SEVERUS SNAPE SEES A SPIDER AND TOTALLY, TOTALLY FREAKS

"Why is it that none of my students can write a term paper that's clear, concise and to the point?" Snape muttered under his breath as he flunked six people at once with a flick of his quill. Suddenly, something darted from under a nearby cabinet and vanished behind a chair-leg.

Snape paused.

"That was SO not a spider," he said out loud.

He stood up and cautiously moved around to the other side of the chair, walking close to the wall so as to leave a maximum of three feet between himself and whatever was behind the chair-leg. A small spider scrambled out from behind the chair and started scaling the table.

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMIGOD!" Snape screamed, and ran out of the room.