Chapter 10: Part Of My Evil Plot
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter............DO ANY OF YOU??!!! Thought not........
A/N: AAHH!! I'm soooo sorry it took me so long to update, I've been really lazy lately....so yeah, ROCK ON!!!
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So far, none of Harry's ideas were working.
It all started going wrong when they entered The Three Broomsticks, Justin and Hermione found a table and sat down. Harry was hanging off Hermione's arm, glaring at Justin the whole time. Then when Madam Rosmerta came to take their orders Harry had started to have another sneezing fit.
He ended up spreading cat boogers all over Hermione instead of Justin, this came to happen when he was about to sneeze and Hermione had turned him around to get him in a more comfortable position, and she was greeted with a glob full of snot in her face. (A/N: Aren't I cruel?)
She immediately got up and told Justin that she would be back in a minute; Justin gave his and Hermione's orders to Madam Rosmerta. Then when she left it was just Crook-I mean Harry and Justin left.
Harry sat in the center of the table, staring dead at Justin, and surprisingly, Justin stared right back. Then the silence was broken when Justin spoke.
"Why do I have this feeling that you're here to make this date a living hell?" The question almost knocked Harry off the table, was Justin catching on to him? Nah...that couldn't happen....could it?
So Harry just played it off and continued to stare at Justin as if he hadn't a clue in the world.
The uncomfortable silence was yet again broken, only this time it was Hermione returning to the table. Harry did feel a bit guilty about getting snot all over Hermione, but the feeling washed away when Hermione gave a warm smile to Justin and completely ignored Harry.
'Um...hello? Sick cat over here! Shouldn't you be helping me instead of flirting with this...this...this fiddlestick?'
Then Harry mentally slapped himself in the head.
'What in the hell is a fiddlestick?' Harry asked himself. Then their orders came, and Justin had to suddenly use the bathroom.
"I'll be right back Hermione." He said as he took off, squeezing his legs together, trying not to let anything leak.
Hermione nodded and turned around with her back facing Harry to tend with her untied shoe. This gave Harry a chance to prance over to Justin's food and drink and sneeze ALL over it, even getting a little sip of his drink. Then he went back to his place besides Hermione and just waited for Justin to return.
'Hopefully he'll catch this awful flu.' Harry thought evilly.
His excitement rose when Justin returned. That evil grin was returning to Harry's face when Justin looked down at his food, but the excitement faded away when Justin started to say something to Hermione.
"Hermione, me and you have the wrong orders, you actually have mine and I have yours."
Harry's eyes widened when he heard that and his furry face went pale. Then he had to hopelessly watch as Justin and Hermione switched plates.
'NO! HERMIONE DON'T DO IT!! IT'S PART OF MY EVIL PLOT! NO!'
But his cries were unheard as Hermione picked up her fork and started to pick at the food, and then eating it. She even drank from the cup that Harry's flu infested tongue had drank out of!
Yes, this was all going horribly wrong for Harry.
Harry though wasn't going to give up.
Sure Hermione might have a terrible flu of her own to deal with, but it was all for a good cause.right?
So now Harry was thinking of another plan that would ruin this date and make Justin look like a complete loser. But his thoughts were cut off when Malfoy walked up to the table.
"Well, well, well, look's like the Mudblood finally has a boyfriend." Draco sneered. But Harry was ready to bite Malfoy once more, but he stopped when he saw Malfoy look over at Justin, who was looking slightly mad.
"You know, you better leave while you have the chance, filth like this could ruin you. Wait, aren't you a Mudblood too? Well I'll be damned, we have the filthiest and most disgusting people at Hogwarts dating each other! Who would have ever t-" Malfoy was cut off by a flying fist, Justin's flying fist to be exact.
"You better shut the hell up before I beat your arse so bad that not even your daddy would be able to do anything about it!" Justin yelled, causing everyone to go silent and watch the rising conflict. Malfoy rose from the ground, holding his bleeding lip, his two goonies, Crabbe and Goyle were no where to be seen.
"Dammit! That's the second time this week that I've been injured! You just wait until my Father hears about this, and where in the hell are those two stupid pig-heads?" Malfoy yelled, then his grey eyes shifted towards Justin and Hermione.
