SEVERUS SNAPE SEES A SPIDER AND TOTALLY, TOTALLY FREAKS
"Why is it that none of my students can write a term paper that's clear, concise and to the point?" Snape muttered under his breath as he flunked six people at once with a flick of his quill. Suddenly, something darted from under a nearby cabinet and vanished behind a chair-leg.
Snape paused.
"That was SO not a spider," he said out loud.
He stood up and cautiously moved around to the other side of the chair, walking close to the wall so as to leave a maximum of three feet between himself and whatever was behind the chair-leg. A small spider scrambled out from behind the chair and started scaling the table.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMIGOD!" Snape screamed, and ran out of the room.
"Why is it that none of my students can write a term paper that's clear, concise and to the point?" Snape muttered under his breath as he flunked six people at once with a flick of his quill. Suddenly, something darted from under a nearby cabinet and vanished behind a chair-leg.
Snape paused.
"That was SO not a spider," he said out loud.
He stood up and cautiously moved around to the other side of the chair, walking close to the wall so as to leave a maximum of three feet between himself and whatever was behind the chair-leg. A small spider scrambled out from behind the chair and started scaling the table.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMIGOD!" Snape screamed, and ran out of the room.
