"Garfakcy? Garfakcy? Dammit, Garfakcy, where have you gotten off to?" Kharl cried, pacing down the corridors of the castle. It was to no avail. No sign of Garfakcy could be found. He wasn't in the refrigerator, he wasn't in the bread box, not in the mop bucket. By good golly gosh, he wasn't even in the watering can. The alchemist was beginning to become slightly frustrated.
"Garfakcy, where are you when I need you?" he sighed, sitting down inside his lab…thingy once more. "Oh, hello! When did that LARGE GAPING HOLE get there? I sure don't remember having Garfakcy install it. Hey, wit a second!"
Getting down on his hands and knees, Kharl began to examine the rubble surrounding his brand new LARGE GAPING HOLE.
"Judging by the shape of these little rock fragments…and the size of the hole…AND the approximately 42 million sets of chibi Garfakcy tracks leading outside, I would have to say that…"
There was a long, dramatic pause.
"Garfakcy was abducted by aliens while he was installing the LARGE GAPING HOLE IN THE WALL!"
"Try again genius…"
"Who said that?" Kharl exclaimed, looking around suspiciously.
"The voice in your pants…"
"Oh, hello there!" Kharl grinned, casting a quick glance down at his pants. (Hey, look, it rhymed! Glance and pants! Like, oh my gawd, I didn't even plan it that way!!11!one!) "Haven't heard from you in a while!"
"Likewise. Anyways, Garfakcy hasn't been abducted by aliens, baka!"
"He hasn't?"
"NO! He was taken hostage by the legions of chibi Garfakcys!"
"OH MY GAWD!" Kharl gasped. "Do you know what this means? Right Bird, we must rescue Garfakcy!"
The Renkin wizard held out his arm, waiting for Right Bird to alight upon it…but nothing happened.
"Right Bird? Right Bird? Oh sporks, Right Bird, not you, too!" Kharl was about to go into a full fledged panic, but a certain rustling in his pants convinced him otherwise. "Oh, of course!"
From somewhere in his pants, the youkai alchemist pulled a very traumatized looking Right bird.
"Come, Right Bird! We shall go rescue Garfakcy!"
And with that, Right Bird alighted from the LARGE GAPING HOLE, Kharl in tow, and flew off into the distance.
"42 bottles of beer on the wall, 42 bottles of beeeeeeeeeeer!"
"Hey Rune? Rune? I'm hungry…"
"If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 87 bottles on beer on the wall…"
"Rune. I'm hungry. Run. I'm hungry. Rune. I'm hungry."
"87 bottles of beer on the wall, 87 bottles of beeeeeeeeeeer!"
"I'm hungry, Rune. I'm hungry, Rune. I'm hungry, Rune…."
"If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 28 bottles of beer on the wall…"
"Ruuuuuuuuuuune!!!"
"SHUT-UP, BOTH YOU YOU!!!" Rune screamed. Magically his mallet appeared from his pants and floating threateningly before the other two Dragon Knights.
"I KNEW IT!" Thatz exclaimed.
"What? That Rune's mallet could float?"
"No! I KNEW he kept his mallet in his pants! Gee, I wonder what else is in there…"
Upon hearing that comment, both Thatz and Rath received a solid bonk over the head.
"I TOLD YOU TO SHUT-UP! AND IT'S NAME IS MR. CHUCKLES!"
"What?" Rath asked.
"Erm, never mind," Rune replied, waving him off.
"Okay then…geez, I wonder how that stick got shoved up his ass…" Thatz muttered.
"Well judging by how we've all been tied to this tree for hours and hours, I wouldn't be surprised if he actually had a stick up his ass…" Rath commented.
"I wonder how long we've been here? It must be dinner time by now!"
"And think of all the demons I could have slain!"
"Someone just kill me now…" Rune muttered.
You know, Rune must have been magical or something (actually he IS magical, because he's an elf and he can heal people with his magically elfy healy powers that go all sparkly and magical when he uses them, but that's another story all together…) because right as those words left his mouth, a certain Renkin wizard came plummeting from the sky, beaning the blonde elf over the head.
"Hey, look Thatz, isn't that Kharl?! He's a youkai, right? I wonder if I could just get to my sword…"
Thatz wasn't listening. Instead he was poking Kharl with his pinky toe. "You think he's dead?"
"No. But I think Rune is," Rath replied, motioning to the red stuff that was trickling down the Water Dragon Knight's face.
"No, no, I think the impact just popped that ketchup packet he always has in his hair."
"Oh, okay!"
"Ohhh…that hurt like a mother…" Kharl muttered, sitting up and rubbing his head.
"Hey, look, Thatz, he's coming too!"
"Damned Right Bird…dropping me from that high. Really, I only weigh about *** pounds…" (a certain alchemist has asked me to omit this information. But really, isn't it only us girls that don't want people to know their weight? Or could it be…KHARL IS A GIRL?!? Oh wait, no, no…maybe I should ask Garfakcy. He should know! Oh wait, no, no, he's tied up and being dragged towards Draqueen by a legion of 42 million chibi Garfakcys. I guess we'll just have to wait. What was I talking about again?)
"YOUKAIIII!!!!" Rath's eyes were red with rage. Or maybe Rune's ketchup.
"No, hold it, Rath!" Thatz stopped the other knight from drawing his sword magically from his pants with his toes. "He could know something about the Pocky (Kokoro Daisuke does not own, nor does she claim to own the wonderful snack food that is Pocky) Garfakcys!"
"You mean the chibi Garfakcys..." Kharl corrected, sitting up and straightening out his lederhosen.
"Erm, yeah, whatever, do you know anything about the chibi Garfakcys?"
The scene had suddenly gone dark, and magically a light bulb had appeared over Kharl's head as Thatz began to interrogate him.
"They kidnapped Garfakcy, which is why I MUST STOP THEM!"
"You want to stop them too?" Rath suddenly had changed his mind about slaying Kharl with a sword wielded by his toes. "That's neat, because they want to take over the world, and that's a bad thing, which is why WE MUST STOP THEM TOO!"
"Really?" Kharl looked fascinated. "So, you want to join forces?"
"Okay!" The two conscious Dragon Knights smiled.
"Splendid! So, you want to help me off my ass?"
The two knights obliged, and with their toes helped Kharl off of his ass.
"So, you want to untie us?"
"Okay!"
And so Kharl obliged and untied the Dragon Knights. Without the use of his toes. And so that thingy that you thought would never happen did happen, and the Renkin wizard Kharl and the dragon Knights joined forces in order to save Dusis (and one certain Garfakcy) from the clutches of the hoards of megalomaniacal chibis.
And just because this wasn't in this chapter, the chibi Garfakcys decided to randomly squeak, "WORLD DOMINATION!"
On the next chapter: The chibi Garfakcys storm the castle of Draqueen…or whatever that place is called.