"You just wait.I'll get you!" He yelled at Justin, then he walked away, but not before whispering something to Hermione that only she and Harry could hear.
"You better watch your back Mudblood, or something bad is bound to happen." He said with a smirk, then walked off, holding his aching jaw.
Harry narrowed his eyes at that remark, was Malfoy threatening Hermione? Well not if he could help it.
"Justin, are you okay?" Hermione asked worriedly, Justin smiled softly and nodded his head. Harry couldn't help but respect the boy now, after all he had punched Malfoy right in the face.
But Harry was still determined to make Justin back off.
'Maybe I should just get back in my body and tell Hermione my feelings, I'd be saving a lot of time here. And I already know Hermione likes me, but what would Justin do if I suddenly asked Hermione out? Well, there's only one way to find out!' And with that, Harry jumped off Hermione's lap and hurried back to Hogwarts, leaving Hermione alone with Justin.
'Crookshanks? Crookshanks where are you?' Harry asked as he entered the secret room behind the painting of the four wizards.
It was a bit odd to do the secret dance in a cat's body, but it went along with the four wizards on the painting, who joyfully laughed along and danced.
'I'm right here Harry, why are you back so soon? Did you succeed in ruining the date?' Crookshanks asked, Harry shook his head and told Crookshanks all that had gone wrong, the only good part was seeing Malfoy getting punched to the ground.
'So, I'm just going to try to tell Hermione my feelings and hopefully she'll forget about Justin and then I'll tell her about me and you switching bodies.' Harry said happily, it seemed easy enough.
Crookshanks nodded along and then spoke.
'Sounds like a great plan Harry, but only one problem.' Crookshanks pointed out.
'What's the problem?' Harry asked curiously.
Crookshanks took a deep breath and looked Harry right in the eyes.
'The problem is that I can't switch bodies back with you.'
OOOHHH!!! Cliffhanger!! Was this chapter a bit shorter then the others? I think it was, Oh well, please review! And I promise it won't be a long of a wait as it was last time!! ^_^
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter............DO ANY OF YOU??!!! Thought not........
A/N: AAHH!! I'm soooo sorry it took me so long to update, I've been really lazy lately....so yeah, ROCK ON!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So far, none of Harry's ideas were working.
It all started going wrong when they entered The Three Broomsticks, Justin and Hermione found a table and sat down. Harry was hanging off Hermione's arm, glaring at Justin the whole time. Then when Madam Rosmerta came to take their orders Harry had started to have another sneezing fit.
He ended up spreading cat boogers all over Hermione instead of Justin, this came to happen when he was about to sneeze and Hermione had turned him around to get him in a more comfortable position, and she was greeted with a glob full of snot in her face. (A/N: Aren't I cruel?)
She immediately got up and told Justin that she would be back in a minute; Justin gave his and Hermione's orders to Madam Rosmerta. Then when she left it was just Crook-I mean Harry and Justin left.
Harry sat in the center of the table, staring dead at Justin, and surprisingly, Justin stared right back. Then the silence was broken when Justin spoke.
"Why do I have this feeling that you're here to make this date a living hell?" The question almost knocked Harry off the table, was Justin catching on to him? Nah...that couldn't happen....could it?
So Harry just played it off and continued to stare at Justin as if he hadn't a clue in the world.
The uncomfortable silence was yet again broken, only this time it was Hermione returning to the table. Harry did feel a bit guilty about getting snot all over Hermione, but the feeling washed away when Hermione gave a warm smile to Justin and completely ignored Harry.
'Um...hello? Sick cat over here! Shouldn't you be helping me instead of flirting with this...this...this fiddlestick?'
Then Harry mentally slapped himself in the head.
'What in the hell is a fiddlestick?' Harry asked himself. Then their orders came, and Justin had to suddenly use the bathroom.
"I'll be right back Hermione." He said as he took off, squeezing his legs together, trying not to let anything leak.
Hermione nodded and turned around with her back facing Harry to tend with her untied shoe. This gave Harry a chance to prance over to Justin's food and drink and sneeze ALL over it, even getting a little sip of his drink. Then he went back to his place besides Hermione and just waited for Justin to return.
