Seifer's POV
Seifer is in the infirmary because of his arm that Kitty broke. While Seifer is saying every cuss word known to man, Dr. Kadowaki is acting like one of those weird physiciatrists.
"I can't believe that hyperactive b***h broke my arm!!!! %(&*$@#%^%T&*)^($#^%*^*!!!!" yelled Seifer.
"Ok, but what are your true feelings?" asked Dr. Kadowaki.
"UMMMMM...she's a f-ing moron?"
"Very gooood!"
(I can't believe this.) Seifer thought silently to himself.
"You are one lucky person today though!"
"Why?"
"I happen to have a creme that will fix that arm right up in two days!"
"Good, lay it on me!" *stop thinking wrong things you perverts!!!*
**************************************************************************** **************
Two Days Later
Moirae's and Grasshopper's POV
Grasshopper and Moirae had just finished their SeeD written test. Suddenly, Seifer ran in with a bandage on his arm and trying to regain his composure.
"Uh-oh Seifer. You're late." said Quistis, "That will cost you 5 points."
"UUURRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!" yelled Seifer. Then he saw the strange looks he was getting from Moirae and Grasshopper, the only other two in there. "Ummm yo?"
"I sometimes hate him." whispered Grasshopper to Moirae.
"Oh I dunno. I think he's kinda cute." said Moirae.
Grasshopper gave her a look that was a cross between disgust, awe, wonderment, amusement, and strange.
"Never mind" Moirae mumbled. After the written test, Quistis told Grasshopper and Moirae that they had passed that part of the exams. They then went back to their room, where they met Squall.
"Hurry..huffpuff...you two...Kitty's..in...control room!" he said with a final gasp and falling to the floor in exhaustion.
"Oh great." said Grasshopper in annoyance. "Let's revive him first and then go see what he's talking about.
After they revived him, they ran to the control room where they saw Kitty trying to find the button that starts up the motors to fly the Garden.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!" Moirae yelled. "YOU DIDN'T EVEN INVITE ME TO HELP YOU FLY THE THING!!!"
"Well, you were gone on your test and I thought this would be the only chance I got when Nida went on a coffee break." Kitty explained quite calmly.
"THAT'S IT!!! GIVE ME THOSE CONTROLS!!!"
"NOOOOOO!"
"IT'S MINE!"
"NO IT ISN'T!!!"
OKAY YOU TWO! THAT'S IT!" Squall yelled over the argument. He tried to separate them but was only put down by Kitty's arm. Squall looked so ridiculous with his legs sprawled out on his butt that Grasshopper started to laugh but quickly stopped when she saw the look that Squall gave her.
"Come on, we gotta go get some assistance." he said.
"GIVE ME THE DAMN CONTROLS!!!" Kitty screamed.
Squall and Grasshopper looked at each other and backed away slowly with no sudden movements. When they got out of the room, they broke out into a run.
"Where are we going?" Grasshopper asked while running.
"To find some type of teacher. I really don't care which one."
Suddenly, they skidded right into Zell who was about to go get some hotdogs.
"OUCH! Hey what's the big idea!?" yelled Zell.
They told him the story and Zell came with him since he knew where Zida was. Along the way they bumped into Selphie and Irvine, who were making out behind a fake tree, they came too when they heard the story; Quistis but she just looked like they were crazy when they told her; and Seifer who laughed and said, "I could use some excitement." They finally found Zida and he almost flew to the control room.
"What are you doing!" he asked as he entered the room. Then, the whole gang fell because of the sudden lurch the garden gave. They saw that Moirae was in the corner nursing a bloody nose but she sounded quite optamistic.
"I almost won!" she said.
"KITTY!!! PUT THE GARDEN BACK DOWN RIGHT NOW!!!" yelled Nida.
"Oh fine." she said as she let the garden drop back. "Squall. Why did you tell? I was doing this for you!"
"No you weren't." he replied annoyed.
