A/n: Hey everyone! Sorry about the horrible formatting on the last two chapters. They were written and uploaded on my computer in comp sci at school and it screwed it all up. But now I'm back on my trusty laptop so everything should be fine. Have fun!

Karaoke: The Ultimate Unexplained Phenomenon

Chapter 7: Reyes Goes Ten Rounds

"At ten o'clock don't wait up for me 'cause when I'm up and ready

Tonight I'm going to be…I'll be a karaoke queen!"

-Catatonia "Karaoke Queen"

            Scully leaned back in her chair with a look of absolute bliss on her face. She had just done something she'd been longing to do since Fowley first waltzed into the X-Files office. Mulder looked at her said, "Uh, Scully? It's your turn to sing."

            Scully didn't even look at him as she muttered, "Not now! I'm savoring the moment!"

            "Oh alright…"

            In Scully's absence another women stepped on the stage. This time, it was Monica Reyes. She picked up the mic and said, "I'd like to sing a song that's very special to me. This one's for you, John." She grinned at Doggett as the music began.

            "I walked in the band just started

            The singer couldn't carry a tune in a bucket

            I was on a mission to drown a memory but

            I thought no way with all this ruckus

But after one round with Jose Cuervo

            I caught my boots tappin' 'long with the beat

            And after two rounds with Jose Cuervo

            That band was soundin' pretty darn good to me

            Then some stranger asked me to dance

            And I revealed to 'im my two left feet

            Said, 'Don't get me wrong I'm glad you asked

            But tonight's about me and an old memory

            Then after three rounds with Jose Cuervo

            I let 'im led me out on the floor

            And after four rounds with Jose Cuervo

            I was showing off moves never seen before

            Well, a round five, a round six

            I forgot what I came to forget

            After round seven, or was it eight?

            I bought a round for the whole dang place!

            And after nine rounds with Jose Cuervo

            They were countin' me out and I was about to give up

            Then after ten rounds with Jose Cuervo…

            I lost count and started countin' again!"

            Looking very content with herself, Reyes stepped of the stage and sat down with Doggett. He just stared at her with a rather stupefied look on his. Scully just laughed at the thought of Monica Reyes doing shots of tequila. Mulder grinned and said, "Scully…."

            Scully looked at him. "I know…" she muttered.

A/n: I think I'm having a bit too much fun with this, especially the part where Fowley dies…that was nice. Anyway, next is the moment you've all been waiting for: Scully! And much, much more after that. Keep reading!

~The Evil Penguin (aka Mulder)

D/C: The X-Files is not mine and the song, "Ten Rounds with Jose Cuervo" belongs to Tracy Byrd.