This is the incredibly boring introduction. So.because I love you all and
don't want you to be bored out of your minds, I posted the next chapter.
Which is a heck of a lot funnier. I hate the intros cause they take so long
and are so boring, but they're vital to the story. So, enjoy!
Disclaimer-I didn't create Hogwarts, Lily, James, Sirius, Remus, any other characters you might recognize, or magic.
In a perfect world
Chapter 1--In which you want to smash you foot through the computer it's so boring and introductory.
"No Sirius, you cannot put fire breathing dragons in the Slytherins suitcases," James said.
"Why not?" Sirius asked.
"WHY? Does it look like we have any fire breathing dragons?"
"We've got Charlie," Sirius pointed out, pointing to a boy in their year, sitting quietly in the corner of their compartment. He rolled his eyes and walked out.
"Charlie just doesn't like us because we get all the girls," Peter Pettigrew squeaked.
"You mean he doesn't like us because we get all the girls." Sirius motioned to him and James. "He just plain doesn't like you."
"Sorry to break it to you bud, but you don't even get the good girls," Peter said.
"Actually, no one does," Sirius said, just realizing it was true.
"Well we would if they would so much as look in our direction," James pouted.
"Yeah, we have Ravenclaws drooling over us, and Hufflepuffs kissing our feet, but the Gryffindor girls just don't see us," Sirius said.
Sirius Black and James Potter were very handsome, and popular. They both had black hair, but Sirius had deep blue eyes, and James' were brown. Peter
Pettigrew, their other friend, wasn't as handsome or popular, with light brown hair, and gray eyes.
James and Sirius had a great sense of humor, and cracked jokes all the time, while Peter tried too hard to be funny, and just wasn't. The only time he was funny was when he was trying to be serious.
"Damn girls. The only pretty ones are in Gryffindor too," Sirius said.
"There's only two pretty girls in the whole school," James added.
"Who's 'at?" Peter wanted to know.
"Lily Evans and Shae Cooper."
"They are best friends. They are like me and James. They are telepathic too. And together, they are a sight, but it hurts being the most wanted boys in the school, getting ignored by girls you are with every day."
"Do you know how many times I've tried talking to them?"
"Tell me about it. It's like talking to a wall."
"Lily talked to me," squeaked Peter.
"Saying 'Back off' isn't good enough."
"No, really, she did!"
"Sorry," Sirius corrected himself. "did she say, 'back off bastard?'"
James choked, trying to hold back laughter, when the door opened.
"Who're you?" Sirius asked the boy with sandy blond hair and hazel eyes who
just walked in.
"Remus. Remus Lupin. I just transferred, and I'm going into fourth year along with my sister. We're probably going to be in Gryffindor."
While Peter glared at him suspiciously, the other two exchanged glances.and
brain waves. They both knew what the other was thinking.
"Excuse us Remus, Sirius and I will be right back." James pulled Sirius out into the hall.
"Jamsie boy! This is perfect! Remus, our soon to be friend, is the brother of a girl who is gonna be friends with Lily and Shae."
"Ah, this year's gonna be great!" They walked back in.
"Sorry Remus. I'm James, and this is Sirius."
"Hi guys. You wanna meet my sister? I want to see who she's made friends with."
"Sure, we'd love to!"
*Meanwhile*
A 14 year old Lilian Evans sat on the Hogwarts Express talking to her friends. Lily was a pretty girl, with long, deep red hair, and emerald green eyes. She was humorous, and liked by everyone.
"Guys, I've been thinking. If I want to be Head Girl, or even a prefect, I need to be more social. This year, I'm going to talk to the boys," she said.
"No way!" yelled Kylie, a Gryffindor girl.
"You mean.interact with the other side?" asked Ellie, another Gryffindor girl.
"Actually, I was thinking that too," said Lily's best friend, Shae. She was a pretty blonde, with light brown eyes.
"Are you crazy girl?" Ellie cried. "No speaky. Clear?"
There was no answer.
"Ya know Ellie, that Charlie's kinda cute," said Kylie.
"No! My best friend is turning on me!"
"We cannot have this. Either you leave or I leave."
At the same time, Shae and Lily said, "you."
"Erg! Fine then." And she walked out.
"Wait!" Kylie yelled, realizing she had no other friends. "Wait up!"
That left Lily and Shae laughing.
