A/n: It is I, the Evil Penguin! Back once again, with more X-Files karaoke!! You thought I was gone didn't you? WRONG!! You can't keep a good fan fiction author down. It was all my muses' faults I swear!!
Sirius: Hey don't blame us!
Sora: Yeah, what'd we do?
Evil Penguin: I don't know, I'll think of that later. And I can blame whoever I want!
Reilly: That's not fair!
Tonks: We're the ones that help you write this stuff!
Evil Penguin: Quite you! Now on with the insanity!
Karaoke: The Ultimate Unexplained Phenomena
Ch. 10: Gunmen Barbie
Mulder and Scully stared at the stage wondering what could possibly top that. "Who knew Byers could rap?" Mulder questioned. Scully simply shook her head. She was speechless. Just then the lights went down yet again then went up to revel Langly dressed in a tight pink shirt and tank top. Scully took one look at him and burst out laughing. "I don't care what he sings, that outfit has made my week!" She continued to laugh as the music started and Langley began to sing, accompanied by Byers and Frohike.
I'm
a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Langly took a bow, throw a kiss to the audience and walked off the stage. Mulder, Scully and Skinner took one look at each and burst out into hysteric laughter. "That," Scully said through her giggles, "is THE funniest thing I have EVER seen!"
Little did they know what was coming up…
A/n: Hey, that was rather amusing wasn't it? Yes, it was. Aren't you glad I decided to come back to this?
Tonks: Don't you mean aren't they glad WE MADE you come back?
Mulder: Suuuure, Tonks
Reilly: It was our idea you know
Mulder: Hey, I'd watch it if I were you Adams, you wouldn't be here if it weren't for the tequila.
Sirius: Riiiiight…..
Mulder: Anyways, I have some more ideas for this so it'll be updated soon…really soon…
D/C: X-Files isn't mine and neither is the song.
