 times bigger than Peach Creek Lake."

As Eddy continued to exaggerate, Double D twiddled his thumbs and looked up at the ceiling. "Cheer up Eddy, at least this bathroom looks very artistic, like that statue of a beautiful maiden pouring hot water out of its pitcher."

"Double D, you might be right." Said Eddy and sat back with his hands behind his head. "Maybe I should relax more often and forget about everything that happened earlier today."

"That's the spirit Eddy." Double D sighed and looked at Ed. "How are you feeling Ed?"

"Nah ha, I'm half-boiled." Answered Ed with his idiotic smile.

"Okay. . ."

Everything was silent, not a care in their world, but then bubbles starting to come out in front of the Eds. With a mean smirk, Eddy slowly turned toward Ed, which he was feeling "too" relaxed. "ED! Quit farting in the water!"

Eddy grabbed Ed's neck, strangling on the poor buffoon. "It wasn't me Eddy! I haven't eaten any of my favorite can of Boston baked beans yet!" Coughed up Ed. "I was saving it for a midnight snack."

"Oh, a smart guy huh. . ." Eddy paused for a moment, realizing that Ed can't be THAT smart. ". . .forget I said that. Was it you sock head?"

Double D waved his hands hysterically. "Honestly Eddy! I never do anything soo unsanitary in public."

Eddy scratched his head in confusion. " Well if you guys didn't do it, and I know I didn't do it, then who's making those bubbles?"

Out of nowhere, three teenaged girls emerged from the bubbles. "HAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII!!!"

Eddy stood up in shock and quickly grabbed his waistcloth to cover his "wet willie". "AHHH! IT'S THAT CHICK WHO KISSED ME! Wait a second. . .oh no, there's THREE of 'em!" Blushed Eddy.

"Correction Eddy, they're triplets! And my God, they're NAKED!" Double D shielded his eyes in emberrasment.

"Barnacle!" Cried Ed staring at them with his Bambi eyes.

Eddy: "Ed, you're sick."

Double D: "Well his IQ is way below average, Eddy."

Eddy: "Don't remind me. Why are you girls doing here? Don't you know the word "privacy" around here?"

Ignoring his question, the three girls then pounced on all three Eds, holding their arm around them, and each Ed head held between their cleavage. "Don't be soo mean Ediu-sama, you remember me kissing you, do you?" Said the first girl holding Eddy.

"Don't remind me. . ." Eddy's eyes turned at each side of her cleavage. ". . .which ever you are?"

"We were just here to wash you backs." Said the 2nd one holding Double D.

"W-wash our backs?" Mumbled Double with his face red.

"Yes, it's our duty to help wash our master." Said the 3rd one holding Ed.

"Doody?" Said Ed.

The triplets let go of the Eds and rubbed themselves with soap gel. "Now then, just relax and enjoy while we do "all the rest"." Said the 2nd one rubbing more soap on her body.

Eddy grits his teeth and suddenly yelled at them. "STOP IT! We don't want our backs washed."

The triplets stopped rubbing more soap on themselves. "Why not Ediu- sama?" Asked the triplets in unison.

Eddy raised his fist and lowered his head in anger. "Because. . .because I can't stand anymore of this humiliation! For once I wish you maids just leave me alone in privacy! And further more. . .huh?" Before finishing his last sentence, he noticed the triplets were sitting near the statue far away from the Eds, staring at Eddy with very sad expressions.

"Was it something I said?" Questioned Eddy and he scratched his head.

"For shame Eddy, how could you say such things?" Double D was disgusted by Eddy's lack of respecting feminine modesty. "Those young ladies maybe perverted or even worse than the Kanker Sisters (Wouldn't we all ^_^;), but can't you see they're trying to please us with all their love and devotion. They're maids, they serve to please their master, even if it means washing our backs. . .with their. . .beautiful. . .delicate. . .bodies." Shrugged Double D thinking about the worse they could do.

"Santa knows all and sees all, a lump of coal for Eddy." Ed agrees with Double D, or so he thought.

"So?" Asked Eddy in a sarcastic tone.

Double D pointed at the triplets. "Why don't you apologize the triplets and let them wash our backs."

"*groans*. . .all right! I'll apologize, so get off my back." Eddy took one step forward, kicked a little, and nervously asked the triplets. "Uh girls? I-I-I sssssssssorry about what I said earlier."

"Really Ediu-sama?" The triplets then shed their tears in relief.

Eddy: "Really."

Triplets: "Does that mean we can still wash your backs?"

Eddy: "Yes, you can still wash our backs."

Triplets: "WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"

And so, the triplets washed their backs, even though it seemed too mature for their age so the Eds let them do it any way so they won't reopen any emotional wounds, but somehow the triplets washed more than their backs. Eddy started to turn red again; even Double D. As for Ed, well lets just say he's enjoying the service they're giving, since he's too stupid to get embarrassed.

"Mmm, tingly! Ha ha ha." Smiled Ed.

"Ed, you're sick, very." Said Double D, surprisingly feeling one of the triplets' breasts rubbing on his back.

"Don't blame lumpy, Double D." Recalled Eddy, struggling out from another cleavage. "He can't even feel embarrassed since he lost his "marbles"."

"No I didn't Eddy, I just left them back home." Ed continues to enjoy his bath with one of the triplets.

The triplets washed the Eds soo good that they drowned them in a full coat of soap foam. "Hey! You didn't tell us your names!" Mumbled Eddy.

Then the triplets lined up in a row. "Allow us to introduce ourselves!"

