Disclaimer: I have now successfully kidnapped JK Rowling and I am the new author for the series

Chapter 3: He meets the other Marys

A/N~ Oh joy, yet another chapter in my wonderfully clichéd story. Sit tight, grab some snacks and enjoy!

Harry ran away to the corridor and bumped into someone and fell backwards.

"Oh sorry." he looked at who he had bumped into. "Malfoy" he spat with hatred.

"Aw, come now, don't call me 'Malfoy', I'm a good guy now, call me Draco"

"Why? I've been calling you 'Malfoy' for the past four years I've known you!"

"Actually it's been six"

".But we're in the 5th year and I met you in our 1st year."

"I know, but there was a two year lapse in time 'til we came back."

"Oh"

"Well, see you"

"Wait! Aren't you going to insult me?"

"Hmm. not really, I've got a make-out session in 3 minutes so I must go"

"Ok."

Harry got up and turned to leave for his Common Room.

"Harry! Like, how are you!"

Harry answered annoyingly without even looking

"Listen Mary-Sue! Stop the crap!"

"Like, I'm not Mary-Sue!"

Harry turned around, before him stood the exact replica of Mary-Sue. Only that this Mary in particular had light brown curly hair and dark brown eyes.

"Like, I'm Mary-Jane!"

"Mary-JANE?" he said Horror-struck. 'Not another Mary!!!!' he thought

"Like, yea"

"Cool, so where's Spider-Man?"

"Harry you moron! I'm not THAT Mary-Jane!"

"Well it was worth a try." Harry mumbled and shrugged. "So you are another version of Mary-Sue then?"

"Yes, I'm just like Mary-Sue only that I'm Ron's pathetic fan girl who like, puts herself in her own entangled love stories to be like, his love interest."

"Oh" he nodded.

"So like, have you seen Ron?"

"Ahh. no" he said annoyingly.

"Oh dammit!"

Harry kept walking towards the Gryffindor Common Room Harry bumped into someone yet again.

"Oh like, hi Harry!"

"Mary-Jane?!" he stammered "B-But you were just downstairs!!!" he noticed something different about her though "wait. didn't you have curly light brown hair?"

"Harry, like slow down" she sighed "I'm like, Mary-Anne"

"Another Mary!?"

She chuckled "Like yea"

"OH NO NOT ANOTHER ONE!!!"

"Yes I'm just like Mary-Sue and Mary-Jane but I'm Draco's pathetic fangirl who like, puts herself in her own pathetic love entangled story to be like, Draco's love interest!"

"Oh"

"So like, have you seen him?"

"Umm, yeah he said something about a make-out session in 3 minutes or something"

"Oh crap I'm late!!!" she said looking at her watch.

Harry was yet again on his way to the Gryffindor Common Room. Surprisingly and to his delight he did not, I repeat did not bump into any more Marys. On the other hand he did see some of the hourly make-out sessions in progress; some of which startled Harry. Some were even shocking to him; you know, slashy or teacher/student/ghost triple x kinda stuff.

"XXX?! WERE'S THAT HOTTIE VIN DIESEL?!?" screamed a mindless random Diesel fan.

" NOT THAT 'XXX' YOU MORONIC BABOON!" screamed another more sane random voice.

"OH OK" screamed the first mindless random Diesel fan.

So after many minutes of me thinking what to write next ,many make- out encounters and a LOT of random voices shouting incoherent things that have nothing to do with this fic. Harry got to his Common Room!

"Finally"

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!! A/N~ alas two days till the 5th book one more chapter and you wont hear from me again until I finish reading HP book 5 for about 15 times to say the least. REVIEW!!!! Ahh do not tell me you do not know where the review box is..

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