Author's notes: The official song was actually written by Jim Morrison
"SILENCE!!!" bellowed Phil "We have much work to do, and have no time for your idle, foolish chit chatter, nor your incessant rambling, nor your chit chatty chatty chit chatting. I will make this short and sweet, and afterwards will announce to you the official song of 'Inanimate Farm.' But first, allow me to attend to some minor business which must be attended to first, and then we can proceed with the song, which we will deal with when we've proceeded further in our proceedings. First, we shall, as a group, examine the premises of our new premises. See what all there is to see, and celebrate, our new found freedom through some sort of celebration, which of course, will be used to celebrate our new found freedom, while examining our new premises..in effect, killing two cantaloupes with one spoon.." And so the denizens of Inanimate Farm went and frolicked along the perimeter with inanimate joy.while Phil continued rambling. When they returned, hours later, Phil was still talking, but he was almost ready to talk about the song..."and so they'll be called freedom cheese from now on, but, as we all know, this does not mean the cheese is more free than the rest of us, for we are all free. This is to protect our citizens. And now we'll get to the song." And so, even though they had never heard the song before, they all unanimously broke out into song. And it went something like dis:
No more money, no more fancy dress This other Kingdom seems by far the best until its other jaw reveals incest & loose obedience to a vegetable law
I will not go Prefer a Feast of Friends To the Giant family
"SILENCE!!!" bellowed Phil "We have much work to do, and have no time for your idle, foolish chit chatter, nor your incessant rambling, nor your chit chatty chatty chit chatting. I will make this short and sweet, and afterwards will announce to you the official song of 'Inanimate Farm.' But first, allow me to attend to some minor business which must be attended to first, and then we can proceed with the song, which we will deal with when we've proceeded further in our proceedings. First, we shall, as a group, examine the premises of our new premises. See what all there is to see, and celebrate, our new found freedom through some sort of celebration, which of course, will be used to celebrate our new found freedom, while examining our new premises..in effect, killing two cantaloupes with one spoon.." And so the denizens of Inanimate Farm went and frolicked along the perimeter with inanimate joy.while Phil continued rambling. When they returned, hours later, Phil was still talking, but he was almost ready to talk about the song..."and so they'll be called freedom cheese from now on, but, as we all know, this does not mean the cheese is more free than the rest of us, for we are all free. This is to protect our citizens. And now we'll get to the song." And so, even though they had never heard the song before, they all unanimously broke out into song. And it went something like dis:
No more money, no more fancy dress This other Kingdom seems by far the best until its other jaw reveals incest & loose obedience to a vegetable law
I will not go Prefer a Feast of Friends To the Giant family