"My name's Ichigo!" Said the 1st one in the middle.

"Ningo!" Said the 2nd one in the left.

"Sango!" Said the 3rd one in the right.

"Great, just what we need, another trio of sisters falling in love with us. . .but cuter." Eddy washed up all the foam off his body. "What's next? The entire maid squadron will wash our backs as well?"

Without warning, more maids are emerging from bathroom. In fact, the entire maid squadron suddenly appeared in an instant.

"Me and my big mouth!" Shouted Eddy.

"Edsu-samas! We're here to wash your backs! We're the Edeukyo maid squadron and service is our specialty. Hajimemashite!" Cried the ever- loving Edeukyo maids.

Eddy started to feel De Ja Vu all over again. "O-k-kay ladies, lets not get too frisky now."

"Indeed, can't we all just get along?" Double D was sweating nervously.

"And no more of that Luvy-Dubby stuff." Recalled Ed.

"LUVY-DUBBY!!!" Shouted the Edeukyo maids with delight.

Eddy looked at Ed in rage. "YOU HAVE TO GET THEM STARTED! DID YA?!"

"Mom's the word Eddy." Smiled Ed as usual.

The Edeukyo maids franticly pounced on the Eds, serving them the "full special treatment". Eddy shrieked in fear as he was washed with one maid after another, top to bottom. Double D held his beanie on tight as some other maids tried to pull it off so they can wash his hair. As for Ed, he continued to enjoy his bath time with the maids like any other senseless idiot.

That night, the Eds have finished their bath, but not very enjoyable. They sadly walked through the hallways, thinking of never again experience another tempted cleansing with women until college (yeah right!). Nevertheless, Ed was still too stupid to feel embarrassed of himself.

"Man, I would never want to do that again!" Shrugged Eddy.

"Likewise Eddy, likewise." Double D agreed. "I never felt soo humiliated in my entire life after they pulled of my beanie. How embarrassing!"

"I'm stumped." Said Ed and he wiped his ears back and forth with his towel, in a cartoony kind of way.

Eddy was about to hit Ed, but he's too tired and humiliated to do it. "Forget you Ed! I say we head back to bed and forget this whole day ever started."

"I'm with you Eddy." Said Double D.

Eddy: "Well good night guys!"

Ed/Double D: "Good night Eddy!"

So the Eds went back to their rooms to get some well-deserved rest. At Eddy's bedroom, Eddy put on his pajamas and recklessly fell on the bed. He laid down belly up and thought about his new life.

"Man, I can't believe everything happened in such short notice." Thought Eddy. "First I was living in boring neighborhood with senseless toil and broken dreams, and then the next thing you know I'm having my head up with big bucks and a mansion full of beautiful maids. Speaking of maids, there's something weird about Mariel, she's way different than the other maids. She maybe more beautiful than Nazz, I can't stop thinking about since I first laid eyes on her."

Eddy laid his head on his pillow and pulled up his blanket. "I don't know if it was love or what, but come to think of it, she's might be my type. Oh well."

As he turned off the lights with a clap, he gave a big yawn and fell a sleep in an instant. Suddenly, he felt someone or something moving under his blanket. He quickly pulled out his blanket and in a horrific shock; it was none other than Ichigo, Ningo, and Sango wearing skanky loose night slips.

"E-DI-U-SA-MA. . ." Whispered the triplets.

"HUH?!" Gasped Eddy in fear.

"You're not sleeping without us "tucking you in", huh?" Smirked Ningo- chan and she pushed her breasts together with her arms to show off her bulging cleavage.

"I. . .I. . .I. . ." Mumbled Eddy.

Ichigo-chan moved her finger "Tsk, Tsk, it's our duty to tuck you in at night, and service is our specialty because we Edeukyo maids are specialists."

Eddy: "No! Don't do it. . .I mean it. . .AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Then the night ended with a shriek of terror, and loves, hearts and kisses from three ecchi-obsessed triplets. Who knows, this is just the beginning for the Eds when you're a rich kid living in a big mansion with the Edeukyo Maid Squadron. Here in Edeukyo Maid Tai.

Author's note:

I'm pretty sorry for sudden surprise of fan service in the 3rd chapter, but this is how it goes in the original anime series, but with a little taste of Ed, Edd n' Eddy. I was surprised myself after finishing the chapter, but hey, that you expect from a romance comedy anime series (Like Ranma1/2, Tenchi Muyo, Love Hina, etc.). For those who don't know the anime series that the Eds crossover, I'll explain it. Hanaukyo Maid Tai (Hanaukyo Maid Squadron), it's all about a middle school student named Taro Hanaukyo who decided to live at his grandfather's mansion after his mother's death. But when he got there, he noticed that the mansion was overrun by cute maids who serve him his every whim (at least they thought it was). This is major problem for Taro, because he's allergic to girls. But there was one maid Taro isn't allergic to, and her name is Mariel. That's the reason I crossover The Eds with characters from Hanaukyo Maid Tai. I hope you understand why I put PG-13 in the fan fic. Reviews are always accepted in the fan fic, so keep on posting.

Preview: Thunderfox JT: On the next chapter of Edeukyo Maid Tai, The Eds are going in their first day in a Japanese middle school, but everything starting to get weird; Ed was able to answer a really hard math problem after a bright flash, Eddy became the school's no.1 basketball star, and Double D became popular with the girls. Who could be making all those miracles behind their backs? Who else, Mariel and the maids. It's life at school on chapter 4: School of Hard Eds. See Ya!

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