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The First Rehearsal *dramatic music*

Seifer's POV

It was the night of the first rehearsal. Seifer had made the part as Scarlett's father. He wasn't to happy about that..he wanted to be Rhett because secretly, he had a crush on Selphie.

"Hey Seifer!" yelled Selphie, "I made Scarlett!!!"

"I know."

"And Squall got Rhett!"

Seifer fumed silently to himself. However, Selphie didn't notice this. She just kept talking.

"Anyway, I'm really happy about this..living...regal...potato......blah blah blah blah."

Seifer decided he no longer had a crush on Selphie. He looked over towards Quistis.

(Hey, she's pretty hot.) He thought.

Selphie's POV

(How rude!) Selphie thought.

She had still been talking to him when, suddenly, he walked off.

"Hmph!" said Selphie.

"Okay everyone! To the stage!" called out Nida. "Today all we'll be doing is Act one Scene one. So, here's everyone's scripts. Anyone not in the scene can go back to the dorms."

"Okay Selphie. I need to hear your southern accent." Said Quistis.

"Okay! War war war, if I hear one more word about war then I'm going in and slamming the door!"

"Good job!"

"Thanks!"

The scene went by smoothly and without incident. Suddenly, out of the corner of Selphie's eyes, she sees Zell sneak in and steal a few hotdogs.

(Hmmmm, maybe I'll go and get some too.) "Hi Zelly-Welly!!!!"

"CRAP!" yelled Zell while she sees him running out.

Squall's POV

Squall was in his dorm with a monster headache. But then suddenly, the door burst open and all he could see for a moment was the silver of a slashing gunblade.

"RENZOKUKEN!!!!!!!!"

He started, not knowing what to think, when suddenly a blonde - with her hair in a bun, as always - came and tapped the attacker on the shoulder.

"Ummmm, Kitty?" Grasshopper said, "You know that you can't do that, right?"

The other blonde stopped, her gunblade suspended in the air before her. "Why not?"

"Because..." The other continued, obviously annoyed that she had to explain it to her, "That's not one of your attacks. That's Squall's."

"Oh," the taller one replied quietly. But then suddenly her eyes brightened again and she looked at the shocked Squall that she had just burst in on. "Sorry!!!!!!!"

He said nothing.

As Grasshopper tried to pull her out of the room, Seifer walked by.

"What'd she do THIS time??" he asked, a little startled about the whole idea of that psyco breaking into a dorm room.

Moirae sighed. "She got into ANOTHER stash of pixie stix, only we didn't let her run around OUR dorm this time. So I guess she just ran a little wild...."

"A LITTLE??????" Squall finally shouted. "She did it AGAIN!!!!!! For the second time this WEEK!!!!!!"

"No I DIDN'T," Kitty protested, "The last time I did that was LAST WEEK."

Again, he had nothing to say.

After a while, Kitty started running around with the gunblade so that Seifer had to tackle her to the ground and carry her out by her feet while she was screaming, "SQQQQQQUUUUUAAAAAAALLLL!!!! III'MMMMM SOOOOO BOOOOOOOREEEEED!!!!!!"

Grasshopper and Moirae looked at each other and ran out, Grasshopper slamming into a wall as she did so.

"OUCHIES!! I'm okay!"

Squall looked at them leaving, laid down, and screamed, "RINOA!!!!!!"

So, of course, out of thin air, Rinoa appears.

"Get me some aspirin."

SFGC POV

"Kitty, I think that was the last straw." Said Grasshopper.

"Really? Who took it?" asked Kitty obviously still on a pixie stix high.

Moirae sighs and asks, "How did you pass your SeeD exam?"

"I dunno," Kitty shrugged.

Grasshopper went into her room and got out a straight jacket.

"NNNOOOOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN!!!" screamed Kitty running into the wall.

"Hey Grasshopper, I have an idea," said Moirae.

A few minutes later, Grasshopper again came out of her closet but this time, with a whole bag of pixie stix stapled to the straight jacket.

"Here Kitty Kitty Kitty Kitty," lured Grasshopper.

"PIXIES!!!!" yelled Kitty as she jumped into the straight jacket.

Kitty was finally in the straight jacket happily eating pixie stix and hopping on her butt around the room.

"There," said Moirae, "at least if she does get out of the dorm we can catch her."

Suddenly, Grasshopper grabbed the pixie stix bag out of Kitty's hand and ate the rest of the pixie stix, wrappers and all.

"THEY WERE MY PIXIE STIX!!!!" screamed Grasshopper.

So then, Grasshopper ran into her closet and put on her kimono and chop sticks in her hair. She ran to the karaoke machine, turned it on, and started singing Baby Got Back. When she was done (and she had even danced) she ran out the dorm towards Zell's room. During this whole thing, Moirae and Kitty looked at her, looked at each other, and Moirae ran out the room, Kitty following hopping on her butt.

Eventually, Kitty had managed to claw and bite her way out of the straight jacket, and now she, Moirae, Selphie, and Seifer (I guess he had nothing better to do) were sitting in the cafeteria eating lunch. Grasshopper had been tied up and left in her dorm, and, for the time being, completely forgotten.

"I dunno why he doesn't like me," Kitty sighed.

"I think I do," Moirae suggested, rolling her eyes. Kitty glared at her. "Well I DO," she protested.

"Maybe he doesn't like intimidating girls," Selphie added.

"Yeah, I guess he doesn't like being the weaker one," Seifer laughed out loud.

Kitty flashed him her "eat shit or die" glare and punched him, then watched him fly into the wall. "Oooops..."

"ME? Stonger? Hah, I doubt it." As Seifer finally regained his balance and walked back, brushing dust off of his jacket, they all stared at her. "What? What did I DO?????"

"I guess it kinda tipped it off when you started going around balancing your gunblade on your forehead without falling or anything," Moirae suggested.

Kitty shrugged again. "What, He didn't LIKE that????" They all stared at her, once again.

Okay that's the end of chapter 4! Will Grasshopper be remembered? Will Moirae ever make us laugh? Will Seifer ever fix his (now) broken arm???? Find out in the next chapter, when Kitty finally gets to fly Garden!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!