"Well, I thought of you as I did."
"No you didn't."
"I WAS BORED!! AND STOP WITH THE MIND GAMES!"
I can see that and no I won't stop."
Kitty hung her head and sniffled. "All I wanted was to fly the garden. I knew how because I found the instruction manual."
"Um...there is no instruction manual." said Nida.
"Then what's this?"
"That is a recipe for pound cake, Kitty." said Irvine with a look of wonderment on his face.
"Oh. I was wondering why they kept mentioning egg whites."
The whole group sighed with annoyance.
**************************************************************************** **************
Irvine's POV
"Figures. Our best make-out and Kitty tries to fly the Garden." said Selphie.
"I know, but you know, we still have thirty minutes." Irvine said with a wink.
Selphie giggled. "Oh, Irvy! You know I have to talk to Rinny at this time!"
As Selphie walked off, Irvine was still leaning in for a kiss and he fell right into the "dirt" that the "tree" was in.
"Kitty, I will hurt you." he said with clenched teeth.
**************************************************************************** ******
Zell's POV
Zell walked into the cafeteria with hope. However, he didn't smell any hotdogs.
"Are there any hotdogs left?" asked Zell anxiously.
"Sorry but when the Garden lurched like that, all the hotdogs flew out the window and into a puddle." said the lunchlady apologetically.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Zell ran outside to look in every puddle. He finally found a half- disentigrated hotdog in a deep puddle. He got it out and took a bite of it. He started to feel sick.
"I will hurt you Kitty." he said before running to the infirmary.
*******************************************************
Seifer's POV
"Hey! Why are we still on the ground!?" Seifer yelled. He wanted some excitement after his bad day but now he didn't even have that. As he walked back to his dorm, he said, "I will hurt you Kitty."
*************************************************************
Selphie's POV
Selphie started walking towards Rinoa's dorm to go have their hour of girl talk. However, Rinoa was already running towards Squall's dorm to make sure he was okay.
"But Rinny!" Selphie whined. "We always talk together each day."
"I can't Selph! I have to make sure Squall doesn't need me."
(SQUALL SQUALL SQUALL. That's all who she cares about!) Selphie thought to herself.
"Kitty, I will hurt you."
**************************************************************************** **
Squall's POV
Great, now I have another headache." said Squall sarcstically. "Must she annoy me like this everyday?"
KNOCK KNOCK!
"OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!' screamed Squall in pain while clutching his head.
"Kitty, I will hurt you."
**************************************************************************** *******
Rinoa's POV
"What's wrong Squall?" Rinoa yelled through the door.
"Go away!!! I don't want to talk to anybody right now!" he replied rudely.
"Can I help you with anything?"
"NO!"
As Rinoa walked back hurt she said, "Kitty, I will hurt you."
**************************************************************************
Quistis's POV
"File not found." beeped the computer Quistis was at.
"WHAT!!!!" she yelled.
She had been working on a huge project that was due to Headmaster Cid in two hours, no exceptions.
"I'm sorry, but the lurch made many files delete themselves." the librarian said.
As Quistis hurried up to re-do it she said, "Kitty, I will hurt you."
***********************************************
Moirae's POV
"I think your nose is broken." said Dr. Kadowaki.
"Don't you have any of that cream that you used for Seifer?" asked Moirae.
"No. Kitty had broken the bone so bad that I had to use all the creme."
"I will hurt you Kitty." said Moirae.
"But what are your true feelings?" said Dr. Kadowaki absently.
*************************************************************************
Grasshopper's POV
"Has anyone seen Zell?" Grasshopper asked every person she ran into.
"No."
Grasshopper sighed. She was trying to find Zell so that she could ask him out.
"Have you seen Zell?" she asked Seifer.
"Yeah, Chicken-Wuss is in the infirmary throwing up a bad hotdog."
"STOP CALLING HIM CHICKEN-WUSS!!!!" she screamed so loud that a few windows around them cracked.
