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A/N~ Alas! The second chapter! Enjoy! Review! Get on with your life! I COMMAND YOU! . laterz!
Chapter 2: she explains
"You have something to do with this don't you?" Harry said outraged
"Umm, like, yeah"
"WHY?!"
"Because you're, like, in my fanfiction!"
"Fanfiction?" Harry asked slowly.
"Well umm, you see, I, the perfect flawless Mary-Sue, represent the obsessed American fan girl who, like, always puts herself in her own pathetic love entangled story"
"Why?"
"He-llo! So I can be, like, you're girlfriend!"
Harry shuddered at the mere thought but continued "and this affects my friends because."
"Oh Harry, like, don't you get it?" before Harry could answer. "This year, like, everyone is going to look like a supermodel, like, no one will actually use magic, and like, there will be like, furious make-out sessions like, every hour!"
"Let me get this straight. Everyone will look like a supermodel?" Mary-Sue nodded "including teachers like Dumbledore, Hagrid and. Snape?" he asked slowly.
"Well. not Hagrid, like he doesn't exist anymore"
"WHAT? WHY?!"
"Like, he doesn't have crazy obsessed fangirls"
"B-but he's my friend and a very good person! Just because you freaks don't like him doesn't mean he has to seize to exist!!!!" Harry screamed angrily.
"Like, you're so shallow Harry"
".And what's this about us not using magic?" he asked annoyingly.
"Well, you won't be using magic"
"We-won't-use-magic???"
"Not really"
"And you'll be my." Harry was too shocked to continue.
"Girlfriend!!! Like, Oh my god you got it!!!"
"One more thing.." "Like, yes?"
"COULD SOMEONE KILL ME NOW PLEASE!?!?"
"Lol"
"Why'd you just say 'lol'?"
"Oh, it's like, an acronym, like, it means laughing out loud"
"Riiiite."
Out of nowhere Harry and the gang, unfortunately including Mary-Sue, are suddenly sitting in the great Hall.
"How'd that happen?" Harry asked very confused.
"I'm usually too lazy to write in between important scenes."
"Oh" Harry said silently as the sorting ceremony started.
Random names were called out; mostly slight variations of former student's names. Which is weird because Harry could've sworn they were only children; like Neville Longbotton who apparently has a sister named Nuwanda Longbotton; and so on and so forth.
"This year we have some new foreign transfer students from America" Professor McGonnagal said "which is very confusing because they were completely muggle until they read the series" she sighed, "Anyways, Mary- Sue, Mary-Jane and Mary-Anne please come forth to be sorted"
Mary-Anne was first. She was exactly like Mary-Sue only that her hair was dark brown. She was sorted into Slytherin after asking if the hat would mess up her hair. Mary-Jane was next; she was a slight variation of Mary- Anne, with curly light brow hair. She was sorted into Gryffindor after pointing out how it did not match her outfit at all. And the dreaded Mary- Sue was last; she too was sorted into Gryffindor after countless minutes of refusing to wear it because it had been contaminated by other people's heads.
After the ceremony was over, Harry glanced over at the Ravenclaw table hoping to see the new 'fanfictionized' Cho.
"Like, if you're looking for Cho. she like, doesn't exist either"
"WHAT?"
"Us Harry Potter fans like me hate her guts to death, so like, we pretend that like, she never existed"
"You know. you're really annoying me"
"Like, as if I care"
". If you say 'like' on more time I'll." Harry said through clenched teeth.
Harry kept looking on. He spotted Ron and Hermione. They were having a furious make out session. After that Mary- Jane grabbed Ron away from Hermione (after much pulling) and they started a new make-out session (Hermione was left furious). Harry shuddered; he looked over at the professor's table. Dumbledore was eating a pile of lemon drops. Snape was sulking and looked pretty much the same; with the big exception that he was wearing a very tight leather cloak. "Aaaarrgghhh!!!!!!!!! The pain!!!!!!" he screamed "I'm blind!!!!!!!!!!"
Harry ran away to the corridor. He bumped into someone and fell backwards onto the floor.
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!
A/N~ If you're asking yourself the purpose for so many "Marys" then you'll just have to wait. But. I have written another story that includes Mary-Sue and Mary-Jane . DRUNK IDIOTS! You can go to that story if you want a little background on them. but Mary-Anne is my newest creation so you'll just have to wait.
