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Booyaka.
~Kitty
Chapter 3 Grasshopper come trudging into the dorm room she shares with Moirae (also used as their 'club house'), only to find her roomate and Kitty playing cat's cradle with one of the latter's many, MANY chains.
"I have news that Squall got the main part," Grasshopper announced. "And Selphie as well."
Moirae stood up. "WHAT??? How could that BE???"
"Bees as in honey?" Kitty asked, standing up. The other two looked at her.
"That wasn't funny at all," Grasshopper told her.
Kitty shrugged. "Who said I was trying?"
Moirae sighed. "And on more important matters....how did SELPHIE get the part????"
"Her high-pitched singing and ability to remember words?" Kitty suggested. This time both of the others stared at her this time. "What? What did I do NOW????"
"You were just your usual, blunt, self, of course." Moirae looked really mad that Selphie got the part, of all people. "WHY NOT RINOA, AT LEAST? BUT NO, IT JUST HAD TO BE SELPHIE!!!!!!!!" Both Kitty and Grasshopper moved to restrain her from taking a knife from the wall and going to Selphie's dorm.
"Don't get violent yet, Moirae. I have lots of other plans up my sleeve. Don't worry," Grasshopper said, with a strange gleam in her eyes.
"Uh-oh.. I don't like the way her eyes look," said Kitty uncertainly. "Back away, Moirae, VERY slowly.."
"So what's your big plan, Grasshopper," asked Kitty, with noticeable hesitation.
"Well, it goes kind of like this.."
Zell's POV
Obviously, Zell wasn't too happy about not getting a part in the play.
"And I love Gone With the Wind too!!!" he thought to himself.
Suddenly, a very strange idea popped into his head..
"I better go back to my dorm and plan this out."
As he was running back to his dorm, he saw Squall hitting his head against the wall. And yelling, "NONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!
"He must be crying with happiness." Zell thought. "Good job Squall! Wish it could have been me!"
Squall's POV
"Maybe- if- I -hit -my -head -over- and -over -against -the -wall and -yell,-I can- lose- my -voice- and -have -a -concussion- so -I don't- have- to- be- in- the- play." Squall thought in between head bangings.
"Hey Squall!!!"
"OH-NO-NOT-HER!"
"Congrats on the part!!! Guess what! I made Scarlett O' Hara so we'll be getting married!!!!"
"I-HATE-YOU-SELPHIE-TILMITT-GO-AWAY-AND-SHUT-UP-FOR-ON.WHAT!!!!!!!! I REFUSE TO GET MARRIED TO AN AIR-HEAD, HYPER, HAPPY-GO-LUCKY FREAK LIKE YOU!!!!!" he screamed turning around.
Selphie looked as if she were about to cry when suddenly, Rinoa came up and punched Squall out.
"Not only did you insult Selphie but you just proposed to her!!???" exclaimed Rinoa. "Either you explain or..."
"Or what," said Squall interrupting her.
"We'll break up!!"
"OK, I'm sorry. Well...*explains what happened*"
"OOOOOHHHH! Fine, I forgive you for the marriage thing but I'm still mad that you insulted Selphie. Now apologize!"
She looks around for Selphie but she has left and you can here her crying from the bathroom. Squall waits for her outside the bathroom to apologize.
"Sorry for yelling at you but I didn't want to be in the play." Said Squall.
"Then why didn't you just go to Headmaster Cid's office and ask to be put off the list? That's what a bunch of kids did."
Squall goes into the boys' bathroom and starts hitting his head against the sink.
"WHY-GOD-WHY-DO-YOU-DO-THIS-TO-ME-I-DON'T-WANT-TO-BE-IN-THE-STUPID- PLAY!!!!!"
Zell's POV
"VOILA!!!" says Zell happily. He kisses the sheet of paper that he's been writing on for the last 2.5 hours. It says, "Mess up play. Figure out how."
"Now all I have to do is recruit members to help me! I know! Those girls who are always on pixie stix highs!!! I can pay them with hotdogs! I really like that one chick with the pink and blue highlights!!!!"
SFGC POV
KNOCK KNOCK!!!
"Who's there?" asks Grasshopper.
"Zell," says Zell.
"Ok, come on in!"
"I was wondering, I need some help to mess up the play. I'm mad because I didn't get a part."
"Sure. Why not? I didn't get a part either and my friends can steal Squall while we mess it up."
At this point, Zell is still standing right next to the door with the door closed. Suddenly, Kitty and Moirae slam open the door, smashing Zell against the wall.
"OH MY GOD!!! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!" screams Grasshopper.
"Whatever," says Kitty. "I just realized something about 30 seconds ago! I've never seen you with your hair down! It's always up in a bun!!!"
