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Grasshopper: *claims Zell*

Kitty & Moirae: *fights over Squall* *sound of gunblade slashing*

Grasshopper: Whoa, what was that?

Kitty: *smug grin* Sorry, couldn't resist.

As Squall walks back *again* to his dorm, Zell runs into him, *again*. Zell says: "Well, how went the mission?"

Squall looks at him, a hopeless look on his face, and says, "Shut up, you hot dog loving idiot!" And walked into his dorm.

Just as Squall was closing the door, he screams out "Why would you even want to try out for the play, anyway?!"

Zell yells "Well, didn't you know, they're giving out free hot dogs?!"

Squall closes the door in Zell's face, and slams his head into the door. Over... and over.. And over.. Again.

-Thursday-

As Squall walked into the auditorium, a thought struck him. A really mean and sadistic thought. (I'll just do so bad, I won't be able to make the play! Let's see. for music, I'll do.. THE CHA-CHA SLIDE!!!!!!!) He took his place on the stage, since it was his turn.

"Now, student no. 41269, Squall Leonhart!!!" Xu announced, being one of the judges.

(Did you HAVE to tell the whole world??) he thought to himself.

"What'll YOU be doing?" she asked sweetly.

He grumbled, but told them anyway. The three judges - which were actually Xu, Quistis, and Nida - looked at each other.

"Well, I'm not sure if that technically counts. . ." Nida said, looking back at his fellow SeeD, "But ok!"

"Alright, here I go.." Squall said. " Now it's time to get funky!!! Now everybody clap your hands! Step to the right, step to the left, take it back now ya'll. Right foot left stomp, left foot left stomp. Cha-cha real smooth............."

"Actually, that was quite good," Nida said impressively. "Does everyone agree?"

"Definitely!" said the other judges simultaneously.

"Squall, it's unanimous, since you were the last to audition for the boys, you get the main character, Rhett Butler, in Gone With the Wind.!!!!"

"WHAT!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Squall screamed.*actually, just like Selphie*

"See you tomorrow at rehearsal!" said Xu.

"#^*$*)(+)%$@@^%$%)()^_!!!!!!!!!" Squall muttered under his breath. ^Squell Fan Girls Club (from here on out known as SFGC) POV^

Three girls are sitting in a circle at their dorm. One, known as Grasshopper, has long blonde hair with blue and pink highlights. Her weapon is a jump rope. She is a weird girl who is obsessed with pixie stix and Zell. She's random and one of a kind.

Another girl has long, dark red hair. She is known as Moirae. She has a machine gun and is very depressed sometimes. She is very strange on a caffiene high. So, no one gives her a lot of sugar.

The last girl has long blonde hair with dark red highlights. She's the tallest in the group and known as Kitty. She carries a gunblade. She is very random, weird, and hyper. She's the only female gunblade user in the world.

"Okay, girls" said Grasshopper, "We have to audition for this play and make it so that we can capture Squall..we can get Zell later because, I hate to admit, he sucks as a singer."

"OOOOOOO!!! Can I try out!!!!" yelled Kitty jumping up and down from the back.

"Ummmm.Kitty?? Questioned Moirae, "You didn't sign up..you were too busy throwing frozen yogurt at ice-cream truck drivers."

"Oh.yeah..THE BEST TARGETS IN THE WORLD!!!!"

"Anywaaaaaayy.as I was saying," Grasshopper continued looking strangely at Kitty, "I'll be singing Sparkling Diamonds from Moulin Rouge and Moirae.what will you be singing?"

"It's My Life by Bon Jovi!!!!!!" she screamed. "HEY! I have an idea!!!! Can we have a Bon Jovi Fan Club too? We could call it the Bonsquell Club!!!"

Both Kitty and Grasshopper stared at her in a frightened way, "No."

****************** Still SFGC POV

Friday

"Okay Moirae, here we go," said Grasshopper. "See you later Kitty. Stay out of trouble."

"Of course I will. What do expect me to do, run into walls??" she replied sarcastically. Stifling laughter. "Well, yeah."

Kitty gives one of her "eat shit or die " glares. "Whatever...."

"BYE!!"

Grasshopper's and Moirae's POV

"Nervous?" asked Moirae.

"A little," Grasshopper admitted.

"Well, here we go."

"Alright, you can start now Grasshopper." Said Nida.

"A kiss on the hand may be quite continental.."

Kitty's POV

Sighs. "Now what is there to do?" thought Kitty out loud. "I know! I think I'll ransack Grasshopper's closet!!!!!"

As Kitty looked in her closet, she found a 10 pound bag of jumbo pixie stix. "OOOOOOO!!!" exclaimed Kitty evilly.

Moirae's POV

"Crap, we didn't make even the smallest part." said Moirae.

"I KNOW THAT ALREADY!!!!" yelled Grasshopper. As they walked back into the dorm, they see pixie stix wrappers everywhere and what looks like a stairway of butcher knives up along the wall.

"LOOK YA'LL! I CAN FLY!!!" screamed Kitty while flapping her arms wildly. She jumped off the knife staircase and fell to the ground, but she didn't seem to comprehend that she fell 12 feet and bruised her knee. She was obviously on a HUGE pixie stix high.

"MY PIXIE STIX!!!!!!" Grasshopper screamed in horror. "I was saving those to give to the poor Moombas!!!!!!!!"

"Hey guys, did you know that Fal Jujas were BIG monsters that terrorize the Dominions and go GARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!" Kitty exclaimed, while baring teeth and forming her fingers like claws.

Moirae laughed nervously. "You know, you're good at that."

Kitty smiled contentedly. "YUP!!!!!"

"We didn't get the part..." said Moirae dejectedly. "I cracked on my high note.and well..Grasshopper forgot the whole song."

"SHUT UP!!!!!!" screamed Grasshopper lunging at Moirae. "First I mess up the song, then my pixie stix are eaten by this freak, and now you criticize me!!!"

They all get into a fight.

Well, that's the end of chapter 2!!! *looks at fingers held up* yeah!!!! Ok, me (Grasshopper), Kitty, and Moirae can't do this by ourselves so we need more fangirls!!!! We know some of our friends are willing, HOW ABOUT YOU!? We only need about 5. Just send in a review telling us the following: looks, personality, habits, weapon. *Grasshopper is pushed out of the chair* Hi!!!! It's Kitty!!!!! Cows go MOOOOOOOO and Nachos are addictive!!!! *begins to sing Sparkling Diamonds to show up Grasshopper* *the pushing continues, only by Moirae this time* Hi. I'm back again. I type really well. Here's some advice: never drink Dr. Pepper while your friends are typing really funny things about ice cream truck drivers. It hurts. *feels throat, feels the burn, and gives keyboard back to Kitty* GARRRRRR!!!! {end transmission}