A/N~ Alas! The second chapter! Enjoy! Review! Get on with your life! I COMMAND YOU! . laterz!
Chapter 2: she explains
"You have something to do with this don't you?" Harry said outraged
"Umm, like, yeah"
"WHY?!"
"Because you're, like, in my fanfiction!"
"Fanfiction?" Harry asked slowly.
"Well umm, you see, I, the perfect flawless Mary-Sue, represent the obsessed American fan girl who, like, always puts herself in her own pathetic love entangled story"
"Why?"
"He-llo! So I can be, like, you're girlfriend!"
Harry shuddered at the mere thought but continued "and this affects my friends because."
"Oh Harry, like, don't you get it?" before Harry could answer. "This year, like, everyone is going to look like a supermodel, like, no one will actually use magic, and like, there will be like, furious make-out sessions like, every hour!"
"Let me get this straight. Everyone will look like a supermodel?" Mary-Sue nodded "including teachers like Dumbledore, Hagrid and. Snape?" he asked slowly.
"Well. not Hagrid, like he doesn't exist anymore"
"WHAT? WHY?!"
"Like, he doesn't have crazy obsessed fangirls"
"B-but he's my friend and a very good person! Just because you freaks don't like him doesn't mean he has to seize to exist!!!!" Harry screamed angrily.
"Like, you're so shallow Harry"
".And what's this about us not using magic?" he asked annoyingly.
"Well, you won't be using magic"
"We-won't-use-magic???"
"Not really"
"And you'll be my." Harry was too shocked to continue.
"Girlfriend!!! Like, Oh my god you got it!!!"
"One more thing.." "Like, yes?"
"COULD SOMEONE KILL ME NOW PLEASE!?!?"
"Lol"
"Why'd you just say 'lol'?"
"Oh, it's like, an acronym, like, it means laughing out loud"
"Riiiite."
Out of nowhere Harry and the gang, unfortunately including Mary-Sue, are suddenly sitting in the great Hall.
"How'd that happen?" Harry asked very confused.
"I'm usually too lazy to write in between important scenes."
"Oh" Harry said silently as the sorting ceremony started.
Random names were called out; mostly slight variations of former student's names. Which is weird because Harry could've sworn they were only children; like Neville Longbotton who apparently has a sister named Nuwanda Longbotton; and so on and so forth.
"This year we have some new foreign transfer students from America" Professor McGonnagal said "which is very confusing because they were completely muggle until they read the series" she sighed, "Anyways, Mary- Sue, Mary-Jane and Mary-Anne please come forth to be sorted"
Mary-Anne was first. She was exactly like Mary-Sue only that her hair was dark brown. She was sorted into Slytherin after asking if the hat would mess up her hair. Mary-Jane was next; she was a slight variation of Mary- Anne, with curly light brow hair. She was sorted into Gryffindor after pointing out how it did not match her outfit at all. And the dreaded Mary- Sue was last; she too was sorted into Gryffindor after countless minutes of refusing to wear it because it had been contaminated by other people's heads.
After the ceremony was over, Harry glanced over at the Ravenclaw table hoping to see the new 'fanfictionized' Cho.
"Like, if you're looking for Cho. she like, doesn't exist either"
"WHAT?"
"Us Harry Potter fans like me hate her guts to death, so like, we pretend that like, she never existed"
"You know. you're really annoying me"
"Like, as if I care"
". If you say 'like' on more time I'll." Harry said through clenched teeth.
Harry kept looking on. He spotted Ron and Hermione. They were having a furious make out session. After that Mary- Jane grabbed Ron away from Hermione (after much pulling) and they started a new make-out session (Hermione was left furious). Harry shuddered; he looked over at the professor's table. Dumbledore was eating a pile of lemon drops. Snape was sulking and looked pretty much the same; with the big exception that he was wearing a very tight leather cloak. "Aaaarrgghhh!!!!!!!!! The pain!!!!!!" he screamed "I'm blind!!!!!!!!!!"
Harry ran away to the corridor. He bumped into someone and fell backwards onto the floor.
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!
A/N~ If you're asking yourself the purpose for so many "Marys" then you'll just have to wait. But. I have written another story that includes Mary-Sue and Mary-Jane . DRUNK IDIOTS! You can go to that story if you want a little background on them. but Mary-Anne is my newest creation so you'll just have to wait.
