Say Cheese! (part 2)
NoV: Hai, hai! Thanx to Peggi, there's another chappie. Everyone bow and thank Peggi!!
Minna: (bow and thank Peggi)
Cosmo: I like Peggi!
NoV: Do you really?
Cosmo: What's a Peggi??
NoV: -.-0
Wanda: So, what horrible misfortunes do you have planned for us now, eh?
Timmy: Really, as if the whole world being made of cheese wasn't bad enough...
NoV: Oh, it can get much worse.....^.^
**
Timmy and his godparents heard a strange rumbling downstairs. Then a loud crash.
Timmy shot a look at Wanda and ran downstairs to see what had happened. When he reached the kitchen, he gasped to see that it was in a state of disarray. Pots and pans had been flung onto the floor; silverware was scattered out on the counter; the refrigerator was wide open, and half of its contents had been strewn around it. Timmy also saw that there was something crouching behind the refrigerator door.
Cautiously, he grabbed a nearby frying pan, expecting the being infiltrating the fridge to be the evil cheese monster from before.
"AHA!!" he exclaimed, as he jumped in front of the refrigerator, his frying pan readied.
"AAAH!" Timmy's dad cried, a shocked expression on his face and a donut in his hand. "I wasn't cheating on my diet! I was just inspecting this donut to make sure it was.....really a donut." He grinned, hoping that Timmy would believe him.
"So.....you're not a cheese monster?" Timmy wondered, a bit sheepish.
"Yes! I am!" his dad roared, over-dramatically. "Run! Fear me! For I am the cheese monster to bring your end!!!"
Timmy shrugged, and went back to the staircase.
"It worked!" Dad celebrated by stuffing the whole donut into his mouth.
**
"So," Timmy said, once he was back in his room, "about the whole world made of cheese thing....."
"OOH!! The best day ever part 2!!" Cosmo shrieked, overflowing with joy. "Now, it's time for the car chase scene!!"
"The what?" Wanda asked, raising an eyebrow.
**
"AAAH!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! AAH!! AAH! AAH!! AAHH!!!!" Wanda wailed, clinging to the backseat for dear life. "Did you ever consider slowing down???"
"Wanda?" Timmy said, sitting beside her. "We haven't left the driveway yet....the car isn't even turned on."
"Oh, sorry. I get carsick....." she lied. She could tell by the insane look in her partner's eyes that the trip would be less than enjoyable.
Cosmo, nearly bouncing in excitement and anticipation, slowly pushed the key into the ignition. Timmy's parents' car roared into life and hummed gently. Cosmo put it into reverse and said, "Are we there yet??"
"No," Timmy said, flatly.
"Goodie! I still get to drive!!"
"Um....may I ask where exactly are we going?" Wanda inquired, hugging the seat in front of hear, anxiously.
"To the cheese capital of the world!" Cosmo informed her.
"Wisconsin?" Timmy wondered.
"No, China!"
"What?? You mean we're DRIVING to China??" Wanda demanded. "We're going to die!!"
Cosmo adjusted his rearview mirror, winked at it, and abruptly backed into a telephone pole.
"Why did you do that?" Timmy asked, not wanting to believe that he had gotten himself into the situation.
"Why weren't you watching where you were backing up?" Wanda questioned, staring at the pole through the back window.
Suddenly, the air bags popped out and smack Cosmo in the face. "Ow!" he cried.
"We're going to die," Wanda said again.
"Stop saying that," Timmy whispered. "Let's think positive. Cosmo may not be the best driver in the world, but he's never gotten us killed before."
"Hi Mr. Truck! How are you today??"
A loud honking was heard. Timmy and Wanda slowly turned their heads to look ahead of them. They huddled together calmly, as they saw the eighteen-wheel truck coming straight for them.
**
He could smell flowers. The flowers made him want to sneeze and watch commercials for allergy medicine. He couldn't see flowers. All he could see was darkness. The flowers were somewhere, though. He could hear something too. Were the flowers talking to him? That was silly. Flowers couldn't talk....right?
"Hi, Timmy!"
Now he was sure that the flowers, wherever they might be, were talking to him. Telling him that he needed to wake up soon. Alarm clock flowers.....who needs 'em?
"Hi, Timmy!"
He couldn't ignore it. His eyes slowly opened to stare into a pair of green ones.
"Hi, Timmy!" Cosmo said for the third time, shoving an armful of flowers into Timmy's face. "How are you feeling??"
It took Timmy's brain a minute or two to figure out what was going on. He wasn't in his bedroom, but it was a room with a bed in it. The walls were white, as were the bed sheets, the bed, and the clothes that he was wearing. There was a little machine next to his bed that was making beeping sounds every now and then. There was a long, skinny silver rod beside the bed that had a bag of mushy liquid in it that had a tube going into his arm.
Timmy gasped upon realization. "I know exactly where I am!!"
"Really?" Cosmo wondered. "Where?"
"At the zoo," Timmy said, matter-of-factly. "But where are all the animals?"
"You must've hit your head harder than we thought," a new voice said.
Timmy strained his neck to turn around and look at Wanda, who was floating behind him. She had a sling tied around her arm, and an eye patch over her eye.
"Who are you?" Timmy wondered, a dazed expression on his face.
**
NoV: End of part 2!
Timmy: I have amnesia now??
NoV: Hai!
Cosmo: I like to drive!
Wanda: (slaps herself in the head)
NoV: I'll continue with only six new reviews, minna-san! OH, and if you're interested, I drew a fan-picture of FOP, and I'll send it to you if you'd like!
