Karaoke: The Ultimate Unexplained Phenomenon

Chapter 4: Frohike?!!

"Step up to the mike for the full sensation!"

~Catatonia "Karaoke Queen"

            "Alright, Mulder, NOW it's your turn," Scully said.

            "Alright, alright…" Mulder muttered in reply. Mulder stepped up on stage but he didn't get to sing. The lights went out and a short man stepped on stage. The lights came up and it was Frohike standing at the mike. He was dressed in jeans and lots of black leather and holding and electric guitar. He took the mike off the stand and smiled widely at Scully.

            "Hey, D.C.! How you doin' tonight! Are you ready to rock!"

            "FROHIKE??!!" Mulder stuttered.

            Frohike continued, ignoring Mulder. "A have a special song that goes out to a special lady. This one is dedicated to the lovely, the beautiful, the scrumptious, Agent Dana Scully!"

            Scully buried her head in her hands and muttered, "Oh no…"

            Loud rock music started and Frohike began to sing, without ever taking his eyes off Scully. As he began to sing, however, a backup band of women who looked identical suddenly appeared.

            "The lights are on, but your not home,

            Your mind is not your own

            Your heart sweats, your body shakes,

            Another kiss is what it takes,

            You can't sleep, you can't eat

            There's no doubt, your in deep

            You're throat tight, you can't breathe

            Another kiss is all you need

           

            You'd like to think that your immune to the stuff, oh yeah

            Closer to the truth, you see, you cant get enough

            You know you're gonna have to face it you addicted to love!

           

            You see the signs, but you cant read,

            You're running at a different speed

            Your heart beats double time

            Another kiss and you'll be mine!

            A one track mind!

           

            You can't be saved

            Another young love is all you crave

            And if the sun left you

            You don't mind if you do

            You'd like to think that your immune to the stuff, oh yeah

            Its closer to the truth, you see you can't get enough

            You're gonna have to have to face it you're addicted to love

            Might as well as face it your addicted to love

            Might as well as face it your addicted to love

            Might as well as face it your addicted to love

            Might as well as face it your addicted to love…"

           

The music faded out and Frohike smiled ear to ear down at Scully. "Once more, that one was for the lovely Dana Scully! Hope you likes it, Scully."

            Scully just continued to hide as Skinner looked on sympathetically. Frohike turned to Mulder, who had been standing just off stage through the whole thing, and said, "Top that G-Man!" Frohike then blew a kiss to Scully and left, wondering to himself where the backup women went.

            Mulder looked down at Scully and said, "Don't worry Scully, I won't do anything like that." Scully looked very relived. "But I will top it!"

            Scully and Skinner exchanged a glance. This night just kept getting stranger…

A/n: What'd I tell you! It just keeps getting better, so don't go anywhere. This is soooo much fun and I have big plans…yes…BIG plans…for the rest of the characters…we haven't even got to Kersh or Scully or Doggett yet…. Ahahaha! Just review, ok?

~The Evil Penguin

(Aka Mulder)

D/C: Yeah, I don't own the X-Files…and the song, "Addicted To Love" belongs to Robert Palmer and the scary clone women.