The Slightly Strange Story DISCLAIMER: ON CHAPTER 1,PLEASE!
SmasingLightbulbs: CHAPSTICK 2! Elfangel: (cough) CHAPTER 2
All the people are walking in the forest until the get to the path. Miroku has miraculously turned back into his normal self. But InuYasha is still acting like a dumbass and is starting to sing: Doo Wah didty, didty dum didty doo singing doo wah didty dity dum didty dee there she was just a walking down the street singing doo wah didty didty dum didty dee! Oh, oh orangitage. Oh, oh orangitage, looks a bit like a little old man.
Sango: Shut your goddamn mouth, SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH, ALL OF YOU!
InuYasha tucks away into a corner that appears out of nowhere (as many things do): (sniff) you're so, so, so, mean!
They all start yelling at each other and astonishingly they start a fire with all their anger. And out of the fire springs…(guess who)
DUN, DUN, DUNNNNN! Barney!!!!!!!!!NO!!!!!!!!!
They all scream in agony and pain, as the evil lord of all gaywads has appeared on this poor, forsaken land!
Kagome: It's a demon, kill it InuYasha with the power of the Sikon no Tama!
InuYasha: I DON'T HAVE THE FREAKIN' SIKON NO TAMA!
Kagome: Then we are all DOOMED!
InuYasha squeals in delight and pulls out the tetsiaga. While Kagome pulls out her bow and Barbies (as arrows)
InuYasha: You shall die (Blah, Blah, Blah)
Then he notices that Kagome is using Barbies instead of arrows
InuYasha: What the hell are those?
Kagome: These are the latest style of Barbie!! They seem to work better than those icky arrows that stab and KILL people! These are used to make evil beings admit their evil doing and be evil no more!! Isn't that cool?! (Kagome starts jumping up and down happily flapping her arms like a bird)
InuYasha: What if it doesn't work!? I mean their Barbies for gods sake!! They're not going to….
And all this time Barney has been standing silently for no apparent reason, then suddenly he strikes out at InuYasha who blocks it and they begin to fight.
Kagome: Oh, get him InuYasha I'll help too! (She begins to shoot Barbies at him with her bow missing miserably and hitting InuYasha)
InuYasha: Goddamn it Kagome! Stop hitting me with those sorry excuses for ribbons! (He hears himself say this and stops to think sitting down) (How stupid) Barney hits him in the head knocking him out cold.
Kagome: I will make you admit your evil deeds and be good!! (She squeals in delight despite the situation)
Barney: You are an idiot if you think those crappy pieces of shit can stop me!!(Cackles evilly and then spit flies from his mouth melting all the Barbies)
Kagome: Well I will use my even cooler dolls the Diva Stars!!, and if that doesn't work, I have even better dolls called, What's Her Face that will totally an eliminate you! And, and if that doesn't work I'll use my ever more powerful Bratz dolls that never miss their mark even if they are burned to ashes! And well you will never ever beat my best dolls that I will use after the Bratz dolls that are called, The Cabbage Patch Kids, so now you will be sorry that you ever came her in the first place you LOAD OF SHIT! But I'm not tellin' you (wheww… wait…Okay?)
Barney in a bored voice: Believe me, I already am sorry that I came here. You guys can't even defeat me when little children can!
Kagome: Help me!! Help me for I am a damsel in distress and cannot defend myself! (She places her hands in front of her face)
Sango: I will help you for I am sooooooo cooooo! (She throws her huge banana at Barney but it just bursts open sending banana everywhere)
Miroku: I will suck him up with my wind tunnel even thought InuYasha will be sucked up too!!(Grins cheesily and unwraps the holy beads and lets lose the sucker thing)
But to his prevail, his wind tunnel is stuffed up with snails.
Miroku:Oh no I can not save you for my wind tunnel is stuffed up with snails, I am sorry my love.
Sango and Kagome at the same time: What?!?
Miroku: Umm…. I think that I better leave now(The accual reason that he is leaving isn't because of what he said)
He tiptoes off an devores all the snails that have clogged up his windtunnel. He doesn't come back intil the end of the fight.
And for those of you who are wondering, Shippou had disappeared to take a 2 hour dump in a hole in the ground. (uh…Yeah...Right…looks around uneasily)
Okay. Back to InuYasha. InuYasha has gained conciosness and finds a butter knife to cut Barney in half even though his tetsiga is lying right next to him. They all shout in happiness as the evil lord of all gaywads, withered and died in pain.
They all start to walk away , when Kagome hears a very unpleasnt noice coming froma hole in the ground. They all stupiduosly run over to the hole gasping and gaping at the unatural mound of shit that has acumulated in the hole.
Miroku:Wow that's a huge load of crap! How did you ever manage to make that? (he starts mumbling) I've tried forever to produce that amout of crap but I never was able to. How did you do that Shippou?
Shippou: Oh dear GOD! PPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!My ASS!
They all walk away as if not interested in the unpeakable amout of shit collected in the hole, except for Miroku who, for who nows why, sucked up all the crap into his windtunnel walking off until the next 2 chapters.
Sango relizes that Miroku is gone and tries to run off after him but she is attacted by billions of monkeys that almost kill her.
Sango: No I must be near my love so we can have a whole episode on our love and beautiful romance, because that's all I ever think about and all I ever will think about until you come back to me, Miroku! (she runs back to the group crying pitifly)
SmashingLightbulbs:End the of chapstick 2! Elfangel: (glares at SmashingLightbulbs)Chapter 2!
