Chapter 3- Cat Got Your Tounge?
Disclaimer: Like I really need to tell you -_-, I don't own Harry Potter...
A/N: ANOTHER CHAP!! AND ON THE SAME DAY!!! And to answer qwert's question, I have absolutey no idea if cats are color-blind, i just went with that, but if they aren't, oh well!! ^_^. I'd like to give acknowledge all the nice reviews I've been getting, here are just a few names...
*Rose Gray*
*paperdoll*
*Alison Hershey*
*fledge*
*Holly Rachael Zintel*
*Lauren*
If I didn't write your name...please don't be mad at me!!! I'll try to get them in the next Chapter!! ROCK ON!!!
/.../ is when Harry is talking in his cat form. ::...:: is everyone else's thoughts.
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/I can't believe this! Who would of thought I'd see the day? The day when Harry Potter, the-boy-who-lived, is trapped inside a bowel-legged color- blinded (A/N: Again, I really don't know if cats are color-blind! ^_^) squashy-faced CAT!!/ Harry said to himself. He didn't have to wory about anyone hearing him, sincec no one could understand him except Dumbledore.
/What was Merlin thinking when he got that Devil cat?/ Harry asked himself, now he was stuck inside Crookshanks body, while Crookshanks was inside his.
/And not only that, I have to figure out why Crookshanks did this to me! Is it because how Ron and I treated him in third year? Nah...he would of gone after Ron. Then why did this cat do this to me?!/ Harry stopped thinking when he felt his small body collide into somebody's legs.
/Ow.../ He thought as he looked up, only to be greeted by Draco Malfoy, who was staring down at him as if he stepped in dog dung. Harry couldn't help but chuckle at Draco's appearance, he had a sling around his arm, and his forehead had a large bandage on it.
/Come to think of it...didn't I have a large white bandage wrapped around my head?/ Harry thought...but looked back up when he heard Draco call for his two goonies, Crabbe and Goyle.
"Doesn't this cat look familier to you guys?" Draco asked as Crabbe and Goyle walked up to him. Crabbe nodded his head.
"Yea, it's that Mudblood Granger's cat..." Harry gulped when he saw Draco's eyes glint with evilness.
"Really? How would you guys like a roast tonight? I'm really craving Mudblood Kitty Legs..." But Harry didn't hear the rest because he had jetted off.
"Darn..." Goyle snapped his fingers, "That sounded good too." Draco rolled his eyes and walked on.
/Whew...that was close...now to get to Hermione's dormitory.../ Again his train of thought was cut off by a squeal.
"CROOKSHANKS!" Hermione yelled as she scooped up Harry in her arms and rubbed her nose all his face.
/Ack...Hermione...Stop!/ Harry yelled as his face was smothered by soft kisses from Hermione, but it was no use, she couldn't hear him.
/Hey.../, Harry said, /This isn't so bad......WHAT?! Harry what are you thinking?! This is your best friend here! You can't be thinking thoughts like that!/ He yelled at himself. He then watched Hermione as she smiled down at him, oblivious that she held Harry in her arms, and that it was Harry who she smothered in kisses.
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"Did you see when Harry and Malfoy just crashed like that? That was scary, but in a way, pretty awesome!" Ron said as he and Hermione sat on the couch, working on a Potions essay they had to do for Snape. Harry had been forced to lay on Hermione's lap. The girl just wouldn't let him go for some reason.
"Ron!" Hermione snapped, "It was not awesome, Harry could of been killed! I knew it wasn't safe for him to play out in that weather!" Ron and Harry both rolled their eyes simultaneously.
"Hermione, you heard what Dumbledore said, Harry's just fine and he'll be back when he's feeling better." Ron said with a sigh. Hermione narrowed her eyes.
"If Harry is alright, how come he has to be kept away from us? Why can't we visit him? Why does he have to be gone so long?" Hermione argued.
Ron opened his mouth to say something, but nothing came out, he couldn't find a real answer.
"B-because!" Ron finally stuttered out.
"Because why?" Hermione asked as she crossed her arms, Harry watched with interest, it was always so funny when Hermione got the best of Ron.
"B-because Dumbledore said." Satisfied with his answer, Ron returned to doing his potion. Hermione sighed with frustration and jumped off the couch, gathered all her books and went most likely to the library. Ron and Harry both watched Hermione walk off, they then looked at each other.
"What's her problem?" Ron asked Harry, after about a minute of silence Ron just shook his head.
"For a minute their I thought the damn cat was actually going to answer me." Ron mumbled, but, being a cat, Harry could hear every word he said. Harry then jumped off the couch and took off to look for Hermione.
