SNAPE GETS TO THE PART IN THE FIFTH BOOK CONCERNING HIS WORST MEMORY AND REALIZES THAT VINDICATION IS NOT WORTH HAVING YOUR UNDERWEAR PARADED AROUND ON THE LAWN

"Oh my god," Snape gasped. He was more than halfway into the fifth Harry Potter book when he received a very nasty surprise.

"HOW COULD THEY PUT THIS IN PRINT?" he yelled furiously, hurling the book across the room. "What were they THINKING?"

He sat in silence for ten minutes, inwardly fuming at the very idea. "I suppose the only way to redeem my character in this book was to martyr me to the audience by telling them this horrible memory, is that it?" he finally shouted, to no one in particular (except the spider, who was hiding). "Well, I'm NOT amused! I might just write an angry letter of sorts to.to someone who will read it and NOT FIND IT VERY AMUSING IN THE LEAST!"

"Why don't they just tie my briefs to a rope and run them up the flagpole?" he yelled again.

"Done and done," Fred and George said as they walked passed Snape's office.

Snape gave another yell of rage, ran to the window and looked out into the courtyard. While he was distracted, Fred ducked into the office and hooked an empty set of glass vials, a Time Magazine, some neat-looking gloves and the spider.

THE END

(By the way, Snape's boxers up the flagpole is NOT what he was looking at in the previous story. You're going to have to do better than that.--Das Author)