SEVERUS SNAPE REALLY HATES THOSE GOTH GIRLS

Several thousand freaky goth girls were milling about as usual on Snape's lawn, when there was a sudden disturbance.

"EAT BALLOON, YOU NOIRE-WEARING DRAMA QUEENS!" Snape screamed out the window, hurling water ballons down onto the crowd. Mascara and white-face makeup bleeding everywhere, the girls fled into the surrounding forests.

"We'll be back, you sexy mysterious loner,"several thousand freaky goth girls sobbed as they dabbed at their makeup under cover of the bushes. "Just as soon as we win those auctions on ebay for really cheap waterproof eye kohl. . .we WILL be back."