This is the other part. I promise it's way less boring than the first
chapter.
Disclaimer-J.K. Rowling owns everything she does.
In a perfect world
Chapter 2- Nicknames
*Thirty minutes later*
Remus and Andi were sorted into Gryffindor, and sat down with the rest.
In the Great Hall, Dumbledore made the regular announcements, and sat down. Remus and Andi's eyes grew wide as the plates filled with food.
"Pretty nifty huh?"
"Hogwarts is way cool!"
When the desserts appeared, they were persuading each other to eat stuff. Andi was eating something, and Sirius wondered what it was.
"Apple fritters. Try some," Andi said.
"I don't think so. I don't like those."
"Sirius, that's because the last time you made those, you didn't have any apples, so you substituted fish instead," James told him.
"Fish fritters?" Remus asked.
"They weren't that good." He made a face.
"Mr. Fish fritters, you are so.fishy."
James was howling with laughter. "Sirius' nickname is Fishy!"
When people started leaving, they got up. But before they got too far, Lucius came up to James.
"Potter. You piece of garbage."
"Malfoy. You piece of trash."
"At least trash rhymes with clash," he said. Then, after James let it sink in a minute, Malfoy realized what he'd said.
"Stupid!" James commented then walked off.
~*~
The next morning, the mail came. Shae's owl, Prodigy brought her a package.
"What's that?" Lily asked, and Shae showed her.
"Yeah, what is it? Come on Shae show us!" exclaimed Sirius.
"Shae sho," James said. "Shaesho! Shaesho, Shaesho, Shaesho!"
"Please," Andi said. "We've got to get to transfiguration."
~*~
During Transfiguration, James kept flirting with Lily, who was sitting next to him. Both obviously joking, kept waving, winking, smiling, mouthing 'I love you,' and blowing kisses at each other.
"Mr. Potter!" Yelled Professor McGonagall. "Please pay attention. That clear?"
"Straight up M Dawg!"
"Dear, I never want to hear those words strung into a sentence again."
"Sure thing M Dawg."
"I'll make you a deal. You call me that, and I get to call you J Dawg."
And that's how James got his nickname.
~*~
At lunch that day, Andi said, "You guys all have nicknames. Fishy, J Dawg, Shaesho, even Malfoy, Clash."
"Well Andi, you can be Andromeda. You're both majorly hot!" Sirius exclaimed.
"Thanks, and Peter.Peter can be Squeakers because of his voice," said Andi.
"And Remus can be Moony 'cause.well it's a family name."
"What about Lily?"
"Lily can be Lioness," said James.
"Why's that?" Shae asked.
"Well think," answered Sirius. Lily is like a Tigerlily. So Lily's a Lion. But she's a girl, so she's a Lioness."
"Are you two telepathic or something?"
"Psycho. That's us."
"Didn't need to point that out."
"Guess what class we have right after lunch?" asked Shae.
"Ooh, isn't it that new class.Greek Mythology or something?" questioned Lily.
"Yeah, I signed up for that because it sounded way cool."
"Is that one of the ones we signed up for J Dawg?" Sirius asked.
"I did. And I'm pretty sure you did too, because it's an easy class.
"Hey! I resent that remark!"
"Shut up and get to Mythology."
Unfortunately when they reached the classroom, James saw they had it with the Slytherins.
"Clash!" He yelled, running to Malfoy. "I wanna sit by my best friend!"
"No, I do!" Sirius glanced pointedly at James, then at something he had in his hands, then at Lucius and back to James.
"Oh, all right.I guess you can sit by him today." James gave in, sounding reluctant.
"Hey Clash, buddy 'ol pal!" Sirius patted him on the back.
"Students, would everyone please find your seat on this seating chart and sit?"
Sirius ended up sitting by Lily in the front left hand corner of the room. James and Remus sat in the back right hand corner, Peter was sitting by Shae, and
Malfoy by Andi.
"My name is Professor Sharpe, and I'm your Mythology teacher. This is my first time teaching, and this is a completely new job, so bear with me. What
we're going to do today is act out a few scenes of what we think might have
happened. I'm going to come around with slips of paper and you'll pick a role. We don't have enough for the whole class, so I'll get volunteers." Remus went first, and picked "Perseus, Hero who slew Medusa, and saved Andromeda" Then Andi drew "Medusa, a gorgon whose appearance turned people to stone."
"Ain't that the truth?" Sirius asked.
"Shut up you."
"Yea! I get to slay and save the same person!" Remus said. (Andi is Andromeda in real life)
Then, Peter and Snape drew Ares and Adonis, lovers of Aphrodite.
Kylie then drew, "Demeter, Goddess of agriculture and marriage."
A Slytherin girl drew Athena, and Narcissa drew Persephone.