"You too? What's wrong with everyone tonight?" Ron asked when he saw who he thought to be Crookshanks take off.
"N-nobody wants to hang out with me?" Ron asked no one in particular.
"It's alright Ron," Ron jumped when he heard a voice, he turned around to be greeted by Neville, "I'll hang out with you." Neville said with a smile. Ron cringed.
"No Neville, I want to work alone anyway, thanks for the offer though." Ron hollered as he gathered up his stuff and left the common room.
"Why is it always me who's left alone? Would it be so hard to give me a least one frikin friend?!" Neville yelled, the only answer he got was the cackling of the fire. Neville sighed and looked at his teddy bear who he held in his arm.
"Come on Mr.Weeny, me and you can just hang out by ourselves..." Neville said as he walked off, if it weren't for the fact that the bear wasn't real, you could of sworn, that from and angle that Mr.Wenny cringed.
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/Now where in the world in this stupid library did she run off too?/ Hary asked himself as he turned another corner in the maze...
/I want chicken I want liver, meow mix, meow mix, p-OH MY GOD!! I'M SINGING THAT ANNOYING SONG!/ Harry thought with horror, he remembered hearing the song on Dudley's television, Dudley sang it the rest of the day, and to Harry his singing sounded like a Banshee.
/There she is!/ Harry said as he rounded a corner and saw Hermione sitting at a table, books and scrolls spreaded out everywhere. Hermione looked like a wreck, her eyes were heavy and she big bags underneath them.
/Poor thing.../ Harry thought in sympathy, /Working herself to death like that, that's not healthy for a person./ Harry jumped onto the table and saw that Hermione's eyes were bloodshot. He rubbed his head against Hermione's chin.
"Oh, Crookshanks," Hermione sniffed as she lovingly petted Harry, who had somehow learned how to purr. Hermione smiled sadly.
"Oh, I guess I've been ignoring you lately, I'm sorry, it's just I'm worried about Harry and I'm becoming so restless.
Harry stopped dead, guilt surrounded his small cat-heart.
/She's like this because of me? Oh Hermione, I'm sorry, I never knew that you got so worked up about this stuff. If only you knew./ Harry said as he jumped in Hermione's lap. Hermione sniffed again and petted her cat.
"Crookshanks how do you do it? Everytime I'm feeling down, you always cheer me up, but this time something's different I just don't know what it is." Hermione sighed.
/Oh my God, Hermione knows that there's something different about her own cat! How can she notice things like these?/ Harry thought with shock.
"Come on Crookshanks, I think it's time for me to go to bed." Harry agreed and jumped off Hermione's lap. Hermione gathered all her things and walked out of the library, Harry at her heels.
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/I--saw-Hermione-naked!/ Harry thought with shock, she had caught him surprise, one minute she was in the bathroom, the next she was undressing.
/OH LORDY!/ Harry thought as he remembered that he caught a glimpse of Hermione's long legs, actually he saw a little more then that. Dumbledore's words came into his mind...
'Be a Gentleman...' Well he just broke that rule! He was still staring in awe, Hermione had a beautiful body, why did she always cover it up in those baggy robes? Doesn't she know that she'd have almost every guy at his feet? He'd be one of them.
He cringed when he heard Lavender and Parvati squeal over the latest gossip.
"Hey girls," Harry heard Hermione say, Lavender, Parvati and Harry all turned to look at Hermione, who was wearing blue pajama bottoms with a white tanktop.
"Yes Herms?" Lavender asked.
"I was wondering if you guys would give me a makeover." Harry wished he would of covered his ears when he heard the squeals that sounded like horny pigs coming from Lavender and Parvati.
"Finally you've come to your senses!"
"We always wondered when you'd give into temptation."
Hermione just laughed, over the past few years, Hermione had formed a small bond with the two best friends. Lavender grabbed Hermione's arm and sat her down on a chair.
"Well, we'll have to fix your bushy hair, get you a new wardrobe, add some makeup..." Lavender said as she looked Hermione over.
"But, sense it's late, we'll have to do it tomorrow, and tomorrow's FRIDAY!!" Parvati shrieked, again making Harry and Hermione cringe.
"We'll have a sleepover! Just the three of us!" Lavender shouted with excitement.
/Well, little do they know that their's going to be a fourth person, or should I say, cat joining in their little slumber party?/ Harry thought, then before he went to sleep, not knowing that Hermione would be in them.
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WHEW!!! I'm done with Chapter 3! I'll get Chpater four out as soon as I can!! REVIEW!!
