"What is it, Alfeegi?" Lykouleon asked, seeing the concerned looked painted across the man's face.
"Sit down, sire, this may come as a bit of a shock." Graciously Lykouleon motioned to a table and two chairs that had magically appeared in the middle of the hallway. Alfeegi sat down, only a little perturbed that he hadn't noticed anything like THAT happen before.
"Now, what is it that you wanted to tell me?"
"Lykouleon, our borders are being invaded."
"Invaded?" The Dragon Lord did not appear phased. "Feh, as if THAT'S anything new."
"Not by youkai, your Highness."
"Then by who?"
Alfeegi opened his mouth to answer, but not before another voice, that of Kaistern of Blue, rang through the corridor.
"LYKOULEON! LYKOULEO-ARGH!!!" The officer was cut off as Ruwalk gracefully ran him over, dark hair flying out behind him.
"Lord…Lykouleon…" the Yellow Officer panted, brushing a few stray wisps of hair from his vision. "The arrangements…for your escape…have been ma-" Ruwalk stopped mid-sentence upon seeing a very pissed Alfeegi and a trampled Kaistern glaring at him. "Oh, hello Alfeegi. Kaistern. I was just…"
"HIS HIGHNESS WILL NOT BE ESCAPING TODAY, DO YOU HEAR ME RUWALK? HE HAS VERY IMPORTANT MATTERS TO ATTEND TO, BECAUSE FOR YOUR INFORMATION, OUR BORDERS ARE BEING INVADED BY MINIATURE COPIES OF THAT DRATTED HUMAN, GARFAKCY!"
Lykouleon removed the earplugs from his ears and turned to Alfeegi. "Miniature Garfakcys? You mean like…" The Lord, much to the surprise of all four secretaries present, stood up and from his pants pulled a copy of, "The Big Book of Anime and Manga Terms." "You mean like chibis?"
"Exactly, you Highness," Alfeegi replied, shooting a few deadly glares at Ruwalk.
"That is what I bring you word of as well, my Lord," Kaistern continued, peeling himself off of the floor and dusting himself off. "I've just received news from our allies, they too have been attacked by these…" Kaistern stopped for a moment and took a quick glance at the still open. "The Big Book of Anime and Manga Terms." "Hentais."
"Come again?" Alfeegi asked, shoving a Q-tip halfway up his ear canal to make sure he heard Kaistern correctly.
"I think the term you're searching for is 'bakas', Kaistern." Ruwalk said matter of factually.
"Actually, they're called chibis."
"So what are we going to do about these mangas, your Highness?" Ruwalk asked.
"I think the best thing to do is to ask the Knights to take care of them," Alfeegi put in.
"But my Lord, I think the better course of action would be to have Rath, Thatz, and Rune take care of them," Kaistern objected.
"I would have to agree with Kaistern, Alfeegi. We should send the Knights to take care of them. I think I'll go fetch them now."
Ruwalk and Kaistern nodded in agreement and left, leaving the White Secretary alone once more in the hall.
"WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER?!?!"
"Why do WE have to go and slay the Yaoi Garfakcys anyways?" Rath complained as he and the other two Dragon Knights trudged down the path to Chantel, sword slung over his shoulder unceremoniously. "I mean, they're not youkai, so they can't possibly be any fun to kill!"
"As long as we're getting paid for this, I'm happy," Thatz grumbled to himself, trying to ignore the grumbling his own stomach was doing.
"I think they're called chibi Garfakcys, Rath…" Rune put in, pulling a copy of "The Big Book of Anime and Manga Terms" from his own pair of pants.
"Oh whatever," the Knight of Fire moaned, obviously not happy that he wouldn't be kicking any youkai butt that day.
"Hey. Do you guys hear that?" Thatz asked, cocking an ear
. "Thatz, I KNOW you're hungry, but we can eat once we reach Chantel! We've got a job to do!" Rune sighed, brandishing a mallet that must too have come from within his pants.
"No, I hear it too. It sounds like an army of 42 million chibi Garfakcys stampeding this way with the real Garfakcy as their hostage after they swarmed over and nearly obliterated Chantel," Rath pointed out, but was quickly silenced with a wordless threat from Rune's magical mallet. "Of course I could be wrong, but I'm not, because I think that's them coming right now!"
Right on cue, an army of 42 million chibi Garfakcys stampede that way with the real Garfakcy as their hostage after they had swarmed over and nearly obliterated the city of Chantel.
"WORLD DOMINATION!!" the entire mass of chibi Garfakcys squeaked.
"MmmmFMMM mmm MffM MmmMmf!!! (translation: Do something, you stupid Dragons!)" shouted Garfakcy.
"CHAAARGE!!!!" the three Knights shouted, armor magically donned and swords held high. The fought valiantly for about 42 and a half seconds before they were swarmed over, gagged, and tied to a tree.
Save the mumbles of a disgruntled Garfakcy, there was complete and utter silence. Then, with one chibi shout of glee, all 42 million of them popped both rude fingers up in the air and proceeded to do a victory dance.
"FASTER WORLD DOMINATION!" they squeaked joyfully before they once more stampeded off in the direction of Draqueen.
"Wow, there sure are a lot of these bishoujo Garfakcys!" Rath exclaimed, spitting his gag out. "I'm gonna count them! One, two, three, four…"
"Well, you've gotta hand it to them…" Thatz muttered, spitting out his own gag. "They sure are more qualified than Nadil ever was…"
"Wow, 42 million chibi Garfakcys! Didn't I tell ya, Rune? Rune?"
"Shut-up Rath. Just shut-up."
On the next chapter: Kharl and the Dragon Knights join forces.