"OOOOOOOOOOO someone likes Chicken-Wuss. Why would you like him?"
"Well, it's a choice between you and Zell. I think I'll go with the one with the brain who can actually pass a SeeD test."
Seifer actually looked insulted but she didn't care. All she was thinking was how bad she would beat Kitty with her jump-rope. "Kitty, I will hurt you," she said.
**************************************************************************** **********
Kitty's POV
"Hey guys. What's up?" Kitty said looking up as Squall, Rinoa, Irvine, Selphie, Zell, Seifer, Quistis, Grasshopper, and Moirae piled into her room. They all had their hands clutching something behind their back.
"Um...guys?" she asked now with panic in her voice as she looked at all the frowns directed towards her.
"It's payback time." said Squall.
"HUH?"
"Ready guys?"
"YEAH!"
They all brought there hands from their back. They each had a a ten pound bag of pixie stix.
"OOOOOOOOOOOO! What are you going to do with those? Force-feed me? Believe me, I don't mind." said Kitty with relief in her voice.
"Nope." said Grasshopper. "We're going to eat them one bag at a time and you have to watch us."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" screamed Kitty lunging for the bags.
"Hey guys! I'm Binx!"
Everyone turned around to look at the intruder. She was really tall with very short blue hair. She had a dagger in her belt that had to be ten inches long. She was wearing all black: long skirt, halter top, combat boots, and various jewelry. There was another girl with her but she was too busy looking at the pixie stix bags with interest.
"Oh, and this is my twin sister, Kola." explained Binx.
Kola couldn't look any different than her sister. She was at least seven inches shorter than Binx. She had light brown hair with blonde highlights and she was wearing a very girly outfit:blue tube top, khaki miniskirt, and black, chunky shoes. She also had a bag in her belt loop that was labeled "ninja stars."
"Can we help you?" asked Moirae.
"Yeah. Can me and Kola be in your fanclub?"
"You have a fanclub?" Squall asked Grasshopper
"Yeah. It's called The Squell Fan Girls Club!" said Kola speaking for the first time.
"Squell?" asked Zell.
"You know, a Squall and Zell fan club."
"STOP IT!!!!" screamed Grasshopper, Moirae, and Kitty at the same time.
"They're not supposed to know!" exclaimed Moirae.
"Ooops." said Binx.
"Here. I'll fix this." said Kitty.
By this time, all the Final Fantasy 8 characters were looking at the five with disbelief. Kitty went up to them and cast confuse on them.
"What just happened?" asked Selphie.
"These girls came in and asked if we'd be their friends." said Moirae as calm as she could.
"COOL MORE FRIENDS!!!" Quistis, Rinoa, and Selphie exclaimed all at the same time.
"Crap." said Seifer.
"Whatever." said Squall.
"I NEVER GOT MY HOTDOGS!!!!" Zell yelled.
"Here Zell," said Grasshopper. "You can have mine. I'm not hungry anymore."
"Yeah, like you actually kept those in your purse just in case you got hungry." said Seifer sarcasically. He started singing under his breath, "Grasshopper and Zell sittin' in a tree...."
He wasn't able to finish though. All of a sudden, Grasshopper went up to Seifer and slapped him as hard as she could in the face. Squall started clapping. Grasshopper went over to Kitty and Moirae and said under her breath, "Owww!"
Zell said, "Go girl!" though he had no clue what had just happened. He was too busy eating the hotdogs he had craved for.
*********************************************************************
ONE WEEK BEFORE THE PLAY
Squall's POV
"Can we please do a stage kiss?" Squall whined to Xu.
"No. I'm sorry but you are all mature adults, with the exception of Irvine, so I know you can live without kissing Rinoa for the 15 minutes." replied Xu.
"Fine!" (I really don't want to do this. But I guess it's my only way out of having to do this.) Squall thought to himself.