Disclaimer: Like I really need to tell you -_-, I don't own Harry Potter...
A/N: ANOTHER CHAP!! AND ON THE SAME DAY!!! And to answer qwert's question, I have absolutey no idea if cats are color-blind, i just went with that, but if they aren't, oh well!! ^_^. I'd like to give acknowledge all the nice reviews I've been getting, here are just a few names...
*Rose Gray*
*paperdoll*
*Alison Hershey*
*fledge*
*Holly Rachael Zintel*
*Lauren*
If I didn't write your name...please don't be mad at me!!! I'll try to get them in the next Chapter!! ROCK ON!!!
/.../ is when Harry is talking in his cat form. ::...:: is everyone else's thoughts.
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/I can't believe this! Who would of thought I'd see the day? The day when Harry Potter, the-boy-who-lived, is trapped inside a bowel-legged color- blinded (A/N: Again, I really don't know if cats are color-blind! ^_^) squashy-faced CAT!!/ Harry said to himself. He didn't have to wory about anyone hearing him, sincec no one could understand him except Dumbledore.
/What was Merlin thinking when he got that Devil cat?/ Harry asked himself, now he was stuck inside Crookshanks body, while Crookshanks was inside his.
/And not only that, I have to figure out why Crookshanks did this to me! Is it because how Ron and I treated him in third year? Nah...he would of gone after Ron. Then why did this cat do this to me?!/ Harry stopped thinking when he felt his small body collide into somebody's legs.
/Ow.../ He thought as he looked up, only to be greeted by Draco Malfoy, who was staring down at him as if he stepped in dog dung. Harry couldn't help but chuckle at Draco's appearance, he had a sling around his arm, and his forehead had a large bandage on it.
/Come to think of it...didn't I have a large white bandage wrapped around my head?/ Harry thought...but looked back up when he heard Draco call for his two goonies, Crabbe and Goyle.
"Doesn't this cat look familier to you guys?" Draco asked as Crabbe and Goyle walked up to him. Crabbe nodded his head.
"Yea, it's that Mudblood Granger's cat..." Harry gulped when he saw Draco's eyes glint with evilness.
"Really? How would you guys like a roast tonight? I'm really craving Mudblood Kitty Legs..." But Harry didn't hear the rest because he had jetted off.
"Darn..." Goyle snapped his fingers, "That sounded good too." Draco rolled his eyes and walked on.
/Whew...that was close...now to get to Hermione's dormitory.../ Again his train of thought was cut off by a squeal.
"CROOKSHANKS!" Hermione yelled as she scooped up Harry in her arms and rubbed her nose all his face.
/Ack...Hermione...Stop!/ Harry yelled as his face was smothered by soft kisses from Hermione, but it was no use, she couldn't hear him.
/Hey.../, Harry said, /This isn't so bad......WHAT?! Harry what are you thinking?! This is your best friend here! You can't be thinking thoughts like that!/ He yelled at himself. He then watched Hermione as she smiled down at him, oblivious that she held Harry in her arms, and that it was Harry who she smothered in kisses.
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"Did you see when Harry and Malfoy just crashed like that? That was scary, but in a way, pretty awesome!" Ron said as he and Hermione sat on the couch, working on a Potions essay they had to do for Snape. Harry had been forced to lay on Hermione's lap. The girl just wouldn't let him go for some reason.
"Ron!" Hermione snapped, "It was not awesome, Harry could of been killed! I knew it wasn't safe for him to play out in that weather!" Ron and Harry both rolled their eyes simultaneously.
"Hermione, you heard what Dumbledore said, Harry's just fine and he'll be back when he's feeling better." Ron said with a sigh. Hermione narrowed her eyes.
"If Harry is alright, how come he has to be kept away from us? Why can't we visit him? Why does he have to be gone so long?" Hermione argued.
Ron opened his mouth to say something, but nothing came out, he couldn't find a real answer.
"B-because!" Ron finally stuttered out.
"Because why?" Hermione asked as she crossed her arms, Harry watched with interest, it was always so funny when Hermione got the best of Ron.
"B-because Dumbledore said." Satisfied with his answer, Ron returned to doing his potion. Hermione sighed with frustration and jumped off the couch, gathered all her books and went most likely to the library. Ron and Harry both watched Hermione walk off, they then looked at each other.
"What's her problem?" Ron asked Harry, after about a minute of silence Ron just shook his head.
"For a minute their I thought the damn cat was actually going to answer me." Ron mumbled, but, being a cat, Harry could hear every word he said. Harry then jumped off the couch and took off to look for Hermione.
