Chapter 4- Please Tell Me That Wasn't Real

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER!! Though I wish I did! :(

A/N: YEA!! Chapter 4 is here!! Sorry it took so long for me to post it!! Thanx for all the wonderful reviews!! ROCK ON!! (Oh, just to let you know, after mych debating with myself....I've decided to not make Harry colorblind, so IGNORE ALL THE STUFF I SAID ABOUT HIM BEING COLOR-BLIND!!)

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Harry awoke to find himself cuddled with Hermione, at first he didn't realize where he was, until he saw a big bundle of brown hair laying in his face.

/OH FRIKIN SHIT!!/ He thought with panic, /I'm laying with Hermione, I'm cuddling with Hermione! I saw Hermione naked!/ Harry added the last part, because a flash of Hermione's naked body went through his head, making him remember all he saw last night. Harry quickly jumped off Hermione's bed. He was backing up, not believing that he was just laying in the same bed as Hermione, not watching where he was going, when Lavender stepped on his tail.

/AHHHH!/ Harry yelled with pain, but when he went to scream, a loud fierce hiss came out of his mouth, making Lavender jump back with shock.

"Sorry, Crookshanks, I didn't see you!" She said apoloegitcally. Harry just looked up at her with his squashy face.

/How could you not see this mini-tiger? Do you need frikin bifocals?/ Harry thought annoyed.

(A/N: I've been obsessed with the word 'frikin', so don't seem shocked if I say it about a jillion times in this story!)

He looked over to see Hermione slowly rising up out of bed, streching out her arms, brown hair everywhere, looking a mess. She looked over at her cat and smiled.

"Your propably hungry aren't you Crookshanks?" Hermione asked as she got out of bed and walked over to where there was a empty dish on the floor.

/Come to think of it...I am/ Harry thought as heard his stomach rumble, it had been a while since he had eaten anything. He saw Hermione reach for a bag of something, it was yellow, and there were words on it... Harry could almost make out the words it said, his eyes widened with disbelief.

/I AM NOT EATING MEOW MIX!!/ He thought with anger, it had took him quite a while to get the song out of his head, now he had to eat the food? He watched as Hermione poured some of the evil Meow Mix food in his dish. She set it down for him and filled his other dish with cold water.

He just looked up at Hermione as if she had just announced that she had secretly been having a love affair with Snape.

"Well go on," Hermione pushed Harry towards the dish. "Eat now, you don't want to starve yourself do you?"

/If only you knew.../ Harry thought as he looked down at the bowl in distaste. He slowly lowered his head towards the dish.

/OhmyGodohmyGodohmyGodohmyGod-/ He thought as he slowly took one of the meow mix's food in his mouth, the flavor was tender turkey.

/OhmyGodohmyGodohmyGodohmyGodoh-HEY!! This isn't all that bad!/ Harry thought with surprise as he munched down on the food. Hermione smiled.

"That's my boy...you eat all you want!" Hermione said as she went off to get ready for breakfast. Harry though, couldn't hear her because he was still hungrily chowing down on the food. By the time he was finished and he looked up, the dormitory was empty.

/Must of already left for breakfast./ Harry thought. /Well, I might as well explore the place since I have nothing else to do./ Harry thought as he took off down towards the common room.

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/Please tell me that wasn't real./ Harry froze when he walked by Professor Snape's class, everyone was still eating breakfast and classes hadn't started yet, when Harry had walked by Snape's class, only to be greeted by the sight of Snape twirling around the room in his long black robes holding a mirror up to himself and singing,

"You are so beautiful, to me! Can't you see? Your everything I hoped for! Your everything I need, You are so beautiful, to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Harry cringed when Snape sang out that last word in a high pitch, Harry could see the potion bottles start to crack from the high and terrible pitch from Snape. Snape stopped singing to see an enormous orange cat staring at him.

:Isn't that the-know-it-all Granger's cat? Why does it remind me of someone?: Snape thought as he looked the cat right in the eye. Harry gulped and casually turned and continued to walk down the hallway. Snape just shrugged his shoulders and continued on singing.

/I did not see that, I did not see that, I did not see that.../ Harry kept repeating this to himself until he bumped into someone's legs. Expecting to see Draco again, he didn't even look up, but the voice stopped him.

"Hello Harry." Harry looked up to be greeted by Dumbledore. Harry burst into tears.

/H-Headmaster! I saw the most frightning thing! Snape was in his class and he w-was s-singing a-and it was h-horrible!/ Harry yelled, /Oh the irony!/ Dumbledore smiled at him with pity. He knew that Snape had an odd fetish of singing to himself before classes started, but he had no idea what horror that would do to students.

"It's alright Harry." Dumbledore reassured, "Now, have you any progress of finding out why Crookshanks switched bodies with you?" Harry stopped crying.

He had totally forgotten about that, he was to caught up in all these surprises that seemed to slap him right in the face.

/Umm....no?/ Harry answered, more like guessed.

"Well, you should get to it, you don't want to stuck in that body for to long do you?" But Harry wasn't able to answer because Dumbledore had already begun to walk down the hall.

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After getting over his inital shock of seeing Snape singing, Harry explored the rest of Hogwarts, though he already knew all of the secret passage ways, the exploring was quite a bore and nothing interesting happened, unless you counted the fact that he saw Nearly Headless Nick, the Bloody Baron, the Fat Friar, and the Gray Lady playing strip poker, nothing interesting happened. The game was interrupted by Peeves anyway by yanking down the Gray Lady's underwear when she had stood up to take her shirt off.

It was now in the evening and classes were over, then Harry remembered something.

/Tonight is that damn slumber party./ He thought as he layed down on Hermione's bed. But wasn't able to get any rest because he heard the squealing of Lavender and Parvati, they were dragging Hermione up the stairs, telling her everything they had planned for tonight's party.

He could see Hermione's regret of ever suggesting she should have a makeover. But he knew that Hermione would never be able to escape this situation.

Harry was actually looking foward to the slumber party, everyone was now in their pj's and they were sitting on the floor, Hermione had her head up in a towel and she had a weird green cream all over her face that made Harry think she was a swamp monster or something.

The girls were now playing a game called truth or dare, Harry had heard of this game, it was actually quite stupid to him.

"My turn!" Parvati squealed. She looked over at Hermione, who in return gulped in fear.

"Hermione, truth or dare?" Now this is what caught Harry's attention, he jumped down off of Hermione's bed to get a drink of water from his dish, listening intently to the girl's game.

"Um...truth." Hermione said slowly. Parvati squealed.

"Ok! Hermione, who do you have a crush on?" (A/N: Stupid question I know, but I had no idea how she would admit her crush.)

Hermione mumbled something that even Harry's cat hearing couldn't pick up.

"Sorry Hermione but I couldn't hear you." Lavender said as she cupped her hand around her ear. Hermione turned a dark shade of red and took a deep breath.

"Harry..." Parvati and Lavender weren't able to have a reaction because they were cut off by Harry who had heard Hermione and started to choke on his water.

"Um...is your cat ok Hermione?" Parvati asked in a unsure voice.

"Maybe he's hacking up a furball or something." Lavender reassured. But Hermione hurridly picked up Harry and started to pat him on his furry back.

"Come on Crookshanks, your alright." Hermione reassured, when she heard Harry stop choking on his water. She gently set Harry down, who just sat on the ground in shock.

/Did she just say what I think she said?/ Harry thought with disbelief. His eyes widened.

/HERMIONE HAS A CRUSH ON ME!!!!!!!!/

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