"Okay people," Quistis said, "lets cut to the marriage of Rhett (Squall) and Scarlett (Selphie) then we'll go back to the homecoming of Ashley (Irvine) and Melanie (Rinoa) running into his arms."
"Action!" commanded Nida.
The scene went by smoothly until the kiss. He gave her a huge smooch.
"EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!" screamed Selphie when the scene was over and she was able to rinse her mouth out.
"Great job Leonhart!" praised Nida. "That's exactly how I want it!"
Squall's jaw dropped and all the color drained from his face. He went over to the set where the O' Hara's house was supposed to be. He went to the water barrel and dipped his head in it. (Maybe if I stay in here long enough, I'll drown.) thought Squall. But that didn't work the way he wanted to either. Xu had just pulled his head back from the barrel, gave him a lecture about messing around, and told him to go dry off.
Rinoa was not happy when Squall wasn't able to persuade Xu to let them do a stage kiss. This meant she had to kiss Irvine at least three times in one night. Luckily, Squall took her to a fancy Japanese restaraunt that night and took her to a movie. When they got to the theater, they saw that "Gone With the Wind" was playing. They looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders, they went to go see it. Four hours later (literally) they came out.
"That was.....was....THE WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!! yelled Rinoa.
"Definantly number 2 on my worst movies of all time list." said Squall.
"What's number one?"
"Darkness Falls."
"Oh yeah, I can see that."
**************************************************************************
That's the end of Chapter 5!!!! Grasshopper: ZELL WILL BE MINE AND I WILL ASK HIM OUT!!!!!!
Kitty grabs the keyboard from Grasshopper. Kitty: Chicken-wuss Chicken-wuss Chicken-wuss Chicken-wuss Chicken-wuss. Moirae grabs the keyboard from Kitty: Seifer's cool. DIE QUISTIS!!!!!!!! Sorry. I had pixie stix. And soda. Not Dr. Pepper. It's evil. All of us: Welcome to our 2 fangirls!!!! Binx and Kola!!!!
Seifer is in the infirmary because of his arm that Kitty broke. While Seifer is saying every cuss word known to man, Dr. Kadowaki is acting like one of those weird physiciatrists.
"I can't believe that hyperactive b***h broke my arm!!!! %(&*$@#%^%T&*)^($#^%*^*!!!!" yelled Seifer.
"Ok, but what are your true feelings?" asked Dr. Kadowaki.
"UMMMMM...she's a f-ing moron?"
"Very gooood!"
(I can't believe this.) Seifer thought silently to himself.
"You are one lucky person today though!"
"Why?"
"I happen to have a creme that will fix that arm right up in two days!"
"Good, lay it on me!" *stop thinking wrong things you perverts!!!*
**************************************************************************** **************
Two Days Later
Moirae's and Grasshopper's POV
Grasshopper and Moirae had just finished their SeeD written test. Suddenly, Seifer ran in with a bandage on his arm and trying to regain his composure.
"Uh-oh Seifer. You're late." said Quistis, "That will cost you 5 points."
"UUURRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!" yelled Seifer. Then he saw the strange looks he was getting from Moirae and Grasshopper, the only other two in there. "Ummm yo?"
"I sometimes hate him." whispered Grasshopper to Moirae.
"Oh I dunno. I think he's kinda cute." said Moirae.
Grasshopper gave her a look that was a cross between disgust, awe, wonderment, amusement, and strange.
"Never mind" Moirae mumbled. After the written test, Quistis told Grasshopper and Moirae that they had passed that part of the exams. They then went back to their room, where they met Squall.
"Hurry..huffpuff...you two...Kitty's..in...control room!" he said with a final gasp and falling to the floor in exhaustion.
"Oh great." said Grasshopper in annoyance. "Let's revive him first and then go see what he's talking about.
After they revived him, they ran to the control room where they saw Kitty trying to find the button that starts up the motors to fly the Garden.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!" Moirae yelled. "YOU DIDN'T EVEN INVITE ME TO HELP YOU FLY THE THING!!!"