In Gryffindor, in Lily's class, it was like some unwritten rule that the girls and boys did not interact. Well sure the boys attempted talking to them many times, but the girls only barely acknowledged their existence. And that was
only on special occasions.
"We are so mean to them," Shae said.
"Who? Ellie and Kylie? They deserve it."
"Nah, who cares about them. I mean the guys. They constantly try to talk to
us, and we act like they aren't there."
"Wanna go apologize?"
"Yeah, let's-" the door opened and a girl with long pure blonde hair and ice blue eyes walked in.
"Hi. I'm Leandra, who are you?"
"I'm Lily, and this is Shae. You new?"
"Yeah. I'll be in fourth year. My brother told me I should make some friends."
"We're in fourth year too. Who's your brother?"
"Remus. We're twins."
"Are you going to be in Gryffindor?"
"I'm not sure, but I really want to. And anyway, my parents were."
"I hope you are, you should see the other girls."
"They're like saber tooth tigers!" Shae added.
Leandra giggled. "Hey you guys wanna meet my brother?"
Lily and Shae smiled at each other. "Sure."
*Ten minutes later*
Leandra pulled open the door of the boy's compartment.
"Hey guys. I'm Remus' sister."
"Hello, I'm Sirius, that's Peter, that's James, and you are."
"I'm Leandra, but never call me that or I'll bite your head off."
"And she means that," Remus added.
"So what do we call you?"
"Andi."
"Okay."
"Andi, who are your friends?" Remus asked.
"Lily and Shae."
"Hey Lily, Hey Shae."
"Hi James," Lily said. "Hi Sirius, hi Remus."
"Wow, you're talking to us," James said.
"Yeah, we're really sorry about the last three years," Shae said.
"We finally had enough courage to stand up to the saber tooth tigers." Shae
and Andi giggled, and James and Sirius shot them quizzical looks.
"Subtitles please?"
"Sorry, Ellie and Kylie."
"So, Lily," Sirius said, pretending to yawn, and stretching his arm, and putting it around her shoulder.
"Oh Sirius, now I see why all those girls obsess over you," she said dreamily.
"Really?"
"No."
"Oh. Well too bad," but he looked put out. A voice over head said they were to arrive shortly.
"We'll go change then," Lily said, removing herself from Sirius' arm.
"You can stay here," James said. The girls rolled their eyes and went back to their original compartment.
That's all for now. Actually it's not. Check out the next chapter. See ya there!
Disclaimer-I didn't create Hogwarts, Lily, James, Sirius, Remus, any other characters you might recognize, or magic.
In a perfect world
Chapter 1--In which you want to smash you foot through the computer it's so boring and introductory.
"No Sirius, you cannot put fire breathing dragons in the Slytherins suitcases," James said.
"Why not?" Sirius asked.
"WHY? Does it look like we have any fire breathing dragons?"
"We've got Charlie," Sirius pointed out, pointing to a boy in their year, sitting quietly in the corner of their compartment. He rolled his eyes and walked out.
"Charlie just doesn't like us because we get all the girls," Peter Pettigrew squeaked.
"You mean he doesn't like us because we get all the girls." Sirius motioned to him and James. "He just plain doesn't like you."
"Sorry to break it to you bud, but you don't even get the good girls," Peter said.
"Actually, no one does," Sirius said, just realizing it was true.
"Well we would if they would so much as look in our direction," James pouted.
"Yeah, we have Ravenclaws drooling over us, and Hufflepuffs kissing our feet, but the Gryffindor girls just don't see us," Sirius said.
Sirius Black and James Potter were very handsome, and popular. They both had black hair, but Sirius had deep blue eyes, and James' were brown. Peter
Pettigrew, their other friend, wasn't as handsome or popular, with light brown hair, and gray eyes.
James and Sirius had a great sense of humor, and cracked jokes all the time, while Peter tried too hard to be funny, and just wasn't. The only time he was funny was when he was trying to be serious.
"Damn girls. The only pretty ones are in Gryffindor too," Sirius said.
"There's only two pretty girls in the whole school," James added.
"Who's 'at?" Peter wanted to know.
"Lily Evans and Shae Cooper."
"They are best friends. They are like me and James. They are telepathic too. And together, they are a sight, but it hurts being the most wanted boys in the school, getting ignored by girls you are with every day."
"Do you know how many times I've tried talking to them?"
"Tell me about it. It's like talking to a wall."
"Lily talked to me," squeaked Peter.
"Saying 'Back off' isn't good enough."
"No, really, she did!"