"You too? What's wrong with everyone tonight?" Ron asked when he saw who he thought to be Crookshanks take off.
"N-nobody wants to hang out with me?" Ron asked no one in particular.
"It's alright Ron," Ron jumped when he heard a voice, he turned around to be greeted by Neville, "I'll hang out with you." Neville said with a smile. Ron cringed.
"No Neville, I want to work alone anyway, thanks for the offer though." Ron hollered as he gathered up his stuff and left the common room.
"Why is it always me who's left alone? Would it be so hard to give me a least one frikin friend?!" Neville yelled, the only answer he got was the cackling of the fire. Neville sighed and looked at his teddy bear who he held in his arm.
"Come on Mr.Weeny, me and you can just hang out by ourselves..." Neville said as he walked off, if it weren't for the fact that the bear wasn't real, you could of sworn, that from and angle that Mr.Wenny cringed.
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/Now where in the world in this stupid library did she run off too?/ Hary asked himself as he turned another corner in the maze...
/I want chicken I want liver, meow mix, meow mix, p-OH MY GOD!! I'M SINGING THAT ANNOYING SONG!/ Harry thought with horror, he remembered hearing the song on Dudley's television, Dudley sang it the rest of the day, and to Harry his singing sounded like a Banshee.
/There she is!/ Harry said as he rounded a corner and saw Hermione sitting at a table, books and scrolls spreaded out everywhere. Hermione looked like a wreck, her eyes were heavy and she big bags underneath them.
/Poor thing.../ Harry thought in sympathy, /Working herself to death like that, that's not healthy for a person./ Harry jumped onto the table and saw that Hermione's eyes were bloodshot. He rubbed his head against Hermione's chin.
"Oh, Crookshanks," Hermione sniffed as she lovingly petted Harry, who had somehow learned how to purr. Hermione smiled sadly.
"Oh, I guess I've been ignoring you lately, I'm sorry, it's just I'm worried about Harry and I'm becoming so restless.
Harry stopped dead, guilt surrounded his small cat-heart.
/She's like this because of me? Oh Hermione, I'm sorry, I never knew that you got so worked up about this stuff. If only you knew./ Harry said as he jumped in Hermione's lap. Hermione sniffed again and petted her cat.
"Crookshanks how do you do it? Everytime I'm feeling down, you always cheer me up, but this time something's different I just don't know what it is." Hermione sighed.
/Oh my God, Hermione knows that there's something different about her own cat! How can she notice things like these?/ Harry thought with shock.
"Come on Crookshanks, I think it's time for me to go to bed." Harry agreed and jumped off Hermione's lap. Hermione gathered all her things and walked out of the library, Harry at her heels.
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/I--saw-Hermione-naked!/ Harry thought with shock, she had caught him surprise, one minute she was in the bathroom, the next she was undressing.
/OH LORDY!/ Harry thought as he remembered that he caught a glimpse of Hermione's long legs, actually he saw a little more then that. Dumbledore's words came into his mind...
'Be a Gentleman...' Well he just broke that rule! He was still staring in awe, Hermione had a beautiful body, why did she always cover it up in those baggy robes? Doesn't she know that she'd have almost every guy at his feet? He'd be one of them.
He cringed when he heard Lavender and Parvati squeal over the latest gossip.
"Hey girls," Harry heard Hermione say, Lavender, Parvati and Harry all turned to look at Hermione, who was wearing blue pajama bottoms with a white tanktop.
"Yes Herms?" Lavender asked.
"I was wondering if you guys would give me a makeover." Harry wished he would of covered his ears when he heard the squeals that sounded like horny pigs coming from Lavender and Parvati.
"Finally you've come to your senses!"
"We always wondered when you'd give into temptation."
Hermione just laughed, over the past few years, Hermione had formed a small bond with the two best friends. Lavender grabbed Hermione's arm and sat her down on a chair.
"Well, we'll have to fix your bushy hair, get you a new wardrobe, add some makeup..." Lavender said as she looked Hermione over.
"But, sense it's late, we'll have to do it tomorrow, and tomorrow's FRIDAY!!" Parvati shrieked, again making Harry and Hermione cringe.
"We'll have a sleepover! Just the three of us!" Lavender shouted with excitement.
/Well, little do they know that their's going to be a fourth person, or should I say, cat joining in their little slumber party?/ Harry thought, then before he went to sleep, not knowing that Hermione would be in them.
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WHEW!!! I'm done with Chapter 3! I'll get Chpater four out as soon as I can!! REVIEW!!