"Well, you were gone on your test and I thought this would be the only chance I got when Nida went on a coffee break." Kitty explained quite calmly.
"THAT'S IT!!! GIVE ME THOSE CONTROLS!!!"
"NOOOOOO!"
"IT'S MINE!"
"NO IT ISN'T!!!"
OKAY YOU TWO! THAT'S IT!" Squall yelled over the argument. He tried to separate them but was only put down by Kitty's arm. Squall looked so ridiculous with his legs sprawled out on his butt that Grasshopper started to laugh but quickly stopped when she saw the look that Squall gave her.
"Come on, we gotta go get some assistance." he said.
"GIVE ME THE DAMN CONTROLS!!!" Kitty screamed.
Squall and Grasshopper looked at each other and backed away slowly with no sudden movements. When they got out of the room, they broke out into a run.
"Where are we going?" Grasshopper asked while running.
"To find some type of teacher. I really don't care which one."
Suddenly, they skidded right into Zell who was about to go get some hotdogs.
"OUCH! Hey what's the big idea!?" yelled Zell.
They told him the story and Zell came with him since he knew where Zida was. Along the way they bumped into Selphie and Irvine, who were making out behind a fake tree, they came too when they heard the story; Quistis but she just looked like they were crazy when they told her; and Seifer who laughed and said, "I could use some excitement." They finally found Zida and he almost flew to the control room.
"What are you doing!" he asked as he entered the room. Then, the whole gang fell because of the sudden lurch the garden gave. They saw that Moirae was in the corner nursing a bloody nose but she sounded quite optamistic.
"I almost won!" she said.
"KITTY!!! PUT THE GARDEN BACK DOWN RIGHT NOW!!!" yelled Nida.
"Oh fine." she said as she let the garden drop back. "Squall. Why did you tell? I was doing this for you!"
"No you weren't." he replied annoyed.
"Well, I thought of you as I did."
"No you didn't."
"I WAS BORED!! AND STOP WITH THE MIND GAMES!"
I can see that and no I won't stop."
Kitty hung her head and sniffled. "All I wanted was to fly the garden. I knew how because I found the instruction manual."
"Um...there is no instruction manual." said Nida.
"Then what's this?"
"That is a recipe for pound cake, Kitty." said Irvine with a look of wonderment on his face.
"Oh. I was wondering why they kept mentioning egg whites."
The whole group sighed with annoyance.
**************************************************************************** **************
Irvine's POV
"Figures. Our best make-out and Kitty tries to fly the Garden." said Selphie.
"I know, but you know, we still have thirty minutes." Irvine said with a wink.
Selphie giggled. "Oh, Irvy! You know I have to talk to Rinny at this time!"
As Selphie walked off, Irvine was still leaning in for a kiss and he fell right into the "dirt" that the "tree" was in.
"Kitty, I will hurt you." he said with clenched teeth.
**************************************************************************** ******
Zell's POV
Zell walked into the cafeteria with hope. However, he didn't smell any hotdogs.
"Are there any hotdogs left?" asked Zell anxiously.
"Sorry but when the Garden lurched like that, all the hotdogs flew out the window and into a puddle." said the lunchlady apologetically.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Zell ran outside to look in every puddle. He finally found a half- disentigrated hotdog in a deep puddle. He got it out and took a bite of it. He started to feel sick.
"I will hurt you Kitty." he said before running to the infirmary.
*******************************************************
Seifer's POV
"Hey! Why are we still on the ground!?" Seifer yelled. He wanted some excitement after his bad day but now he didn't even have that. As he walked back to his dorm, he said, "I will hurt you Kitty."
*************************************************************
Selphie's POV
Selphie started walking towards Rinoa's dorm to go have their hour of girl talk. However, Rinoa was already running towards Squall's dorm to make sure he was okay.