"You came and squished Zell just because of that!?" exclaims Grasshopper while helping Zell up and sending for Dr. Kadowaki.
Zell is taken to the infirmary. Kitty and Moirae keep trying to persuade Grasshopper to take her hair down. But she insists that she is only going to take it out when the time is right. She looks at the spot where Zell's bloody nose hit the wall and then sighs. Kitty and Moirae look at each other.
Selphie's POV
"Wow, I figured Squall would've been happier about how I helped him out by signing him up," Selphie confessed to Quistis while eating a hotdog in the cafeteria. "I mean, COME ON!!!!! He had a freaking D in creative arts. But no. At least he tried out....I do kinda find it funny that he made the lead......"
Quistis nodded absently, not paying attention. Once Selphie stopped ranting and raving about her problems, she noticed why.
"Quisty!!! Stop flirting with Seifer and LISTEN!!!!!!!"
"Oooooo, sorry," the blonde replied, looking up. "What were you saying??"
Selphie grumbled and stood up to leave.
"NO, wait Sefie, I'm sorry!!!! Come back!!!!!!"
She stopped midway to the exit, noticing a gallery of Trepies watching intently.
"Go eat your PIG CRAP and stop looking at me PEOPLE!!!!!!!"
The group all turned and walked away slowly.
"I'm sorry," Quistis apologized, coming up behind the brunette. "But I think I know of a way to help....."
She butchered my baby!!!!!!!! GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *bangs head against wall* Oh well. Gingerale is foamy......~Kitty
Why is it guys always go for the blondes? Why not ME once in a while? NOOOOOO. Zell has to like GRASSHOPPER... Oh well. I might have a chance with Squall later... when he finds out his dear Rinoa gets married to IRVINE!!!!!!!! Dr. Pepper kills. Evil. Dr. Pepper. GAR. Moirae *sings along to Bohemian Rhapsody* ~kitty
Grasshopper- Oh..I wish I HAD AN OSCAR MEYER ZELL, CAUSE HE WOULD BE IN LOVE WITH ME! Cause if I had an Oscar Meyer Zell, he would be in love with he would be in love with he would be in love with meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
You just like rubbing it in that he likes you, don't you? (Not that I am saying I like him, but I do like Squall, and he likes RINOA!) Moirae
Do I get to name my gunblade now??????? ~Kitty.
Chapter 3 Grasshopper come trudging into the dorm room she shares with Moirae (also used as their 'club house'), only to find her roomate and Kitty playing cat's cradle with one of the latter's many, MANY chains.
"I have news that Squall got the main part," Grasshopper announced. "And Selphie as well."
Moirae stood up. "WHAT??? How could that BE???"
"Bees as in honey?" Kitty asked, standing up. The other two looked at her.
"That wasn't funny at all," Grasshopper told her.
Kitty shrugged. "Who said I was trying?"
Moirae sighed. "And on more important matters....how did SELPHIE get the part????"
"Her high-pitched singing and ability to remember words?" Kitty suggested. This time both of the others stared at her this time. "What? What did I do NOW????"
"You were just your usual, blunt, self, of course." Moirae looked really mad that Selphie got the part, of all people. "WHY NOT RINOA, AT LEAST? BUT NO, IT JUST HAD TO BE SELPHIE!!!!!!!!" Both Kitty and Grasshopper moved to restrain her from taking a knife from the wall and going to Selphie's dorm.
"Don't get violent yet, Moirae. I have lots of other plans up my sleeve. Don't worry," Grasshopper said, with a strange gleam in her eyes.
"Uh-oh.. I don't like the way her eyes look," said Kitty uncertainly. "Back away, Moirae, VERY slowly.."
"So what's your big plan, Grasshopper," asked Kitty, with noticeable hesitation.
"Well, it goes kind of like this.."
Zell's POV
Obviously, Zell wasn't too happy about not getting a part in the play.
"And I love Gone With the Wind too!!!" he thought to himself.
Suddenly, a very strange idea popped into his head..
"I better go back to my dorm and plan this out."
As he was running back to his dorm, he saw Squall hitting his head against the wall. And yelling, "NONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!
"He must be crying with happiness." Zell thought. "Good job Squall! Wish it could have been me!"
Squall's POV
"Maybe- if- I -hit -my -head -over- and -over -against -the -wall and -yell,-I can- lose- my -voice- and -have -a -concussion- so -I don't- have- to- be- in- the- play." Squall thought in between head bangings.
"Hey Squall!!!"
"OH-NO-NOT-HER!"
"Congrats on the part!!! Guess what! I made Scarlett O' Hara so we'll be getting married!!!!"