"I hope I get a good one," Sirius cried when it was his turn. "'Zeus,'" He read aloud. "'Supreme God, after overthrowing his father, Cronus.' Sweet!"
"His ego is already the size of London," James complained.
"And I'm voting that the understatement of the century," Lily added.
"I wonder who gets to be my lovely wife.Shaesho!" He exclaimed as she read off her slip.
"'Hera, Zeus' wife, and the Goddess of Maternity and marriage.' Great, just
great."
Another Slytherin girl read hers. "Minerva, Goddess of handicraft and wisdom."
"Oi J Dawg! You hear that?" Sirius yelled across the room. "M Dawg is a Goddess!"
Lily picked next, and got "Aphrodite, Goddess of love and beauty."
"Great, Snape and Peter love me.at least I'm married to James."
James had drawn and gotten Hephaestus."
After James, no one else volunteered.
"Come on people, we've got one more. Any volunteers? How about Mr. Malfoy. You can be." He drew out the last slip. "Hades. God of the underworld."
Lucius got up and walked towards the front of the classroom.
"What is so funny?" He asked, realizing everyone was laughing at him.
"Sorry to be the one to burst your bubble, but you have a sign on your back," said Andi.
He reached back, and pulled it off. "'Kick me--I clash!' Potter, Black! It was you!"
"Now Mr. Malfoy, don't go making assumptions. Remember, innocent until proven guilty."
"And Black is guilty. I know it was him."
" I can only give him detention if there are two more witnesses. Anyone?"
Of course, Andi, Remus, Sirius, James, Lily, Shae and Peter were the only other ones who had seen it, but they weren't about to raise their hands.
"Okay then, let's get to the play. We'll start with Zeus and Hera."
"Supreme God at your service! Oh yeah, and my lovely wife Shaesho!"
"Then we'll need Hades over here." Sirius cracked up.
"Mr. Black--"
"Zeus."
"Compose yourself."
"I'll throw a lightning bolt at you."
"Give it a rest."
"Ouch."
"Did Lioness burn you with her hotness?" Remus asked.
"No, but Andromeda did."
"My sister? She's not hot, she's.petrifying."
"As corny as that was.it was funny." James said.
"My snakes will bite you. Beware."
"Now, I need Aphrodite over here. And Ares and Adonis over here. Then Hephaestus here."
Ah, thank you thank you! That's all for now. And It gets funnier, so stick around! Add me to your favorites, anything. *hint hint* Lol, j/k. But please review!
Disclaimer-J.K. Rowling owns everything she does.
In a perfect world
Chapter 2- Nicknames
*Thirty minutes later*
Remus and Andi were sorted into Gryffindor, and sat down with the rest.
In the Great Hall, Dumbledore made the regular announcements, and sat down. Remus and Andi's eyes grew wide as the plates filled with food.
"Pretty nifty huh?"
"Hogwarts is way cool!"
When the desserts appeared, they were persuading each other to eat stuff. Andi was eating something, and Sirius wondered what it was.
"Apple fritters. Try some," Andi said.
"I don't think so. I don't like those."
"Sirius, that's because the last time you made those, you didn't have any apples, so you substituted fish instead," James told him.
"Fish fritters?" Remus asked.
"They weren't that good." He made a face.
"Mr. Fish fritters, you are so.fishy."
James was howling with laughter. "Sirius' nickname is Fishy!"
When people started leaving, they got up. But before they got too far, Lucius came up to James.
"Potter. You piece of garbage."
"Malfoy. You piece of trash."
"At least trash rhymes with clash," he said. Then, after James let it sink in a minute, Malfoy realized what he'd said.
"Stupid!" James commented then walked off.
~*~
The next morning, the mail came. Shae's owl, Prodigy brought her a package.
"What's that?" Lily asked, and Shae showed her.
"Yeah, what is it? Come on Shae show us!" exclaimed Sirius.
"Shae sho," James said. "Shaesho! Shaesho, Shaesho, Shaesho!"
"Please," Andi said. "We've got to get to transfiguration."
~*~
During Transfiguration, James kept flirting with Lily, who was sitting next to him. Both obviously joking, kept waving, winking, smiling, mouthing 'I love you,' and blowing kisses at each other.
"Mr. Potter!" Yelled Professor McGonagall. "Please pay attention. That clear?"
"Straight up M Dawg!"
"Dear, I never want to hear those words strung into a sentence again."
"Sure thing M Dawg."
"I'll make you a deal. You call me that, and I get to call you J Dawg."
And that's how James got his nickname.
~*~
At lunch that day, Andi said, "You guys all have nicknames. Fishy, J Dawg, Shaesho, even Malfoy, Clash."
"Well Andi, you can be Andromeda. You're both majorly hot!" Sirius exclaimed.
"Thanks, and Peter.Peter can be Squeakers because of his voice," said Andi.