"But Rinny!" Selphie whined. "We always talk together each day."
"I can't Selph! I have to make sure Squall doesn't need me."
(SQUALL SQUALL SQUALL. That's all who she cares about!) Selphie thought to herself.
"Kitty, I will hurt you."
**************************************************************************** **
Squall's POV
Great, now I have another headache." said Squall sarcstically. "Must she annoy me like this everyday?"
KNOCK KNOCK!
"OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!' screamed Squall in pain while clutching his head.
"Kitty, I will hurt you."
**************************************************************************** *******
Rinoa's POV
"What's wrong Squall?" Rinoa yelled through the door.
"Go away!!! I don't want to talk to anybody right now!" he replied rudely.
"Can I help you with anything?"
"NO!"
As Rinoa walked back hurt she said, "Kitty, I will hurt you."
**************************************************************************
Quistis's POV
"File not found." beeped the computer Quistis was at.
"WHAT!!!!" she yelled.
She had been working on a huge project that was due to Headmaster Cid in two hours, no exceptions.
"I'm sorry, but the lurch made many files delete themselves." the librarian said.
As Quistis hurried up to re-do it she said, "Kitty, I will hurt you."
***********************************************
Moirae's POV
"I think your nose is broken." said Dr. Kadowaki.
"Don't you have any of that cream that you used for Seifer?" asked Moirae.
"No. Kitty had broken the bone so bad that I had to use all the creme."
"I will hurt you Kitty." said Moirae.
"But what are your true feelings?" said Dr. Kadowaki absently.
*************************************************************************
Grasshopper's POV
"Has anyone seen Zell?" Grasshopper asked every person she ran into.
"No."
Grasshopper sighed. She was trying to find Zell so that she could ask him out.
"Have you seen Zell?" she asked Seifer.
"Yeah, Chicken-Wuss is in the infirmary throwing up a bad hotdog."
"STOP CALLING HIM CHICKEN-WUSS!!!!" she screamed so loud that a few windows around them cracked.
"OOOOOOOOOOO someone likes Chicken-Wuss. Why would you like him?"
"Well, it's a choice between you and Zell. I think I'll go with the one with the brain who can actually pass a SeeD test."
Seifer actually looked insulted but she didn't care. All she was thinking was how bad she would beat Kitty with her jump-rope. "Kitty, I will hurt you," she said.
**************************************************************************** **********
Kitty's POV
"Hey guys. What's up?" Kitty said looking up as Squall, Rinoa, Irvine, Selphie, Zell, Seifer, Quistis, Grasshopper, and Moirae piled into her room. They all had their hands clutching something behind their back.
"Um...guys?" she asked now with panic in her voice as she looked at all the frowns directed towards her.
"It's payback time." said Squall.
"HUH?"
"Ready guys?"
"YEAH!"
They all brought there hands from their back. They each had a a ten pound bag of pixie stix.
"OOOOOOOOOOOO! What are you going to do with those? Force-feed me? Believe me, I don't mind." said Kitty with relief in her voice.
"Nope." said Grasshopper. "We're going to eat them one bag at a time and you have to watch us."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" screamed Kitty lunging for the bags.
"Hey guys! I'm Binx!"
Everyone turned around to look at the intruder. She was really tall with very short blue hair. She had a dagger in her belt that had to be ten inches long. She was wearing all black: long skirt, halter top, combat boots, and various jewelry. There was another girl with her but she was too busy looking at the pixie stix bags with interest.
"Oh, and this is my twin sister, Kola." explained Binx.
Kola couldn't look any different than her sister. She was at least seven inches shorter than Binx. She had light brown hair with blonde highlights and she was wearing a very girly outfit:blue tube top, khaki miniskirt, and black, chunky shoes. She also had a bag in her belt loop that was labeled "ninja stars."
"Can we help you?" asked Moirae.
"Yeah. Can me and Kola be in your fanclub?"
