SEVERUS SNAPE JUST DOESN'T GET TODAY'S POPULAR MUSIC
"I really don't," Snape replied, in response to the title of this vignette. "It doesn't even sound like music. Just a lot of angry shouting."
"So it sounds like you," replied many, many sixteen-year old goth girls in unison.
"NO," Snape answered testily, "I don't shout when I'm angry. I just get very, very quietly furious, like your dad did when you came home and had to tell him that you crashed the car into the mailbox because you were too distracted with tuning the radio to a station that didn't suck."
"Oh," many, many sixteen-year old goth girls blushed with embarrassment. "We thought you'd forgotten about that."
"I haven't," Snape answered curtly. "NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY SITTING ROOM!!" he added at the top of his lungs.
"I really don't," Snape replied, in response to the title of this vignette. "It doesn't even sound like music. Just a lot of angry shouting."
"So it sounds like you," replied many, many sixteen-year old goth girls in unison.
"NO," Snape answered testily, "I don't shout when I'm angry. I just get very, very quietly furious, like your dad did when you came home and had to tell him that you crashed the car into the mailbox because you were too distracted with tuning the radio to a station that didn't suck."
"Oh," many, many sixteen-year old goth girls blushed with embarrassment. "We thought you'd forgotten about that."
"I haven't," Snape answered curtly. "NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY SITTING ROOM!!" he added at the top of his lungs.