"And Remus can be Moony 'cause.well it's a family name."
"What about Lily?"
"Lily can be Lioness," said James.
"Why's that?" Shae asked.
"Well think," answered Sirius. Lily is like a Tigerlily. So Lily's a Lion. But she's a girl, so she's a Lioness."
"Are you two telepathic or something?"
"Psycho. That's us."
"Didn't need to point that out."
"Guess what class we have right after lunch?" asked Shae.
"Ooh, isn't it that new class.Greek Mythology or something?" questioned Lily.
"Yeah, I signed up for that because it sounded way cool."
"Is that one of the ones we signed up for J Dawg?" Sirius asked.
"I did. And I'm pretty sure you did too, because it's an easy class.
"Hey! I resent that remark!"
"Shut up and get to Mythology."
Unfortunately when they reached the classroom, James saw they had it with the Slytherins.
"Clash!" He yelled, running to Malfoy. "I wanna sit by my best friend!"
"No, I do!" Sirius glanced pointedly at James, then at something he had in his hands, then at Lucius and back to James.
"Oh, all right.I guess you can sit by him today." James gave in, sounding reluctant.
"Hey Clash, buddy 'ol pal!" Sirius patted him on the back.
"Students, would everyone please find your seat on this seating chart and sit?"
Sirius ended up sitting by Lily in the front left hand corner of the room. James and Remus sat in the back right hand corner, Peter was sitting by Shae, and
Malfoy by Andi.
"My name is Professor Sharpe, and I'm your Mythology teacher. This is my first time teaching, and this is a completely new job, so bear with me. What
we're going to do today is act out a few scenes of what we think might have
happened. I'm going to come around with slips of paper and you'll pick a role. We don't have enough for the whole class, so I'll get volunteers." Remus went first, and picked "Perseus, Hero who slew Medusa, and saved Andromeda" Then Andi drew "Medusa, a gorgon whose appearance turned people to stone."
"Ain't that the truth?" Sirius asked.
"Shut up you."
"Yea! I get to slay and save the same person!" Remus said. (Andi is Andromeda in real life)
Then, Peter and Snape drew Ares and Adonis, lovers of Aphrodite.
Kylie then drew, "Demeter, Goddess of agriculture and marriage."
A Slytherin girl drew Athena, and Narcissa drew Persephone.
"I hope I get a good one," Sirius cried when it was his turn. "'Zeus,'" He read aloud. "'Supreme God, after overthrowing his father, Cronus.' Sweet!"
"His ego is already the size of London," James complained.
"And I'm voting that the understatement of the century," Lily added.
"I wonder who gets to be my lovely wife.Shaesho!" He exclaimed as she read off her slip.
"'Hera, Zeus' wife, and the Goddess of Maternity and marriage.' Great, just
great."
Another Slytherin girl read hers. "Minerva, Goddess of handicraft and wisdom."
"Oi J Dawg! You hear that?" Sirius yelled across the room. "M Dawg is a Goddess!"
Lily picked next, and got "Aphrodite, Goddess of love and beauty."
"Great, Snape and Peter love me.at least I'm married to James."
James had drawn and gotten Hephaestus."
After James, no one else volunteered.
"Come on people, we've got one more. Any volunteers? How about Mr. Malfoy. You can be." He drew out the last slip. "Hades. God of the underworld."
Lucius got up and walked towards the front of the classroom.
"What is so funny?" He asked, realizing everyone was laughing at him.
"Sorry to be the one to burst your bubble, but you have a sign on your back," said Andi.
He reached back, and pulled it off. "'Kick me--I clash!' Potter, Black! It was you!"
"Now Mr. Malfoy, don't go making assumptions. Remember, innocent until proven guilty."
"And Black is guilty. I know it was him."
" I can only give him detention if there are two more witnesses. Anyone?"
Of course, Andi, Remus, Sirius, James, Lily, Shae and Peter were the only other ones who had seen it, but they weren't about to raise their hands.
"Okay then, let's get to the play. We'll start with Zeus and Hera."
"Supreme God at your service! Oh yeah, and my lovely wife Shaesho!"
"Then we'll need Hades over here." Sirius cracked up.
"Mr. Black--"
"Zeus."
"Compose yourself."
"I'll throw a lightning bolt at you."
"Give it a rest."
"Ouch."
"Did Lioness burn you with her hotness?" Remus asked.
"No, but Andromeda did."
"My sister? She's not hot, she's.petrifying."
"As corny as that was.it was funny." James said.
"My snakes will bite you. Beware."
"Now, I need Aphrodite over here. And Ares and Adonis over here. Then Hephaestus here."
Ah, thank you thank you! That's all for now. And It gets funnier, so stick around! Add me to your favorites, anything. *hint hint* Lol, j/k. But please review!