"Sorry," Sirius corrected himself. "did she say, 'back off bastard?'"
James choked, trying to hold back laughter, when the door opened.
"Who're you?" Sirius asked the boy with sandy blond hair and hazel eyes who
just walked in.
"Remus. Remus Lupin. I just transferred, and I'm going into fourth year along with my sister. We're probably going to be in Gryffindor."
While Peter glared at him suspiciously, the other two exchanged glances.and
brain waves. They both knew what the other was thinking.
"Excuse us Remus, Sirius and I will be right back." James pulled Sirius out into the hall.
"Jamsie boy! This is perfect! Remus, our soon to be friend, is the brother of a girl who is gonna be friends with Lily and Shae."
"Ah, this year's gonna be great!" They walked back in.
"Sorry Remus. I'm James, and this is Sirius."
"Hi guys. You wanna meet my sister? I want to see who she's made friends with."
"Sure, we'd love to!"
*Meanwhile*
A 14 year old Lilian Evans sat on the Hogwarts Express talking to her friends. Lily was a pretty girl, with long, deep red hair, and emerald green eyes. She was humorous, and liked by everyone.
"Guys, I've been thinking. If I want to be Head Girl, or even a prefect, I need to be more social. This year, I'm going to talk to the boys," she said.
"No way!" yelled Kylie, a Gryffindor girl.
"You mean.interact with the other side?" asked Ellie, another Gryffindor girl.
"Actually, I was thinking that too," said Lily's best friend, Shae. She was a pretty blonde, with light brown eyes.
"Are you crazy girl?" Ellie cried. "No speaky. Clear?"
There was no answer.
"Ya know Ellie, that Charlie's kinda cute," said Kylie.
"No! My best friend is turning on me!"
"We cannot have this. Either you leave or I leave."
At the same time, Shae and Lily said, "you."
"Erg! Fine then." And she walked out.
"Wait!" Kylie yelled, realizing she had no other friends. "Wait up!"
That left Lily and Shae laughing.
In Gryffindor, in Lily's class, it was like some unwritten rule that the girls and boys did not interact. Well sure the boys attempted talking to them many times, but the girls only barely acknowledged their existence. And that was
only on special occasions.
"We are so mean to them," Shae said.
"Who? Ellie and Kylie? They deserve it."
"Nah, who cares about them. I mean the guys. They constantly try to talk to
us, and we act like they aren't there."
"Wanna go apologize?"
"Yeah, let's-" the door opened and a girl with long pure blonde hair and ice blue eyes walked in.
"Hi. I'm Leandra, who are you?"
"I'm Lily, and this is Shae. You new?"
"Yeah. I'll be in fourth year. My brother told me I should make some friends."
"We're in fourth year too. Who's your brother?"
"Remus. We're twins."
"Are you going to be in Gryffindor?"
"I'm not sure, but I really want to. And anyway, my parents were."
"I hope you are, you should see the other girls."
"They're like saber tooth tigers!" Shae added.
Leandra giggled. "Hey you guys wanna meet my brother?"
Lily and Shae smiled at each other. "Sure."
*Ten minutes later*
Leandra pulled open the door of the boy's compartment.
"Hey guys. I'm Remus' sister."
"Hello, I'm Sirius, that's Peter, that's James, and you are."
"I'm Leandra, but never call me that or I'll bite your head off."
"And she means that," Remus added.
"So what do we call you?"
"Andi."
"Okay."
"Andi, who are your friends?" Remus asked.
"Lily and Shae."
"Hey Lily, Hey Shae."
"Hi James," Lily said. "Hi Sirius, hi Remus."
"Wow, you're talking to us," James said.
"Yeah, we're really sorry about the last three years," Shae said.
"We finally had enough courage to stand up to the saber tooth tigers." Shae
and Andi giggled, and James and Sirius shot them quizzical looks.
"Subtitles please?"
"Sorry, Ellie and Kylie."
"So, Lily," Sirius said, pretending to yawn, and stretching his arm, and putting it around her shoulder.
"Oh Sirius, now I see why all those girls obsess over you," she said dreamily.
"Really?"
"No."
"Oh. Well too bad," but he looked put out. A voice over head said they were to arrive shortly.
"We'll go change then," Lily said, removing herself from Sirius' arm.
"You can stay here," James said. The girls rolled their eyes and went back to their original compartment.
That's all for now. Actually it's not. Check out the next chapter. See ya there!
