Say Cheese!!
NoV: Hi, FOP fans! My name is NoV. Normally I wouldn't be writing for this section, but the show has possessed me.
Cosmo: (mystically) You are in my power..hooray!! Now go get me some cheese!
NoV: (stares at Cosmo) Um..anyway, I decided to settle back and write a small ficcie. Maybe not too small..
Wanda: Microscopic.
Timmy: Miniature.
Cosmo: Astronomical!
Wanda: That's an antonym.
Cosmo: No, I said astronomical.
Wanda: But astronomical is an antonym.
Cosmo: No it's not! It's an astronomical.
Wanda: (completely confused) Um..oh-kay.
NoV: Well, moving on, the ficcie is a normal plot(a normal NoV plot, that is) that tries to keep everyone IC.
Cosmo: I want the story to be about cheese!
NoV: (flatly) The story is NOT about cheese.
Cosmo: Oh, please, oh, please, prettiest of please?
NoV: No.
Cosmo: Pleases that are so pretty they make you cry?
NoV: (sighs, boredly) No.
Cosmo: Pleases that can make even the lowly ostrich cry?
NoV: Lemme think...no.
Timmy: (getting slightly annoyed)
Cosmo: Please?
NoV: No.
Cosmo: Please?
NoV: No.
Cosmo: No?
NoV: Please...I mean no!
Cosmo: Please?
NoV: No.
Cosmo: Please?
NoV: No.
Timmy: (fed-up) I wish that the story was about cheese!!!!
Cosmo: Hooray! (raises his wand)
**
Two goldfish opened their eyes. They smiled at each other.
They both hopped out of their bowl and transformed into Cosmo and Wanda.
Cosmo blew a little horn above the sleeping Timmy's head. "Wake up, Timmy!! Today is The Best Day Ever!!!"
Timmy opened one eye, sleepily. "Why is today the 'Best Day Ever'?" he asked, yawning.
"It just is!" the green-haired fairy exclaimed, throwing confetti into the air.
"I'm glad you planned your 'Best Day Ever' on a Saturday," Wanda said, gazing at the calendar. "That way, Timmy won't have to go to school and I won't have to stay here and be tortured alone-err, he won't have to miss out on all the fun! Heh.."
Cosmo began to laugh, maniacally, or as close as he could come to a maniacal laugh. "FIRST-"
Wanda gulped.
"We sleep all day!" he finished.
Wanda facefaulted. "Is that all?"
"No, there's more!!" Cosmo cried. "But we have to wait until tomorrow!!" He zipped back into goldfish form and into the bowl. Wanda shrugged and followed him. Timmy needed no encouragement and fell right back to sleep.
**
$*#%^&#(%The Next Morning...*#TT%&@#$@(#%
"WAKE UP TIMMY!!!!"
At the loud shriek, the boy with the ever-present pink hat shot out of bed, and was faced with Cosmo, bearing a huge grin.
"Guess what today is!!" Cosmo shrieked.
Timmy drooped back into sleepy mode. "Sunday?"
"No!" the fairy said, happily. "Well..actually, yes! But that's besides the point! Guess what ELSE today is!"
Timmy sighed. "I don't know."
"It's the Best Day Ever Part 2!!!!"
"Can we sleep today too?" Wanda asked, hopefully.
"Of course not, silly!" Cosmo laughed. "Today is the most important part of the Best Day Ever!! Because it's Part 2!!"
"Whoop-dee-doo," Timmy said, non-enthusiastically.
"Now, then, first, to get our Best Day Ever Part 2 started," Cosmo said, "you need to wish that the world is made of cheese!"
Timmy decided to get out of bed. "What for?" he wondered, curiously.
"It's all a part of the Best Day Ever Part 2!!!" the fairy cried.
Timmy glanced at Wanda.
"You may as well just go along with it," she said, guessing what he was thinking. "I think I'll be sick if I have to hear 'The Best Day Ever Part 2' again."
