Disclaimer: I would reaaallly glad to trapped tenipuri boy's on my bed, too bad he's not mine! T_T
Author's note: This is my first tenipuri fanfic! Please R&R, onegai! Hix hix….. the idea came from nowhere when I'm in the middle of class. If you want to sue me, don't be too harsh ok, I'm a sensitive baby after all….. OOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!! *got some tomatoes on her face*
IT'S HIM!!
By SakuraSleep
Once upon a time there was a peaceful village beneath the mountain called "The Seigaku Land". This village was so famous among any other village not only because its gorgeous scenery, but also because of the villagers. Yep, as you expect, people from other village come to search for a bride. Os should I say groom? Or generally, a lifetime companion. Well, The Seigaku Land, with its population of high quality bachelors, would give you some challenging experience of holding back drools. Oh yeah…
It was a bright morning in Seigaku Land when Tezuka Kunimitsu, well known with the title "Seigaku's Sex Bomb", took his leisure time drowning his well built body among the relaxing flow of river water. Careless of some fanatic stalkers that followed him all the time even when he wanted to take a damn bath, and pretended not to see some hidden cameras. (A/N: Guess you know who put the cameras… ME! ME!). He tried to enjoy his leisure time together with a buffalo pet of his. He's getting too familiar with the sound of maniac fangirl's laugh and their sound of endocrines, after all.
*****One hours had passed****
The crowd of fangirl's didn't seem to disappeared. Poor Tezuka, his plan to get some relaxing time seems impossible. He sighed and whispered to his buffalo.
"Horio-kun, seems like we can't get our privacies here…"
"MOOOO…." (Agree)
"It's been TWO YEARS, Horio-kun, since the first I saw you lying lazily on the meadow. You were my very first friend, and I miss those moment when I rode on your back as I played my whistle. That nostalgic melody… just the two of us."
"Mooooo…" (Sentimental expression)
Tezuka patted Horio's grayish back and said silently, "It's enough, Horio-kun. Those wicked fangirls really piss me off. I can't stand anymore… Let's get out of here!"
"MOOOOO!!!" (wa…wait!! Buchou! You…))
As a flash of light, he jumped to Horio's back and rode him out of the water as fast as he could, leaving the cursed place. They escaped. The fangirls screamed hysterically for they couldn't follow their idol, while the idol's traces seems far away, disappeared by distance together with his buffalo.
"NOOO!! TEZUKA-SAMA!!" Yeah, you know girls, they're horrible when falling in love. They cried, stunned, then fainted.
*****After managing to escape**** *
"Hosh…Hosh…" The young man titled "Seigaku's Sex Bomb" finally find a quiet place after managing to escape. He took a long breath before move his body from Horio's back and stepped the ground. "Moo!! Moo!!" Looks like Horio's trying to say something. "Shut up, Horio." He bent his head to the left and stepped forward.
The quietest place on Seigaku island. They've been far away from the river, and already took quite a long time to run through the forest's trees. The way in front of them was covered with bushes, and just after this bushes, they should cross a dry lake before finally found their meadow of memories.
The well-built man walked slowly to put aside the bushes, but before he touch the leaves he caught a quivering sound of water on his ears. He frowned to concentrate more and realized something. In the other hand, Horio was bumping the sexy dude's back several times, but he just slapped the buffalo's face as a reply. Horio sigh.
"It seems like the lake which has gone dry for months has been full of water again… how could I didn't notice it? Let's go Horio!!"
"MooOOoo!!" (wait!!)
Tezuka Kunimitsu was so amused for he clumsily broke through the bushes. The lake was indeed overflowing with crystal clear water, and as he couldn't hold some patience to astonished the scenery, he prepared to jump and sank himself (without Horio, this time). But before he managed to do that, he heard a miserable scream.
"KYAAAAAAA!!! PERVEEEEEEERRRTTT!!!~~~~~~~~ XXXXX((("
The ever-so-unlucky Tezuka Kunimitsu gasped as he was with his very own eyes, a naked 'angel' was appeared among the crystal clear of water, as if the mild sunlight was a form of blessing. The angel had a silky hazel hair that spread until the neck, and the most beautiful yet fascinating blue eyes he was ever seen. Tezuka could only stated speechlessly when the angel he was gazing at threw a harsh stone right at his tip of the nose, and force him to gain realty. Ouch.
"CRAZYYY!!!" Another yell was heard.
He reached a towel and cover himself desperately. After regain his consciousness, Tezuka realized one IMPORTANT thing:
"DAMN! I FORGET MY CLOTHES!!"
"Mooooo….. ::sigh::" (Baka, that's what I wanted to say from before….)
Right in front of him, the mysterious one on the lake keep screaming hysterically over and over without planning to escape, instead gazing at the sexy dude's you know where. Well, as expected from the title "Seigaku's Sex Bomb".
"PERVERT!!! CRAZYY!! BIG… ups.."
"Moo??" (Huh..?)
The unknown beauty looked awkward. "Uhmm… ano… KYYAAA!!!"
