DISCLAIMER: I have given up on trying to take over Harry Potter. Yes, sadly I must admit defeat. But hey! At least you get this instead!

Chapter 4: "The clichéd ball of the clichéd pairings"

"Finally" Harry sighed. "Aaargh!!" There was someone sitting on his bed. "What are you doing here?!" he glared at Mary-Sue.

"I'm like, waiting for you to get dressed!"

"I AM dressed!"

"Like, not for the Yule ball!"

"B-but I thought the Yule ball only took place in the Triwizard Tournament!"

"Yea well, like we usually write this to entertain ourselves because we like aren't original and some junk"

"Oh"

"So hurry up!"

"I'm not gonna change in front of you! And besides. I don't have a date!"

"Harry, like, I'm beginning to think you're gay" she sighed "I'm your like, date!"

"Nooo!"

"Yes! Now I'll go outside and you are gonna change ok?"

"Yes Ma' am" he said very disappointedly

Mary-Sue stepped out of the room and Harry got into his old dress robes. Harry sighed, 'What did I do to deserve this?' he thought.

Harry took Mary-Sue to the Yule ball. Everyone was there and oddly enough. the Backstreetboys were performing.

"I didn't know the Backstreetboys were wizards" Harry said

"They aren't It's just that we don't have the imagination to create another wizard band and 'the weird brothers' would be a little clichéd wouldn't it?"

"I am utterly confused"

Mary-Sue had forced Harry to dance all night long. In the process he saw Ron, who went with Hermione and Mary-Jane; both girls were often cat fighting to see who danced with Ron next, Mal- I mean Draco went with Ginny and Mary-Anne; to his surprise they didn't cat fight.

1:00AM struck and most people had gone to their dormitories. Mary-Sue however had tied Harry to a leash.

"Harry I'm tired I think I'll go to bed"

"Aren't you going to untie the leash?" "Oh please Harry, like, don't you have opposable thumbs?"

"Er.right"

So Harry began his tedious walk back to his dormitory. He didn't understand how on earth it took him so long when Hogwarts was fanfictionized, instead of the usual 15 minutes back when J.K Rowling use to write this. He kept walking and finally got to his bedroom.

"yay bed" he yawned as he pulled back the curtains.

"Harry! Glad you could join us!" Mal-I mean Draco said.

"Aargh!"

"Great! Like, now we can have a eight-some!" said Mary-Sue.

"Ok, this is NOT happening on MY bed!!!!" Harry screamed.

A lot of people were on his bed.Mary-Sue, Mary-Jane, Mary-Anne, Ron, Mal- I mean Draco, Hermione and Ginny.

"Oh Harry lighten up!" Ron said gleefully.

"Lighten up?!" he screamed "YOU'RE F*CKING BREEDING ON MY BED!!!"

"Aww Harry don't be such a spoil-sport."Draco said chuckling. apparently he had gotten himself drunk.

"M-Draco? How'd you get here anyway?"

"I dunno, I just did."

"Ok that is it!!! EVERYBODY OUT!" He said pointing at the door.

"Oh C'mon Harry!" said Hermione.

"OUT!"

"But like, I."stammered Mary-Jane.

"Out NOW!"

"Oh alright." Draco sighed "..let's go to my bed"

After disinfecting his bed for about the zillionth time, Harry finally laid down.

"LIKE, HARRY!" Mary-Sue burst trough the door.

"what-is-it-now?" Harry said through clenched teeth.

"They like, cancelled the last term test thingies!"

"What? But it's only the first day of school! .and what about the O.W.L.'s? we need to take those! I mean, this isn't supposed to happen until the last day of school! .I'm confused again."

"Like, do you ever shut up?" she sighed "today IS the last day of school"

"But we just got from the train station yesterday!"

"Bad fanfiction timeline" she shrugged.

"Oh. OUT OF MY ROOM!"

"Like, ok! Geesh don't spaz!" she approached him "Oh and I was supposed to give you this on the train." She bent down and snogged the poor Harry until he could hardly breathe.

Harry went rushing down to the W.C. and brushed his mouth until he started bleeding.the he went to bed.

"Finally. peace and quiet"

*************

"Harry wake up!" screamed aunt Petunia from downstairs.

Harry stirred, it had all been a nightmare. He looked up, he had been surfing' the net in search for any mysterious disappearances. Anything that would clue him in onto what Voldemort was doing. On the screen he saw something.

"Harry Potter and the Cliché Fanfiction" by:Ronsgf4ever

He turned off the Internet. 'I think I'll go lay outside for a while. I'm going to listen to the news' he thought.

THE END!

Final Disclaimer: Everything belongs to J.K Rowling except for Mary-Jane and Mary-Anne. as for Mary-Sue. she belongs to all of us doesn't she? Well se you!

A/N~If you noticed this ficlet takes place right before the fifth book starts. It is very good, I recommend it to everyone!^_^ . And this is my story be warned I want reviews and I want them now!!!!!.please Watch out for more Mary related stories in the near future! And the introduction of a new Mary! . Yes there are more. cheerz!