Chapter 6- Disasters In The Making

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/Ow.Why does it feel like Dudley just got done sitting on my head?/ Harry thought groggily as he opened his eyes. He yawned and looked at his surroundings.

"WHAT THE F-" He was cut off by Dumbledore loudly clearing his throat, Harry blushed and sat back on his bed. He was in the Hospital Wing. He then looked down and saw.a hand?

"I'M BACK!" Harry yelled gleefully, he reached for his glasses and put them on, he jumped off the bed and went to look in a mirror. As he was examining his face, arms, legs, hair, rear and numerous other body parts that he thought he would never see again, Dumbledore again cleared his throat and brought Harry's attention towards him.

"Yes, you have figured out why Crookshanks switched bodies with you, you do not have to reveal that reason if you do not choose to and you can go back to your own dormitory today." Dumbledore said with a grin, his blue eyes twinkling.

Harry's grin reached to his face, then he looked around.

"Where is that Cat anyway?" Harry asked.

"Well, he is currently with his owner, Miss Granger," Harry blushed when he mentioned Hermione, "He is probably still slumbering, switching bodies with people tends to take a lot of energy out of him."

Harry nodded, he then went over to his bed and sat down.

"Was the experience of being Crookshanks weird for you?" Dumbledore asked with curiosity. Harry looked up at him and nodded, he then remembered something.

"Headmaster.what did you do with Malfoy? I assume that Professor McGonagall brought him to you didn't she?" Dumbledore nodded and then grinned.

"When she barged into my office I had no idea why she seemed so angry, then I saw Mr. Malfoy by her and knew that he must have done something un- tolerable. After she told me what Mr. Malfoy said to Miss. Granger and told me of what she had already done to punish him, I escorted Mr. Malfoy to go to Miss. Granger and apologize." Dumbledore chuckled and Harry looked bewildered.

"Did he actually apologize?"

"Yes, thought he seemed real hesitant to do so, so I told him if he didn't he would lose another 50 points from Slytherin, so he apologized and then told me that it was all Miss. Granger's cat's fault."

Harry laughed nervously and looked at Dumbledore with pure innocence.

"Um.well.he really insulted Ron and if I hadn't of bit Malfoy, Ron would have just beaten him to a pulp, you should have seen how angry Ron looked!" Harry said.

"I know Harry, but you should have distracted them instead of jumping on young Malfoy's arm and biting him." Harry looked to the floor, but he couldn't help himself from saying something else.

"Did I do serious harm to his arm?" Harry asked hopefully. Dumbledore chuckled and shook his head, which made Harry, drop his head in disappointment.

"Now Harry, you need to gather your things and head back to Gryffindor Tower, I'm sure your friends are very eager to see you." Dumbledore said. Harry nodded and gathered his things and walked towards the door. But not without turning to say something to Dumbledore.

"Will I be able to tell Hermione and Ron about what happened with me and Crookshanks, and that Crookshanks used to be Merlin's cat?"

Dumbledore sighed.

"It is your choice Harry, but think about it carefully before you decide to do anything else." Dumbledore said. Harry nodded. Then he looked at Dumbledore and said something.

"Crookshanks did it because he wanted me to realize how stupid I was being by not acknowledging my best friend's feelings for me." He blurted out before heading out the door, leaving Dumbledore staring at him, with a small grin on his face.



Harry took a big sigh as he looked through the doors that led to the Great Hall, where everyone was now eating breakfast. He smoothed out his robes and casually walked into the Great Hall.

The moment he stepped in there, the whole Hall went dead silent. Everyone stared at him, even the teachers, well except Dumbledore that is.

'Man.has everyone been wondering where I've been?' Harry thought as he walked towards the Gryffindor table and sat next to Ron, across from Hermione. He heard Hermione whisper something to him from across the table.

"If it wasn't for the fact that everyone is staring, I would have jumped up and given you a hug." She whispered, and then continued on to eat her breakfast. Ron patted him on the back.

"Welcome back mate, everyone's been wondering where you have gone to." He said, slowly everyone in the Hall went back to eating their breakfast and talking amongst others, Harry looked around and his eyed landed on the Slytherin table. He looked at Draco, who was staring back at him through narrowed eyes. Then Harry's eyes traveled to Draco's arm that he had bitten, Madam Pomfrey must have healed it.