"Wa.. wait!! Don't run!!" Tezuka tried to avoid the angel from running, but it was too late. The angel run very fast, he disappeared so quickly. Tezuka could only stared at that direction without saying a thing, and Horio's effort to cure his master's shock by slapping his tail was useless. Again, the door of love's encounter has open. (A/N: damn, why am I so sucks at making poetic phrase?? Somebody help me!!)
*****In the other place of Seigaku Island*****
"Yuuta!!"
"Nande, aniki? You looked so shocked! Getting stalked by those fanatic fanboys again?"
"I don't think so… but it was so big…"
"Huh? What's big?"
"AHH!! It's just…. a… yeah! The fish I saw on the lake was so big! Yeah! The fish!"
"Really? So you take that fish for our dinner? Don't you say you eat it by yourself!" Yuuta accused, pointing his fingers.
"WHAT??? EAT IT !?? NO WAY….hehehehe…eh.. uhm.."
The younger brother's frowned. "Aniki…?"
"AHH!! Uhmm, really, no way I eat THE FISH alone, Eiji will mad at me if I do."
"Well…" Yuuta pulled a chair and sat on it. Their home was made from wood just like the other homes in Seigaku island. Small but comfortable, Yuuta and his Aniki had been lived there ever since their parents died because of terrible illness few years ago. "Speaking of Eiji, he came here about an hour ago."
"Really, what did he do?"
"What else rather than looking for you? Listen, Aniki, I thought you need to give him an answer immediately. It's not that I didn't know that he's been in love with you since we were children, but after he confessed his love to you, you should take him more seriously. Yeah, I know he confessed his love not the way serious people would do, but he's somewhat more complicated person than the happy-happy Eiji usual people would know. "
"Still, he's childish."
"Is it a problem?"
"I'm not mature either. I'm afraid I'm not the best person for him. "
"Afraid? That means you can't help wanting to become the best person for our Eiji." Yuuta smirked. The aniki smiled and blushed. "Maybe… anyway, I like the words 'Our Eiji'."
"…"
"Nyaaaaaaa!!!! Our Eiji??? I Prefer to become Fuji's Eiji!! Hoi-Hoiiiii!!!!!!~~~~~~~XDD" A pair of hand glomp the Fuji that was mistaken as an angel, and the loud whiny voice was shouted right beside his ears.
"Huhhhh???? E..Eiji!!!" The hazel haired guy plunged eyes wide while holding the table's surface in front of him as a support cause if he's not, the weight of Eiji's on his back would cause him to fall forward. "Eiji! I can't breath…"
"Yo!! Te-he!! I heard it all! I heard it all!! From now on, Fuji is mine! No.. no excuse!! Yaaayyyy!!!!"
Fuji still stunned. "Yuuta… you…" He glared at his brother.
"It's not my fault, hehehe… I said he was came, but I haven't said he's already leaving!" Yuuta escape as soon as he said those words, while still laughing out loud.
******Meanwhile…*****
"Tezuka!! What's wrong with you, are you wearing that banana leaves all the way home?" A skin haired guy greeted Tezuka in front of his house. Not so long after that he rushed and brought him a clothes. Tezuka enter his 'little house on the meadow' type residence, and after spent few minutes in the back, he met his friend on the living room and sat face to face with him. His friend open the conversation first.
"What's wrong with your clothes?"
"I forget them."
"Really? it doesn't sound like you."
"Hmm."
"Have you go check the farm? You know, the harvest season would come soon, and Seigaku's citizen would soon prepared for the annual harvest celebration. As usual, we should…. Huh? Are you listening…?"
"Haa? Un…" Tezuka looks as if he just swallowed an overdoses amount of hallucinogen.
"You look hopeless."
"Ah."
"So… about the harvest…"
"Oishi." Tezuka suddenly stared straightly at his friend's eyes, looking for an exact answer. "Do you believe in angel?"
"WHAT? Mpphh…. Hahaha…. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Again, Tezuka only stared at him with his famous you'll-be-history gaze to silent Oishi. "Not funny." He hummed in a low tone.
"So, Tezuka. What angel are you talking about?" Oishi held his lips not to laugh, instead lean his arm on Tezuka's shoulder and acting like a big brother.
"Forget it."
"Ah, Tezuka. As usual." Oishi stood up and walked towards the buffet. He pulled the buffet and grabbed many letters from it. "All 137 fan's love letters for today."
"…"
Oishi sighed. "Bad mood, ne? Just make sure your slump would dissapear before the annual harvest celebration. Otherwise, village's elder will kill me."
"… I know."
"Sure, you MUST know that the annual harvest party is the most important ritual of our village's belief. But young girls nowadays… they could only think that the party was out of trend. The only way to make them come is…"
"I said I know it." Tezuka cut Oishi's line. He sat and leave Oishi, then walked out the house to see Horio, his lovely buffalo. Oishi stunned for few minutes before giggled a bit.
"Angel, huh?"
TBC……
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WEHH??? It's supposed to be humor!! Why did I get sank in joy of melancholy (again, I'm terrible at making poetic phrase) -_-;; ?? But how about that?? Sucks??? T_T forgive meee!!! English is not my first language, so I'm not really capable of using difficult words. Should I continue this story? Is it too long or too short per chapter! R& R ne! :DD