"The Best Day Ever Part 2! The Best Day Ever Part 2! The Best Day Ever Part 2! The Best Day Ever Part 2!"
Wanda glared at Cosmo, who had made a recording of the phrase, and was playing it on Timmy's CD player.
Timmy shrugged. "I wish that the world was made of cheese?"
Cosmo shrieked with overflowing joy and lifted his wand into the air. A rumbling was heard, that soon made the entire house shake. Timmy and Wanda strained to get picture frames and glass from falling off the walls. The tremors subsided, and Cosmo zipped off into the front yard..and began eating it.
Timmy gave Wanda a questioning look, at they turned away from the window.
She shook her head, and said, "As long as he's happy."
Moments later, Cosmo yelped, "Ow!!"
He floated back into Timmy's room, a chunk of his head missing. He glomped onto Timmy, crying, "The evil cheese monster of DOOM ate my brain!!!"
Timmy stared into his empty head. "Are you sure there was ever a brain in there?"
"All I know is," Cosmo said, dramatically, "it suddenly went from the Best Day Ever Part 2, to the Worst Day Ever Part 1!!!!!"
**
NoV: End of part 1.
Cosmo: No, it's the beginning of part 1!
NoV: Wha?
Cosmo: It's the beginning of the Worst Day Ever Part 1.
NoV: Oh! No, no, no! That's not what I meant. It's the end of part 1 of this ficcie. There'll be much, much more! I'll have a road trip, Cosmo burns the house down, and the Evil Cheese Monster of DOOM!!
Cosmo: Yay!
NoV: But only if I get 5 reviews!
Cosmo: (changes into a sad, lil orphan kid) Please! PLEEEEEAAAASE!!! Review! Fairies need a home TOO!!!!
Wanda: (also a lil orphan kid) Sniffle. Oh, please! We're cold and have no tanning beds to keep us warm!
Cosmo: I love tanning beds! Especially when they're filled with cheese!!
NoV: So, review, or poor Cosmo and Wanda will be forced to live on the streets!!!! ;_;
NoV: Hi, FOP fans! My name is NoV. Normally I wouldn't be writing for this section, but the show has possessed me.
Cosmo: (mystically) You are in my power..hooray!! Now go get me some cheese!
NoV: (stares at Cosmo) Um..anyway, I decided to settle back and write a small ficcie. Maybe not too small..
Wanda: Microscopic.
Timmy: Miniature.
Cosmo: Astronomical!
Wanda: That's an antonym.
Cosmo: No, I said astronomical.
Wanda: But astronomical is an antonym.
Cosmo: No it's not! It's an astronomical.
Wanda: (completely confused) Um..oh-kay.
NoV: Well, moving on, the ficcie is a normal plot(a normal NoV plot, that is) that tries to keep everyone IC.
Cosmo: I want the story to be about cheese!
NoV: (flatly) The story is NOT about cheese.
Cosmo: Oh, please, oh, please, prettiest of please?
NoV: No.
Cosmo: Pleases that are so pretty they make you cry?
NoV: (sighs, boredly) No.
Cosmo: Pleases that can make even the lowly ostrich cry?
NoV: Lemme think...no.
Timmy: (getting slightly annoyed)
Cosmo: Please?
NoV: No.
Cosmo: Please?
NoV: No.
Cosmo: No?
NoV: Please...I mean no!
Cosmo: Please?
NoV: No.
Cosmo: Please?
NoV: No.
Timmy: (fed-up) I wish that the story was about cheese!!!!
Cosmo: Hooray! (raises his wand)
**
Two goldfish opened their eyes. They smiled at each other.
They both hopped out of their bowl and transformed into Cosmo and Wanda.
Cosmo blew a little horn above the sleeping Timmy's head. "Wake up, Timmy!! Today is The Best Day Ever!!!"
Timmy opened one eye, sleepily. "Why is today the 'Best Day Ever'?" he asked, yawning.
"It just is!" the green-haired fairy exclaimed, throwing confetti into the air.