After breakfast, they headed towards Snape's class; Harry shuddered when he remembered seeing Snape singing to himself, he was pretty sure that image would be stuck in his mind forever.

They were the first to enter the class, so Harry wasn't able to brace himself when Hermione knocked him over in a giant hug.

"Oh I've missed you SO much! I've been so worried!" Hermione rambled on as she squeezed Harry to death. Usually Harry would feel mighty uncomfortable being hugged by his female best friend, but now he was starting to enjoy it.

Harry smiled softly and wrapped his arms around Hermione and dug his face into her hair.

'Smells like roses.' Harry thought.

Ron looked at his two friends, he was beginning to wonder why they were hanging to each other for so long. People were starting to enter the class, and they couldn't help but stop and watch the two friends as they were hugging each other and acting as if they hadn't seen each other in years.

"Um.guys? Come on now; let each other breath.guys? Guys.?"

Ron was becoming very aggravated, and now it seemed as if all the Slytherins and Gryffindors had gathered around him and were watching the scene take place before them. He could hear Draco and a couple other Slytherins snickering in the background.

"WOULD YOU GUYS BLOODY LET GO OF EACH OTHER!?" Ron yelled, making everyone in the room jump about a foot in the air.

Harry and Hermione quickly let go of each other and suddenly found the walls of the room very interesting because they avoided looking at anyone else and their faces were very red.

Harry mumbled a 'sorry' and sat down in between Ron and Hermione.

When Snape entered the room, Harry couldn't help but wonder if Snape had sung to himself this morning like he had done a few days ago. Again he shuddered at the thought, making Hermione look at him curiously.

"Are you cold or something?"

Harry blushed, "No." He answered stupidly.



It was dinner time now and Harry was wondering if he should tell Ron and Hermione about his experience of being Crookshanks, but there was a part of him that kept telling no.don't tell them.especially Hermione because she told you her secrets and she doesn't expect her cat to tell anyone her secrets.

So how would she react if she found out that she had been telling her crush all her secrets? Would she feel betrayed?

All these questions were racing through Harry's mind.

'I think you should do it.' A small voice said to him.

'No, you may jeopardize your friendship with Hermione, Ron would be ok with it, he'd ask why he couldn't have tagged along but you wouldn't get into a big issue with him.' Another voice said.

'So what? You know your dying to tell someone about what happened to you.why don't you just tell Ron then?' The naggings voice suggested.

'No, because Ron would end up accidentally blurting it out to someone and then it would spread around the whole school.' The other voice pointed out.

The nagging voice replied. 'No it wouldn't, the secret would be safe with Ron.'

'Yea right, the whole secret would be exposed to the whole school in one day.' The other voice said.

'No it wouldn't'

'Yes, it would.'

'No it wouldn't!'

'Yes it would!'

'No!'

'Yes!'

'No!'

'Yes!'

'No!'

'Yes!'

'No!'

"SHUT THE HELL UP!" Harry yelled out. Causing Neville to jump and knock over some mashed potatoes that landed in Dean's lap, who jumped up and knocked over a Ravenclaw girl passing by the table, who tripped and grabbed a hold of Hermione's robes, who fell back on the floor and grabbed Ron by the back of his robes who was busy eating a chicken leg, the chicken leg flew out of Ron's hand and landed in Draco's cup of water, that splashed all over Pansy, who screamed and jumped up, and knocked into Professor Snape who fell head first into a giant chocolate cake that somebody was about to eat.

"Oops." Harry mumbled. Now he would be teased endlessly because he was just trying to get the annoying voices in his head to shut the hell up.

Harry sighed.

And he still didn't know if he wanted to tell Ron and Hermione his secret. He looked up and saw everyone staring at him once again. He looked across the table and saw Ron helping Hermione up. He looked across the Great Hall and saw Snape yelling at Pansy for knocking him into the chocolate cake, which was now all over his face.

'Yep.' He thought, 'I will forever be teased for this moment.' He thought as he went on to eat his dinner, acting as if nothing had ever happened.

Yes, it seemed as if this chapter had no point at all, but THAT'S JUST ME!! PLEASE REVIEW!!