"I-HATE-YOU-SELPHIE-TILMITT-GO-AWAY-AND-SHUT-UP-FOR-ON.WHAT!!!!!!!! I REFUSE TO GET MARRIED TO AN AIR-HEAD, HYPER, HAPPY-GO-LUCKY FREAK LIKE YOU!!!!!" he screamed turning around.
Selphie looked as if she were about to cry when suddenly, Rinoa came up and punched Squall out.
"Not only did you insult Selphie but you just proposed to her!!???" exclaimed Rinoa. "Either you explain or..."
"Or what," said Squall interrupting her.
"We'll break up!!"
"OK, I'm sorry. Well...*explains what happened*"
"OOOOOHHHH! Fine, I forgive you for the marriage thing but I'm still mad that you insulted Selphie. Now apologize!"
She looks around for Selphie but she has left and you can here her crying from the bathroom. Squall waits for her outside the bathroom to apologize.
"Sorry for yelling at you but I didn't want to be in the play." Said Squall.
"Then why didn't you just go to Headmaster Cid's office and ask to be put off the list? That's what a bunch of kids did."
Squall goes into the boys' bathroom and starts hitting his head against the sink.
"WHY-GOD-WHY-DO-YOU-DO-THIS-TO-ME-I-DON'T-WANT-TO-BE-IN-THE-STUPID- PLAY!!!!!"
Zell's POV
"VOILA!!!" says Zell happily. He kisses the sheet of paper that he's been writing on for the last 2.5 hours. It says, "Mess up play. Figure out how."
"Now all I have to do is recruit members to help me! I know! Those girls who are always on pixie stix highs!!! I can pay them with hotdogs! I really like that one chick with the pink and blue highlights!!!!"
SFGC POV
KNOCK KNOCK!!!
"Who's there?" asks Grasshopper.
"Zell," says Zell.
"Ok, come on in!"
"I was wondering, I need some help to mess up the play. I'm mad because I didn't get a part."
"Sure. Why not? I didn't get a part either and my friends can steal Squall while we mess it up."
At this point, Zell is still standing right next to the door with the door closed. Suddenly, Kitty and Moirae slam open the door, smashing Zell against the wall.
"OH MY GOD!!! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!" screams Grasshopper.
"Whatever," says Kitty. "I just realized something about 30 seconds ago! I've never seen you with your hair down! It's always up in a bun!!!"
"You came and squished Zell just because of that!?" exclaims Grasshopper while helping Zell up and sending for Dr. Kadowaki.
Zell is taken to the infirmary. Kitty and Moirae keep trying to persuade Grasshopper to take her hair down. But she insists that she is only going to take it out when the time is right. She looks at the spot where Zell's bloody nose hit the wall and then sighs. Kitty and Moirae look at each other.
Selphie's POV
"Wow, I figured Squall would've been happier about how I helped him out by signing him up," Selphie confessed to Quistis while eating a hotdog in the cafeteria. "I mean, COME ON!!!!! He had a freaking D in creative arts. But no. At least he tried out....I do kinda find it funny that he made the lead......"
Quistis nodded absently, not paying attention. Once Selphie stopped ranting and raving about her problems, she noticed why.
"Quisty!!! Stop flirting with Seifer and LISTEN!!!!!!!"
"Oooooo, sorry," the blonde replied, looking up. "What were you saying??"
Selphie grumbled and stood up to leave.
"NO, wait Sefie, I'm sorry!!!! Come back!!!!!!"
She stopped midway to the exit, noticing a gallery of Trepies watching intently.
"Go eat your PIG CRAP and stop looking at me PEOPLE!!!!!!!"
The group all turned and walked away slowly.
"I'm sorry," Quistis apologized, coming up behind the brunette. "But I think I know of a way to help....."
She butchered my baby!!!!!!!! GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *bangs head against wall* Oh well. Gingerale is foamy......~Kitty
Why is it guys always go for the blondes? Why not ME once in a while? NOOOOOO. Zell has to like GRASSHOPPER... Oh well. I might have a chance with Squall later... when he finds out his dear Rinoa gets married to IRVINE!!!!!!!! Dr. Pepper kills. Evil. Dr. Pepper. GAR. Moirae *sings along to Bohemian Rhapsody* ~kitty
Grasshopper- Oh..I wish I HAD AN OSCAR MEYER ZELL, CAUSE HE WOULD BE IN LOVE WITH ME! Cause if I had an Oscar Meyer Zell, he would be in love with he would be in love with he would be in love with meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
You just like rubbing it in that he likes you, don't you? (Not that I am saying I like him, but I do like Squall, and he likes RINOA!) Moirae
Do I get to name my gunblade now??????? ~Kitty.