'Hopefully he'll catch this awful flu.' Harry thought evilly.
His excitement rose when Justin returned. That evil grin was returning to Harry's face when Justin looked down at his food, but the excitement faded away when Justin started to say something to Hermione.
"Hermione, me and you have the wrong orders, you actually have mine and I have yours."
Harry's eyes widened when he heard that and his furry face went pale. Then he had to hopelessly watch as Justin and Hermione switched plates.
'NO! HERMIONE DON'T DO IT!! IT'S PART OF MY EVIL PLOT! NO!'
But his cries were unheard as Hermione picked up her fork and started to pick at the food, and then eating it. She even drank from the cup that Harry's flu infested tongue had drank out of!
Yes, this was all going horribly wrong for Harry.
Harry though wasn't going to give up.
Sure Hermione might have a terrible flu of her own to deal with, but it was all for a good cause.right?
So now Harry was thinking of another plan that would ruin this date and make Justin look like a complete loser. But his thoughts were cut off when Malfoy walked up to the table.
"Well, well, well, look's like the Mudblood finally has a boyfriend." Draco sneered. But Harry was ready to bite Malfoy once more, but he stopped when he saw Malfoy look over at Justin, who was looking slightly mad.
"You know, you better leave while you have the chance, filth like this could ruin you. Wait, aren't you a Mudblood too? Well I'll be damned, we have the filthiest and most disgusting people at Hogwarts dating each other! Who would have ever t-" Malfoy was cut off by a flying fist, Justin's flying fist to be exact.
"You better shut the hell up before I beat your arse so bad that not even your daddy would be able to do anything about it!" Justin yelled, causing everyone to go silent and watch the rising conflict. Malfoy rose from the ground, holding his bleeding lip, his two goonies, Crabbe and Goyle were no where to be seen.
"Dammit! That's the second time this week that I've been injured! You just wait until my Father hears about this, and where in the hell are those two stupid pig-heads?" Malfoy yelled, then his grey eyes shifted towards Justin and Hermione.
"You just wait.I'll get you!" He yelled at Justin, then he walked away, but not before whispering something to Hermione that only she and Harry could hear.
"You better watch your back Mudblood, or something bad is bound to happen." He said with a smirk, then walked off, holding his aching jaw.
Harry narrowed his eyes at that remark, was Malfoy threatening Hermione? Well not if he could help it.
"Justin, are you okay?" Hermione asked worriedly, Justin smiled softly and nodded his head. Harry couldn't help but respect the boy now, after all he had punched Malfoy right in the face.
But Harry was still determined to make Justin back off.
'Maybe I should just get back in my body and tell Hermione my feelings, I'd be saving a lot of time here. And I already know Hermione likes me, but what would Justin do if I suddenly asked Hermione out? Well, there's only one way to find out!' And with that, Harry jumped off Hermione's lap and hurried back to Hogwarts, leaving Hermione alone with Justin.
'Crookshanks? Crookshanks where are you?' Harry asked as he entered the secret room behind the painting of the four wizards.
It was a bit odd to do the secret dance in a cat's body, but it went along with the four wizards on the painting, who joyfully laughed along and danced.
'I'm right here Harry, why are you back so soon? Did you succeed in ruining the date?' Crookshanks asked, Harry shook his head and told Crookshanks all that had gone wrong, the only good part was seeing Malfoy getting punched to the ground.
'So, I'm just going to try to tell Hermione my feelings and hopefully she'll forget about Justin and then I'll tell her about me and you switching bodies.' Harry said happily, it seemed easy enough.
Crookshanks nodded along and then spoke.
'Sounds like a great plan Harry, but only one problem.' Crookshanks pointed out.
'What's the problem?' Harry asked curiously.
Crookshanks took a deep breath and looked Harry right in the eyes.
'The problem is that I can't switch bodies back with you.'
OOOHHH!!! Cliffhanger!! Was this chapter a bit shorter then the others? I think it was, Oh well, please review! And I promise it won't be a long of a wait as it was last time!! ^_^
