Chapter one: Spongebob Meets 'The Evil Narrator!'
This is my first fanfic, so please go easy on me. *Whimpers* Don't forget to R/R!
(Oh yeah, before I begin folks, this story's going to be in script format, and if I have something between *s, that means it's an action, ok?)
(And another thing, characters are indicated by: SB=SpongeBob Squarepants, SQ=Squidward, G=Gary, PA=Patrick, N=Narrator, C=Mr. Crabs, PL=Plankton)
Disclaimer: Skip back a chapter.
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Narrator: Welcome to Bikini Bottom, home of SpongeBob Squarepants. Our little friend has just woken up, and is coming outside now, and today he's excited because it's the Crabby Patty birthday bash today.
SpongeBob Squarepants: *Slams open front door with happy smile on face* Wow! Isn't it a lovely morning Gary?
Gary: Meow.
SB: Hahahahahahaha! That's right Gary! Today's the Crabby Patty birthday bash! *Puts on a party hat and blows a streamer*
SQ: *Opens window of his house* Alright, who's making all that racket? *Looks at SpongeBob, now dancing around in circles* I should of known.
SB: *Looks at Squidward* Hi ya Squidward!
N: Squidward, SpongeBob's neighbour hated him by all means.
SQ: *Looks around* Who said that?
N: Well it's true you know.
G: Meow. *Nods head up and down in agreement*
N: I'm the narrator, and you're not 'sposed to talk back to me. You just do what I say.
SB: Okey Dokey Mr. Narrator sir!
N: Suddenly, accross from...
SQ: Hold on a second! Who said we need a narrator? We're perfectly fine on our own.
N: Well, the author put me here, and this was supposed to be my payroll day, but he forgot! So now, I'm going to wreck his story! Mwahahahahaha!
SB: Um... Excuse me Mr. Narrator, but could we continue on with the story?
N: Certianly! Ahem... Suddenly, accross from Squidwards house, Patrick the Starfish crawled out from under his rock.
Patrick: *Comes out from under rock* Hi ya SpongeBob! Hi Squidward!
SQ: Oh great, more trouble.
N: Patrick walked over to SpongeBob's pineapple, with a huge grin on his face.
PA: *Looks around* Who said that, who said that!?
SB: His name's the Evil Narrator, and he's trying to wreck this story.
PA: Aaaaaagh!!! An Evil Narrator! *Picks up nearest rock and starts swinging it around* Die! Die! Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!
N: Heheheheh! Sorry Patrick, but I'm immortal in your story, and I don't exist in your story, but I have the power to make you do anything!
PA: Die! Die! Die! *Hits himself with rock* Owie...
SQ: How dumb can you get?
N: Ahem... Just then, SpongeBob realized it was time for him to go to work to prepare for the Crabby Patty birthday bash.
SB: *Checks clock inside of house* No it's not, I've still got half an hour to go.
N: Rats, I was hoping that would work. Err... SpongeBob check the clock to realize that the batteries had run out half an hour ago.
SB: How do I know that?
N: JUST GO TO WORK OR I'LL SQUASH YOU!
SB: Yes sir! *Rushes to get unicycle and goes to the Crabbie Patty.*
N: And that's the end of the first chapter.
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How do you like the idea? Please R/R, it's my first fanfic. And maybe I'll take suggestions for the next chapter!
This is my first fanfic, so please go easy on me. *Whimpers* Don't forget to R/R!
(Oh yeah, before I begin folks, this story's going to be in script format, and if I have something between *s, that means it's an action, ok?)
(And another thing, characters are indicated by: SB=SpongeBob Squarepants, SQ=Squidward, G=Gary, PA=Patrick, N=Narrator, C=Mr. Crabs, PL=Plankton)
Disclaimer: Skip back a chapter.
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Narrator: Welcome to Bikini Bottom, home of SpongeBob Squarepants. Our little friend has just woken up, and is coming outside now, and today he's excited because it's the Crabby Patty birthday bash today.
SpongeBob Squarepants: *Slams open front door with happy smile on face* Wow! Isn't it a lovely morning Gary?
Gary: Meow.
SB: Hahahahahahaha! That's right Gary! Today's the Crabby Patty birthday bash! *Puts on a party hat and blows a streamer*
SQ: *Opens window of his house* Alright, who's making all that racket? *Looks at SpongeBob, now dancing around in circles* I should of known.
SB: *Looks at Squidward* Hi ya Squidward!
N: Squidward, SpongeBob's neighbour hated him by all means.
SQ: *Looks around* Who said that?
N: Well it's true you know.
G: Meow. *Nods head up and down in agreement*
N: I'm the narrator, and you're not 'sposed to talk back to me. You just do what I say.
SB: Okey Dokey Mr. Narrator sir!
N: Suddenly, accross from...
SQ: Hold on a second! Who said we need a narrator? We're perfectly fine on our own.
N: Well, the author put me here, and this was supposed to be my payroll day, but he forgot! So now, I'm going to wreck his story! Mwahahahahaha!
SB: Um... Excuse me Mr. Narrator, but could we continue on with the story?
N: Certianly! Ahem... Suddenly, accross from Squidwards house, Patrick the Starfish crawled out from under his rock.
Patrick: *Comes out from under rock* Hi ya SpongeBob! Hi Squidward!
SQ: Oh great, more trouble.
N: Patrick walked over to SpongeBob's pineapple, with a huge grin on his face.
PA: *Looks around* Who said that, who said that!?
SB: His name's the Evil Narrator, and he's trying to wreck this story.
PA: Aaaaaagh!!! An Evil Narrator! *Picks up nearest rock and starts swinging it around* Die! Die! Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!
N: Heheheheh! Sorry Patrick, but I'm immortal in your story, and I don't exist in your story, but I have the power to make you do anything!
PA: Die! Die! Die! *Hits himself with rock* Owie...
SQ: How dumb can you get?
N: Ahem... Just then, SpongeBob realized it was time for him to go to work to prepare for the Crabby Patty birthday bash.
SB: *Checks clock inside of house* No it's not, I've still got half an hour to go.
N: Rats, I was hoping that would work. Err... SpongeBob check the clock to realize that the batteries had run out half an hour ago.
SB: How do I know that?
N: JUST GO TO WORK OR I'LL SQUASH YOU!
SB: Yes sir! *Rushes to get unicycle and goes to the Crabbie Patty.*
N: And that's the end of the first chapter.
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How do you like the idea? Please R/R, it's my first fanfic. And maybe I'll take suggestions for the next chapter!