NoV: Hai, hai! Thanx to Peggi, there's another chappie. Everyone bow and thank Peggi!!
Minna: (bow and thank Peggi)
Cosmo: I like Peggi!
NoV: Do you really?
Cosmo: What's a Peggi??
NoV: -.-0
Wanda: So, what horrible misfortunes do you have planned for us now, eh?
Timmy: Really, as if the whole world being made of cheese wasn't bad enough...
NoV: Oh, it can get much worse.....^.^
**
Timmy and his godparents heard a strange rumbling downstairs. Then a loud crash.
Timmy shot a look at Wanda and ran downstairs to see what had happened. When he reached the kitchen, he gasped to see that it was in a state of disarray. Pots and pans had been flung onto the floor; silverware was scattered out on the counter; the refrigerator was wide open, and half of its contents had been strewn around it. Timmy also saw that there was something crouching behind the refrigerator door.
Cautiously, he grabbed a nearby frying pan, expecting the being infiltrating the fridge to be the evil cheese monster from before.
"AHA!!" he exclaimed, as he jumped in front of the refrigerator, his frying pan readied.
"AAAH!" Timmy's dad cried, a shocked expression on his face and a donut in his hand. "I wasn't cheating on my diet! I was just inspecting this donut to make sure it was.....really a donut." He grinned, hoping that Timmy would believe him.
"So.....you're not a cheese monster?" Timmy wondered, a bit sheepish.
"Yes! I am!" his dad roared, over-dramatically. "Run! Fear me! For I am the cheese monster to bring your end!!!"
Timmy shrugged, and went back to the staircase.
"It worked!" Dad celebrated by stuffing the whole donut into his mouth.
**
"So," Timmy said, once he was back in his room, "about the whole world made of cheese thing....."
"OOH!! The best day ever part 2!!" Cosmo shrieked, overflowing with joy. "Now, it's time for the car chase scene!!"
"The what?" Wanda asked, raising an eyebrow.
**
"AAAH!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! AAH!! AAH! AAH!! AAHH!!!!" Wanda wailed, clinging to the backseat for dear life. "Did you ever consider slowing down???"
"Wanda?" Timmy said, sitting beside her. "We haven't left the driveway yet....the car isn't even turned on."
"Oh, sorry. I get carsick....." she lied. She could tell by the insane look in her partner's eyes that the trip would be less than enjoyable.
Cosmo, nearly bouncing in excitement and anticipation, slowly pushed the key into the ignition. Timmy's parents' car roared into life and hummed gently. Cosmo put it into reverse and said, "Are we there yet??"
"No," Timmy said, flatly.
"Goodie! I still get to drive!!"
"Um....may I ask where exactly are we going?" Wanda inquired, hugging the seat in front of hear, anxiously.
"To the cheese capital of the world!" Cosmo informed her.
"Wisconsin?" Timmy wondered.
"No, China!"
"What?? You mean we're DRIVING to China??" Wanda demanded. "We're going to die!!"
Cosmo adjusted his rearview mirror, winked at it, and abruptly backed into a telephone pole.
"Why did you do that?" Timmy asked, not wanting to believe that he had gotten himself into the situation.
"Why weren't you watching where you were backing up?" Wanda questioned, staring at the pole through the back window.
Suddenly, the air bags popped out and smack Cosmo in the face. "Ow!" he cried.
"We're going to die," Wanda said again.
"Stop saying that," Timmy whispered. "Let's think positive. Cosmo may not be the best driver in the world, but he's never gotten us killed before."
"Hi Mr. Truck! How are you today??"
A loud honking was heard. Timmy and Wanda slowly turned their heads to look ahead of them. They huddled together calmly, as they saw the eighteen-wheel truck coming straight for them.
**
He could smell flowers. The flowers made him want to sneeze and watch commercials for allergy medicine. He couldn't see flowers. All he could see was darkness. The flowers were somewhere, though. He could hear something too. Were the flowers talking to him? That was silly. Flowers couldn't talk....right?
"Hi, Timmy!"
Now he was sure that the flowers, wherever they might be, were talking to him. Telling him that he needed to wake up soon. Alarm clock flowers.....who needs 'em?
"Hi, Timmy!"
He couldn't ignore it. His eyes slowly opened to stare into a pair of green ones.
"Hi, Timmy!" Cosmo said for the third time, shoving an armful of flowers into Timmy's face. "How are you feeling??"
It took Timmy's brain a minute or two to figure out what was going on. He wasn't in his bedroom, but it was a room with a bed in it. The walls were white, as were the bed sheets, the bed, and the clothes that he was wearing. There was a little machine next to his bed that was making beeping sounds every now and then. There was a long, skinny silver rod beside the bed that had a bag of mushy liquid in it that had a tube going into his arm.
Timmy gasped upon realization. "I know exactly where I am!!"
"Really?" Cosmo wondered. "Where?"
"At the zoo," Timmy said, matter-of-factly. "But where are all the animals?"
"You must've hit your head harder than we thought," a new voice said.
Timmy strained his neck to turn around and look at Wanda, who was floating behind him. She had a sling tied around her arm, and an eye patch over her eye.
"Who are you?" Timmy wondered, a dazed expression on his face.
**
NoV: End of part 2!
Timmy: I have amnesia now??
NoV: Hai!
Cosmo: I like to drive!
Wanda: (slaps herself in the head)
NoV: I'll continue with only six new reviews, minna-san! OH, and if you're interested, I drew a fan-picture of FOP, and I'll send it to you if you'd like!