"I'm glad you planned your 'Best Day Ever' on a Saturday," Wanda said, gazing at the calendar. "That way, Timmy won't have to go to school and I won't have to stay here and be tortured alone-err, he won't have to miss out on all the fun! Heh.."
Cosmo began to laugh, maniacally, or as close as he could come to a maniacal laugh. "FIRST-"
Wanda gulped.
"We sleep all day!" he finished.
Wanda facefaulted. "Is that all?"
"No, there's more!!" Cosmo cried. "But we have to wait until tomorrow!!" He zipped back into goldfish form and into the bowl. Wanda shrugged and followed him. Timmy needed no encouragement and fell right back to sleep.
**
$*#%^&#(%The Next Morning...*#TT%&@#$@(#%
"WAKE UP TIMMY!!!!"
At the loud shriek, the boy with the ever-present pink hat shot out of bed, and was faced with Cosmo, bearing a huge grin.
"Guess what today is!!" Cosmo shrieked.
Timmy drooped back into sleepy mode. "Sunday?"
"No!" the fairy said, happily. "Well..actually, yes! But that's besides the point! Guess what ELSE today is!"
Timmy sighed. "I don't know."
"It's the Best Day Ever Part 2!!!!"
"Can we sleep today too?" Wanda asked, hopefully.
"Of course not, silly!" Cosmo laughed. "Today is the most important part of the Best Day Ever!! Because it's Part 2!!"
"Whoop-dee-doo," Timmy said, non-enthusiastically.
"Now, then, first, to get our Best Day Ever Part 2 started," Cosmo said, "you need to wish that the world is made of cheese!"
Timmy decided to get out of bed. "What for?" he wondered, curiously.
"It's all a part of the Best Day Ever Part 2!!!" the fairy cried.
Timmy glanced at Wanda.
"You may as well just go along with it," she said, guessing what he was thinking. "I think I'll be sick if I have to hear 'The Best Day Ever Part 2' again."
"The Best Day Ever Part 2! The Best Day Ever Part 2! The Best Day Ever Part 2! The Best Day Ever Part 2!"
Wanda glared at Cosmo, who had made a recording of the phrase, and was playing it on Timmy's CD player.
Timmy shrugged. "I wish that the world was made of cheese?"
Cosmo shrieked with overflowing joy and lifted his wand into the air. A rumbling was heard, that soon made the entire house shake. Timmy and Wanda strained to get picture frames and glass from falling off the walls. The tremors subsided, and Cosmo zipped off into the front yard..and began eating it.
Timmy gave Wanda a questioning look, at they turned away from the window.
She shook her head, and said, "As long as he's happy."
Moments later, Cosmo yelped, "Ow!!"
He floated back into Timmy's room, a chunk of his head missing. He glomped onto Timmy, crying, "The evil cheese monster of DOOM ate my brain!!!"
Timmy stared into his empty head. "Are you sure there was ever a brain in there?"
"All I know is," Cosmo said, dramatically, "it suddenly went from the Best Day Ever Part 2, to the Worst Day Ever Part 1!!!!!"
**
NoV: End of part 1.
Cosmo: No, it's the beginning of part 1!
NoV: Wha?
Cosmo: It's the beginning of the Worst Day Ever Part 1.
NoV: Oh! No, no, no! That's not what I meant. It's the end of part 1 of this ficcie. There'll be much, much more! I'll have a road trip, Cosmo burns the house down, and the Evil Cheese Monster of DOOM!!
Cosmo: Yay!
NoV: But only if I get 5 reviews!
Cosmo: (changes into a sad, lil orphan kid) Please! PLEEEEEAAAASE!!! Review! Fairies need a home TOO!!!!
Wanda: (also a lil orphan kid) Sniffle. Oh, please! We're cold and have no tanning beds to keep us warm!
Cosmo: I love tanning beds! Especially when they're filled with cheese!!
NoV: So, review, or poor Cosmo and Wanda will be forced to live on the streets!!!! ;_;
