Santa's Workshop

Disclaimer~ I don't own anyone in this fic . . . yet. If I did I would own Mattie . . . and Christian . . . and Edge . . . and Rey . . . and Jericho . . . and . . . and . . . *faints in her own puddle of drool*

A/N~ This was just some weird idea I come up with. It'll be explained in the next chapter. *shrugs* It must be all the Christmas music my parents keep playing . . . that infernal racket . . . I'll give them Deck the Halls . . . straight to . . . *angry mumbling* Right . . . this is just a list of the cast. I'm gonna try to add everyone in the actual fic, but if you don't see some of the people mentioned below, then please don't get upset. I kinda went overboard, and now I have a cast of like 41 or so. That's a whole lotta people to write into one fic . . . and I doubt this will be done before Christmas. Hell, I'll still be working on this thing in July. But who ever said Christmas in July was a bad thing? Just bare with me on this. I'm working through writers block, and if the actual fic sucks I apologize. I also apologize if this fic offends anyone, for any reason. Well, I'm done . . . Read on people!

The Cast:

President of the Company- Vince McMahon

Vice President- Linda McMahon

Vince's Assistant/Head of Management- William Regal

Janitors- No Longer Employed WWE Superstars (hint hint)



Elves List:



Toy Workshop/ Electric Toy Workers:

Head Elf- Matt Hardy

Head Elf's assistant- Shannon Moore

Jeff Hardy

Rey Mysterio

Edge

Jericho

Jon Cena

Molly Holly

Victoria

Test

Stacy

Taker

Hurricane



Fashion Department:

Head of Fashion Department/Fashion Consultant- Rico

Lita

Steph

Trish

Billy (when they were still with Rico)

Chucky (when they were still with Rico)

Torrie Wilson (she's still w/Tajiri)



Santa's In Training:

Rikishi

Spike

Big Show

Mick Foley



Reindeer Trainers:

Rocky

RVD



Cooks:

Angle

Christian

Kane



Wood Shop:

Bubba Ray Dudley

D-von Dudley



Inter-promotional Workers:

(They go around the world spreading the name of Santa, sometimes working at malls dressed up as the stereotypical Santa Clause, posing with little children)

Funaki

Tajiri

Jamie Noble

Nidia

Eddie Guerrero

Chris Benoit



Anti Christmas Villains:

Leader of the Villains- ERIC BISCHOFF

Raven

Christopher Nowinski

Big Poppa Pump



A/N~ Okay, so there's the cast. I'm not sure when the first chapter will be up. You'll get the full explanation in the first chapter, whenever the hell I finish with it. I doubt this fic will have a plot . . . well kina. You neva know with me . . . just give it a chance. Okay, I'm done. I must go tend to my flying monkeys before they do some real damage to the Christmas tree. Happy Holidayz, Toodlez! ; )