"You have a fanclub?" Squall asked Grasshopper
"Yeah. It's called The Squell Fan Girls Club!" said Kola speaking for the first time.
"Squell?" asked Zell.
"You know, a Squall and Zell fan club."
"STOP IT!!!!" screamed Grasshopper, Moirae, and Kitty at the same time.
"They're not supposed to know!" exclaimed Moirae.
"Ooops." said Binx.
"Here. I'll fix this." said Kitty.
By this time, all the Final Fantasy 8 characters were looking at the five with disbelief. Kitty went up to them and cast confuse on them.
"What just happened?" asked Selphie.
"These girls came in and asked if we'd be their friends." said Moirae as calm as she could.
"COOL MORE FRIENDS!!!" Quistis, Rinoa, and Selphie exclaimed all at the same time.
"Crap." said Seifer.
"Whatever." said Squall.
"I NEVER GOT MY HOTDOGS!!!!" Zell yelled.
"Here Zell," said Grasshopper. "You can have mine. I'm not hungry anymore."
"Yeah, like you actually kept those in your purse just in case you got hungry." said Seifer sarcasically. He started singing under his breath, "Grasshopper and Zell sittin' in a tree...."
He wasn't able to finish though. All of a sudden, Grasshopper went up to Seifer and slapped him as hard as she could in the face. Squall started clapping. Grasshopper went over to Kitty and Moirae and said under her breath, "Owww!"
Zell said, "Go girl!" though he had no clue what had just happened. He was too busy eating the hotdogs he had craved for.
*********************************************************************
ONE WEEK BEFORE THE PLAY
Squall's POV
"Can we please do a stage kiss?" Squall whined to Xu.
"No. I'm sorry but you are all mature adults, with the exception of Irvine, so I know you can live without kissing Rinoa for the 15 minutes." replied Xu.
"Fine!" (I really don't want to do this. But I guess it's my only way out of having to do this.) Squall thought to himself.
"Okay people," Quistis said, "lets cut to the marriage of Rhett (Squall) and Scarlett (Selphie) then we'll go back to the homecoming of Ashley (Irvine) and Melanie (Rinoa) running into his arms."
"Action!" commanded Nida.
The scene went by smoothly until the kiss. He gave her a huge smooch.
"EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!" screamed Selphie when the scene was over and she was able to rinse her mouth out.
"Great job Leonhart!" praised Nida. "That's exactly how I want it!"
Squall's jaw dropped and all the color drained from his face. He went over to the set where the O' Hara's house was supposed to be. He went to the water barrel and dipped his head in it. (Maybe if I stay in here long enough, I'll drown.) thought Squall. But that didn't work the way he wanted to either. Xu had just pulled his head back from the barrel, gave him a lecture about messing around, and told him to go dry off.
Rinoa was not happy when Squall wasn't able to persuade Xu to let them do a stage kiss. This meant she had to kiss Irvine at least three times in one night. Luckily, Squall took her to a fancy Japanese restaraunt that night and took her to a movie. When they got to the theater, they saw that "Gone With the Wind" was playing. They looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders, they went to go see it. Four hours later (literally) they came out.
"That was.....was....THE WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!! yelled Rinoa.
"Definantly number 2 on my worst movies of all time list." said Squall.
"What's number one?"
"Darkness Falls."
"Oh yeah, I can see that."
**************************************************************************
That's the end of Chapter 5!!!! Grasshopper: ZELL WILL BE MINE AND I WILL ASK HIM OUT!!!!!!
Kitty grabs the keyboard from Grasshopper. Kitty: Chicken-wuss Chicken-wuss Chicken-wuss Chicken-wuss Chicken-wuss. Moirae grabs the keyboard from Kitty: Seifer's cool. DIE QUISTIS!!!!!!!! Sorry. I had pixie stix. And soda. Not Dr. Pepper. It's evil. All of us: Welcome to our 2 fangirls!!!! Binx and Kola!!!!
